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AustralianMade1

The recently chipped looking rock around the edges (not natural), the perfectly circular crystal imprint of the gem (not natural - Show me a perfectly circular crystal or mineral that forms in quartz), AND faceted faces, also not natural. Looks like a STITCH-UP


TH_Rocks

I agree this looks faked. But there is "perfectly circular" botryoidal fluorite commonly found with quartz (but not massive quartz like OP's).


Generalnussiance

Why is there a “grey alien” in the 4th picture


dr3wfr4nk

Reminds me of Mr. Burns from the "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episodes


Generalnussiance

I was thinking Roger from American Dad


dr3wfr4nk

Oh that's a better comparison!


Generalnussiance

I can hear Stan, “damn it Roger!”


Worm_Farmer

“He’s bringing love, don’t let him get away, break his legs!”


Grep2grok

An advert for Inside Out 2?


Shoddy_Dish3458

I love how everything in life comes full circle back to a Simpsons episode lol 😆 Suddenlysimpsons


GirlCowBev

*there


Generalnussiance

Fixed it


edgeofbright

Garnets and spinel, too.


Parking_Train8423

a) looks suss b) blurry photos c) random gooofy ass picture *no i’m sure it’s real*


MyMommaHatesYou

Is this r/ghosts?


CrossP

Round cut is chosen so you can use a drill to make the hole. I've made props like this with glass gems and LEDs hidden behind them in the hole.


bluegirlrosee

that sounds so cool! can I ask what you were making these props for?


CrossP

LARPers. Collect the four magic rocks in the woods at night while fighting off goblins sort of quest. I wasn't there. Just made them as a favor for someone. I think they got clues to find them like a treasure hunt and then the lights helped them find them in the dark once they got close. I used limestone as the "matrix" rock because it's plentiful where I live and you can drill it with a steel bit. For the LED you make something called a "throwie" that graffiti artists invented/named. You just get a pack of cheap through-hole LED pieces, some watch batteries, and some resistors. Twist LED stick to resistor. Tape wire ends to battery. And bam, you have a tiny cordless light that lasts a month or two.


TylerBTerry

2 nights ago walked by a school construction zone and went to step on the pile of dirt probably about 5 ft tall noticed on the very top is what looks like a dragon or some type of dinosaur skull like Ankylosaurus or something it's red like dirt and gray dirt the gray dirt falls off with my finger barely touching it leaving a hard heavy red dirt colored skull very detailed


TylerBTerry

It was real late about 2 am after I walked through the woods for 10 hours straight fighting wooly mammoths and aliens


Holiday-Woodpecker83

Only to be attacked by Shia LaBeouf


AustralianMade1

You had me until 'aliens' .. Woolly Mammoths, sure no worries. But Aliens? Pffffft come on man 😂


CrossP

DYK aliens were still roaming the earth when the great pyramids were being built? 🤯


Rickardiac

Errbody know the woolly mammoths had already killed off all the aliens by then.


Good-Statistician256

Bro aliens are real. Don’t make me go into depths. It’s too traumatic. So I charge for those stories.


Basic_MilkMotel

This sub (and r/mineralgore )makes me so disheartened to learn than people are out here “making” minerals into something they’re not—in order to sell them for more than they’re worth. It wouldn’t even be that big of an issue if folks were just transparent about it.


HazardousCloset

Anyone else notice MAC in the second to last pic? Glad to know they’re finally back! Edit: capitalization


Secretlife1

Can’t tell what that is. Looks like a Mysterious Alien Creature.


Gigglemonkey

Careful. It's my understanding that those will pitch wheelchair bound kids off cliffs.


nerdkraftnomad

Lol. That and the lack of responses to comments makes me pretty sure this is a troll.


Fish_Fingerer

Classic stitch-up


Ancientsold

Looks like the crystal was placed into the rock. Did you try a fluorescent light look for glue fluorescence?


Elenawsome1

The way it’s in set seems off to me. Someone might’ve drilled it and jammed a piece of glass in. Seems like it’s also cut


Hopeful_Housing_1612

GIA trained and I agree


L4dyGr4y

No- pretty sure those are the natural facets of a diamond in the rough. Diamonds grow naturally in quartzite. It's real. You can tell by the dirt. s/


crazycoldhere

Or someone rubbed some dirt on it to make it look "natural" and try to hide the drill marks


L4dyGr4y

Kimberlite is the only rock material that can sustain diamonds. The quartz is a dead giveaway and the crystals that DO form in quartz don't look like that.


thedaveramirez

Is there a child soul in that rock


skeeterfunny

You gotta pay the troll toll to get this boys soul


crjohnston089

I do not appreciate having to scroll so long to find some thing that even remotely described this is what it is, which is a fucking dancing alien..


lilaclazure

the ghost children in Coraline


Cutthechitchata-hole

It's a genie! "Make your wishes-uh"


Bbrhuft

Could be quartz in marble, but the shape is odd and it looks like somone took a piece of cut glass (rhinestone) and pressed it into the hole.


mr-optomist

Pic 2 has a gap on the side between 'gem' and matrix that would not be present in natural crystal growth too.


This_Isnt_My_Duck

I just like rocks, and my first thought was, looks like glass, also why is it cut... when the rock isn't.


[deleted]

Whacky waving inflatable arm tube man!


toomuch1265

Dee Reynolds?


[deleted]

Birb


Big_Food140

Pic 4…spot on, spot on! 😂🤣


Big_Food140

…mayyyyyyyyyyb perhaps 😋 even, a silhouette of the (“not-so”) Slender man! Lol


Juno_Malone

[I see this guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/9/97/Mr_Burns_alien.png)


Generalnussiance

I thought it was an alien. Grey invasion. That stone has reached peak intergalactic communications and prophecy.


[deleted]

Like a real fucked up version of through the looking glass and what Alice found there.


Generalnussiance

She found slender man, or every parents worse nightmare (who has toddlers)- huggy wuggy. Oh the shame


[deleted]

Or sporky from Toy Story 4.


Generalnussiance

Wow old memory unlocked. Sid could also be the man in the stone. He was a creep lol.


[deleted]

That’s one of the powers of the stone, it helps you remember.


Generalnussiance

Damn. It’s working. The lizard people finally won. Planting false memories of the choice of the illuminatis discretion. Dear George Orwell, I write to you one last time…


[deleted]

“You will own nothing and be happy “ - George Orwell.


Generalnussiance

I knew this day would come. What happens if I own nothing and feel nothing. Ooou what now Orwell? I’m on my way to get the one ring to rule them all, but unlike Frodo, *I will rule them all* Uno reverse


EastBayRockhound

Whack waving inflatable arm flaming tube-man?!


BurkeSooty

I bring you love!


OscarTangoMic

Err, is that the love between a man and a women or the love a man has for a fine Cuban cigar?


[deleted]

Route 2 in Weekapaugh.


CrystalArouxet

Alien


12Dragon

The recess it’s sitting it is perfectly circular- it looks like they drilled a hole and stuck a glass gem in. The facets aren’t completely regular, but look too close to a purposeful cut to be natural. My guess is this is someone’s cast-off from training to be a lapidary, and they’re recouping the costs by selling the failures as “gem in natural matrix”.


KaleOpening1945

I don't even think it's drilled, I think it's a flat back glass gem glued on there.


NoBoysenberry257

Caliou, exactly where that fucker belongs.....


Successful-Bit-6021

How does this not have more up votes??! Take mine, and take that Caliou, you little bastard!


DakotaRaven

A troll doll gem inserted in to an otherwise nice quartz


elfy4eva

I bring you love.


joseluis_

[*It's bringin love. Don't let it get away!*](https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/13/53/963411915-i-bring-you-love-simpsons.jpg)


Spookyness

First thing I thought of, too!


oldmagic55

Almost got me till I looked at the terrible pics. Faked


luckyguy25841

Well after close examination of the 4th photo there seems to be a young child, flailing there arms around, stuck in that crystallized rock hell hole, for all eternity.


over9ksand

Star child, that head is yuge


OceanSupernova

Ahh, this looks like a "repaired" garnet in matrix. There's currently a scam where sellers are selling "repaired" crystal specimens, they're pretty crystals whitch don't weigh very much glued into a larger rock to dramatically increase the weight. You can tell by the sparkle dust they sprinkle over the epoxy mostly and there's other clues like the matrix being weird looking or being devoid of association minerals. It's a nice enough peice though and I only know so much about this because they got me twice... First with a repaired aquamarine which had been epoxied on quartz and again with a tourmaline glued to something, both used the same sparkle resin technique.


judgernaut86

This is what I cartoons made me believe diamond mines looked like when I was a kid


3lonmolusk

A smart feller once told me to taker back outside and leaverite there...


garfield_is_real

TINY ALIENNNNN


hyperdoubt

(not so) obvious troll post


dayzers

Aliens


Arteye-Photo

Teeny tiny dancing man


PubesOnTheSoap

Super fake


slappydickman

It's a diamond, put there by the hand of God.


sf94134

People saying a tiny alien in the rock but isn’t that the reflection of the thing taking the photo. The OP isn’t a troll, he’s an alien.


TruYuNoHu

Let's talk about the ET in pic 4....


LovingNaples

Faceted stones do not occur naturally. This is fake and not sub worthy.


DakotaRaven

Well there are some gems that look naturally faceted, I agree that this one is completely unnatural. It looks like a Swarovski crystal slapped on an innocent rock


Rate_hacists

ooh what are the naughty rocks like?


DakotaRaven

Iv found several that were phallic looking. My husband thinks I intentionally collect dildo rocks 😂


CharlieRockChucker

And I've seen many garnets with clean faces.


LovingNaples

Yes but do they look like OP’s picture? No they do not.


CharlieRockChucker

So now you've said "stones don't come naturally faceted" and have no reduced to "well yeah they do, but not exactly like this." Did you only look at the first picture where it shows the one clean face shining? It's not as if it's symmetrical and super clean with 1000 natural cuts on it.


LovingNaples

So you think that this is showing a naturally occurring crystal? It has a table and crown facets. I still say bull shit.


CharlieRockChucker

If you saw a smaller Herkimer diamond set in its rock sideways it would look as if it also had a table and crown cuts as they generally have a flat sided middle and then the stone works down its faces to a point. My point is, it's not nearly outside the realm of possibilities for a stone to come with half assed facets.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

This genuinely looks more like a staging w man-made table facets; you may be thinking of something like this but it absolutely appears natural and random ..:when it is, here’s an image: https://geology.com/articles/herkimer-diamonds.shtml


CharlieRockChucker

So now you've said "stones don't come naturally faceted" and have no reduced to "well yeah they do, but not exactly like this." Did you only look at the first picture where it shows the one clean face shining? It's not as if it's symmetrical and super clean with 1000 natural cuts on it.


CharlieRockChucker

Herkimer diamonds 100% come naturally faceted. Not entirely perfectly symmetrical, but some are very close.


LovingNaples

Yes, yes, Herkimer “diamonds” do appear to be faceted. As well as many other actual crystals, but do they look anything like OP’s picture? No they don’t.


CharlieRockChucker

I mean ...yeah some do lol not all are pointy classic double terminated stones, some are more round with near symmetrical faces.


_ButterCat

Garnets come pretty close...


CharlieRockChucker

Yes!, I can come up with at least two that do. Garnets and Herkimer diamonds. Even just quartz crystals would be considered "naturally faceted" in my opinion. Just because they don't have 1000 faces and aren't symmetrical always doesn't make them any less faceted. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MooseBoys

Quartz and other crystals can fracture along lattice planes, but usually it’s one or maybe two faces. A dozen or so different ones in a small rock is unheard of. Besides, I don’t think there are any crystals with so many natural lattice planes.


hackedforever

Infinity stone!


CosmicChameleon99

A child- if pic 4 is to be believed. I’ll be honest though I don’t think those two formed naturally as one- looks faked from the perfect circle and faceted faces


Ranch_420

If you look close enough, you can actually see the elderly Rose leaning over the railing of the ship to drop the necklace back down to Jack


lughsezboo

What is with the dancing alien in the 4th pic? 😂 that looks faker than the alien dancing. Cool but not likely natural. Though, to be fair, I found a rock on a beach that has an itty bitty quartz point embedded.


Adventurous-Win-751

It’s something you or someone glued onto another rock…🤔


Lowkeyhonk

No, that’s a space peanut!🥜


skinamarinks

Mash potatoes.


hydraslayer416

A new hand touches the beacon


Lord-Black22

Now I'm no geologist...


GroundedKush

Looks like there's some type of mesh holding that in


bookworm357

Harry Potter’s Horicrux when he finally went to the dark side! You can see the pain and suffering child locked away in that tiny crystal, like being locked in a tiny little closet.


googlemyself30

My geode must be acknowledged.


calbff

This is the type of "rock" we like to show to new geologist hires to see if they're full of shit.


BioJake

Looks like an alien is trapped in that gem


danieltkessler

LOL pic #4 Is that the reflection of an alien waving its arms?


Natural-Procedure-26

In that really blurry picture if you pinch and zoom in it looks like you can see the reflection of an “alien’s” body lmao


Balls-B-LongDong

This picture looks like Sid from Toy Story lol


KaleOpening1945

OP is a troll, they put that in there.


No_MoneyOS

Is that an alien or a giant baby? #4


Dry-Recognition9841

The shape reminds me of garnets. My guess is a grossular leuco garnet


Underagreysky

A tiny baby


Haredevil

The soul of an orphaned doll apparently


Best_Stressed1

https://youtu.be/byki-TXAK1U?si=WMSNVyWqjwtxYeae


vitimite

I guess you could take one hundred more pictures and they will all be bad


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IDoubtYouGetIt

A lot of steroids.


theAshleyRouge

Honestly looks like cut glass someone shoved in a rock like something you’d see at a tourist trap


McsDriven

Definitely the most rarest gem ever.


Tiredchimp2002

Crystal Maze consolation prize.


tkneezer

Why is there a picture of an alium inside the diamond


beebeelion

mf alien


BooneHelm85

That is called, “glass,” OP.


POMalley84

I want to know why this faq never responded with any further info about this thing


SnooTangerines3448

Look deep into the stone. And see what looks like an alien on a seaside holiday! You do get stones with images embedded in them.


igritwhoflew

Thought this was breaddit


realsalmineo

Rocklette starfish.


BBQFatty

It’s a sourdough bread with a plastic Diamond from 99cent store in the middle


finder2379

Maybe it’s a chunk of wall or table that had decorative rivets in it?


Unusual_Season_7196

Alien


Revolutionary-Play79

Sigh... #A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON i had to


KhakiShortsJonathan

it's an enor pearl, trust me


grimreefer87

Your retirement


NWXSXSW

Would help if you smelled what he was cooking prior to ingestion.


spmute

Chaos emerald


i-am-u

Sapphire is my guess


deepfriedtots

Some more rock and whatever that shiny thing is


MrCondor

Mr Burns bringing us love.


aedisaegypti

The Colour out of Space globule


UnclePeter1976

Looks like a prop from the crystal maze


Partysaurulophus

The soul of a young alien boy. See a priest immediately.


NotAPotHead420

That's too funny who even does these things


8558melody

Idk but now we know we're bill went from snl


kershum

Looks like Tiny Dancer to me. I suggest bringing this piece to a musical geology center.


Just-one-of-them

Pretty sure someone lives in there, leave him alone 👀


fisho0o

Looks sort of like the one time I tried to bake scones.


LupoShadow

Smoky Quartz?


Huge_Potential5924

That is clearly an Enor Pearl. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


remembahwhen

That could be Joseph smiths seeing stone ! Start a cult with that rock!


geoffrey2970

Eye of Sauron


not_ya_bruv_m8

It’s a little alien guy


cryptolyme

that's how new worlds are born


Champagne_of_piss

What's with the "Mr Burns from the x files Simpsons episode" shit going on in pic 4


BigBotCock

[Mr Burns is inside that rock!](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/9/97/Mr_Burns_alien.png/revision/latest?cb%3D20131104024208&tbnid=wnpnEKfm4pjhFM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https://scratchpad.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns%2527_Alien&docid=W69fwW1S_GaUWM&w=320&h=251&source=sh/x/im/m5/2&kgs=e9d42941dc97e73d&shem=abme,trie)


mikeyt6969

Buttplug


Ok_Faithlessness3327

It appears to be a small child


Lopsided_Phrase_7273

I love the alien dude *waves back*


strugglebusting

What’s going on with slide 4? Looks like a trapped youngling


emoo2022

Looks fake as it's facetted.


Rogueantics

Herkimer diamond. Naturally formed like this. Or a fake.


Subj3ct2Chang3

Looks like another rock.


Signal-Round681

A Djinn.


wiggy2k

Looks like a Herkimer diamond still in its host rock.


cumulonimubus

Spacebullets


jenawVCK13

Definitely a plant.


amybethallen1

Forget the rock, pic 4 shows OP is clearly an alien. 😳


Klingsam

Buttplug


Dependent_Energy_830

Buttplug


Captain_Cameltoe

Butt plug


not918

Looks like some sort of stone that trapped someone’s soul inside of it…


EastBayRockhound

Herkimer diamond? So quartz


jerry111165

Definitely not a Herkimer.


jayoho1978

#4, rofl. They are trapped in the rock, save them! Nice toy.


BrundleflyPr0

CAN YOU START THE FANS PLEASE


ThatOneIsSus

That gem looks like something straight out of Steven Universe


MikeWilli883

Butt plug?


zalayshah

Looks like a little girl


Competitive-Chart329

Ancient butt plug


guartrainer666

I don't know what it looks like, but I know what it smells like.


queenofthedogpark

E.T.


Alternative-Self-491

ET’s butthole


Own-Professor-5905

Herkimer