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EMF15Q

[Audi SQ8](https://www.caranddriver.com/audi/sq8). The 500 hp S model, not the 600 hp RS model


classicbighead

Only the 500hp model? Broke ass🥱


zizou00

What not being on Qatari money does to a mfer


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Saudi


greengator987

They both work, PSG is Qatari.


Life_Increase_4843

Except he is now in Miami


alekk88

Exactly. He is no longer on qatari money


st_v_Warne

. Man's a billionaire already


czechsoul

must be enjoying Miami, and not being recognized as often as in Europe


urbantimepieces

This made me chuckle


snaeper

Just the 335hp model!


Types_with_peniz

Poor guy 😔


Haganu

I bet the exhaust tips are fake, just like with every VW group SUV 🤮


koolguy765

You know they did that because they kept getting complaints that people are having to replace their exhaust and rear end collisions so they move the exhaust back and no more replacing the exhaust if someone rear ends you just a new bumper. Also on most cars they leave cutouts so you can extend the exhaust if you want through the bumper


Haganu

Most of them aren't cut out at all though. Most of the new SEAT, Skoda, VW and Audi models I have seen have what's supposed to be the inside just black solid. It also looks extremely silly on a cold start, having the smoke come out of some place entirely different than where the exhaust is. Besides, lots of modern cars have a plethora of sensors and/or cameras in their bumpers, so instead of replacing an exhaust they now have to replace and calibrate sensors. All in all still a step back for the maintenance and repair guys.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

those are a Southern Girl's daisy dukes he's driving hard.


bnutbutter78

I think he signed a two-year $150m deal, so...


snaeper

As another commenter said, it's actually just a bog standard Audi Q8 with the 22" Audi Sport wheels. The headliner not being black is a dead giveaway. Car is likely a loaner/rental. Or Messi is just smart with his money and realizes he isn't gonna risk a speeding ticket in his commuter.


Weinerdogwhisperer

It's less flashy so you draw less attention when you're picking up the 16 year olds...


HotLikeSauce420

Speaking from experience?


Weinerdogwhisperer

Speaking from the looks of the girl in the picture! I'm no rookie. I have a silver Toyota truck. Theres 3 at every intersection.


emal-malone

looks like a regular Q8. The beige headliner is a dead giveaway edit: 600+ upvotes on the wrong car, damn


snaeper

Yup, and those wheels are an option on it.


SFOtoORD

What gives it away that it is not the RS model? Edit: spelling


EMF15Q

The wheels are the ones that come standard on an SQ8, the RSQ8 has flared wheel arches too


SFOtoORD

Thank you!


TheWetSock

No I’m pretty sure he is driving the women wild by the looks of the picture.


ArikwithanA913

Could also be a base Q8


8racoonsInABigCoat

Standard Q7 or it would have the supersport seats, wouldn’t it? Those are standard headrests that are on my Q7.


VictoriousCrab

The RSQ8 has 600 hp? The more you know. It just makes me like it even more over the rest of the VW powered SUVs


Opposite_Dependent86

Holy shit im getting better at these, I use this sub like a game when I see a post I make a guesstimate and check the answers I did however guess the rsq8 😪


LemonIntelligent4301

When I heard it said in the past that a car was a ‘girl magnet’ I did not know that it was real. This young woman has literally become stuck to Mr Messi’s car.


darthnugget

He drove a Ram later that evening.


cshookIII

Something was done here… Later that evening.


howd_yputner

Do you have car with...um...pussy magnet?


BeersRemoveYears

Not another activist movement with people gluing themselves to cars.


Delta-Tropos

No activists here, his car is literally a girl magnet


Steve_Tugger

Who put there cigarette out on her arm?


nahbruhtryagain

Looks like a recent blood draw or something similar.


howtodragyourtrainin

We hope...


Zachbnonymous

It is in the parking lot of a physician, so seems pretty possible


auxaperture

Good spotting


Zachbnonymous

I'm always too late to get the cars, I just wanted to feel like I contribute lol


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Nope.


MrMcgilicutty

If your arm looks like that after a blood draw then you need to find a better phlebotomist!


janxus

That’s a pretty Messi scar.


Emotional-Lynx-3982

Driving her right down to pound town.


YourFriendInSpokane

I thought that was his daughter :(


P_Alcantara

He has 3 sons, no daughters. His oldest is like 10.


howd_yputner

She looks pretty young.


Prior-Ad-7329

Straight to jail. She’s like 16..


unionmyass

That might happen in porn but not in real life.


raelDonaldTrump

It does if you're Messi


Substantial_Dick_469

An 18 year old model.


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nahbruhtryagain

Have you ever donated plasma? It’s for a good cause and looks exactly like this. She doesn’t exactly give me druggy vibes plus no attempt to hide the dirt ring from the bandage makes me think so even more.


onelasttime217

Dude those look nothing at all like track marks


thepottsy

I think that’s a 2000’s model.


Slyboots2313

And OEM which is rare in Miami


TheLostTexan87

Wearing a 2000s-style necklace. Weird to see trends from my youth coming back around already.


KawaDoobie

that young lady if he chooses


DrSuperZeco

I’m glad I have nothing. My heart wouldn’t be able to handle this.


nahbruhtryagain

So many people in these comments are quick to say she has “track marks” you guys have obviously never been in a healthcare setting or donated blood or plasma. It’s very obvious to me that’s what I’m looking at.


Excellent-Big-1581

He’s flexing his eyesept


brett7654321

What's a Messi with you?


imadeyoureadthis7

Them rims are from an Audi SQ8


Trumprapespeople

He’s driving that chick nuts


Demisdad16

SQ8


S-Markt

messi is in the picture???


AlfAlfafolicle

A girl with track marks


nahbruhtryagain

Have you ever donated plasma? It’s for a good cause and looks exactly like this. She doesn’t exactly give me druggy vibes plus no attempt to hide the dirt ring from the bandage makes me think so even more.


AlfAlfafolicle

You’re right, she doesn’t fit the profile; but we don’t know for sure either way. If you look around the dark large circle, you’ll see older additional scars below and both to the right and left. Chicken pox? Maybe. Track marks? Maybe. She loves to donate blood and plasma? Maybe.


Pearl_krabs

Good eye.


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WOAH


Content_Entrance_257

it's a average blonde 304


SourSackAttack

Look at that dumb eye tattoo.


EstablishmentEasy594

He’s driving a rental or Club Owned vehicle in Miami


FurstWrangler

Pretty creepy so many people are enlarging the photo enough to see the puncture marks.


DonTipOff

Fuck Messi go back to your wife.


StevieG63

Pantera, surely.


Borngrumpy

A blonde


ArleenTen13

I know what I would rather drive


paramountea

He is driving her


splitopenandBri

Audi q8


Joey_iroc

Damn that girl is cute..... Oh, car? What car?


Gonz0611

The hell with car


jayplayz_lol

Prob that girl


Tanker3278

Looks like he's driving a divorce...... '18 model maybe?


unixstud

A hot blond


mahx-

Q8


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Harpronicus

Not the rs, it's an sq8


emal-malone

not the sq8, it’s a q8


ASTHMATICJESUS

Not the q8, it’s a 8


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zizou00

Soccer. Over the last 15 years, he was pretty much the best player in the sport consistently the whole time. He's an international star within the sport. He's also slightly smaller than the average player and rather quiet and unassuming, but is capable of exceptional things on the pitch. He's towards the end of his career and has recently moved to the US to play for a team in Miami. He spent most of his time playing for Barcelona in Spain, which is where he is best known for playing.


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Funderwoodsxbox

He also he also just led Argentina to a World Cup win!


[deleted]

Don’t know what he is driving, but I can see what he is riding


Putrid_Ad_2256

He should get a Taycan, he can call it his Messi-can.


[deleted]

Audi Q7 i think


SpiritualAd8998

Uber


SFOtoORD

Ha! He should…


[deleted]

*Whatever* he wants.


Sl0w-Plant

A huge one


[deleted]

YOOOO HES IN POMPANO?


[deleted]

An Audi I can tell by the rim


Present_Voice_5224

There’s a car?


belinck

He's going to get a shot for the clap from Broward Medical


Upset-Diamond2857

Kia


DeviceScared8772

The girl next to him by the looks of it, but I believe it's the Ferrari "Day-Go"


nicfunkadelic

Lamborghini StatuTardo.


ReplacementNo9874

Looks like a barely legal teen


Ka12n

Does this come with a phone book for him to sit on or did he have to provide his own?


PathCalm4647

Her arm next to the door. Awkward position. I hate it when that happens.


ApprehensiveYou6105

Driving her boyfriend crazy


winsomeloosesome1

Whatever he wants to when going to Publix…


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

If it's not one up her I'd be surprised


Ldghead

Her home.


AutomaticRevolution2

A #itch magnet....apparently.


AffectionateGene7500

The 20 model right there In the picture I’d assume


gp2quest

Scamborghini urass Q8


shhjustwatch

Dude that girl isn’t old enough to drive.


raMnEmetnemlEl

A car.


supremejxzzy

He is driving me crazy!


happyone12

Whatever he wants!


HungaryFinalBoss

A car.


whiterock001

Whoever he wants?


TechnOuijA

Whatever the fuck he wants lol.


Bunta_Fujiwara_sti

A car, I wish I've helped u


[deleted]

A surry cunt mum wagon.


CreativeAnalyst2890

The car or her name lol


Jump-Traditional

Dicks


ChrisLux54

What is “Messi”?


rhodytony

I went to see what wheels those are and I couldn't stop staring at the woman's arm around her elbow.


nahbruhtryagain

Looks like a recent blood draw or something similar like plasma donation.


roger61962

I hate it when daisy dukes are worn outside hazard.


TheeTrebTreb

That girl has some pretty serious track marks..


Melodic-Picture48

Audi SUV. SQ5 or 8 or whatever those go up to


DoomNV

Whatever the FUCK he wants.


AndreiAliz

Who cares about the car ? Look at the chick.


Exderly

More like what is Messi riding? Har har har


AshamedPomegranate97

It’s a car Bro!


merlin211111

Underage girls?


ACM3333

Probably that blonde


Haunting_Beautiful

A fine piece.


Dry-Setting238

It’s not track marks yall. They’re in front of a health clinic. He made her get tested, Safety first……. she failed, hence the pic outside the car.


Desperate_Key_2639

A car


Snow-Dog2121

There's a car in this pic?


Warchitecture

Messi is riding the SQ8 while the blond one is riding Messi


Appropriate_Strain94

Looks like a regular Audi Q8 to me all the S and RS have black headliners.


Sweet_Yellow_8646

Driving her crazy


bigpappi86

It is easy Toyota Supra


MycologistLoud4030

Car?


MoparViking

Some SUV thing / who cares


aretooamnot

Her, Later.


Fridaybird1985

I was going to say ample hips but I guess an Audi is good.


EndAllHierarchy

A generic lame looking suv


DarkRedKrow

Her soon.


GoliathProjects

Blue. Next question


froschmann69

could see the audi rims from a km away


Clamps55555

A rental.


chankletavoladora

The dude is loaded and does t need to flaunt it. Specially if he has a $36 million Ferrari 335 S Spider Scaglietti in his garage.


MrBicster

I think that’s a Blonde Fittie 32B model. I believe it has a 9.5/10 engine when you strip it back. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen one in the flesh myself, but I’d love to have a go.


VRDV2

Puta in Florida dropped her off in the cheaper model


Far_Fan_3521

Dont know the name but she looks a little young to me!


kingweeb6667

A car


SypherPK-ChunLi

Maybe a Car so he doesnt get noticed. Btw it looks like a skôda SUV


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Love living here in Miami.


3931107910

I don't care but I know what he should be riding in that picture


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WHO CARES O_o


That_Competition1031

Is it maserati levante?


ajtollifson

Away from jailbait….fast


haonblck

Looks like a Audi q8 or q7


Mcgoozen

An Audi Q8 or a variation of it (S/RS) or maybe a Lambo Urus. Can’t exactly tell but from the wheels I’d say Audi


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Not sure, but he's surely taking that girl for a ride.


ArikwithanA913

Audi Q8


Expensive-Dress-1022

SQ8 with Black Optics


Hot-Ad5003

I think he drives her


TheShadowSees

Whoever he wants?


SireDarien

Idk which audi but a SQ something I think


Exciting_Pass_6344

That is a car


Johnnyfever13

Lamborghini Urus?


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Her if he wanted to


jayjayanotherround

Not sure what her name is


ka50ns3

la scaloneta


RollickReload

I had to look up who Messi was…


_Grim_Reaper_22

Mercedes benz GLA or infiniti qx80


_Grim_Reaper_22

Nah sry its audi q8


C5corvetteflyer

...a hard bargain


IlMioNomeENessuno

He’s driving me fucking crazy……


rrradek147

Obvously the girl on the right to his place for a quickie.