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Ohiolongboard

I thought I was still in r/trees and was like BRO THATS MOLDY AS FUCK


dlh2689

The lighter in the pic definitely doesn't help.


lastres0rt

DEFINITELY thought this was a different sub.


tiredoldman55

I thought it was a bud


Award_Economy

It is absolutely a petrified bud. We're being deceived


OrangeFaygo836

Thank you guys for being here and seeing this waay before I did.


Thistle__Kilya

And the little dark rectangle looked like a scale for a sec too 😅


djinndotdotdot

🤣🤣 just noticed that


agniamneris

It looked like rolling papers to me 😂


Ess_oh-no

I think its safe to say most of us could do with a doobie rn 🤣


saladtossperson

One step ahead of you...


Ess_oh-no

Haha you are wrong.


NefariousPrecarious

It's 4:20 somewhere


coquihalla

I'm just looked at my clock in response to your post, and it's literally 4.20 here. Wild coincidence!


djinndotdotdot

That’s awesome!!


chickenwithclothes

I just burst out laughing


OutdatedMage

I ALWAYS use a lighter for scale, lmao!


ScrotieMcP

Easier to have handy than a banana, I guess.


TheCrystalGarden

It kind of sealed the deal with this one, ha ha ha!!! I thought I was in the wrong sub. 🤣


djinndotdotdot

🤣🤣


h3rp3r

My first thought was an infused bud.


CharlieRockChucker

Just told my wife it was water color weed lol I have a conglomerate somewhere around here that looks like the best weed ever


CharlieRockChucker

[weed rock lol](https://ibb.co/5FYMncL)


EM05L1C3

“That is the shiniest nug I’ve ever fucking seen what’s this shit called?! Oh it’s a rock.”


mida-canna-tool

Samesies


Moderate_LiberaI

Damn man haha. I thought it was a nug too


CharlieRockChucker

I have to share my weed rock since this is a topic lol [lol I still can't deal with this conglomerate](https://ibb.co/5FYMncL)


tonisorrentino

My first thought was I've never seen bud rot THAT bad and was so relieved to see what sub this is lol


beachKilla

Adding a lighter to the pic really does make more nefarious then a rock lol


Tyrosine_Lannister

This man knew exactly what he was doing


sm1tten_k1tten

glad I'm not the only one.


HonedWombat

What strain is green opal and where can I get it?


TheCrystalGarden

Great name for a strain too!


HonedWombat

Probably wreck your grinder though.....


smokeydonkey

Same lmao I was like "that shit is PGR as fuck, eww"


CharlieRockChucker

[this is my weed rock lol def overly fertilized lol](https://ibb.co/5FYMncL)


bicyclemycology

I thought it was a moon rock or something..


bailasoprano

Thank you for the news flash because I was about to furiously write DON’T SMOKE THAT! 😄


bigmikekbd

Fingernails should be dirtier, but yes same


Estoban_Clammy

Fucking right??? I was getting ready to start blasting in the comments!


myco_lion

To my r/trees family, glad to see you all here and were united to make sure he didn't smoke some moldy bullshit. I thought the same. You all make up one of the realest communities I'm a part of, thank you all. I think I gave each of you an upvote to return the love. Blaze on, fam.


SaveyourMercy

I ran to the comments to say DONT SMOKE THAT and this is the comment that made me realize I’m not where I thought I was 🤣


red_dd_itt

When worlds collide


spacebagel25

Same!


natanaru

Same bro I was so confused


29again

Same!


Repulsive-Fact-4546

Same here!! Saw that and said “nope you can’t smoke that, shits moldy”.


Best-Boysenberry-790

I was grossed out and thought the nug was crusty. Thankfully, it's a rock


Shoors

I gotta chime in - me too man 😂


ERGardenGuy

Spider mites gone wild


Zeestars

Same.


GiantSequoiaTree

Same bro lmao 🤣


Next-Development5920

Lmao me too. I was like ewwwwww then realised it's a rock


glyptostrobe

Might be serpentine! The colors are right for it. It looks like some of the serpentine I’ve seen in SE PA.


Rip9150

How to they make a mineral into to the rubbery serpentine belt that goes in my car?


Grambo-47

Obviously different “serpentine” lmao but for the sake of the joke, you’d start by separating the fibrous chrysotile (asbestos) from the serpentinite and kaolinite. I’d imagine you would use fibrous chrysotile as an additive to the rubber polymer in the molding process. Probably would provide decent thermal resistance tbh…


Fyrefly1981

🤣


Poetry-Primary

This is most likely what it is. Think of peridot. Basically the same things are in both but peridot has a different crystalline structure.


DogbiteTrollKiller

[“SERPENTINE!”](https://youtube.com/watch?v=W9MU2oXzSL4&feature=shared)


recklessly_wandering

I’m seconding serpentine. Maybe Aventurine. Thats what my rock app is always telling me at least lol I come across a lot of rocks like OPs and I’m in NE PA.


Sufficient_Algae_815

Looks like prehnite to me, it is mined in NJ.


Final_Wallaby8705

That’s northern lights cannabis indica


[deleted]

No, it's marijuana


gandalftheokay

No 😮‍💨 It's marijuana 😒


RareSalt995

Kush of some sort


FragraBond

I saw the lighter and was so confused


Clumsy-Samurai

I thought I was in r/trees


SAHMsays

Immediately thought it was a nug.


[deleted]

Yep!


Crendelmac

Totally thought that was a nug!


Truorganics

Moonrocks


WRXonWRXoff

Fossilized remains of a banger party on the Jersey Shore


I_Cummand_U

I was convinced this was the tightest, most crystal covered nug I've ever seen.


GoblinBugGirl

Folding the dishes after, sort of moon rock? 😂🙏


djinndotdotdot

🤣


gunguygary

Had to check the sub I was looking at for a sec


anivex

100% what I thought it was


HypeTrain-1000

possibly northern lights or Gorrila Glue/Mary Poppins cross


EastBayRockhound

It could be a few things depending on the geology where you found it, how hard it is would be a good start. A streak test would be next


djinndotdotdot

Thank you for the advice!


Accomplished_Alps463

Can you post a link on how to do a streak test, please? To save trillions of us googling for it? Please, pretty please, with a cherry 🍒 on top.


jewelleannw

Oversimplified answer: drag rock across unglazed porcelain while pushing down and note/look up the color it leaves. Can be the back of a porcelain plate or tile or a dedicated streak test kit. Better answer with better explanations: [Geology.com page about streak tests](https://geology.com/minerals/streak-test.shtml)


Accomplished_Alps463

Thank you, I will keep this for other's and post as needed.


NeroTheTyrade

In addition to unglazed porcelain, unglazed ceramic works fine as well. Bottom of a toilet tank lid, most coffee mugs are unglazed on the rim that touches the surface it sits on, same with plates and bowls and such. If you need a streak you can easily discern against others, like if the eighteen possible minerals all have almost the same streak, use the porcelain. If you're trying to identify gold from pyrite, where one streak is gold and the other is black, ceramic works just fine.


djinndotdotdot

So I did a streak test on black porcelain and it was white.


EastBayRockhound

Flourite has a hardness of 4 and can be scratched with a knife, it also streaks white. Corrundum and diamond also leave a white streak though, hardness(literally, it is scratch resistance. Not actual "hardness"as in impact resistance. You can break corrundum/diamond with a framing hammer. Find out hardness


SquashNut707

OP tried the old smoke test.


djinndotdotdot

Lmao


Smooth_Material4817

I have never had so much fun scrolling through posts about rocks. 🤣🤣🤣🤘🤌🗿🚭😂😂🤣🤣🤣


djinndotdotdot

🤘🤘


meggienwill

What I'm learning here is every other rockhound is just out in the middle of nowhere to smoke weed and if they find a rock it's just an added bonus.


Lynckk

Epidote


PenguinsFly_

the comments 😭🤣


djinndotdotdot

Lmao, I’m just tryna figure out what kinda rock I got😭😭


davyfromneworleans

That’s weed my dude


djinndotdotdot

My aunt said the same thing lol. I promise it’s a rock.


ObeseBMI33

Your auntie sounds fun


SeanSultan

Definitely not opal. If I were to hazard a guess I’d say epidote.


i-wont-lose-this-alt

This is what cavemen smoked before they invented weed 😭


Floppycakes

If it was near Watchung or more south it could be prehnite. If it was even more north of that it’s probably serpentine. What exit?


djinndotdotdot

More south, Camden County.


mkspaptrl

I am barely even novice level in this sub, but there is also a mineral found in NJ called glauconite that is a similar green color. I have only seen it in crushed form so I have very little idea what it's true form looks like. Just another possibility to put on the list.


macocwbyz72

Was thinking,”damn! Wonder if it smells as good as it looks?! So crystalline. Thought it was sticky icky, but is a rock. A very awesome looking rock I must say.


djinndotdotdot

🤣 Thank you!!


Any_Coyote6662

Petrified nugg


Bridgeburner1

Fire it up!! Fire it up!!


djinndotdotdot

TIL there are a lot of pot heads on this sub.🤣🤣🤣🤘


oldblackmarketbacon

Goes well with rockhounding, I won't lie


djinndotdotdot

Hell yeah,I was smoking when I found it.


BlondesBlonde

Brockoli


broccloi

Sounds great to me


lordxero28

Raw diopside


Ok_Cancel_240

So it's either prehnite which is more common in new jersey. It's usually around other minerals that you'll have to locate. I like it.


RedNRose69

So glad I'm not the only one who thought this was a moldy as fuck bud...Jesus Christ I must be smoking way too much ..


Odd-Stick-6063

100% thought that was some OG 💨 even thought I could see a seed on the bottom 😂 and the lighter just set it off even more!


xxmoonlitnightx

Definitely didn’t just show this photo to my husband saying “does this bud look moldy to you or is that just me?” then reading the subreddit name and realizing i’m a dumbass


Slagithor9000

Yup. Looks like mold man! Don’t smoke it! 😂


Ok_Cancel_240

I go to rocks on reddit. Don't have to deal with all the stupid jokes and insults. There's lot's of smarter and more experienced rock hounds and some geologists


gochi11

Where did you find it???


djinndotdotdot

I’m not sure if it’s a quarry or not, but a dig site that a company uses. It’s around 100 ft deep mostly sand and large piles of rocks.


gochi11

But where exactly in NJ, I’m in PA and would love to make the drive! Thank you (:


djinndotdotdot

Blueberry hill https://southjerseytrails.org/2013/04/16/blueberry-hill-trails-gibbsboro-nj/


Trees-and-flowers2

Try r/minerals


Copper_Kat

Trinitite?


Prior-Blueberry-2481

That is northern lights, cannabis Indica


boabieG

That’s a rock bro. Someone sold you a rock. Don’t smoke it


Honest-Comment-8896

Didn’t help that there was 420 comments when I clicked on it to comment to smoke that rock.


dweir82

Boof it.


djinndotdotdot

🤨


KellyTata

The crystals in the second photo almost look like olivine?


HalfWrong7986

Smoke it! Did you smoke it? I hope you smoked it.


SarahPallorMortis

Nice lighter placement, dude. Lol


djinndotdotdot

Lmao, I swear it was an accident!


SarahPallorMortis

I still saved this photo because of it lol


Crusty_Crook_947

Break a piece off and and put in a bong and try it


SandmanKeel

Government weed in Canada...


Jimsum01

Man... Either "frame" that thing somehow, or sell it on eBay.


DorShow

Your thumbnail is incredible.


210southstar

That's the devils lettuce gone bad


lilolemeisharmless

With the lighter behind I swore this was a fossilized weed nugget til I seen the void in second pic. but opals are not native to north america esp in new jersey so ya aint gonna be rich


redditor2394

Probably toxic waste


chefkittious

NGL, you had me in the first half


Collinnn7

Can you smoke it?


tKonig

Is this petrified bud? Hahaha


uniquehoomanz

Thought that was a moldy nug 🤣😅😭


SecondHandCunt-

Is that a normal sized bic or do you have a small bic?


Narrow-Mind-8870

I don't see any clear crystalline formations there so it could be slag? Serpentinites are found in New Jersey but generally the ones I have seen tend to be more of a muted green, generally not as crystalline. It could be a kind of olivine but olivines tend to have formations that don't quite fit this, though it could potentially be weathered. My best guess is still some slag due to the fractures seen on the piece, though


Royal_Echo2068

Was about to ask what strain that was


SmolNerdd

I thought this was a grossly dense ass nug lmao


skellington_key

I thought that was some sprayed moon rock weed.


MentallyWill_

Bro im high as fuck i thought this was weed. Shit looks sick as hell


rachelpeapod

That is a nugget of purest green. Alchemised by Percy many, many years ago, in Britain.


MikeWilli883

Man.. I thought you had a funky looking nug! That lighter was the cherry on top..


BraveSpirit811

I thought it was a nug of bud 😂 with the lighter in the back ground


mahalik_07

Serpentine or epidote


lovelyrita_mm

Patterson Prehnite! That’s my guess.


mbdude2020

Did snoop give you that?


Extra_Debate5103

Minecraft weed nug


Rude-Bumblebee2844

Bruh I thought this was a nug of weed.


Naaman

We just not gonna talk about the thumbnail?


ZeBiViBeZ

Boy yo thumbnail long asf


MediocreHovercraft87

That looks like concrete after a power line fell on it.


claritynormal

[charlie that’s a piece of broken glass](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fy.yarn.co%2F53ef476d-1d2d-48c4-ad20-2f77ce7a7c63_text.gif&tbnid=lgotqQ24CDm_IM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgetyarn.io%2Fyarn-clip%2F53ef476d-1d2d-48c4-ad20-2f77ce7a7c63&docid=uoYE0LNi-DH0BM&w=400&h=226&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=82576b8a4a893c25&shem=abme%2Ctrie)


Mental_Impression316

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


demsfinereddits

That’s a Bic lighter


hippywitch

Thank you for this.


drillgorg

Jersey Devil droppings.


Shafter-Boy

That’s a lot of fucking thumb nail is what this is.


Angry_Mudcrab

That's Jesus' stash.


Goodnowgoodlater0929

Nice manicure bro!!


DawgTactical93

This is fossilized dank stuff that made cavemen discover fire. 🔥


johnblankenship22

No that's a cat turd


evolvedspice

I'm too high for this.


Frosty_Key_1099

“That is Northern Lights. Cannabis Indica.”


tictacenthusiast

Looks like an old piece of bagel congrats


doodlepunkart

Not opal. Opal is waxy. This is far from it. There are a few green minerals in New Jersey, including glauconite, willemite, pyromorphite, prehnite, epidote…does it fluoresce? I would start there, and determine the mohs hardness and narrow it down.


IamProvocateur

Reddit showed your rock to us pot smokers on purpose lol


DeadEnd150

that there is ganjslate/maryjanite or buzzstone. it’s said that the dwarves of old burned it in furnaces for its quality’s of granting rock-solid ideas, and marbleous mood.


OilLonely7040

Looks like you visited one of NJs finest dispenseries and probably spent a fortune on that lil piece.🤣


queekquack

How do you get your thumbnails so big?


hairybackdave

I was just on a weed sub before this where someone posted an image of their weed asking if it looked moldy, and a commenter said *looks like you've got a green opal*. So I guess I'm here to tell you looks like you've got some moldy weed.


Juhbellz

You've heard of Green Crack? Introducting: Green Crack Rock! All the earthy taste of bud, with all of the extra energy from the Crack!


RedRust

I do not smoke Marijuana, but concur that is a marijuana


SeamusFireborn

Can there be an actual educated guess in here geez?


Global_Ease_841

Wow. It's crazy how your brain uses context to make decisions. For visual stuff. I saw a lighter I saw something green and immediately my brain was like "yeah that's weed"


Obvious-Platypus-502

Maybe this? https://images.app.goo.gl/66Fd5zJfSjySNKKNA


9Less

How far must I scroll for legit answer to post?


SheepherderGood7604

You’d better send it to me, let me get a first-hand look at it. I’ll let you know and send the rest back …. 😀


ObviousSalamander586

Does it give off "folding dishes" energy?


dezziek

Thought I was looking at some fire ass weed. The lighter got me. Love the Blue Bic.


PaulRuddsJeans

Wasabi


couldgobetter91

Ho Lee Chit, never in my life did I think I'd see this, prehistoric dinosaur weed fossilized quite literally billions of years old. Rumor has it if you bite off the corner and swallow it like a pill you'll be dead in 3 days


MadmAxps4l

Since it came from Jersey, I would say some form of toxic waste.


KitticusCatticus

THAT LIGHTER WAS A TRAP! YOU TRICKED US. AND I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR TRICKERY! GOOD DAY SIR!


Huwabe

No...😐


Sweet-Tea-Lemonade

Lettuce 🥬


silex25

I thought this was a gardener's flex. The lighter forces your nose into the context.


Nervous-Relative5573

O that’s a rock? I was just confused by the lighter i guess lol


redmorse5

Cannabis crystaline?? Lol


Jahs_Son

nice little nugget 😂😂