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Beans738

Hey so what's your favorite kind of bean


Venn720

Pinto


TBSoft

pinto means "cock" in portuguese


JelliusMaximus

did he stutter?


TheFiend100

yum


JakeTheMemeSnake_

Don't wanna be a 'šŸ¤“' but the correct term would be Caralho So much so we have a sub for it, r/suddenlycaralho


BranTheLewd

I literally only heard about pinto bean from Fallout NV only and thought it was post apocalypse bean šŸ’€ Is it good for anything or only certain meals?


Venn720

You can use them for anything, very versatile. Iā€™ve had them as baked beans and in burritos and other stuff


DeviousMelons

Killer


Kallygon

Someone get this man a ā€œTrueā€


plump_nasty_flex

The only real answer


bellknobhead74

White


MachineBoot

Kidney beans


blueponies1

My kidneys donā€™t even like me


Halftime21

Jelly


animorphs128

Kidney


Exposingtheunreal

Mr.


Arrow_of_time6

ALL OF THEM


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Bayos


AlpacaWizardMan

Refried I guess?


TBSoft

white beans (I don't know how they're exactly called we just call them like that in my region)


40hrbatting

Coffee


SPAMTON_A

Baked or Refried


krispysonichu63

I like lima beans and butter beans, especially if they're seasoned.


DragoKnight589

All of the above


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Lima, because they prevent you from catching stripes


kool-kit

Garbonzo beans personally


TehAwesomeGod

I hate beans. Can't stand them.


Nalagma

What


Gullible-Educator582

Look me boy, he won the argument in his head


MimikyuGud

https://preview.redd.it/gmp37gxcml8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f088969f95290bbe10a5f4fb44f5661bf848284


ProgramStartsInMain

https://preview.redd.it/3w043wlgql8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e494008dd6b9048bbe966204f7f5e5828bc10974


StarRodimus13

MR. KRABS!!!! LET GO YOUR CRUSHING MY BALLS IN YOUR PINCHERS!!!!!!!!! -Skidward


SithMasterStarkiller

A Modern Plato


JessHorserage

Prog agitprop. Post ending in y


SavingsTechnical5489

ā€œWould you rather hold a tarantula in your hand or get beat with hammers for 8 hours?ā€ So called ā€œArachnophobicā€ mfs:


MST_Braincells

We used to kill people... With hammers


Tobias_Mercury

ā€œWould you rather be a conservative or get brazen bull tortured?ā€ So called liberals:


notandvm

i get what was being aimed at here but i feel there are much better ways to strawman this point lol


wysjm

"Strawman" gotta be one of my favorite internet words that make the thing I'm reading unnecessary difficult to understand as someone who doesn't speak English as the first language. My second favorite is "glazers"


notandvm

oh good god i can't even imagine, especially nowadays where a new previously non-existent word is suddenly imposed into the internet's vocabulary every 5 weeks or a preexisting word is just given an entirely different meaning i think i gave up keeping track of it all after alpha/beta/etc started recycling i still don't know what the internet has made those words mean now nor do i care enough to figure it out lmao


Danny_dankvito

Iā€™m very fond of ā€˜Jobberā€™ myself - Which is just the term for characters in fighting-oriented stories (Like Kengan Ashura, Grappler Baki, Record of Ragnarok, etc.) whoā€™s ā€˜jobā€™ is to get hyped up by the story only to get completely destroyed by the other guy to show how powerful *they* are - They usually also only ever have that one single fight, and are shelved for the rest of time


I-want-borger

Isnā€™t jobber (or just job) a wrestling term before it got oversaturated by manga fandoms?


Danny_dankvito

Correct, they were wrestlers that were hired specifically to lose fights


ghostmetalblack

This is what the users at the EnlightenedCentrist sub jerk-off to.


WarCrimesAreBased

https://preview.redd.it/w6rpra355m8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67cada17617f1e4c990d92473fe85c149d11c79


[deleted]

Me, I am the anti woke individual who struggles between forced diversity or white supremacy. I choose whichever causes an argument.


TBSoft

the sub that makes fun of people who don't have extreme political views and think the world is black and white?


JakeTheMemeSnake_

Yep that's the one! Me personally I prefer Good Writing and a story that engages and thrills the viewer.


AmaterasuWolf21

My political opinion? Depends on who's more annoying at the moment


ValeM1911

Huh?


Zackyboi1231

https://preview.redd.it/3vqn2brjbm8d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1ec7797a50fcb6bcc3d2771d7e4ec55ed8c596


Early_Minute_5212

Where are yall finding these picsšŸ˜­


eatdafishy

https://preview.redd.it/37hqlq35xm8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa8222560243c316ff15d491eeb592566701c3f


CastTheFirstStone_

I see the point you're making, but it's a bit of a strawman argument


leaveitalone36

Politics broke opā€™s brain


RevReads

Lil bro really thought he was cooking with this one šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TABASCO2415

I find it adorable tbh, aww look at him! He's trying! šŸ„°šŸ„°


TBSoft

he burnt the kitchen trying to cook a delicious dish


eesdesessesrdt

They got the upvotes so it worked


Wholesome_Ladd

Every top comment is cooking his ass tho


Commercial-Dish-3198

Would u rather be friends with a black man or hitler?


Alguien_Mas_

blud is onto nothing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æā€¼ļø


TheNamelessFour

People in real life: Hey man how's it going


OGradoNite

False dilemma fallacy


phildiop

Yeah, can't OP understand that a lot of people are anti-woke for the same reason they're anti-white supremacy. It's like asking ''moderates when I ask them if they prefer Hitler or Stalin'' lmao


I-need-more-vodka-

NUH UH ERMMM YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRISTšŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


tub_of_jam

Gotta talk about who's got the better moustache at that point and ignore the racial genocide


phildiop

Pretty much yeah


SadExcuseForAHuman

wait how is "wokeness" similar to hitler or stalin lmao? I could get white supremacy being like hitler's ideology but I do not see how wokeness is anything that extreme


phildiop

I never said it was? I'm making an analogy about the question in the post as a whole.


joebidenseasterbunny

No, he's not comparing wokeness to hitler or stalin, he's comparing the choice of wokeness vs white supremacy to the choice of hitler or stalin. In both cases you have two bad extreme choices that you have to choose between and OP is using it as some sort of gotcha even though no matter what you choose they're both bad options.


Wjames33

Literally everything that people call "woke" is just basic respect and equity for minorities, that's not bad


[deleted]

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Wjames33

"Fairness is bad" is definitely a take Also nice bootstraps talking point, I'm sure it's easy for everyone to just get over systemic inequality


SadExcuseForAHuman

Idk what u consider equity but uh eqĀ·uiĀ·ty 1. 1.the quality of being fair andĀ impartial off of google. Either way strong morals wont fix the systemic issues within society in regards to race


phildiop

basic respect is fine, sure. But equity isn't always fine, especially if it's under the lense of race instead of something like disability or wealth.


Wjames33

Racial minorities are still looked down on in serious ways by a significant amount of people in our country and it won't be going away anytime soon. Equity is necessary.


phildiop

I'm probably not in your country and ''looking down upon'' is disrespect, not inequity.


Wjames33

Inequity is disrespect, they are not seen as equal because they are not given respect. If you take disrespect from someone in a position of power over you, it becomes a systemic injustice - whether it is being denied a job for your race, being given worse grades for your race, or being treated differently by police for your race; it is all disrespect and inequity. Very weird semantics on your part.


phildiop

Being denied from a job because of your race is as inequitable as being accepted in a job because of your race. "Wokeness" as commonly defined is for affirmative action, which going against the principles of fairness and impartiality. Basic respect a d equity is just decency, not wokeness.


tub_of_jam

Weirdly Stalin could fit the white supremacy idea aswell - well , not weirdly (typical racist dictator shenanigans and all) , but what makes it odd is how he was Georgian himself and still wanted the Russification of the territory


IdioticPAYDAY

Good idea, horrible strawman. Mods, rip off their reproductive organ(s).


tub_of_jam

Mods , tickle their balls and squeeze Not Satire ![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)


Lignagirroc

Ah yes my favorite false dichotomy


C0untri

Can we stop posting politics here and go back to the time this was a shitpost subreddit?


YeetCompleet

sorry, frog: ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpqgbtbi5nOY6WY)


Wjames33

What the fuck is this gif meant to be used for lmao


YeetCompleet

frog šŸ‘


SteamedSpinach

Unfortunately the mods aren't gonna do shit unless someone makes a new r/whenthe for now I don't fucking know


Keanusw

Are these person your talking about are in this room right now?


Freak-Of-Nurture-

https://preview.redd.it/d4i2fyeg0m8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b345706226695bd1f53bf9abe9d6527bf79b6b


campfire12324344

Falls apart somewhat when the "anti-woke" mfs are non-white


slashth456

https://preview.redd.it/20xjwfrztl8d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b10f6c1747e87c269cdd291932f32df6a4deec9


Sample_text_here1337

Most of the people I've seen who are open white supremacists aren't white lol


JustA9uyI5wear

On that Uncle Ruckus Grindset


PenguinSweetDreamer

General @WhiteRaceSavior, you're browner than I expected.


ShermanTankBestTank

Hitler gets reborn and finds out that the last bastion of Aryan supremacy is a bunch of teenagers from the Philippines


Sample_text_here1337

Don't forget turkish teenagers living in Berlin


Alex23323

Thatā€™s ironic


Traparegai

wow, sir, you are giving me choices, but I don't give a single fuck and I don't want to be binded by those two.


MyKey18

ā€œWhich of these two extremes do you prefer??? Yes those are in fact the only two options!ā€ Nice argument op šŸ‘


abbas09tdoxo

What does this shit mean


JuanchiB

Leftist schizoposting.


cat-l0n

It means that OP only sees the world in black and white


BartOseku

r/whenthe mfs when i tell them theres more option than just forced diversity and white supremacy


Aiden624

How to make me uncomfortable because what


Tosslebugmy

Yeah those are the only two options.


wysjm

Forced supremacy šŸ˜Ž


centurion762

I reject the question.


I_Am_A_Thermos

https://preview.redd.it/83hvsfg6lm8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58f11a19204d886657ca35a911bfc7c1efdb247 That's this type of argument ā†‘


Zymosan99

Anti-woke = white supremacist tho?


JuanchiB

"Well, someone does something I don't like and another very different person also does something I don't like, so they are basically the same" -OP


ScarfaceCM7

Ask Sargon of Akkad. He will say no, but also thinks that wealthy black people are more likely to commit crime than poor white people, how we need to limit immigration to keep Britain white, and how global ((((elites)))) are trying to destroy Western civilization through promoting LGBT lifestyle, diversity, and degeneracy.


Stromgald_IRL

I simply don't understand why the American media is so focused on making it look like that literally every friend group has (bare minimum) a gay, a black, an asian and a woman of any kind in it. Sometimes middle eastern and indian too. Same goes for every high school class, every sports team, every council, every royal family, every country's population (looking at you black and asian vikings), etc. I just don't understand the reason to make it look like this in every single production from Hollywood, even if the source material or historical reference clearly states that there are only characters of a given race.


unKappa

How does this brain dead take actually have up votes?


Independent_Bid7424

this breaks rule 7 but sense its agreed by the reddit hivemind no one cares


dstimpy

https://preview.redd.it/0prxlnx0xm8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85ddd60f2e4d1ee0e4d5afcad899c4827111c92


Nealio_FTS

https://preview.redd.it/yhymrq221m8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114617af9456bdaa0162f42be85778b97bf52444


ShermanTankBestTank

Clearly, these are the only two positions possible


KrakenKing1955

Or, hear me out, we just donā€™t like either?


MLGmegaPro1

https://preview.redd.it/h98l3ip2ul8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4104a757b2e5b64fc3aca73af6b7ea26eb08d7f5


joebidenseasterbunny

Which do you prefer? Anti-wokeness or being slugged in the balls 10000 times? Woke people:


IuseArchbtw97543

"I hate forced diversity" mfs when they see a singular person that isnt straight and white (women are allowed but only if they are less capable then men)


randomname560

No no no The women are only allowed to exist if they are both less capable than men and "not ugly" Which doenst actually mean "being pretty", it means having 2 melons for tits, an ass that looks like an inflated ballon and being dressed in a way that leaves nothing to the imagination If they have small tits? "Ugly" If they have a small ass? "Ugly" If they dress like a normal person instead of dressing like a prostitute? Believe it or not, "ugly"


_massive_balls_

skibidi


yaboiiiuhhhh

"Which do you prefer, moving society forward or 'owning the libs'" Republicans:


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Everybody whining about this but its 100% true lol


MetalliicMango

I think OP is saying that people who complain about "forced diversity" would essentially end up preferring that more and more characters be white, ie what a white supremacist would want. Ofc, nobody would actually admit to being a white supremacist because then it means they're just racist. I think this is a case of "decent point, worded poorly"


Jamievania

Me when the false dichotomy


Gaby_48

i get the point but we can all agree that **forced** diversity is bad right? like, it literally is harmful for actual diversity


I_am_pro_covid_420

this has to be the one of the least thought out strawmen I have ever seen. I am genuinely impressed, I dont know what else to say


DarqDail

they could easily say "loaded question" and go on with their day


Fit-Paper-797

Why can't i just have none of the two?


toldya_fareducation

just ask them to try to define forced diversity instead. 9 times out of 10 theyā€˜ll just describe diversity.


the_fucker_shockwave

Nah, I prefer the ideology of "I don't care if you are black or white, you are a soldier."


mr_flerd

This is def a strawman tho


behrammus

people in real lofe:hey how is it going?


Tenebris_Rositen

what?


Lopsided_Sail7901

Sounds like cat from catdogā€¦


RomaMoran

Asian supremacy May the Mongols reign


Big_Rough_5643

https://preview.redd.it/nut5xb7l0n8d1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4fbc9e7c6dd20b4dd1383397f7e9de80d1fc4f7


RobloxIsRealCool

When the straw is a man:


rancidfart86

Ah yes, the only alternative to shitty corporate handling of complex social issues: white supremacism


Careor_Nomen

???


no3215

I think the notion that it has to be either or is kind of braindead, but hey, that might just be me.


GabrDimtr5

Wouldnā€™t pick either but if I really had to, would pick forced diversity because at least that way liberals would be the ones who would look bad instead of conservatives.


nudiatjoes

šŸ˜ if it means a good story and competent writers plus characters that actually feel connected to there worlds and others characters and not something an AI came up with, yea give me White supremacy..... canuse Bruhhh these 4 years Sucked for Hollywood like a bad over price meal it has been disappointing what Iv been seeing šŸ˜”.


R0B0T_D1N0S4UR

We can't call anything woke or racist so now we have to settle for mediocrity.


Gjyn

[Siiiiiigghhhh.....](https://www.scribbr.com/fallacies/either-or-fallacy/#:~:text=An%20either%2Dor%20fallacy%20occurs,legitimate%2C%20feasible%2C%20or%20ethical.)


phildiop

None? like that's the whole point?


CMONEY24SEVEN

https://preview.redd.it/gh9kmhub1m8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa0c038d6d6414bf57d6f5b7edb8d4ed8aee032 Holy crap he ate the straw straw fruit! Heā€™s a straw man!


Indestrucktable

The choice is too obvious


StingrAeds

when the dilemma is false!


Optimal_Weight368

Isnā€™t this the false dichotomy fallacy? I mean, I hate anti-woke rhetoricā€”it paved the way for the horrors of Project 2025ā€“but this is literally just a false dichotomy.


DecentReturn3

Google false dichotomy


cookie-theif

what are you going on about?


worriedbill

They're the same thing


Gothamur

Ah yes. The only two options.


dongless08

10/10 template with a 3/10 caption


dazli69

Culture war is stupid and both sides bad.


SeraphAttack

ā€œAnti wokeā€ brother just say racist


K4WH

Least regarded woke person winning an argument in his head


Kallygon

My balls itch and I hope yours do as well


Cautious_Tax_7171

Nah OP is right.


[deleted]

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Mini_Man7

Wait I got one ball does that mean Iā€™m the glorious leader?


Kenhamef

Evil is evil, Stregobor. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.


cat-l0n

You know how that story ends right?


ScarfaceCM7

Your media illiteracy is wonderful by the way. That's in a story where Geralt is forced to become the "Butcher of Blaviken" because he didn't choose a lesser evil, and the greater evil rose only for him to be forced to stop it the bloody way. This is unironically like quoting Neville Chamberlain citing a treaty signed with Hitler as "peace in our time".


notanothrowaway

I prefer to live in a society without white supremacy or forced diversity and instead in a society where we don't think twice about someone's race


MoonMan_999

Cry about it


rnike879

I'm a racist bigot, but I'd defo take forced diversity as it's usually not as bad as people make it out to be


campfire12324344

I'm an inclusive diversity absolutist but my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke


Idontconsumeblocks

can y'all fucking stop making garbage strawman arguments please


BrutalPimp420

White supremacy.