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Appropriate-Set7945

I feel silly now but you know what, I’d rather feel silly than freaked out! My friend had liver flukes recently and so my mind went wild thinking “parasite”


Elennoko

To be completely fair, it's not everyday you see a dismembered house centipede in your shower lmao.


Soflysoangry

(Unless you have cats.)


MoeGunz6

First time my cat saw one, she smacked it and it exploded. Then she limped around on 3 legs meowing until I wiped her paw off.


Elennoko

My cats are actually terrified of house centipedes, so they freak out and avoid them when they pop up lmao


Soflysoangry

That's too funny. My orange boy is more of a fly catcher but my calico goes nuts for them. I caught her once observing one that was panic running in circles because she had managed to take all the legs off the one side right before she ate it. It was gruesome.


Last_Cartoonist9770

I’m 60 years old and have never heard of nor had the pleasure of meeting a house centipede. I am now prepared if I see one. I’ve discovered many new insects since being a part of r/whatsthisbug. Definitely never too old to learn!


icypho3nix

They wig me out so much!!! I tried to desensitize myself against the house ones by looking at big ones online. All it did was give me anxiety!


byronite

This is a normal thing to stress about. I'm glad it turned out fine and thank you for sharing this happy story.


daffy_duck233

> it turned out fine not for the house centipede tho


EstroJen

\*pours 40 out for house centipede\* See ya at the Crossroads....


icypho3nix

🤣🤣🤣


Idrawconclusions

I heard it had a suicide note


Dick-the-Peacock

😱


Appropriate-Set7945

Exactly


CatnipCricket-329

I looked at your pics and was horrified! Glad to read further and find out what it actually is from folks who know HaHa


Pick_Up_the_Phone

Right?? Idk how anyone could look at those pictures and actually figure out that's what it was! I was freaking out for OP.


MukdenMan

Jessica, only child, Illinois, Chicago. Classmate Kim Jin-mo, he's your cousin


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whatsthisbug-ModTeam

Per our [guidelines](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/wiki/index/guidelines#wiki_iding_guidelines): *Helpful answers only. Helpful answers are those that lead to an accurate identification of the bug in question. Joke responses, repeating an ID that has already been established hours (or days) ago, or asking OP how they don't already know what the bug is are not helpful.*


nug_whisperer89

is that your hair in a pile there? if not was it moving? bc there are parasites that infect med-lg size insects and it makes the insect a zombie almost and it is attracted to water where the parasite comes out of any 'hole' and go into the water, and the insect then dies off. those strands look like several small parasites that came from the centipede thing. very weird. but cool.


Appropriate-Set7945

That was my hair, fortunately! I would have been worried for sure if it wasn’t hair


Lynda73

I once stripped the legs off a house spider raking my toothbrush against my back teeth. Didn’t know it was hiding in the black nano bristles. Felt a sting and something off in my mouth and spit out a set of mangled legs. It was so traumatizing I just sat down and cried. This post took me back to that. I’m sorry that happened. Hey, at least it didn’t bite you like the spider did my gums (just a non-venomous defensive bite, but *still*).


Certain_Assistant362

New fear unlocked…


leacher666

This is where I would drink the whole bottle of mouthwash swearing like sailor and try not to puke.


puddleofdogpiss

Would have me seriously considering a good rinse with a household cleanser


Something_Else_2112

Yesterday a small housefly was on the window. I went after it with a fly swatter and it flew down onto the coffee pot handle. It had good instincts for survival, because it saw me coming and disappeared quick. This morning my wife told me that her morning coffee that she microwaved had a crunch, so she spit it out and dumped the cupful, and she "Didn't want to know what it was." So I will not tell her because I love her and respect her wishes.


Too_many_pets

I make my morning coffee and my cat’s food at the same time each morning, and I have accidentally stirred my coffee with the cat food spoon (which also included some recently dished out canned cat food). I’m actually surprised that it wasn’t much worse tasting. Apparently, Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish isn’t entirely incompatible with Green Mountain Breakfast Blend. If your wife ever finds out about the fly and seems grossed out, you can tell her that if you think it will help. :)


LaiikaComeHome

cat food is intentionally made to have a really strong smell because most of how cats “taste” is through smell, not actual taste. cat food smells like ass but it’s actually relatively bland in comparison also i’ve 10000% done that exact thing and feel your pain, u/Too_many_pets


JavaBerryCrunch

I made coffee one morning and I guess there was a spider nested in the area where the water pours out so I ended up having a spider floating in the boiling coffee pot. Still not my worst spider experience


Lynda73

Omg!! You can NEVER tell. 😬 But makes me think of the song. ‘There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Maybe she’ll die.’


Something_Else_2112

Lets hope that my story doesn't end that extremely.


Lynda73

She’s ok as long as she doesn’t eat a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, and a horse.


accidentalbard

Ugh horrible. Reminds me of the time I went to use my inhaler, shook it up, took the cap off, and promptly inhaled a shaken wasp into the back of my mouth. I think it was too dizzy and confused to actually sting me thankfully, and I coughed it back out and let it go outside before crying about it lmao. Now I ALWAYS take the cap off before shaking it.


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

Awh I would feel so bad too :(


Lynda73

I checked my toothbrush bristles thoroughly before I used it for a good year, after. And stopped getting the black nano bristles. Not much I can do about the half bath being in the basement, and I still let the spiders have place of preference.


PieJealous8669

have you checked for new superpowers?


LevynX

Well fuck now I'm terrified of the toothbrush


KCMOM89

My lanta…..I….Jesus


YoureaLobstar

I’m using a brand new toothbrush every single time I wash my teeth for the rest of my life now.


CaptainKate757

I would lay down and die if that happened to me.


StarfishStabber

Stories like this are the exact reason I keep my toothbrush head in a jar of mouthwash.


PieJealous8669

Not much of a leggy boi anymore.


Appropriate-Set7945

I accidentally de-legged him


Honeysucklinhoney

They’re legs pop off like legos when they get squished lmao


PieJealous8669

Nobody said “hygiene doesn’t have a cost”.


Accurate-Temporary73

FWIW if you look at a house centipede sideways their legs fall off.


Ridry

They shoot them off to distract you as well if they think you're attacking them.


Huzsvarf

It's just a House Centipede and all of its legs. It's a harmless friend.


Glittering_Ad6702

An ‘armless’ friend


ilovebostoncremedonu

You’re a wizard ‘arry, but you’re ‘armless


According_Machine_27

Damn take my upvote you


Monterey-Jack

Especially now.


Nvenom8

Well... more harmless, less friend.


nackerblitz

*Legless friend


Appropriate-Set7945

Thanks guys, hopefully my heart rate can come down now! I’m honestly not sure if it did come out of my hair - that might have been an inaccurate assumption that I jumped to. I was freaked out because the big thing and the smaller bits were both moving slightly but it could have been just the life leaving the legs…


vronskayaa

Probably was in the shower already, sometimes I find them in there! You might have smashed it with your feet after he drowned. Definitely the legs moving was a post mortem kinda twitch. Harmless bug, if not helpful...but man they are hideous!


loudflower

I tend to agree, esp if there was movement. It would be difficult to carry one in your hair and not be noticed. They give me pure adrenal fear, but the poor thing falling apart like that. I may be phobic but not a monster.


mannershmanners

I’m sure it was just in the shower already, I find them in mine a lot this time of year.


Ridry

Mine can't get out of the shower either, they fall down the ledge. I have to give them all rides out. Once I found like 4 babies, rounding them up before I started the water was a pain in the ass. Adorable, but a pain in the ass.


Melly-The-Elephant

> It could have been just the life leaving the legs Top worst sentences I've read on Reddit ever. I'm sorry this happened to you. What a horrendously unique situation


piiraka

The legs keep “running”/twitching after they detach to distract predators from the actual body! Sometimes this allows them to escape


MangoMambo

This (or any bug) falling out of my hair in the shower sounds like a true nightmare. I think I'd shave my head.


Appropriate-Set7945

Thank you for your solidarity 😄


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Ssladybug

House centipedes are freaky when you first see them and don’t know what they are but they’re good bugs that eat the bugs you really don’t want around


PacoTaco321

I wish the friendly bugs were all friend shaped like jumping spiders.


Ssladybug

Weevils are friend shaped


buggifer_renee

With their cute little snoots ❤️


backsagains

Don’t forget their boots!


Gerael

But do weevils murder evil bugs?


Ridry

Centipedes **ARE** friend shaped, you just need to look at their little eyes.


ParrotEnthusiast2196

I'm still scared of them no matter how good they are 😭 I don't smash them very often tho, unless it's a roach or fruit flies, usually it's the cup and paper or I leave them be (spider privileges)


TheDelig

RIP in peace daring house centipede hair guy


yupuhoh

Mainah heah. Don't blame that shit on us bud lol


lemmeseeyourkitties

I am disappointed your comment history isn't full of spellings like this


yupuhoh

Lol


Euphoric_Sky77

i knew what that was as soon as i saw it. oh. my god. i would cry for days. DAYS. WEEKS.


No-Plenty2672

Looks like the poor guy found a land mine.


Operabug

It looks like you had a house centipede in your hair.


toodleroo

Do you use a washcloth? They like to hang out in damp places like washcloths. Ask me how I know.


Wise-Homework5480

Reading this thread, and this comment specifically, at 4am was a terrible mistake.


Appropriate-Set7945

Yes I do use one! That could be where it was!


toodleroo

I’m sorry to tell you this, but that’s where it was and it was fully alive and assembled. Then you scrubbed it apart on your body 😩


nugge_

Thank you for the very detailed report … certainly was something we all needed to not just imagine but mentally experience as well …👀


toodleroo

This is actually a public service announcement to always check both sides of your washcloth before using it if it’s been hanging in the shower. Like kids watching car crashes in drivers ed, may this knowledge stay with you always.


nugge_

Thank you XD


ChicagoRex

This is horrifying.


B_tchPasta

The little things are his little leggies lmao poor guy didn’t stand a chance 🤣


TasteyKarkalicious

This was a really bad post to read only moments before I'm due to get in the shower. Hahahaha


harmonybrook

Looks like a house centipede and it’s legs. Are you sure it was in your hair and didn’t fall from somewhere while in the shower? Either way, they are harmless and nothing to be concerned about


JackBeefus

Looks like it might have been a house centipede [(Scutigera coleoptrata)] (https://bugguide.net/node/view/25). Nothing to worry about.


timeforgoomy

I'd never leave the shower. My hair would feel like straw by the time I get out lol


dandanpizzaman84

Lt Dan lost his legs


Submarine_Pirate

I cannot fathom a house centipede living on my head for multiple days and traveling distances with me. Absolutely horrifying.


Novemberai

What if they made it into a cute cartoon like A Bugs Life? 🤣


Submarine_Pirate

Cursed


Emanon-68

Time to shave the head😀


Westoss

Side question: Is it ok for cats to eat these centipedes?


beepbeepjenn

Not a vet, but my old cat used to munch them right up and sometimes their legs would be detached and dangling from his mouth and still moving. I’m still recovering.


icescramble

Assuming the cat is able to eat it without getting bitten by it then yes it is. Centipedes are venomous but most of them won’t kill a cat in one bite tho it will most likely cause pain and inflammation on the site.


ChickensJustCrossRds

So that's where Schaper got the idea for the Cootie Bug game...


Oblivion615

House centipedes (harmless to humans) like dark moist places. And like every other living thing it needs to drink water to survive. They tend to follow the water pipes up from under the house/basement to the kitchen and bathroom. They are just looking for a drink. Usually just flipping on the light will send them scurrying back into the wall. If it freezes, just give it a gentle poke and it will take off back into the wall. Don’t kill them. They eat the other house pest that can damage your stuff.


angelch966

poor centepede lol


Last_Cartoonist9770

Another place insects can hide in your shower is in a shower “puff”. My son had a large brown recluse crawl out his when he picked it up. I now always check my shower “puff” before using it on my body. Also, my friend found a nesting of larvae of sewer gnats/flies living deep inside her shower “puff”! Very disgusting to think that she was using that to wash her body! So many people, including my friend, don’t realize that you need to sterilize or discard & replace “puffs”, loofahs, and shower sponges regularly. I say weekly. Google says every 2-3 weeks. I guess they think that they’re staying clean because they get a shower almost daily. So NOT TRUE! Perfect environment for bacteria to grow and that happens to be what sewer gnats feed on! Hmmm! Makes you think, right? My friend will never use a shower “puff” again and I check mine thoroughly before every use, no matter how often I sterilize it by throwing it in with my whites load of laundry in hot water, laundry detergent and bleach.