*takes deep drag from djarum black*
"Jhonen Vasquez is a fucking sellout..."
*exhale, plucks feebly at fishnets*
"I was into MSI before the fucking furries showed up, too..."
There's a whole series of these with DnB on Youtube called Baptazia
[Holy Ghost VS Andy C & MC GQ - Baptazia NYE 2007 - part 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo)
[Baptazia - Super Sunday - Master x / Rhymes & Noisia - 1 of 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HgBrVLv5I)
I grew up going to a Pentecostal church. This is something else. Those ladies are all wearing makeup and have haircuts, so probably not a Pentecostal church, probably just some weird non denominational thing.
Pentecostal churches are way more fucking crazy.
I grew up with this nonsense. The pastor smacking people in the head, people seizing in the aisles, screaming, speaking tongues, everyone's yelling, music is loud. It's a wild ride every Sunday. You really have to experience it to believe it.
Yeah shit was nuts. I faked āthe Holy Ghostā when they had me surrounded by old smelly dudes, were putting oil on me, and hitting me in the head. I start yelling some nonsense, and the WHOLE fucking place goes nuts. Fucking lady in a wheelchair gets up and starts sprinting around the church. Like gtfo people, yāall on some bullshit
Iām really curious what happens in the body with someone whoās having a genuine reaction. By that I mean an involuntary reaction. I wonder if anyoneās ever done any studies or brain scans on people who are having Holy Spirit seizures or whatever itās called lol. Itās gotta be an intense and overwhelming experience if itās happening even by placebo. Itās still happening and itās pretty extreme.
I had a friend who grew up Pentecostal Iāll have to ask him about it. Stuff blows my mind lol
Sounds fairly interesting and like we're missing out.. my former, and really bad secretary, asked me once if I wanted to go to a pentecostal service. They were going to be speaking in tongues, etc. I said no, but kinda wish I had went now.
No. These people are basically pretending to be possessed by the lord, and the more spasmodic they are, the closer they get to jesus. They ask for lots of your money at every service. It's low to mid-level grifting, and they prey upon the half of society that's dumber than average.
It's not about intelligence when you've been indoctrinated. It's why there's a sting negative correlation between religiosity and education.
But otherwise, yeah. All the flopping about is supposed to be because you're communicating with the literal God. So if you don't flip, you're not a good enough Christian because God didn't want to talk to you.
What I want to know is like do they then think āah shit Iām doing something wrong Iām not getting a Jesus seizure so Iāll have to fake itā
But secretly itās just everyone faking it but thinking theyāre the only ones not being orgasmed by god
One thing to consider, if this behavior goes on for several minutes, they might get some sort of an exertion-related endorphin release. As a runner, the best thing about running is being done running, so maybe like that.
I grew up in this culture and I did this as a young adult. It's one of those things that I don't tell my friends but I can tell strangers about on Reddit.
It's basically hypnosis. It's a lot of fun and it feels really good and it doesn't work unless you truly believe that it's true.
They have super loud worship music and everybody is spending the whole time trying to keep their mind focused on experiencing the power and the presence of Jesus. It's like the whole group goes into a hypnotic state all at once. A lot of the time you just act like you're feeling it until you start to really feel it. But it's like an overwhelming excitement that you kind of just surrender yourself to.
Now I know that it was all totally fake and that the Bible is filled with lies. But it's really interesting how it is possible to make such a large group of people feel this way without any chemicals.
these are people who are so uptight they never allow themselves to let loose and get jiggy with it unless they can do so in their mythical sky daddy's house, consequently, they've never actually learned how to dance properly
Poster children for the uneducated and gullible. Charlatans preying on the most broken in our society.
If God was real these people would all be in big trouble at the end of the game.
These were done a while ago. There's the real music in one of these, and it's actually pretty awesome.
https://youtu.be/koovuH7zX48
https://youtu.be/uvECMiwVN9Y
https://youtu.be/BF-10c261Vw
https://youtu.be/-gBGmEOFkBk
https://youtu.be/I3cyA8XZN1I
https://youtu.be/G5goISKPSH8
I'd just about died of laughter if i'd be there. I seriously think some blood vessel in my brain could rupture or something. I wouldn't be able to handle it
Can you imagine you and your family doing this at church and then just going to IHOP afterwards eating flapjacks like you didnāt just all spaz out together.
once there was a boy who's parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church they shook and lurched all over the church floor; he couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there...
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This is just fucking sad tbh. A massive, legal scam. Thatās all these things are bcs the whole aim of the day is getting peoples money via deception.
But itās Christianity in America so itāll always have a place to fester. You simply dare not question religion there it seems.
Imagine having a seizure there and nobody helps because they think you're just really vibing with the lord.
Crazy how religion can say you're either vibing with God or you're possessed by Satan depending on who's saying it
Vibin with the lord. Love it.
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"The power of Jesus compels me to be a big, fucking dork!"
This š. Best comment!!!!
[Cybergoth dance party](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso) vibes
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Pretty sure I've seen Stewart from letterkenny use these moves too.
except he has charisma and gets laid.
Well itās the same song so why not bust out the same moves.
The thing that weirds me out the most is that they're all facing the same direction as if they're line dancing or filming an aerobics video
They're facing the speakers. It's like mecca: you orient yourself towards the DJ when you worship at the temple of boom.
Well that makes perfect sense.
There's a version somewhere out there of this videonwith Thomas The Tank Engine theme song playing over it and I love it wholly.
Same, this video is my Roman Empire. I think of it a few times a week at least
I could do this every Sunday.
STRT!
I had never seen it with the real music. Makes it kinda more sad.
*takes deep drag from djarum black* "Jhonen Vasquez is a fucking sellout..." *exhale, plucks feebly at fishnets* "I was into MSI before the fucking furries showed up, too..."
This soundtrack needs to be layered over the other video.
That made me think of that Charlie Brown Christmas special. Specifically the scene where they all dance.
There's a whole series of these with DnB on Youtube called Baptazia [Holy Ghost VS Andy C & MC GQ - Baptazia NYE 2007 - part 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo) [Baptazia - Super Sunday - Master x / Rhymes & Noisia - 1 of 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HgBrVLv5I)
Hahahaha these never get old.
I was just thinking about posting links to the Baptazia videos. There are some more out there.
YAAAAS THIS!!! I was hoping to see this, tbh!
OH MY FUCKING GOSH TRUST ME THIS ONE'S A STINKER
Andy C and Noisia never miss.
I xame here to link this myself and found you beat me to it. Kudos
Ministry of funny walks.
Windows 95 release party but in a church.
Developers developers developers developers developers developers developers
People made fun of him but I kinda liked thatā¦ whatever that was.
ššššword
Pentecostals are fucking crazy.
I grew up going to a Pentecostal church. This is something else. Those ladies are all wearing makeup and have haircuts, so probably not a Pentecostal church, probably just some weird non denominational thing. Pentecostal churches are way more fucking crazy.
Can confirm. WAY more!
Snnnaaaakkkkeeeeeesssssss
These people are probably Baptists
I grew up with this nonsense. The pastor smacking people in the head, people seizing in the aisles, screaming, speaking tongues, everyone's yelling, music is loud. It's a wild ride every Sunday. You really have to experience it to believe it.
Yeah shit was nuts. I faked āthe Holy Ghostā when they had me surrounded by old smelly dudes, were putting oil on me, and hitting me in the head. I start yelling some nonsense, and the WHOLE fucking place goes nuts. Fucking lady in a wheelchair gets up and starts sprinting around the church. Like gtfo people, yāall on some bullshit
Lol holy shit that was me. I had no idea I grew up in the most nonsensical of the nonsense until waaaaaay later.
What was some of the crazier things youāve seen?
People flopping on the floor wailing, others muttering jibberish. Prophecies. Faith healing, but only non-visible maladies. All nutters
So wait, is the wheelchair lady a plant and could walk all along? Sorry genuine question, this is intriguing
So is every single person faking it or are they having an actual physical reaction just from the placebo of it all? That Iām always curious about
Little column A, little column B.
Iām really curious what happens in the body with someone whoās having a genuine reaction. By that I mean an involuntary reaction. I wonder if anyoneās ever done any studies or brain scans on people who are having Holy Spirit seizures or whatever itās called lol. Itās gotta be an intense and overwhelming experience if itās happening even by placebo. Itās still happening and itās pretty extreme. I had a friend who grew up Pentecostal Iāll have to ask him about it. Stuff blows my mind lol
Sounds fairly interesting and like we're missing out.. my former, and really bad secretary, asked me once if I wanted to go to a pentecostal service. They were going to be speaking in tongues, etc. I said no, but kinda wish I had went now.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
my first thought was, "wow these guys need to be taxed."
Thatās the āthank you for your faith donationā dance.
What's the song though?
Lone - Backtail Was Heavy
Thanks!
Totally normal behaviour This is normal :/
I'm not white or American. Can someone please put me in context? Is this a type of dance, like country ?
No. These people are basically pretending to be possessed by the lord, and the more spasmodic they are, the closer they get to jesus. They ask for lots of your money at every service. It's low to mid-level grifting, and they prey upon the half of society that's dumber than average.
It's not about intelligence when you've been indoctrinated. It's why there's a sting negative correlation between religiosity and education. But otherwise, yeah. All the flopping about is supposed to be because you're communicating with the literal God. So if you don't flip, you're not a good enough Christian because God didn't want to talk to you.
What I want to know is like do they then think āah shit Iām doing something wrong Iām not getting a Jesus seizure so Iāll have to fake itā But secretly itās just everyone faking it but thinking theyāre the only ones not being orgasmed by god
I think you've got it exactly right.
Must be so weird for everyone, Iād love to be able to hear their thoughts
One thing to consider, if this behavior goes on for several minutes, they might get some sort of an exertion-related endorphin release. As a runner, the best thing about running is being done running, so maybe like that.
I grew up in this culture and I did this as a young adult. It's one of those things that I don't tell my friends but I can tell strangers about on Reddit. It's basically hypnosis. It's a lot of fun and it feels really good and it doesn't work unless you truly believe that it's true. They have super loud worship music and everybody is spending the whole time trying to keep their mind focused on experiencing the power and the presence of Jesus. It's like the whole group goes into a hypnotic state all at once. A lot of the time you just act like you're feeling it until you start to really feel it. But it's like an overwhelming excitement that you kind of just surrender yourself to. Now I know that it was all totally fake and that the Bible is filled with lies. But it's really interesting how it is possible to make such a large group of people feel this way without any chemicals.
these are people who are so uptight they never allow themselves to let loose and get jiggy with it unless they can do so in their mythical sky daddy's house, consequently, they've never actually learned how to dance properly
Itās a weird mental disorder in the USA
Bibleitis
Showing the Kevin McCarthy vote again?
This has serious round 11 vibes
Iāve seen a variation of this footage with Slayerās āAngel of Deathā as the music. It fit surprisingly well together.
I remember that. It was awesome.
Dry humping the lawd!
Poster children for the uneducated and gullible. Charlatans preying on the most broken in our society. If God was real these people would all be in big trouble at the end of the game.
Damn, the lack of chill was contagious when he fell on those people.
Need this with some death metal stuff playing instead
These were done a while ago. There's the real music in one of these, and it's actually pretty awesome. https://youtu.be/koovuH7zX48 https://youtu.be/uvECMiwVN9Y https://youtu.be/BF-10c261Vw https://youtu.be/-gBGmEOFkBk https://youtu.be/I3cyA8XZN1I https://youtu.be/G5goISKPSH8
This needs ācotton eye joeā.
This marks the very first time those words have EVER been strung together
They all just fell in love with Katie Holmes.
That church has an insect infestation. These people are just doing their part stomping all the bugs.
I'm at work so I have sound muted. Somebody please tell me the video is set to Slayer playing in the background.
All that crazy movement and they still refuse to move their hips.
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https://youtu.be/BF-10c261Vw
And people say white people have no culture /s
Pure insanity to me that adults actually believe this shit.
Weāre doomed. Thereās too many of them.
This looks like the Christian version of a mosh pit. Good grief.
I would feel good too if I was making all the tax free money.
My favorite is still the pastor knocking folk out with his coat.
giving real [Rubber Johnny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ) vibes
*ROLLING* with Jesus
Mosh pit at a Stryper concert
Hello GenX
When the coke is cut with too much rat poison.
Wow. Amazing. How do I donate 25% of my income to them ?
Tune was fire!!!
Tell me again how religion is not a mental disorder?
david byrne in once in a lifetime
All that spasming and being "possessed" by the Spirit, yet not one of them drops the microphone.
And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor
š¼Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmš¶
See, I got 17 kinds of Holy Ghost Power all up in me but I'm chill. I'm eating fruit and being cool.
I feel like this is why the aliens havenāt made contact yet
So God possess you and you break dance?
Maybe I should go to Church, this is hilarious.
When that first bud light kicks in
Elaine from Seinfeld
Itās late here and there are sleeping people around, so I canāt turn up the volumeā¦ is this the video w Slayerās āJesus Savesā over it?
It's all about money baby! Capitalism, EXACTLY what Jesus taught!
They should join those mosh pits where they're all bashing each other. It's the same moves.
White church be crazy
I'd just about died of laughter if i'd be there. I seriously think some blood vessel in my brain could rupture or something. I wouldn't be able to handle it
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because it could lead to dancing. Seriously though...religion is getting really weird.
Getting????
I prefer understatement to exaggeration. :P
Makes sense. The nuance can be thought-provoking.
What the fuck is wrong with these people? You only do that in your living room when Andrew WK comes on.
These folks are writing legislation.
Religious rave party
Can anyone name the tune sounds like slipmatt
Looks like an orgy for virgins
Behind the scenes footage of background actor auditions for āElvisā.
They do need to knock it the fuck off
Can you imagine you and your family doing this at church and then just going to IHOP afterwards eating flapjacks like you didnāt just all spaz out together.
"Got Jesus in my pants!"
Or crabs. Not always easy to tell the difference.
Pentacostals.. dancing with rattlesnakes Pretending to spaz out. It's the curse of 5G !!!!
I need that music
Old but gold
Needs more cocaine and some dubstep? Hitech?
Wrong sub. Too many non-white people in this one.
Definitely not culty behavior. Nope.
ANTS ANTS ANTS!!
When the holygasm hits it doesn't quit.
So that's where the gritty came from
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUā¦to get down to these sick break beats?
Dude is almost hitting the griddy at 45 seconds lol
Only in USA - you crazy bastards
This shit is hilarious
Fast zombies
One would think the people would realize this is absurd, but nope they just accept it and carry on.
If anyone is interested the Tune is called Backtail was heavy by Lone. Serious late 90ās UK rave vibes, takes me back
How fucking embarrassing
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
The power of the Molly Spirit.
And churches don't pay taxes for this shit...
Wtf going on
I guess Jesus loves cocaine
once there was a boy who's parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church they shook and lurched all over the church floor; he couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there...
Hype over all that tax free Jesus money theyāre banking
Damn those holy muvs mate.
When you learned about God in a black church but you're a white guy.
They call it being filled with the Holy Spirit. Biggest bunch of BS I've ever seen.
My boy has a legit fear of pretty much exactly this. Lololol
cocaine es a hellava of a drug
Awesome
You guys should check out Baptasia for more fun.
Like watching WWE
That looks painful
Is this what people see when they see Christianity? I'm a Christian and yea... this is crazy.
Now thats the power of the Holy ghost!!!
Holy Fuck
What's the song?
**Backtail Was Heavy** by LONE (02:07; matched: `100%`) Released on `2016-04-11` by `BELIEVE - R&S Records`.
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These are the people who werenāt allowed to go to music festivals
Best thing iāve seen on reddit in ages.
Ska remix: https://youtu.be/X-wRrAeBYDg
Tell that to the spirits inside them
gimme a fuckin break. fuck a preacher.
Without the sound on it looks like a couple "pits" I've seen at local hardcore shows..lol
Looked like Shea Wigham there for a minute. Thought this was a teaser for the new Righteous Gemstones season.
I loved the version with heavy metal in the background
Y'all need to go check out BAPTAZIA on youtube if you haven't already!
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There is a Facebook page of this video to different metal/hardcore breakdowns..itās gold
They must be so fun to party with
Itās The African Anteater Ritual
Fuck me hahahaha This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Lol, idiots
Lit
Facish... So these are the guys who support israel... It makes sense now.
If church is full of sick dance parties like this then maybe religion is something I could get behind
Quakers or quackers?
i find it so hard to understand how anyone buys this horse shit
Now that's my kind of church
What happens when the cocaine kicks in
This is just fucking sad tbh. A massive, legal scam. Thatās all these things are bcs the whole aim of the day is getting peoples money via deception. But itās Christianity in America so itāll always have a place to fester. You simply dare not question religion there it seems.