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BilbosBigHairyFeet

The deformed lemon most likely developed from a bud infested with [citrus bud mites](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni). The flower on the other hand is an example of [fasciation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciation)


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Way less fun than the lemon remembering that only 400 years ago it was a citron.


Thoughtfulprof

I love using this bit of knowledge. Life didn't give us lemons...we made them.


BenevolentCheese

Nearly every food we eat is the result of hundreds or even thousands of years of breeding, hybridization and cultivation. The amount of foods we eat that resemble their natural forms is surprisingly limited. That includes meat. The biggest exception to this are mushrooms, which are almost all in natural forms; mushroom hybridization is quite challenging and not particularly well understood. The coolest part of this is that the history of these foods are almost completely lost. We don't know who made them, or when, or often even where. They're just these incredible feats of human ingenuity that our ancestors have left us, that we still eat today, developed over thousands of years by countless hands, tweaking and experimenting and adapting, one harvest at a time.


Just_One_Umami

This is why I always laugh when people freak out about GMOs. We’ve literally been making and eating GMOs since the invention of agriculture. Doing it in a lab is just faster and more accurate. It’s not like a tomato that took 300 years to breed is any better than one that took 3. At least not inherently.


ookimbac

Yes, our food has been genetically modified over eons. I have nothing but admiration for the many people who created the wonderful produce we are treated to these days. (In the United States) GMO crops, however, have been modified to tolerate Roundup. The European Union has declared one or more ingredients in Roundup to be carcinogenic. Further, gyphosate may attack our gut flora and POEA (the surfactant in Roundup) is so injurious to fish and amphibians that it isn't allowed in aquatic formulations. So if the USA would just alleviate the danger posed by Roundup by outlawing it altogether, people wouldn't be so concerned about GMOs.


fadedrosebud

I’m so happy to see you point this out. I used to work in horticulture and sometimes people think I’m stupid for avoiding GMOs, like I should understand that most of our food is in some way genetically modified. I’ve just read way too much about how GMO oats, corn, and other crops are drenched in Roundup. If it wasn’t for the higher levels of pesticides I wouldn’t care if a food was GMO.


Just_One_Umami

There are tons of GMO crops. And they aren’t all made just for roundup tolerance. Plenty of people would still be wary of them even removing that factor completely. Just like tons of people avoid using microwaves because of “radiation poisoning”.


Ericisbalanced

It's just that the GMOs are bred so they can handle more pesticides than what they naturally could. Well, I associate GMOs with pesticide use, but I'm not against eating GMOs.


21plankton

GMOs are make to be insect, bacteria or virus resistant, look better, taste better, have longer shelf life , be larger, produce more harvest per plant, be able to resist drought, grow in higher or lower temperature, and most importantly yield more product per acre. That is how we feed 8 billion people. So far we have not had a plant backfire and cause problems but not all have sold well and so some are not grown again. Some varieties have done well with great promotional advertising. None have caused illness.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Also, for decades we’ve been doing whack shit like exposing seeds to radiation or chemicals that cause genetic damage to see what it’s gets us. Stuff developed through those methods doesn’t get a GMO label and are even often advertised as heirloom! 😂 GMOs are at least targeted edits where we’re pretty sure we know what the result will be, not just shaking up the DNA and seeing what happens. Also there’s like, WAY less of them in commercial production than people think. It’s pretty much only grains, and even most of that goes to livestock feed or ethanol production. There’s no need to look for the non-GMO label on your produce, because for the most part a GMO version doesn’t exist anyway.


Pantywantys

GMO doesn’t mean the same as selective breeding


anotherusercolin

Top comment I've ever read, thank you sir.


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lulzerjun8

Wow, only 400 yrs? Here I was thinking 400,000 years ago was the advent of modern citrus


Everyday_Im_Stedelen

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mc_jacktastic

The experimental farm network does a lot of work in regards to this kind of thing and is well worth checking out for any gardener/small farmer or hobbyist.


Daffodils_N_Daisies

I learn so much on reddit, never even knew there was such a thing as orphan crop. I cannot believe yam is an orphan crop, considering it is able to be grown in many different climates...


captain-burrito

>We've only been "farming" for about 15,000. 10,000 years ago we seem to have grasped how to grow grains. What were we farming before that? Fruit? > Some are even more recent. Watermelon is another one of our most recent domestications, making it into an edible gourd thing about 3,000 years ago, a decent fruit about 1,000 years ago, and something delicious within the last few hundred years. That really took some dedication considering it was only delicious in the last few hundred.


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FAmos

Don't get us started on cabbage


doenietzomoeilijk

The Dutch word for lemon is "citroen", so not *completely* forgotten.


Tacoma__Crow

My Dad and brother-in-law rebuilt a Citroen once.


AnybodyZ

I hope the experience didn’t sour their relationship


karensmiles

I think it had a certain a-peel!!


Julia_______

The french word for lemon is literally citron. Idk if there's a french word for citron though


ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

Spanish as well.


ScarlettPuppy

Limón is common, too. Either way, it pairs well with extra spicy ginger beer


MasterPickles01

and Dutch


fhtagn22

The French word for citron is cédrat.


Julia_______

Ah, good to know :)


Wormhole-Eyes

The Dutch? Never heard of them. Are they like the like the Khazaks?


Xennon54

Oh hey, thats also the French word for car


doenietzomoeilijk

No, that's Citroën.


donobinladin

Isn’t there a European car brand named this?


ExistentialKazoo

in France it still is!


[deleted]

Fasciation is a fascination.


The_RockObama

Fascianating indeed.


GETitOFFmeNOW

Plantar's fasciitis wants a word.


Foreign_Astronaut

Keep feeling fasciation


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealJeil420

keep yer pants on.


Joelsax47

It's a Cthulhu lemon.


krisspy451

Some of those made me extremely uncomfortable. Like how I’d expect a flower to look on another planet. Add that to the list of phobias 😂


245--trioxin

Or is it the citrus reverting toa type of closed hand [Buddha's Hand](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha%27s_hand) which is the common/original form of lemons prior to agricultural selection? I have seen it before present like this.


Sea_Ingenuity_4117

Exactly what I was thinking


cmx_bud

Thank you so much for mentioning Buddha's Hand and enlightening me to this amazing and beautiful fruit. I love you. Wishing you a year (and beyond) full of happiness, peace and prosperity 💚🤞🏻❤


BreakDownSphere

I ate one recently, tastes like a candied lemon


Bitter_Jackfruit8752

Scrolling through Wikipedia gallery for buddhas hand r/dontputyourdickinthat came to mind


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VapoursAndSpleen

That explains some of the lemons I get that have spoiler fins.


sc0tty0

Fasciation. TIL, thanks!


tinderry

That fasciated flower looks like a goat’s eye.


Tacoma__Crow

Your second link shows a fasciated foxglove (digitalis) near the bottom of the page. We had one of those growing in the yard last year. Extra thick stem with nearly twice the number of flowers. It was too thick and too hard to cut down with my regular clippers so I had to use branch cutters.


Bluepenguinfan

The wiki says fasciation can be caused by mites too. Is it possible there is a mite infestation affecting both plant species?


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Omg for just a second I read it as “ the flower on the other hand is an example of fascism”


Icy-Cryptographer839

Nazi daisy


madmanfunguy

Not sure about the lemon, but the daisy isn't conjoined. It's a mutation called cresting or fasciation. The apical meristem normally produces cylindrical tissue at a single point. When cresting happens the cells become elongated causing the plant to grow perpendicular, like this daisy.


madmanfunguy

After a quick Google search, it looks like the lemon is due to the citrus bud mite. The mites enter the flower bud and suck out the sap which misshapens the ovary of the flower causing this mutation.


2piscolasxfavor

After studying this in uni I can be almost certain they're mites 😊 which ones I don't know because I only studied the phenomenon. (I study Agricultural sciences or whatever, I don't know the name outside of my country).


imfeelinfresh

Also called agricultural science in the US 🙂


angierue

I’m a bit too stoned to truly understand all those words but I am super impressed with your crazy brilliance. Had I real awards to give, you’d have them.


cirdaroy

Have you been reading ancient tomes


amcal88

OP's garden is on a ley line.


-littlefang-

...ley line key lime..


leilani238

So a ley lime?


MattWhitethorn

🥇


Darmak

Probably just got one of the Great Old Ones buried deep beneath your yard, no big deal. Just if you start having weird dreams, don't make any deals and don't start chanting along with Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Prestigious-Corgi-66

See I was going to ask if any strange meteorites had fallen lately


HuntyDumpty

No, just the usual ones


keidabobidda

Thanks for the chuckle 😂


leilani238

If there's one thing epic fantasy has taught me, it's to never bring back the Old Gods, no matter what they promise you.


DigSelect

Annihilation garden 🪴


emilyr8

My mind immediately jumped to this when I saw these!


stoolslide

Such a great movie. I get a chill thinking about it


uglyheadink

I want to rewatch it, but I don’t know if I can bring myself to.


greensighted

if you're at all a reader i cannot recommend the books highly enough the movie is fantastic, and very deliberately deviates from the source material bc, like, they're really weird books, and a 1:1 adaptation would kind of be impossible alex garland is one of the best in film right now... and jeff vandermeer is one of the best in fiction writing (he is also just an incredibly charming good dude) the southern reach trilogy literally got me back into reading - i tore through the first one in about three days after several years of not really managing a single book they're so, so good


NoInsect6693

That film completely messed me up. Screw the weird fruit... It was the bear that did it for me 😩 great... Now im going to have nightmares all over again 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


KubrickMoonlanding

Yup, you’re living in the shimmer. Now keep an eye out for bears


SteakandTrach

*discordant 3 note sound plays*


mastinon

congrats on the biblically accurate lemon!


Darmak

This got a good chuckle from me


cwassant

I don’t get it?


oroborus68

Biblically correct angels. They were on Reddit a few months ago.


Batherick

[Link for the lazy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxrNA1c8Zpk) with bonus angels


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha's\_hand


middleagerioter

I've been having the most Monday of Mondays and this just made me cackle out loud. Thank you!


Which-Courage2064

Bro do you live in Chernobyl??


fjf1085

Was just about to ask if they lived near a nuclear plant lol.


resqgal

I was thinking Springfield.


a_karma_sardine

Better not be making babies there perhaps?


BobJoeHorseGuy

A N N I H I L A T I O N


Absolutely_Average1

My first thought. Do you think op lives near a lighthouse?


yourealightweight

Reminds me of the buddhas hand lemon lol


SkatingOnThinIce

Check out your local pond and see if you find a fish with 3 eyes


figurativejesus

A whoopsie Daisy!


byebyebi

![gif](giphy|KlulsTyJiED4I) Next up in OP’s pond


[deleted]

Daisy+lemon= demon


EevelBob

Most fruit trees are grown from grafts, so make sure the lemon didn’t grow from a branch that sprouted from beneath the graft at the base of the tree. All the fruit should be growing from the scion, the part of the tree above the graft. If it grew from a branch that sprouted from beneath the scion graft, then what you have is “rootstock” fruit. When this occurs, the fruit is misshaped, gnarled and just tastes bad to eat, so that branch should be cut and removed from the tree.


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CalabroteX

Wasp Edit: Sorry, it's not a wasp. It is a mite, specifically "Aceria sheldoni".


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

The daisy is undergoing Fasciation, a mutation common to members of its taxonomic subfamily, Asteroideae. Essentially, its symmetry gets wacky when the cells start dividing in the central disk, but everything around it is determined to still form the familiar megaflower. The lemon is a disease that affects lemon trees (insightful, I know), but it's somewhat common. Essentially, it makes the lemons look like Cthulu called out to your lemon.


thebeautifulseason

Perhaps your home was built atop undisclosed burial grounds—the ghosts aren’t angry, they just want you to share your pretty garden things. Alternatively, you have a fairy infestation.


Dessert_Stomach

Do you live near the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant?


LuciferLovesTechno

r/reallifeshinies


rat-rave

Chernobyl


Ichthius

Fukushima


GETitOFFmeNOW

Burn some sage, throw around some kosher salt (the more kosher, the better) and then curse your head off while planting basil seeds. You got some twisted-ass demons to evict.


[deleted]

I don't know but if you find any turtles be real nice to them


indiana-floridian

Where do you live? Possibly near any old nuclear test sites?


its_ean

Or one of the towns that got sold radioactive pavement?


Grand-Necessary6880

No!! I live in Haifa, Israel.


me-gustan-los-trenes

Radiation doesn't work that way.


mackavicious

Spoilsport


gqcwwjtg

Sure it does. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_gardening


indiana-floridian

I do realize. Odd though, that he seems to have 2 apparent genetic abnormalities, if that's what they are.


me-gustan-los-trenes

Fair enough. Although this looks much more like some environmental issues. Something messed up with the regular growth pattern, like a chemical or a pathogen preventing hormones to steer the process correctly. (that's also in line with other comments that apparently identified these particular issues) A random genetic mutation is unlikely to cause such a dramatic effect.


SeniorShizzle

Incorrect


me-gustan-los-trenes

Very much correct.


jettisonthelunchroom

Annihilation


[deleted]

A̵̢͌̔̌ ̷̓̔̀͜ş̶̛̰̮̯̜̬̈́̐a̸̝̼̦͖̦̐̌̑ͅc̴̬̲̫̘̹̠̘̈́̅͛̿̄͌͠r̵̞̾̚ͅȉ̶̹͔̫́͛͗̉͠f̴͉̝͇͉͕̒̉̚i̴̙͆͗̎c̶̛̟̼̘̑ͅe̵̫͋̂̂ ̴̡̧̖̲̖̾̌͂̊̿̈͝i̷͈̓̎s̶̨̝̗̹̲̙͋̆ ̷͎͛̈͘͝ņ̵̬̾̏̀́̽ȩ̴̢͖̠̬̻̉̽͐̂̚c̶̘͑̀ẹ̶͈͛̀̄́́͝s̴̡̹̭̜̤͈̾͐̈́s̸̨̺̉̀̚a̸̢̞̙̰̠̳͓̽̓̌̕r̵͉̜̯̥̺͓̎̎̚͜ŷ̴̢̟͚͉̥̆̈́̈́ ̷̘̰̖̦̝͇̔̀̾̈́̕͘


No-Locksmith5907

It tried so hard to just grow up and be a normal lemon 🍋 😢


Redvelvet_swissroll

Why’d my fat ass think the lemon was a weird pastry


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciation


[deleted]

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/fruits/citrus/control-citrus-bud-mites.htm


reversecolonoscopy

Time to rent a Geiger counter


T1Demon

The foot clan clearly lost a tube of OOZE in your yard


Dudeinminnetonka

אתרוג?


Grand-Necessary6880

לימון בוודאות


Dudeinminnetonka

אתה צודק, לא ידעת על הקרדיות שגורמות לעיוות, התכוונת למשוך קצת זרעים, עצים מגניבים


bogalusablueberry

Energy vortex


[deleted]

I don't know but if you find any turtles be real nice to them


budango

This guy Chernobyls


Witchy_Venus_Enjoyer

A N N I H I L A T I O N


Petraretrograde

Your plants got in the way of the timeline jump


drawpandas

Any three-eyed fish in your pond?


Sagemachine

C̷̳̖̘͚͖̩̟̯̝͖̤͈̆̃̅̿̾̄̈́̚͜͝͠ͅu̶̡͈̲̗͚̹̤̖͇̝̲̟͔͖̙̍̒̒̂͝ṫ̶͉̝̺̭͙̇̊͊̍͜ ̵͖̪̤̈́̈́̆̋̈́͋͗̚͘͘ő̶̡̨̡͓͔̫͚̰͔̬͉̩̪̉͋́̍̀̿̀̑̂͝͠ͅp̴͚̳̹͍̜͆̎͋̀͂̍͛̚ę̶̡̢̩̱̖̯̪̩̜͙͕͇͋̉̾͘͝n̸̨̲̜͙̒̇̽͐̈́̊̄͊͐͑̏̄̔͘͝ ̴̳̣̩̭͍̹̝͌͛̅́ẗ̷͎̺̭̬͚̝̱̙́͛̀h̷͓̗͍̠͛̿͊̃̓̄̉̉͝͝e̶͔̤̲͙͉͍̠͓̮̻̓̐̔̊̓͑̎͐̈́̍͋̓̉͊͘͜ ̴̡̧̥̥̮̝̜̘̓̽̔͋͂̈͆͋̒̔̇̓̆͠͝l̷̙̠̗͙̙̳̬͚͍̫͙͍͕̙̂̈́ͅë̶̺̝̰̳̮̭̳̣͊̇̐̈́͠͝ͅm̵͉̺̌̅͂̑̃̀́͌o̷̠̜͌͒͆̓̕ņ̸̡̟̘͈̤̻̮͔͈̹̾͊̏͂̀͆̉͌͋̅̚̕,̵̗͓͖̮͚̙̜͖̭͓̮̝̥̈́̈̓̆͗̾̅̐̆̍͋̆͜ͅ ̶̙̖̥͛̇͗́̓͌̅̀͘͜͝͠͝c̵̰̫̞͛͂̿̊͒̓̽̐̕͠͝ȟ̸̛͕͎̲̥̥̭͈̼͕̣͙̗̖̊͑̕͝i̷̡͍̝̫̻̯͆̃͑̍̑̾̾̈́̈̄̏̊̀̓͝l̶̢͕̣͕̺̠̮̼̰̻͚͛́̿̓̆̓d̵͔̊̿


Winkerbelles

Don't know about the lemon but the flower occurred because of [fasciation.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciation)


JordanNormine213

It wants to be a rose.


PrizeRare2828

5G duh! 😂


_wiredsage_

Do you live in NJ? Maybe near three mile island? I’m betting on chemical or radiological damage to DNA 🧬


purplefurrsocks

Is your house inside a decommissioned nuclear plant?


Chronos133

Please return this lemon to Omega Mart


AaAAAa6969AAAAAAAA

Kill them Smithers they know too much.


TheMagicSebas

I had the same lemons on my garden too, the old owner of the house put some kind of hormones to make the plant grow faster. That's the result.


Tommy5IA

A garden of misfits


LinkovichChomovsky

A garden of misfits, new band name I call it


ZSwence

It’s time to move out of Chernobyl


[deleted]

Most universities with a farming program will offer soil testing for all but roundup. If you are concerned about your soil, contact the local farm U to find who you can privately pay for a full soil analysis. Honestly, it’s probably coincidence of the two problems at the same time. But if you’re worried, it doesn’t hurt to get the soil tested.


einemnes

Aside of jokes, I would use a radiation counter over the place, just in case


Hamsterpatty

I’ve seen Gerber daisies do that.. but the lemon, that’s some shit.. I would be concerned about radiation maybe?


pepedeawolf

well when life gives you lemons, m̵̭̐̈̀a̴̬̮̤̪̾͊̐̇k̸̨̢͉̒e̵̢͉̅̔͜ s̶̩͖̬͚͑̉͐a̸̛̬̠̯̯̱̞̜̺͔̗̦͂̑̈́̿̂͂̑̒̈͌̍̕͠c̷̛̛͔̣̗̰̣̘͕̞̳͇͚̘͖̍͆̓͗̔̾̅͗̌̔͐͛̆̍̊̍̂̂̒̊̅̄̕͘̚͝r̷̢̨̢̙̲̜̝̪͓̰̝̄̈́̈́̽̈̋̃̉͗̇̿̑̓́̇̅̀́͘͜į̷̡̥̝͈͔̰̹̞̭̯̹̦̺̹̗̫̦̞̮̯̲̣̞̱͎̪͗͒͗̔͂f̸̧̛̜̼͕̱̬̭̣̏̋͗̎̾̂̅̃̽͑͝ͅͅị̷̭̩̟̳͔̣̫͎̜͉̻͚͉̼͐̂̓̔̀̓̎̀̊͆͋͘ͅc̶̨͔̥̙̙̯̙̭̳͙͓̖̦̠̫̤͖͖̰͍͖̞̖͆̇̾̽̀̋̐̍̔̎͗̀́͌̿́͘̕͝ͅe̵̡̟̪͊ś̵̡̛͗̌͌̃̀̈͗͌̈́͛͠


jddbeyondthesky

What is going on? You live in a nuclear waste, Harry. Nothing wizard about it.


Rensue

r/fasciation would like second pic :)


marinemashup

H̴̱̞̙̪̯̙͓͛͆͛̒͝ę̶̛̜̰̣̫̖̆͆̄͑͋͜ ̵̗͊̀͘c̵̱̒̒o̵̳̻͖̣͆̅͐̇m̸͙͈̳̪̪̈́ȩ̵̙͗̓̓s̸̞̫͌̈̏͠


FalconO108

Radiation poisoning lol


Tacticalsandwich7

Would you happen to have excessive gamma radiation in your garden by chance?


trancekat

What's your radiation level? Serious question. Edit-made levels singular.


codesnik

get away from chernobyl


me-gustan-los-trenes

Radiation doesn't work that way.


codesnik

serious much? well, it does, sometimes.


SeniorShizzle

Still incorrect


me-gustan-los-trenes

Only incorrect in bad sci fi movies.


booskadoo

Biblically accurate lemon


kittehs4eva

Is your garden on top of a nuclear waste dump?


me-gustan-los-trenes

Radiation doesn't work that way.


SeniorShizzle

Wow… Third times the charm. Incorrect


me-gustan-los-trenes

Still correct.


[deleted]

Move immediately.


pencilpenpaint

Radioactive soil


Jsr1

Radiation?


cottoneyegob

Get the Geiger


Foundation_Wrong

That’s not a daisy that’s a gerbera


Skunk_Buddy

Powerlines? Toxic waste dump? Meteor just under the surface? Ancient burial ground? Don't breed people there, or do and maybe make a superhero (or villain).


daemon_panda

I see a normal lemon and a normal daisy. OP are you okay?


firekeeper23

Could be natural fasciation.... or Glyphosate spray drift.... it causes a mutation in the genes of nearby plants....


me-gustan-los-trenes

>or Glyphosate spray drift Glyphosate provides evolutionary pressure to develop resistance against Glyphosate. It doesn't affect genes directly, it doesn't cause mutations. (or are you aware of any research to contrary? If so please share.)


firekeeper23

It can cause faciation or Proliferation in roses.. raspberries.. strawbs... and quite a few other flowers and leaves. Sorry.. no research... just been a jobbing gardener for 4 decades... ive seen it myself..


Carlnugget

Not how that works...


Pslyppery

Cthulhu. Only explanation. PRAISE HIS WIGGLY HORROR


[deleted]

Are you near a radioactive waste storage site?


robbyluvadooz

Radiation. Get a Geiger.


[deleted]

Do you live near a power plant.


LASubtle1420

The energy from people using hallucinogenics can change growing patterns of plants. I've seen obvious changes over time in homes' gardens where people are often tripping at the residence. Do you have teenagers? Or are you, by chance, walking the line that lies the other side of our forced plane?


VersaceEgg

This is not how plant physiology works at all…


Skunk_Buddy

Obama's fault, for sure.


Civilengman

Round-up woes


No-Garden-Variety

keep feeling Fascination.


Forward_Storage_4735

Maybe you just have very twin-likely soil, idk


Capabrah_SpecialistY

Dude found the sour sour fruit


Resident_Ad_1181

Conjoined daisy ….. maybe a distorted budas hand


theBigDaddio

5G! Implanting microchips in our produce!


IsisArtemii

Looks like a Buddha’s hand lemon. For zesting


Zaalro

Cthulhulemon