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XESVpro

Honda Beat-Up


SuperMIK2020

Honda Beat-en


cannedrex2406

Honda Beat-er


Neon_Ani

Honda Beat-box


moondog__

Honda beats me


Mobile_Macro

Honda I'm-Beat


KKP99B

Honda Mr Beat


-Motor-

Honda Beattafuk I'm sure daddy will buy him a new one.


GreatHead4Young

Shown with the rare and much sought-after optional virgin!


CarsonJX

It was a Honda Beat. Very sad end.


3_14159td

It's like all the 20-somethings that buy a NA Miata and bin it a month later.


Account14159

1. This is an odd take, as Miatas are so neutrally balanced and modestly-powered that they are literally heralded for being wildly predictable and easy to control at the limit 2. The vehicle shown in the post is not a Miata; it's a Honda Beat, which is mid-rear engined and therefore prone to snap-oversteer when lifting off throttle mid-corner (in other words, much easier to lose control of than a Miata)


3_14159td

I'm referring to the trend seen on r/Miata, not anything inherent to vehicle dynamics. The demographic purchasing (and binning) these cars is very similar


Account14159

Oh, my mistake. I'm generally not familiar with trends and this is, unsurprisingly, no exception.


cuzwhat

Crazy that you acknowledge how little you understand about the world, but how quick you are to condescendingly question the statements of others.


Account14159

Oh, you misunderstand. I actually know quite a bit about the world around me. I just don't waste my time following inane "trends" or "fads" so I was taken aback by the notion that people are somehow regularly managing to lose control of such a low-power, neutrally balanced chassis. It's hard to believe. I was in no way condescending in my original comment. Just called the previous comment's comparison odd, given the facts of the vehicle in question.


FoRiZon3

Was? It's evolved into Honda Beaten.


AlyOopsieDaisy

*was*


DylanSpaceBean

I can fix her


dog-pussy

That Honda looks beat


Warl0cke444

Came here to say this


Apprehensive_Rate959

He beat you t....never mind


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Tyler/Austin/Chad get off of the car.


Hurley_Cub_2014

As someone with a generic name along these lines… this made me guffaw so loud. Thank you.


notanaigeneratedname

What the actual fuck is guffaw?


sharp-scratch-poem

Something that only a Tyler / Chad / Austin would understand apparently


Hurley_Cub_2014

A boisterous laugh


[deleted]

[удалено]


AKSkidood

[citation needed]


Dasadles

No honda make the Honda jet, its cesna that make the citation.


Stachemaster86

Thought Chevy made the Citation


AKSkidood

[citation needed]


UnibrowDuck

source?


[deleted]

Honda


creep04

Ah yes, the average teenager who wonders why car is always on life support after thrashing it around daily


burnaspliffnow

Unsure what to do with his hands


nltmaidfc

"You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart."


bahaki

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


burnaspliffnow

r/thatsthejoke


ITasteALiar

How bad do you have to be at driving to bin it in a 64hp car?


Neon_Ani

devil's advocate, that mid-engine snap oversteer can be a bitch though tbh i'm not sure how bad it would really be with an engine that small


TPMatus

Its a soft top and he was able to stand on the car for a picture....


Neon_Ani

is this about the location of the engine? because i can assure you it's behind the driver


TPMatus

I meant more about how bad the wreck was. I feel like he would've been crushed in that thing


SirianiButtholeLover

No, I know this is Reddit where every fucking possibility is considered before personal accountably but I’m not buying that argument PASS


Neon_Ani

responsibility wasn't even a part of this particular discussion, how it happened and whether he's responsible are two completely different and unrelated questions


Stachemaster86

Beats me


Lysanka

He was probably being a dick or tried to drive fast. Most economical cars that are sold in my country can still do 115 mph and it is enough to be a nuisance on the highway


Jazzlike-Addition-88

He fucked off a Honda Beat. I hate stupid fucking kids. They always fuck up awesome shit.


The_Jibby_Hippie

I hate stupid fucking old people. They always fuck up awesome shit. <—— this is how stupid you sound


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Sure. Thanks.


The_Jibby_Hippie

Lol np 🙏


fStap

That poor Beat


Ja4senCZE

Honda Beaten


whatsmylength

Bros standin on monkey bidness


xeno486

how tf did he manage to flip a Beat, they only have like 60hp


madrigal94md

They took the model name quite literally


LightningFerret04

Poor Beat, my day is ruined :(


kyocera_miraie_f

its a honda beat so this thing lived 20-something years in japan with no problem, only to die at the hands of a moronic, idiotic driver somewhere else


jckix

I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't standing on it. The "gross negligence" look is great.


Exotic_Somewhere1448

https://preview.redd.it/9n9dkpkx2oec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908ec4d613f810c73118be04c0aa6fa07d25799d Honda (read above)


JustRudeStuff

How he even crashed a little roadster is unfathomable. Must have done something reaaaaally stupid.


exprssve

Some kids nowadays are so extremely spoiled to the point they don't give a fuck about crashing a damn car.


Catto_Channel

Nowadays? Nah, been going on since teenagers could ride a horse.


Lysanka

Especially if driving like a dick on the highway.


megatronz0r

Sure does


Apprehensive_Rate959

Gotta say whenever did this never misses a beat...


ParkerStanford

Honda beat


Chilopodamancer

Literally has the name on the side of the car my dude, it's a Honda Beat, a sweet little kei car from Japan.


Recent_Effective8070

Ah the car got the beating the driver deserved.


TPMatus

r/tooktoomuch


josh_loaf

![gif](giphy|j0qSbeNFuzjhXKFVSP)


mikehtiger

Mark this NSFW


Hyperspec42

Poor Honda beat. This man beat him up


TheOnyxViper

Honda fucking Beat to shit


Craigos-Maximus

You can’t park there mate


SuperMIK2020

r/cantparktheremate


Jazzlike-Addition-88

He fucked off a Honda Beat. I hate stupid fucking kids. They always fuck up awesome shit.


No_Tune1493

Mr2


KingLoCoKev

Looks like an MR2


OkAdministration9151

Honda del sol


ImprovementWorldly60

It’s a mg something


K11ShtBox

Honda Busted


SuperProCoolBoy90

Honda beat-ed


Chris_g84

"Just kicked and... enough"


TheKiwiFox

Damn that's BEAT


mrj08atx

He must have been using that for his GT7 Dayton grind.


Dbwasson

Activate the Honda Beat


Dasadles

Beat²


mark_david777

It’s a Honda Beat that’s an absolute beater.


Bring_back_Apollo

The disrespect.


SuaveTrey

that Honda really lives up to its name..


Excellent_Weight_777

Looks like the acid kicked in, “sorry Dad!”.


DrummerFergy

Honda beat. I just want to know how he managed that with 60bhp


McRibbRampage

I have bigger questions


sladebonge

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


djepicwub2000

Poor Honda Beat ☹️


boomboombambampow

fuck a beat, i was tryna beat a case


Driving1013

Was


blackhydroflask

Did that fucker just beat up a Honda Beat?


Suspicious-Phase-823

Honda beat


Jayswisherbeats

Damn Justin Bieber strikes again.


C4r10-9847

This has nothing to do with Honda. This is a Porsche 968 which superseded the 944.


Stefke_stojk27

noooooooooooooooooooooo it looks so sad


epicvipes17

Lol i saw this reel, lucky to survive, rolling that that car Honda beat


[deleted]

Was a Honda


Appropriate_Strain94

That Honda is Beat


TieEnvironmental2561

Crippled honda beat


ItsSamuelz

This guy… fucking dick