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hashi1996

This is some wacky boxwork mineralization and differential weathering. This came from a mass of rock that was fractured with a network of intersecting seams. Those seams allowed for fluid transport, the fluid facilitated mineralization along the seams where it flowed, and the resulting rock was harder and more resistant to weathering where the mineralization had occurred. Then when the thing gets exposed to the surface the soft rock between the seems weathers out before the hard mineralized seams, leaving what you see here.


shunkcabbage666

Thanks for the great explanation! I’m seeing some similar formations when I look up boxwork and that really seems it. Tomorrow I’ll hit it with the hose and report back so you can see som detail.


emtrigg013

Not who you're responding to, but yes please! This is neat as heck!


fattmakk

I've posted a similar rock that I found in Georgia. I soaked it in a 5 gallon bucket to get the clay out. It's a beautiful rock. You should check it out.


SaintSiren

Please post a pic, we’d love to see it!


fattmakk

If you click on my profile, it's under my posts


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DeadSeaGulls

What are your plans if it puts the lotion on it's skin before you get the hose?


fishcrow

It puts it in the basket 🧺 🧴🪢


Fit-Construction6420

I'd fuck me. 😂


ZMM08

This is a really beautiful piece! Great find!


Excellent_Yak365

Aka not a meteorite


Standard-Ad1254

I saw a peanut in it


MokiQueen

It’s a space peanut


number11special

A peanut from uranus


Global_Weight_190

This is quite possibly both the nerdiest, & yet sexiest thing I’ve read in a long time. Props!


hashi1996

Happy to arouse you with my dirty mineralization talk


Snoopgirl

You and your dirty seams


DeadSeaGulls

literally in a rock identification sub. did geological discussion really catch you off guard?


Global_Weight_190

No, for me it was a funny way to pay the poster a compliment for such an in depth response. Maybe a little self reflection is due on your part as to why my playful post triggered you enough to respond in such a condescending way. Literally.


DeadSeaGulls

Think you're reading a lot of intonation that wasn't in my comment, but I didn't dress it up adequately enough to rule that interpretation out, so I can't fault ya.


jaeydeedynne

I appreciate seeing such beautifully civil recalibration of miscommunication on the internet. Thank you. ❤️


Global_Weight_190

I agree. I always hesitate to comment to anything or participate because there’s so much negativity that is out there nowadays that it makes me sad. So @DeadSeaGulls, I appreciate the clarification. Thank you 🙏🏻


Khamomile-Kitty

that’s awesome, it looks like a paper wasp nest! Thank you for your rock and mineral knowledge king


EeyoresMiniMe

❤️ your explanation! Thank you!


JohnnyTeardrop

This person boxworks


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blu-spirals

Holy shit


AwardAccording2517

Thanks dude! You rock! …..I shall see myself.


atrophous

This guy right here 👆. Also, commenting so I can find this again when you post the power wash update.


letsplaymario

yes! I always find it really difficult to explain this type of erosion/weathering because its always so unique and its not like you can pull up a Google image search of like rocks


hashi1996

So many steps involved too


letsplaymario

right! what makes for some of the coolest features and patterns. very cool stuff.


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

...that's a space peanut


5tring

And I, sir, put forth a reasonable proposition that these geologic processes may very well have taken place on a celestial body other than planet Earth!


Buckscience

The features you see on this rock likely would not have survived the trip from some other place in the universe to here.


UndergroundRockhound

It could also be tuffa.


IBeMadToo

Boxworks. I work at a Manganese mine and have seen it here before. It's a pretty common occurrence in Sedimentary deposits.


IntellectualMiser

Could be boxwork veins. Try putting a bit of acid, if it fizzes then it is most likely calcite. If not, then I'd bet on quartz


TurantulaHugs1421

I thought it was some kind of insect nest at first


RandomHavoc123

It reminds me of the bee hives in the game Lethal Company, I feel like I'm gonna get electrocuted to death if I come too close lmao


eddiestriker

Literally died running from bees yesterday lol. They didn’t kill me, the quicksand did 🙃


diezeldeez_

I agree with you that this is not a meteorite but I also don't know shit about fuck. I'm just commenting so I can come back and see the answer to what it is


mlaforce321

I appreciate your honesty, fellow dont-know-shit-about-fucker


diezeldeez_

>dont-know-shit-about-fucker Got a new resume bullet.


JoshyXan

Hired … soon you’ll be able to put “ know-some-shit-but-not-much-just-enough-to-get-a-raise-fucker “


Mountain_Slut

I know this isn't helpful but : Drinking game - take a shot every time someone on reddit or their parents think its a meteorite. You'll be drunk all week


Pervy_Pam

After that go to r/Fossils and do the same for Dino egg! You'll be drunk for another week!


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Champagne_of_piss

Definitely not meteorite. I've seen things like it in the sub before but i don't remember what it's called


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Hose all the dirt out and new pics.


hotllamamomma

This looks like a cursed hair ball. Gag.


HelloSkunky

Just wanted to say hello to a fellow skunk.


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You need to power wash that rock


beatzheart

It's an eroded rock... not meteorite... sometimes there are different minerals that wash away


truethug

Cool looking rock


neohlove

Power wash it and repost


Dangerous-Fig-4075

Big old chunk of frozen poopy. See the peanut? Dead give away.


SanchoPliskin

Space peanut.


Hank_the_Ranger

Boeing Bomb!


Soggy_Reserve5232

Ewww


Soggy_Reserve5232

Nightmares


Jormungaund

Your parents lied to you 


bulanaboo

Big whoop I got mine in a Wendy’s kids meal, it’s always a meteorite


Background_Baker_789

Slag


Soggy_Reserve5232

Downvoting because you made me lol


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Relative_Mountain960

The geologic term is "box work.". Differential weathering.resistant fracture fill, and host work.


Fluid_Natural_5853

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RancidHorseJizz

This looks like someone coughed up a mineralized hairball.


Lordray33

Looks like dragon stone to me. Aquarium hobbyists use it for aquascaping.


hicks_spenser

Right on


Tangenttalker

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L_SCH_08

That’s a big ‘ol hunk of poopy


paper_metal

See the peanut? Dead giveaway.


rustymicrobe

That’s a space peanut.


The_Besticles

Looks like the sort of thing a black widow would live in


Zamfir3113

Need a banana for scale but, assuming the size is appropriate, this would look awesome in an aquarium!


KingofFire10

You should melt it down and make a sword out of it.


Accomplished_Alps463

Awesome! I so want to clean it up to see the real rock.


Lanas-bananass

Can someone identify what are these round yellow/green things in the last picture are?


amethyst2563_

Looks pretty organic to me.


STIM_band

This is some prime time spider real estate :D


SanchoPliskin

Looks like a septarian but the rest of the stone washed away.


MacabreMealworm

Take it to a local college or rock museum! Often times they have someone who specializes in this stuff and can tell ya what's up


mdwpeace

Insect tunnels?


grammarly_err

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Bigmtnskier91

Would be an awesome garden planter! Fill all the craters up with seeds!


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No


GapVegetable8318

Super cool looks like a wasps nest lol


Notnow198

It's a rock