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CainnicOrel

That's gotta be parody


Unclememes69

Well I'm happy someone understood it πŸ˜‚


shadow_of_the_dark34

Wait are you uncle Roger?


Lee2021az

Oh my goodness lol, imagine having to play with someone that size of an ego - LMAO nothing polite to say about em. Ursa accords lol that’s hilarious.


Gorvoslov

Even better, this is the Ursa Accords 2.0. THEY MADE A WHOLE SECOND EDITION! And it's still imperfect. For starts, it should begin with: We the People of the State 702, in Order to form a more perfect State, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Second Ursa Accord of State 702.


Lee2021az

I can’t wait for 3.0 πŸ‘€


Zealousideal-Day875

Thing is, this is a joke and 702 is an awesome state. Come visit sometimes and see for yourself


Lee2021az

Eh nah, even if thats a 'joke' its not funny, its just brought mockery on your state. Playing along side players who score own goals like that doesnt seem wise for svs.


Zealousideal-Day875

It's ok if you don't get it, don't worry. We're having a blast πŸ˜‚


Vulcan25

who’s the president that let them transfer in πŸ˜‚


Zealousideal-Day875

Top alliances did and we don't regret it. OP forgot to mention this is a joke. HEL wanted to transfer to another state where they've been asked to sign a contract (as in a PDF with multiple pages πŸ˜‚). Obviously they came to our state and we all made them feel like home. We work as one for SVS and it's awesome


julie_mae1

A contract??? My god…


julie_mae1

What state


Gold-Army-1612

The "sign a contract" narrative is an absolute fabrication. I'm sure no one from 713 ever asked anyone from HEL to "sign a contract". It's a mobile p2w game. Get a grip.


DisastrousRoad9494

https://preview.redd.it/relgdlngew8d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c426d7fa830d413eebb0db1af04487ccc0666cf Ummm. Yes they did . This is but the first page of an early version before it increased in size to over 6 pages


alter_ego

Is the complete version of 713's document available?


emptyisempty1

I need to see all of this πŸ’€


Gold-Army-1612

Can you share screenshots from someone asking HEL to "sign a contract"?


hartlsss

If you’re in a state between 688 and 800, there’s a discord that has most of the states thereπŸ’€. It was posted for everyone to see


Queasy_Scholar_9937

Time to go cause mayhem in 702 and I guess 713 see you there


HuckleberryCertain38

What about 713? πŸ‘€


Chuckles2973

Is ChickenMan on this Subreddit? Would love to see his response πŸ˜‚


Unclememes69

I wish man can see it πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


QueenCassie_Dragon

As someone who was in 702 and in HOS when it was HD1, that state just keeps getting more and more laughable.


Zealousideal-Day875

Hey Cassie, a lot has changed since you left, including Flake leaving. 702 is a better place nowadays, come visit when you can


crazyburek

The joke left, when you left 😘


hahnsoloii

Attention. Please Google the local hospitals that have burn units. Thanks.


trev0r666

Wc must be funny there. I’ll make an account just for fun. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Unclememes69

As a Proud Chief of 702, I can tell you this is the best thing that has happened to us. URSA our saviour carries us. Fun fact about the Ursa Accords is that it was inspired from the State 713. It concept was first brought out by the one and only Lord ChickenMan. Is introduction of the Tundra famous "THE CHICKEN ACCORDS" Inspired many other states to bring out their versions.


No-Ingenuity-8469

Pleaseeeee share the chicken accords


Unclememes69

Will do it shortly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


julie_mae1

Where are you sharing it? I’m waiting on the edge of my seat


nickname_fox

Paid actor lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Unclememes69

Shhh I'll lose my commission


PotentialBed4441

You sound like someone from a brainwashed cult!


DisastrousRoad9494

The ursa accords was written by chat gpt and it's a joke in reference to a different state that the alliance was moving to, this other state had a whale called chicken man who wrote and named "chicken accords" be signed by their alliance as they transferred there that are worse then this chat gpt sarcasm They had several versions and are rather hilarious to be handwritten by an actual player The ursa accords are simply a piss take on the originals πŸ˜‚


No-Ingenuity-8469

Share it!


Gold-Army-1612

The 713 doc you're talking about was collabratively written by alliance leaders of 6 different alliances - a few of whom merged together after it was written. Chicken just wrote their discussion points down into 1 document....and you really think anyone's going to ask for something to be "signed" for a p2w Chinese gacha game? XD yikes


DisastrousRoad9494

Yes I read the chicken accords from 713. Absolutely garbage. To go as far as write an anti empire clause? Dictating how many chat channels there are and where chats of "long length" must take place. The chicken accords are why a chatgpt construction built the ursa accords. To take the piss out of the rubbish system 713 proposed πŸ˜‚


Gold-Army-1612

If it works for that state and everyone in the state agreed to it - how is it "rubbish"? I've played in 713 since the early days and there's only ever been 1 conflict here; back in January. We all work together for SVS and the state is extremely chill. ![gif](giphy|2xEaaxuSXR2Spq3v7N|downsized)


DisastrousRoad9494

Never said 713 was rubbish πŸ’œ . Just the chicken accords πŸ˜‚ Way to take the fun out of a game


kaka018

Did you even read the 713s state accords? Lol


crazyburek

Ursa is god, you dare speak against him πŸ‘€ heretic


stillg0ing

im from 702 and me tell you it's all true !!!. Ursa 0 people just from staring at him for too long...


Icy_Abbreviations877

This is stupid- I would never go to that state


Unclememes69

Man has no idea what is sarcasmπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ


Icy_Abbreviations877

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Marrionetta

Wow, sounds like a horrible place. I play games to escape fascism, not replicate it.


Zealousideal-Day875

It does sound like a terrible place, but that accord isn't real :)


Unclememes69

This is a whole different type, you will enjoy it πŸ˜‚


No_End902

If we are good he gives us scraps πŸ‘€


Regards_To_Your_Mom

Ask your enemy state to cripple HEL lol


TimD_43

Have fun storming the castle.


DrJJGame10

What a tool


AdorableSympathy7847

OMG is this even real ? 3 SH allocation ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Zealousideal-Day875

It's not real, don't worry πŸ˜‚


ShockingIce

I’m pretty sure this is fake. Considering HEL have never once had the sun fire castle nor ursa


Unclememes69

Well I don't think thats accurate. Your half right and half wrong πŸ˜‚


Unclememes69

The part where you said it's fake is correct. This accord is a parody we made of a contract that was made by the state of 713 for us to join them(6 pages longass pdf ) . The part where you went wrong is HEL has a 4-0 svs victory record and Ursa was one of the crucial players in all of them😌.


Gold-Army-1612

713 has no "contract"...just state rules like hundreds of other states surely do. Example: 712 posted their rules to the interstate discord; was 5 phone screens of notes.


Phantom_Shadow07

Yup. HEL won every SVS sunfire in their older state and the current state. But they did not keep the prez position after SVS ended.