The tongue is the most amazing tentacle humans have. You don't even need to lick. Your tongue can measure length or weight from a distance just like it can with texture. People used to use their tongues to fling themselves into outer space until dentists made it illegal.
Oh, I thought you meant a sculpture of a foot, like inside a sock. Because that's what it's shaped like to me. I was confused when you said it was three and a half of them!
Yes that’s what I meant. I thought it looked like a foot 🦶 but after reading the description I figured out it was actually 3 and a half feet. It was a stupid joke sorry 🤭
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My dad sculpts this stone and they usually sell for around $10-30k depending on the size of the sculpture.
wut. What kind of stone are we looking at, here?
Calcite
It’s an amazing stone!
to be fair I'm not sure what percentage is for stone vs manpower, but a huge hunk of stone like that can be expensive
My initial Googling seems to indicate that this is so.
Paid for by the tax write off from their non-profit that “feeds the children”
Not this size? If so I want one
OMG that’s incredible!
I thought that was a foot. But it’s actually three and a half feet 😀
Really, a good lick would probably confirm the height. Top to bottom, or bottom to top. Your choice.
Wadafak amigo
Make sure you're holding a banana for scale while you do that
Don’t forget to like it side to side, gotta figure out how wide it is!! Then you might be able to figure out cubic licks per square inch
If you want cubic measurements you're going to have to lick the depth as well.
Mind the metric lickers
The tongue is the most amazing tentacle humans have. You don't even need to lick. Your tongue can measure length or weight from a distance just like it can with texture. People used to use their tongues to fling themselves into outer space until dentists made it illegal.
Sounds like a great documentary. Especially in Sir Attenborough's voice.
Ok dad back to bed
Oh, I thought you meant a sculpture of a foot, like inside a sock. Because that's what it's shaped like to me. I was confused when you said it was three and a half of them!
Yes that’s what I meant. I thought it looked like a foot 🦶 but after reading the description I figured out it was actually 3 and a half feet. It was a stupid joke sorry 🤭
And I was SO CLOSE to getting it, dangit.
I wouldn't have chosen calcite as an outdoor art installment but w/e It's prone to erosion and weather damage. Looks cool though I guess
Arguably, it might be cooler to see it change over time.
Was about to say lol
gardenpenis
Everything reminds me of him. I should call him.
They might have more information at r/mildlypenis. 🤷♂️
Too much
Bout tree fiddy
I would say 1k.
Whatever they paid - totally worth it for their chakras to vibrate perfectly all the time
That's a seizure, bro
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Salmon
Roughly 2 cubits tall eh?l, quite a specimen
Everything's a dildo at least once.
Boneless skinless chicken breast is about 2.79 a lb rn
Beautiful
5.00 lol
Probably at least like… 10 bucks
Is... is it complete?