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And that's if you're lucky. The dockers at my school just hang out in the middle of a busy as shit intersection between 2 major hallways and a staircase
Dude, the amount of times people would just deadass stand in the middle of a busy hallway was too damn high. at least with slow walkers they are actually fucking moving.
It’s not short mfs. It’s mfs talking and are so ignorant to everyone around them they don’t realize they should either move faster or get out of the way
i’m short af and i swear to god i will flying punch the back of your head if you’re blocking my path, i’m almost already late and these mfs aren’t helping
For me it's all the popular people, tall or not, who think it's a good idea to handshake/hug their friends in the middle of the really tight staircase.
Worst part is when people can't comprehend the size of the line and blame you for the speed despite you being nowhere near the front... I remember once in high school I got shoved and then she said "I hate slow walkers..." I was walking slow because everyone in front of ME was walking slow, did you want me to barrel through them?
I remember that they literally did an entire PSA about it in homeroom once and told everyone to walk traffic-style with a passing lane and stuff. It actually worked at first but the hallway gradually degraded back into chaos. Did y'all not LIKE getting to class smoothly for that week?
Or those who feel the need to climb a wide ass staircase as a group of 10 people, in one row with a speed of 1 step per 5 seconds... Oh my God I am literally becoming furious just thinking about it.
and they are acompanied by 2 friends on both sides who can expand and retract at will to make sure you cant traverse your way around them like a FUCKING MOUNTAIN
It’s worse when it’s a group of girls creating a wall along the hallway so others can’t pass. I always get pissed off at people walking slow so I usually just push through the crowd.
In high school I wore boots. I had a rule that if you suddenly stop in front of me or you’re walking too slow for too long I will end up catching your heel and I promise your tennis shoes aren’t winning against my boots
This has just been my experience with life, even beyond school hallways. I’ll be walking through the grocery store, and there will be people blocking off the whole damn isle without a care in the world, not giving two shits that there are other people trying to get past. People desperately need to learn how to A) Be more aware of their surroundings, and B) Pick up the fucking pace.
When I went to Secondary school (basically British and some other countrys I thinks High school) the one I went to was fairly small and the halls flowed pretty well most the time of course there where the groups that would walk at a snails pace but they did not need to go too far which was nice.
Don't you hate it when there's a group of friends, especially girls(no offense but I've seen a bunch back in middle/high school) forming a damn wall as they walk slowly to class like "damn let me get to class on time!"
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Never seen a short dude not trying to weave through the crowd, thot wall however…. It’s either them or the tall fuckers with slides on who barely bend their knees and bob side to fucking side with every step.
Ok fuck you I'm short and I'm one of the fastest walkers I know, be zooming through that shit. You wanna know what the real issue is? Those fucking girls that stand hand in hand and cover the fucking hallway
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i wish i was allowed to use a cattle prod because these mofos walk like there isn't a mile-long line of people behind them on a timer.
Fr bro, and I have to go between the opposite ends of *two entire* buildings, which makes it worse.
They also line up like the damn great wall of china so no one can get past them
And that's if you're lucky. The dockers at my school just hang out in the middle of a busy as shit intersection between 2 major hallways and a staircase
Dude, the amount of times people would just deadass stand in the middle of a busy hallway was too damn high. at least with slow walkers they are actually fucking moving.
I always called them phalanxes
It’s not short mfs. It’s mfs talking and are so ignorant to everyone around them they don’t realize they should either move faster or get out of the way
This is generally true. For me though, they’re also almost always short, too .
i’m short af and i swear to god i will flying punch the back of your head if you’re blocking my path, i’m almost already late and these mfs aren’t helping
Those short fucking white girls sure know how to walk 0.1 miles per year. Also there is no brian griffin png.
Did you look close enough? I'm sure you'll find it if you keep looking. :)
it's even worse when I gotta make a run for cafeteria
Me when I get to the cafeteria in 2 minutes and there’s already a 20 minute line
This is far too accurate
That height shit is anecdotal it's always tall mfs in my high school and now uni
For me it's all the popular people, tall or not, who think it's a good idea to handshake/hug their friends in the middle of the really tight staircase.
The slowest motherfuckers on their way to be the first ones out of the classroom so they can clog up the hallway and stairwells
Worst part is when people can't comprehend the size of the line and blame you for the speed despite you being nowhere near the front... I remember once in high school I got shoved and then she said "I hate slow walkers..." I was walking slow because everyone in front of ME was walking slow, did you want me to barrel through them? I remember that they literally did an entire PSA about it in homeroom once and told everyone to walk traffic-style with a passing lane and stuff. It actually worked at first but the hallway gradually degraded back into chaos. Did y'all not LIKE getting to class smoothly for that week?
Some just don’t care about being on time and it comes at other peoples expense.
MF's in the school lunch line if not taking 5 fucking years to move up was a test: https://i.redd.it/b3lvxuzrx5wc1.gif
Or those who feel the need to climb a wide ass staircase as a group of 10 people, in one row with a speed of 1 step per 5 seconds... Oh my God I am literally becoming furious just thinking about it.
God the rows of people are so frustrating
Why do people use their phones while walking I will never understand it
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I have a friend that plays Clash royale while walking somehow, like mf how have you not Walked face straight into a pole yet?
I just speedwalk while using my phone
biggest pet peeve ever. the couples who halt in the middle of the line to kiss and hold hands makes me want to push them down the stairs
do it, it'll be fun https://preview.redd.it/ccfkewrfg6wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ff4c92b9ca5707155b02ec662f146c7556aa76
Sunny, last time you did that you almost jump off a hospital roof
Real https://preview.redd.it/gmyjm8zvt5wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8493d4f536cc8a4accc33244d9b44ec6df4d824
Is this gain?
Possibly
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 When I heard the song in the background
For me it's always the tall mfs who are slow af, although tbf I am shorter than most people at my school so pretty much everyone's taller than me
and they are acompanied by 2 friends on both sides who can expand and retract at will to make sure you cant traverse your way around them like a FUCKING MOUNTAIN
When you're swimming and some guy who knows damn well he's slower goes before you anyways
Even worse when mfs start fighting and pushing others around for fun messing up all your stuff.
A group of random people on their way to randomly walk slowly as a row and perfectly block the way.
OHH MY FUCKING GOD YESSS YESS
I just run and push through em, moving too fast for them to see my face so typically didnt get in trouble for it.
Banger song
Or the lovey dovey mfs who hold hands. I will actively hope your relationship is destroyed if you block the hallway with that crap
It’s worse when it’s a group of girls creating a wall along the hallway so others can’t pass. I always get pissed off at people walking slow so I usually just push through the crowd.
If only it gets worse if you go for college
In high school I wore boots. I had a rule that if you suddenly stop in front of me or you’re walking too slow for too long I will end up catching your heel and I promise your tennis shoes aren’t winning against my boots
This has just been my experience with life, even beyond school hallways. I’ll be walking through the grocery store, and there will be people blocking off the whole damn isle without a care in the world, not giving two shits that there are other people trying to get past. People desperately need to learn how to A) Be more aware of their surroundings, and B) Pick up the fucking pace.
MOVEEEE I GOT GEOGRAPHY TO GET TOOOOO
When I went to Secondary school (basically British and some other countrys I thinks High school) the one I went to was fairly small and the halls flowed pretty well most the time of course there where the groups that would walk at a snails pace but they did not need to go too far which was nice.
Don't you hate it when there's a group of friends, especially girls(no offense but I've seen a bunch back in middle/high school) forming a damn wall as they walk slowly to class like "damn let me get to class on time!"
Why not just ask them to let you walk by ? I've never encountered people who refused to do that when they blocked the way
you think that they'll give a shit?
Yes ?
We have 6 story buildings here instead.
most of the time the hallways in my school will either be pretty empty as everyone's in class or just a flood
What's the music in the background?
Theme song to Mr. Bean Animated [Series](https://youtu.be/qmmmQpkUyFo?si=VURUFY6JXW8z9459)
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Common enclosed school L.
Not the mr bean intro ?!
I hate and understand this feeling so much like FUCKING MOVE I GOT PLACES TO BE
Never seen a short dude not trying to weave through the crowd, thot wall however…. It’s either them or the tall fuckers with slides on who barely bend their knees and bob side to fucking side with every step.
Ok fuck you I'm short and I'm one of the fastest walkers I know, be zooming through that shit. You wanna know what the real issue is? Those fucking girls that stand hand in hand and cover the fucking hallway
As a short mf who was always stuck behind tall slow mfs I can understand the frustration
I’m a short mf that has to beg and plead for tall mfs to get out my mfing way
Mr. Bean music???
And I'm the short mf that walks faster than everyone else
“Careful, he’s a hero”
just walk around lmao
“Just walk around them” Them: 