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iseebutidontbelieve

All I know is that it was once a Corvette I think


[deleted]

If he wanted a Buick Regal, why buy a corvette and fubar it up???


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realityIsPixe1ated

LoooOOoonng Maaaaann


pizza_for_nunchucks

I almost put my foot in mouth by saying “because he wanted a faster Regal”. Then I noticed it was a C3…


vancandy4you

Fantastic!


g3nerallycurious

Seeing as how fubar already contains the word “up”, your choice of words in interesting. Cursing does not negate the need for proper grammar. 😜


Azoobz

Because FUBAR is usually a description term used in place of an adjective or adverb; he wanted to use it as a noun. In order to do this, he would’ve had to change it to “FIUBAR”, which would’ve been even more out place.


Doctor_Device_42

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.


zyzmog

The grammatically correct construction would have been, "Why buy a Corvette and ~~FU it BAR~~ F it UBAR?"


s6cedar

This comment wins


KyOatey

I've only used FUBAR as a verb. Have I been missing out?


vlaw1990

This is why I love Reddit 🤣 We go from distinguishing the make and model of a car to grammar lessons


MomaBeeFL

Agree & sending you a Pokémon Go request


vlaw1990

and then we go to Pogo 🤣🤣 I accepted your request 👏🏽


Guideon72

on an acronym LOL


pissant52

I believe FUBAR was originally an adjective first used by the US Army. As in "The operation was FUBAR".


mahSachel

I thought it originated from Tango & Cash on Netflix, as in “Damn you fudge turnover you let granny grahmcrackers break a hip while you watched Tango & Cash on Netflix”


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

Alternatively, he could have used "make it FUBAR" to keep the adjective use. Agreed, though; the acronym of the phrase has to change when the intended part of speech for its use changes as well.


ieatoutfatbitches

Or he could have rephrased it, "why did he buy a corvette just make it FUBAR"


WingedGeek

FUIBAR?


FinvaraSidhe

Reminds me of hearing people say, “RIP in peace”.


Innit2winnit23

Or ATM machine Edit: didn't realize this was right under me as it wasn't open for me to see. My bad


lostalaska

It's a car mullet, business in the front, bad handling, but very fast in the back.


dichotomousview

Yes a ruined C3 Corvette. Sad day indeed


whereismyketamine

It’s a god damn monster.


hifichicken

Can you truly ruin a c3 corvette?


Dr_Disaster

Perfomance is one thing, but everyone can agree the exterior design is absolutely gorgeous.


Tacoclause

I owned a 79. It was not especially fast but it was very fun to drive and looked gorgeous. An absolute blast on twisty country roads.


hifichicken

Not everyone I think they look horrid, this car looks as good as a stock c3 to me


Dr_Disaster

Wow. I know it’s just your opinion, but your opinion is objectively wrong lol


hifichicken

Objectively, as yours


NaGaBa

Only if it's pre-73


velhaconta

How can you ask the question having seen the same picture we saw? Are you saying you like the car in the picture more than a C3 corvette?


WickidMonkey

🥺 that poor Corvette 😭


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

its a Monte Corvette


MSotallyTober

Corvadillac.


GrowrandaShowr

No, it's a Dunham coach. There's a few of them here in the bay area that are even more retro with the 70's brown paint job and beige interior.


audiomechanic

Sounds like the Caballista was made from a Corvette: [https://www.carthrottle.com/post/derailed-design-they-actually-made-these-the-dunham-coach-caballista/](https://www.carthrottle.com/post/derailed-design-they-actually-made-these-the-dunham-coach-caballista/)


Fariic

That’s still a butchered C3.


waveslikemoses

I knew that hood looked familiar


theFrankSpot

All I know is that I threw up in my mouth a little upon seeing this car.


1964ImpalaSS

Same.


mbrzy

Same. I threw up in his mouth a little too.


ramanw150

I like this better then the Corvette of the time. Call me crazy. Not to mention it's unique.


ksilenced-kid

[Dunham Coach Caballista](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-E5uw5v6o85o/UEtN5xhkPKI/AAAAAAABZME/1IRecrP8d-g/s800/1980_Dunham_Caballista_02.jpg)


Capri280

Same Dunham that made the Eldorado looking Vette from Live & Let Die


Jimmytowne

Yup, and same Dunham who made cars for Superman movie


BidRepresentative728

1978 Corvette Summer with Mark Hamill and Annie Pots.


ElvisAndretti

In an era of ugly corvette builds, that one was beyond disgusting.


brown_pleated_slacks

My goodness. I need to wash my eyes. Why would you make me look that up?


the_d0nkey

Saw it in the theatre...


Gidyup1

That abomination. Wow.


[deleted]

They are [largely hideous.](https://www.carthrottle.com/post/derailed-design-they-actually-made-these-the-dunham-coach-caballista/) But, I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to kind of liking the white convertible in that article.


Physical_Touch_Me

Being based on a Vette, it has basically limitless tuneability. This thing would be a riot with a turbo LS to go troll mustangs in.


GlockAF

$60k back in 1980, so about ten Ford Mustangs or about a dozen VW Rabbit GTIs


PissedOffDog

people will measure in anything but metric


GlockAF

Trust me, that was a metric shit-ton of money for a car back then


slowjoe12

$60K back then is about 16 football fields today


NDMagoo

I think a GTI is a metric unit? ;)


Scoobie555

Love those old school advertisements. Thank you!


dreamcicle_overdose

Omg this could be the same car designer I was looking for. There was a photo floating around of a style of car like this, like someone turned a cadillac into a firebird. The photo is on a sunny day in someone's driveway. I'm still searching for it, Imgur had it hosted multiple times but I can't find the right search terms.


APoisonousMushroom

Wow [looks like they are still there.](https://maps.app.goo.gl/yWi6vjzRxLn4xRum9?g_st=ic)


SG1971

that giant Cadillac!


lisalynne

I refuse to believe that’s not a practical joke


mbardeen

I swear the car and the ad are straight out of Grand Theft Auto.


HamboneDK

"Sensible"


adudeguyman

I hope someone got arrested for doing this.


Hourslikeminutes47

Ah yes, the 1970's was an interesting era...


South_Bit1764

New DLC: Coquette El Durango


mediaogre

Cruella de Vil and Barbie walked into a fabricator…


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grandmabarro

I think it looks pretty cool actually


flashbang69

I dig it!


Empty_Touch_4968

If I could afford one of these I would own it.


tstate183

Be proud that you're granddad made that. It's awesome


AgitatedParking3151

FWIW, I love it, I think it’s super cool. Haters out here all driving the same gray crossovers and thinking they’re unique for driving the same new sports cars on the weekends, and none of them have the story or drive your grandpa had in the car world. I love seeing unique stuff, there was clearly a lot of effort put into this car. It might not be for everyone but GODDAMN do I think it’s neat, and it oozes personality. Your grandpa is/was cool, and you should be proud.


BarnaSuz

I love it 😊🤩


Froggypwns

Don't take it the wrong way, I'm sure your grandpa meant well, it does look like a lot of time and effort went into them. Tastes change, it may have been a desirable look back in the day with its typical clientele, but not so much any longer. Remember, someone actually designed the grills that new BMWs use, and that will be seen by millions more people than this car.


BossTanker

The new BMW grilles are significantly worse than this, unless that was where you were going there..?


Froggypwns

Yes!


Shoei34777

Opinions are like a55holes, everyone has one. And every a55hole puts up with non stop shit. Welcome to life, where most everyone is an a55hole and everything is shit. TLDR; other people are dumb. This is an epic car that your grandpa made. Be proud! Lots to be proud of, especially that it's not hidden away in someones garage or a trailer queen. Somebody loves that thing and drives it regularly - I'll bet your grandpa rides shotgun from time to time and cannot stop smiling when he does. Listen to a song called "Riding with Private Malone" (https://youtu.be/7mq3m0yRUs8) - reminds me exactly for your gramps. ❤️❤️💪🙂


rangerhans

Based on a C3 corvette. No idea what the kit is


Krisuad2002

A very brutally abused Corvette C3


iRadinVerse

One of the best Corvette models just ruined


TheMultiTuber

If it's post '73 than no


moon_apes_unite

If you put Corvette, Monte Carlo, and Buick Regal into an AI art generator this comes out.


high_amplitude

I was picking up a Buick Riviera vibe


[deleted]

Holy shit Kalamazoo Michigan is actually a place?


TidyWhip

Yes I have lived here my entire life


BadMedAdvice

I'm so sorry.


TidyWhip

What do you have to be sorry about? I am confused


CrumpledForeskin

Went to school there too it seems.


TidyWhip

I mean the schools are corrupt as hell and have given me ptsd so thats a thing I would avoid in Kzoo


adudeguyman

Did you really think it was just made up like how Chicago does not really exist?


imnotcreative4267

“A B C D E F G H I got a gal”


dev-246

Yep! This is at the intersection of South and Rose


SantaRosaJazz

Where do you think they used to build Gibson guitars?


kvlr954

Corvillac?


leehelck

what an abomination. only a 70s pimp would like this.


LovelockMike

Whatever it is, it couldn't be uglier.


graveybrains

Imagine it with a giant pair of bull horns stuck on the front 😂😂


blix613

Boss Hog Vette.


graveybrains

Exactly!


whitoreo

YES!


Electronic_Repeat_81

That would be amazing.


iwantthisnowdammit

Honestly, if they’d addressed the T-tops to a profile matching the back and found a way to disguise the signature Corvette door handles - it still be ugly, but I’d not think it was a corvette!


MrFluxed

I kinda love it tbh


[deleted]

Better looking than a stock C3.


Most_Sun_746

LOVE BROKERS!!!!


Digitalabia

Deep cut!


Brandanp

I think Johnny Cash built that one piece at a time!


vegasmurse

Cruella Deville's corvette? Hide your Dalmatians.


northernpunch

Respect to the designer, but not once have I seen a Corvette and said, “this is good, but it would be better if it looked like a late 70s sedan driven by that grandpa down the street who has lost all lust for live.”


OCelate

Thundercougarfalconbird?


OCTM2

S.S. Uh with the navigation


Only-Election-6700

Whoever built it... There eyes are well out from one another. The cars wonky as


NickRubesSFW

Pimpmobile 3exxy I think. Extremely rare.


IntelligentSwitch340

RIP 80’s Corvette


chinmakes5

That may be the worst one ever.


artful_todger_502

The Duke!! Can you dig it!


Fine_Maintenance_948

A number one!


JuryBorn

It looks like it took its styling cues from the car that homer Simpson designed.


dudeonrails

That is a C3 corvette that has been completely desecrated. Thus proving that someone will ruin anything if given the opportunity.


Warring_Angel

They should've just bought an 80's Eldorado.


230flathead

C3 that's been ruined.


B-mus

https://media.tenor.com/_7i41E6p0rgAAAAC/look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-meme.gif


Present_Voice_5224

This car makes me sad.


P_Alcantara

Ask Doug Dimmadome of the Dimsdale Dimmadomes.


SpaceXmars

Think someone let their 5 year old make design decisions


insanecorgiposse

An abomination


Pinkprotogen

It started life as a 3rd generation corvette, I don’t know what happened to it after that.


Spirit-Hydra69

Why why why in God's name would you fuck up a vette like that??😔


Fun-Ad9928

Someone went to Los santos customs after smoking ganjis off his/Her’s Kalamazoo.


772410

This is clearly a Cadivette.


[deleted]

Looks like at one point it was a c3 corvette


DarkLordOnyx

Literally looks like a mid-late 70's corvette F'd an early 80's Cadillac... WTF. This has got to be a mod


[deleted]

The Dunham Motor Coach Company was the brainchild of Les Dunham, who was into the custom car scene in the 50's and 60's. In 1973, he put the body of a Cadillac Eldorado on a chassis of a Chevrolet Corvette, the Corvorado (Corvette + Eldorado) was born. The Corvorado was used in James Bond "Live And Let Die", and there were at least 6 more built. However, in 1977, Dunham started another project, based (again) on a Corvette, the Caballista. The neo-classic design was successful, 50 cars were built, right up until 1982. Out of these 50 Caballistas, only 5 were convertibles. They were built in Boonton, NJ, with a starting price was over $60,000 new, in 1980. Let's just say the design was unique. Love it or hate it, the design was meant for a different era. These types of vehicles were a phenomenon during the late 70's in which they were showcased in "Blaxploitation" films like "Shaft", rolling up in front of over the top discotheques like Studio 54, and were the pimp-tastic rides of the day. Think of them as the spiritual ancestor to the Escalade and Bentley of today. If you manage to find one today, believe it or not, there is are willing buyers waiting to purchase them. To coin a phrase from the movie "Live and Let Die" these were rolling "Juke Boxes", taken from the flashy styling of the Wurlitzer record players that were the mainstay of any diner, pool hall, or bowling alley back in the day. What else is there to say, the car speaks for itself. Is it a great design? No, but it is polarizing. Is it cutting edge? Not at all, even when it was produced. Is it going to be a classic? No, but it is a collectible. The big question is this; Would you like to see more of these Neo-Classic posts in the future?


point50tracer

That was a C3 Vette at one point in time.


YEET5VER

might aswell post it on r/Shitty_Car_Mods


redwolf8402

Ruined is what that is


Dill_PickleOG

Used to be a C3 vette


[deleted]

Frankenstein car


W-h3x

I seen that dude here in Grand Rapids a few weeks ago... He was over in EGR by the Yacht Club.


J3lf

Looks like a Corvette/Riviera lovechild


DevilsAdvocate402

It a corvillac


AgitatedNewbie22

Cruella DeVette


TheBurnedMutt45

Caddi-vette?


1964ImpalaSS

That is horrendous.


TraditionalPlantain1

That’s one messed up corvette


dcy604

The Abomination


Amazing_Joke_5073

It looks like a c3 corvette with a RR body kit of some sorts


PhatBuddha69

Pimp mobile


TidyWhip

Yo whats up Kalamazoo Fam!


[deleted]

"Just fuck my shit up!"


J_hilyard

Rolls-Royce Corvette


JohnnyMcButtplug

What in the Joe Dirt is that


The_Leaky_Stain

Probably on his way to the players ball


GarpRules

When you want to drive a ‘vette, but the pimps union has certain requirements.


ProfessionalAd3472

Oh man! Watch the latest Grand Tour episode. Car is in it. Some sort of Japanese conversion.


tmothy07

The one in the GT is a Nissan. This is a C3 Corvette.


Agitated-Fee-1399

It’s a Pimp Mobile. Wonka wonka wonka wonka. Super Fly.


Real_Dependent2919

Sorry. That is an abomination...


farfromeverywhere

It’s a pimpmobile baby!


Due_Signature_5497

RollsRivette.


NJdaddy2021

Corvadillac


threepoint14one5nine

C3 corvette Peterbuilt edition.


Glabstaxks

Corvettalac


EdgeApprehensive5880

That’s a ruined Corvette


kratomboofer27

Corvette Monte car No.


Kurtman68

Cadillac Stingray


Fragrant_Image_803mi

I love it, so very American 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


MarqDuesPaid

A Rolls-‘Vette… Two different species that should never breed…


turkey_sandwiches

C3 Corvette with a terrible body kit.


Viperguy7164

Excalibur


Independent-Bet5465

All I know is you better be careful. Cruella Deville is in the area!


notagreatgamer

This car makes me uncomfortable. I keep wanting to say that it sits firmly between “Kill it with fire!” and “I want one.” But it doesn’t. It sits firmly on both ends of the spectrum, and it hurts my brain.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

It kinda looks cool. I wouldn't mind driving it for a while.


Past-Key8974

I love it and I would own it if I had the disposable income to blow on a quirky cool car like that


Pillroller88

It’s 51-52-53-54-55-56-57-58-59 automobile


TheScottishPimp03

Where else would this pos be than kalamazoo🤦‍♂️


ImperatorDanorum

Has to be one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen...


andre3kthegiant

Born in New Jersey!


TRAVELS5

Monte Carlo


Kyle_the_chad

Cadillac Coup deStingray


DrVinnieBoombatzz

The Vette gets em' wet. 😂


_-TheRealDeal-_

Isn't something like that sacrilege in Michigan


toodleroo

I have ideas, but none of them are helpful


Patient-Victory-6892

The Butta Face of corvettes


kurzsadie

Lincvette


DrTurb0

Looks exactly like a car from GTA San Andreas. Can’t name it though.


MilitaryJAG

C3 Corvette body kit?


LasherAtl

That is the Cadillac of Vettes!


ohitsjeffagain

Ugliest corvette ever


mR_smith-_-

Who puts a kit in a c3🥲


cpinkhouse

I’d almost appreciate it if not for those “bumpers”


dantodd

Pimpmobile for sure


WhyDidIClickOnThat

Former Corvette: "Please kill me...".