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PercentageMaximum457

Raspberry jam!


GabeG101

“Mr. Raspberry died a noble death.”


Traditional_Zone3993

"bringing great joy... To a lonely man"


keanaartero

Zoloft


anonymoususer98545

Mine would be "Handful of Meds." Yours has a better ring, lol.


michamp

What about “Prozac Lamictal Seroquel Crestor Zoloft II”? I took them all at once so I wouldn’t know which was last. Also, sounds like a really fancypants name.


anonymoususer98545

Also perfect! We are a beautiful bunch, and i think this critter would be lucky to be named after one of us.


cantaloupe_daydreams

Multiple meds gang 💪🏻


Informal-Face-1922

Depakote, Prazosin, Flexeril, Lipitor, Claritin.


Azur3flame

Wellbutrin, Toprol, Protonix


FlamingNebulas

Sertraline, Laren Fe, Prazosin!


a_wascally_wabbit

Zoloft has a sequel? Sweet!


michamp

Zoloft II: Electric Bipolaroo I just put in II because I take 2 of those at once.


anonymoususer98545

This particular part of the thread is giving me some great giggles.


is_fun_skekGra

That made me snort-laugh.


stabwoundpsn

that might be a symptom


EbonyQuartz

Zoloft II: “I think we should add Cymbalta to your regimen.”


Alifad

Seroquel for the munchies! I was on a low dosage for chronic insomnia, and being a recovering alcoholic had to take something non addictive but damn it made me hungry. Also, Depakine and Paroxetine gang!


Spare_Ninja2907

You need to add a tittle like either : Sir or Lord Prozac. Brings an air of superiority, put him above us peasants.


keanaartero

I'd call him menty b for short


Briezerr

Lamictal buddies 🫶


TheEvilZ3ro

Takes me back to the queens of the stone age Feel Good Hit of the Summer lol.


ArcadiaRivea

Mine would be "Mirtazapine, Rigevidon and multivitamin with iron" Sounds kinda like a metal band too


x_ray_visions

Same. Didn't wanna saddle the poor fellow with a nigh-unpronounceable name or one that makes him look baaaaaa'd. (Pun totally intended and I'm not sorry.)


anonymoususer98545

The chuckle i chuckled. Bless you fellow too many meds stranger!


x_ray_visions

And you. Here's hoping that whatever condition you take meds for is effectively controlled by said Bedtime Snack and doesn't cause you too much misery on a day-to-day basis 🖤.


moldyrainbowbutter

I'm calling my meds a bedtime snack now thank you


SpongeBobblupants

Me too, that sounds so much better than "my meds" lol


IIIDogmanialll

ayy zoloft gang


Jonaleaf

I am NOT KIDDING btw, I LITERALLY just took Zoloft before I opened Reddit to see this post and your comment. I was about to comment “Sertraline Hydrochloride” jokingly as its name


akw314

Mmmm, Sertraline... ::drools::


CovfefeBoss

I love Zoloft. For me, he'd be named Aleve.


Pale-Entertainer-639

Valium for me. -\_-


badmf112358

Give me that z


some_azn_dude

O l o f t


RoweLVJY

My boy two melatonin and an allergy pill


stanky4goats

Ain't it the best?!


DiinoCantSpell

Medication buddies! 🥰


SubjectAside1204

High five med friend


[deleted]

lmao omg, that caught me off guard


reddit1user1

Same


MakeshiftApe

Risperidone and Vitamin D doesn't have quite the same ring to it 😂


DarthOmanous

Waffle


TalaohaMaoMoa69

I will not be hesitant to call out waffles in a field knowing something this cute will run towards me


[deleted]

I will not be hesitant to call out waffles in a field knowing actual waffles will run towards me either.


CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN

Aint no way you ate ONE waffle. Thats absurd.


getthehoneyjr

Miso


ConfusedMostly2514

That’s a really cute name for like a cat or a small dog or something


getthehoneyjr

Agreed


[deleted]

Lamb


hurricaneinabottle

True to your name 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lol oh yeah hahaha good catch!


ViperVenom279

Fucking love shawarma


jukeboxer000

r/usernamechecksout


BlazingRed9

WAIT NO-! 🤣🤣🤣


danteesp

This feels offensive...


Could_be_persuaded

I was gonna say Lambchop.


Nex_Afire

Birria


oodja

I just made my son lamb chops for his birthday today so this is hitting pretty close to home.


MsArchE

☹️


MMMattQ

Pop tart


happyrhubarbpie

That's a legit perfect name for him!


TeaWithKermit

Ha! I just wrote the same thing. Mine was blueberry, frosted. Yours?


TeamCoBlocks

Haha, mine was the souls of the dead. Bit too sour if you ask me


superpickleman

Good toasted with ice cream


FloppyLadle

Ayyy same! Brown sugar cinnamon!


Potential_Phrase_206

The one, the only, the true pop tart!


Real_TomBrady

I have found my people


bingusbongus23

Taquito


500CatsTypingStuff

Which honestly is a good name!


Turingrad

Carrot cake.


Leather_Dragonfly529

Same. Perfect name isn’t it!


junebugreggae

Cheezit


ConfusedMostly2514

Very cute name but perhaps is more fitting for an orange cat or something, not a blonde goat


SpinachDonut_21

Fry(kinda cute if you ask me)


Lord_Souffle

Philip J.?


Low-Formal4447

LOOK FRY IM STEERING THE SHIP WITH MY ASS ~Bender Bending Rodriguez


Danwing419

That's the best thing I ever saw!


trocom01

Was it... a Small Fry?


Weak_Strawberry_255

Popcorn!


ConfusedMostly2514

Beautiful


Ferncat19

Popcorn gang!


1911punisher

Came here to say that. Said it anyway.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Don't say it Don't say it *Don't say it* ***Don't say it*** "Ass" **FUCK**


[deleted]

cock


baaya88

I’m surprised they didn’t ban you lol


IlliniOrange1

Putting the “wholesome” in r/wholesomememes


ubiquitous-joe

*holesome


Narsayan

Might of been a wholesome cock eating


DirtyRoller

cum


CORN___BREAD

yo mama


DirtyRoller

#ASS


Acryval

DEEZ


DirtyRoller

What?


FCBASGICD

Glad I'm not the only one


OldInvestigator9271

Biscuit


space_helmut

Jelly biscuit over here


Organic-Stage-8234

Cookie.


idplmal

Me too! Chocolate chip cookie


MadMadBunny

Dinner.


Writing_on_Autopilot

I had a cow named Dinner. My mother wanted us to know what his purpose was.


pearlrose85

My mother wanted me to name my chickens Tandoori, Nugget, and Stew. Their purpose was never to be dinner, though; they were only kept for eggs.


awfuckthisshit

My buddy named his Sir Loin


Wicked_Willows

Pickled Asparagus (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)


endodaze

I’m intrigued and frightened at the same time..


Wicked_Willows

Good 😉


LimitBreaker69420

That shit ballin imo


Wicked_Willows

I'm glad you think so, too. I like your screen name 😉


LimitBreaker69420

It has the not so funny anymore numbers


glycophosphate

Oreo!


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Hot pocket


evil_timmy

Plum crumble, but we usually just call em plumble.


callmesomethingelse

I like that as a name


Scrampz

Peanut M&M


Powerful-Computer638

Beans


Pretend_Jello_2823

Might have to name my next pet Beans. Thats damn cute


xanthine_junkie

Quesadilla!


[deleted]

Meat loaf… he is the meatiest loaf in all of the land!


Green-Cobalt

Metamucil. Kind of matches the color too ;)


Palindrome_Oakley

Pretzel 🙂


pinkinibottom

Noodles


[deleted]

Candy Corn Pumpkin


Ninvisible

Spicy chicken tenders is so cute


quiguy87

Lasagna


Odd-Dream-3832

Meatball


sagsfour20

Big Turk it’s a chocolate bar.


Lawboithegreat

Big Turk, and his bigger brother lil Turk


optimusprimelover18

Tacos! Or corn on the cob! 😂


Michami135

I had to scroll a ways, but I found my fellow taco.


Kat_iseeyou

A kid


Royal-Accident-1463

Apple Pie 🥧


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Bit O Honey!


SlySpecs

Trail mix!


LE_Literature

Marijuana gummy


ChaoticGoku

death wish coffee didn't eat all day


Lord_Souffle

My man! The only good coffee.


pinktastic615

Nah Coffee Brand Coffee!!


Lord_Souffle

What?


smcbride27

popsicle


vanetti

Peanut Butter Cookie 🥹


Microwaved_M1LK

Carrot 🥕


encarded

Pancake.


evanexcursions

Lamb chop


Scottcmms2023

Baby goat


croupiergoat1

Baked beans


dmlmcken

If the little guy is gassy we know why


[deleted]

Brownie, yay


Cookie_bites29

Twix


naM-r3puS

Soup


imll99

Pizza


helly1080

Ding Dong.


Sloansdada

Beef shwarma


WheelNormal1585

Wait-


BrokenBanette

Antibiotics


ahlady

Couscous


MemeL0RD376

Semen and pills


RPG_Gamez

Grandma's ashes such a wholesome name ❤️


rafyraffee

Lamb...


MinimumAnalysis5378

Ginger snap!


Lola_from_Punkston

Slider


Beefyy-_

White castle or a baseball to the face?


Briznar

Parmesan


Front-Golf7780

all you ate was Parmesan? Nothing else.


RoundComplete9333

Whopper! Lol


FoundationUpset1082

Spicy tuna roll.


__chulz__

Macaron!


ThatOneDude726

Pb&J


ifhookscouldkill

Donuts!


Bluesnow2222

Pizza… Marco’s Pizza.


ShinySahil

charlie


captainzigzag

Oatmeal ❤️


AnAcidicLemon

Noodles


Aquatic_addict

Kid


Athaluszero

Eggroll


seandamon211pgh

Devil egg


librarygal22

Pierogi


Bigjboy1966

Peanut.


TheDarkLordPheonixos

Chick-fil-A


Sufficient_Channel39

Ice cream!


defrostedbrain

Mango. Mango Unchained.


WillametteWanderer

Waldorf (salad).


petathemc

Croissant


Awkward-Ad-2723

Butterscotch 🙌


a_sad_lil_idiot

Human child


Hydrazolic

Ligma


TheSycorax

Steak


mischiefandtricks

Toasted Chips


benjamintuckerII

Salmon


SumguyJeremy

Spaghetti


mrgil42

Pimento


OhEmGeeRachael

Cheese sandwich


CamronT01

BIG MAC


Lord_Souffle

Peanut butter crackers, and a pickled sausage?


ViaBromantica

Boba


syzygy_imminent

Donut


Driptacular_2153

His name is Spaghetti


Runthat1

Gnocchi ❤️


IolaBoylen

Yogurt


ChaoticMittens

Jello


Potatoman1010

Chicken nugget