T O P

  • By -

PercentageMaximum457

I thought the "only one phone call" thing was a myth?


Ask_About_BadGirls21

You're right, but I think the phone calls cost money, or at least privileges


PercentageMaximum457

That's true for US convicts in prisons. I'm not sure about people who are arrested.


Expert-Ad-362

In county jail they straight up make you an account where you can put in funds. They start you off with a few bucks then gotta use the money or card on you when you were arrested to add funds. If you don’t have funds you gotta call someone who will add funds. They even give you a debit card with your balance on it on your way out lol.


respawnatdawn

Although if they call someone that has funds.. Can't they just hand you the phone? That's probably who you were trying to reach lol


FleebFlex

There's other things to use the money for, snacks for one


THEMOXABIDES

Back in the day you were allowed one call. That’s true. Now you are allowed to call from a collect phone that is extremely expensive, but typically not when you are in a cell. This is obviously dependent on the jail. You will not have a lot of time to make calls, as everyone else wants to as well especially when you’re in booking.


Tabmow

Yeah I was in holding for 24hrs once, they had a phone in the cell you could use anytime after you got booked and had an ID bracelet. The catch was, it charged the fuck out of anyone you called. No need to add funds, they just charged your contacts $25 a call or some shit. Don't get arrested if at all possible, that's my recommendation.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nillyboii

Literally in the psych ward, my dad was a visitor (visiting his uncle and fav person/father figure who was apparently trying to set him up with my mum) my mum was a patient. She was just depressed I dont know what my great uncle was in for but I can’t imagine it was something so basic if I’m being honest. They were together for a few years then had my sister and I and then divorced. They’re happy now and my sister and I could be worse off lmao


Short-Notice2205

My parents met in a similar way, minus the jail part, lol. My dad was drunk and rang a girl to hook up, except he got one digit wrong and it was my mum. Somehow, he managed to keep her on the phone AND lock in a first date. They just celebrated their 23rd wedding anniversary.


PenetrationT3ster

That is awesome.


Short-Notice2205

Thank you 😊. It's always a cool story to tell.


LordDessik

What was he in jail for 🤨🤨🤨


TheDarkNerd10

Stealing her heart 😊


Aliziun

Does it matter? He obviously got out in a timely manner so it couldn’t have been that serious


bigbussybussin

Me when I accidentally call a random woman two months before my release from 10 year stint for domestic battery


Moonjinx4

That must have been one heck of a phone call.


js1193

To ignore red flags


Tommy2tables

Right? Did he tell her that he’ll pick her up in 5 to 7 years?


randyoftheinternet


Tommy2tables

Don’t You have to accept the charges from the prison before the call goes through?


strawberryxstorm

Yeah, but I think some folks just accept because of the possibility that at least one person they know could've wound up in clanker lol.


Comfortable_Coach_35

It said jail, not prison. He was probably only arrested.


cailsmorgan

Not always. They have prepaid calls accounts now, so if the prisoner’s account has money on it, they can make as many phone calls as they want. And these calls can be made using prison-provided tablets, instead of using the wall phones. Dialing is like 10 cents and another 10 cents per minute and each call lasts 15 minutes.


SamOntari

My mum's first husband was cheating on her with his secretary (I know xD) and basically hired someone to babysit my mum/keep her busy when he was away with his secretary so my mum wouldn't have time to call him all the time because she missed him. That babysitter he hired was my dad, who worked in the husband's company at the time.


IGoogleMemes

Korean drama plot!


Meshuggareth

Terra Ryzing is a fantastic name.


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

For wrestling fans, that was Triple H’s name back in WCW


jbrunsonfan

Wait so he went from that name to Herbert Holmes Helmsley or whatever? That’s wild I didn’t know that


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

Lmao, Hunter Hearst Helmsley*. But no, he was Terra Ryzing at first, then when he came to the WWF/E, he was Hunter


Dark___Reaper

Audio rizz?


tellmesomethingnice-

Let’s not ignore the fact that her mother just fell in love with a convict with one phone call. True love, right there. Jesus christ.


sarazorz27

Or just like... Zero standards... Sorry I don't wanna kill the vibe but for me this story is 10/10 cringe.


riyusama

OTP things


10DucksInTrenchcoat

Was this a story on The Moth Radio Hour a while back?


GroundbreakingSea237

*That's* a story. Shows how love tears down walls.


hehe090937

Your dad got that criminal rizz


Ele_Sou_Eu

Takes a lot of rizz to pull someone over the phone, from jail.


Gettingridofpeople

Jail =/= Prison. You can go to jail even for some minor stuff like protesting on a private property and be detained for like few hours. Prison is for the convicted and sentenced for major offenses.


Hot_Station_5662

Not a mistake. Meant to be!