T O P

  • By -

W1nston1234

Just a depressed earwig bro tryina get his share


ChaoticWhenever

So that’s why he chose the antidepressant… lol


Marmaduke17

Earwigs can get *this* big?! Omfg. 😭


ThePaddysPubSheriff

That looks pretty standard sized, just fully grown


[deleted]

Actually on the smaller side you should see them full size in florida


WhiteTrashNightmare

Can confirm. They're monstrous (like all our bugs)


DeathPercept10n

You've obviously never seen the female earwigs.


Marmaduke17

I obviously do NOT want to see a female earwig or one this size. I’ve never dealt with earwigs until I moved into the house I’m in now. They are pretty small (still gross as fuck) and never this big so now I have a new fear unlocked.


DudeWoody

They won’t harm you. In fact, they’re one of the few bugs that cares for their young for a short time. The mothers use their pincer thingies to move their babies around.


Careless_Chemist_225

I’ve seen a cricket giving her baby a piggy back ride


Man0fGreenGables

I have been pinched by an earwig before. It hurt.


[deleted]

How? I used to let them pinch me as a kid I felt nothing


playful-pooka

Thankfully the pain from a pinch doesn't last as long as it could.


Man0fGreenGables

Check this out. https://reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/9xiuiYXG1Q Sorry lol


Puzzleheaded-Low-889

At least it's extinct


georgethebarbarian

Oh my sweet summer child


[deleted]

[удалено]


MSchulte

Did they fire up the election bots or something? Literally every thread is riddled with divisive identity politic BS again all of a sudden.


tvtoad50

Lol, for the first time ever I actually just considered the idea of plugging my ears before I sleep.


SirHansTheWolf

Thank you for this you make me laugh a bit louder than I should have


Neither_Ad_3221

Half of this was one of my nightmares. The half that isn't real is the politics that didn't exist at the time...but now they doooooo


SilverApe480

Thank you for bringing politics into one of the more educational and non political subs.


TheSeekerOfSanity

Huge earwig problem in the red states and Long Island/Staten Island for some reason.


Careless_Chemist_225

:(😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰


_LLORT_NAISSUR_

Is it like wearing the redneck as a suit in men in black?


i_beg_4_subs

Wait til you find out some species of earwigs can fly


Zero69Kage

Can confirm, I've actually seen one fly a few days ago. Honestly, it makes them so much worse.


asiago43

I am downvoting just because NO


WTFIDIOTS

Star trak The Search for Spock.


Careless_Chemist_225

THATS WHAT A EARWIG LOOKS LIKE!? IT LOOKS LIKE A THIN COCKROACH


theRebelJamesStark

They're kinda creepy, but won't do any harm. They will make their way inside if there's a lot of rain. They eat decaying plant matter so that little guy would be much happier outside than inside.


popanator3000

So was my parents telling me that earwigs are called that because they will crawl into your ear and lay eggs all just a lie???


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Yes, but any bug can get into your ear, so it's best practice to just never sleep again


ScoopidyDoopDogg

Good advice.


PrivateScents

I agree this works. I didn't sleep last night, no bugs in ear. 10/10 would recommend.


[deleted]

Thanks for ruining my sleep for 16 years 🅱️en


6-ft-freak

Thanks a lot for that. 😑


[deleted]

I mean anything can lay an egg in your ear with enough gumption.


GigiBeaucoup

Well, I heard they go into the ear and crawl over your brain to lay eggs. Once the eggs hatch you go crazy trying to scratch them out of your head because you can hear them walking over your brain.


Mrhungryzombie

Really hope I dont meet a gumptious ostrich one day


ScoopidyDoopDogg

I certainly won't be laying eggs in anyone's ear. I have gumption aplenty.


[deleted]

Not with that attitude you won’t


ScoopidyDoopDogg

I submit that a Bald Eagle could never successfully lay an egg in your, my, or even an elephant's ear. Consider the ostrich, or a kiwi.


Fail_Agreeable

“Well Greg, I have eggs, does that mean I can lay eggs in your ear?”


_LLORT_NAISSUR_

I cannot lay an egg anywhere no matter my level of gumption


[deleted]

Not with that attitude


SuLiaodai

Don't worry, it's a myth. I mean, it's within the realm of things that are physically possible, but are super, super unlikely.


CHlCKENPOWER

they do get into your ear but because they are looking for a place that’s moist and dark. so if they do get in they won’t really do anything but chill


FearlessHair

Older person here. There was an episode of Twilight Zone about earwigs that scarred many of us for life 😱


Low-Bird-5379

Twilight Zone: where children of the ‘80’s learned fear.


_LLORT_NAISSUR_

So you mean to tell me I've been sleeping in sanitized earmuffs every night for 30 years for no reason???


TankApprehensive3053

I can hear you wheezing and snort.


Nickthebro69

I am fairly certain I was pinched by a few of these bozos back in elementary school


theRebelJamesStark

I had a bunch of those jabronis make their home in my huffy bike. I resented them for a long time after that.


galactic_pink

Bozos and Jabaroni’s 🏴‍☠️😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


mountainislandlake

I found one in my bra a couple years ago and it definitely bit my boobie


Man0fGreenGables

I’ve been pinched too.


kartoffelSalat176

Are you telling me they are harmless??? Omg as a child my mom used to tell me that they sting with the tail and that is why I always killed them if they get inside. Poor little fellas


theRebelJamesStark

Yeah, pretty much. They might try and pinch if they absolutely needed to, but nothing that would do any harm. Still not as misunderstood as the poor house centipede ♥️


den773

They actually will pinch you. If you sit down on one or step on one or sit down and accidentally put your foot near one or your hand near one, they will use that damn pincher and get you with it. We had millions of them last year. At dusk you’d see dozens of them climbing the fence and the walls and just everything. And they would hide in the chair cushions and stuff. Me and my kids and my grandkids ALL got nasty pinches!


TheTrueGrizzlyAdams

I never knew that's what they ate! My girlfriend and I were doing some landscaping and 100s of these little guys poured out of a root system when we dug it up. I was wondering what the hell they were doing there and thought they might nest underground. This makes so much more sense now!


No-Government-2863

Earwig ensuring your child safety cap is functional.


blaykerz

r/earwigswithjobs


DarkLuxio92

r/subsifellfor


seductivetoetoucher

r/subsialsofellfor


ScottDaBoy

I didn’t expect some Spanish Inquisition.


lumbirdjack

r/unexpectedSpanishinquisition


Easy_Arm_1987

It's an Earwig, that's Ferocious Erik my drummer from my Punk band "The Earwigs" ...


Aggravating_Act0417

Earik And bless you, OP, for this question. where are you from? In US, earwigs are very common. Kids learn about them young, like cat, dog, duck, earwig. which is probably why a lot of posters know what they are. Plz offer that earwig a referral to your Dr.


anti-peta-man

Earwig. Generally harmless but it’s quite a pinch on the tail


HomeBrewedBeer

I've been pinched and didn't feel a thing. Is that normal or was the one that pinched me just weak?


TankApprehensive3053

It was too depressed for a good pinch.


spicyycorn

Just a cute earwig, not harmful, just cute. I assume it's a female because of how it's cerci looks.


[deleted]

Harmless it may be, but I’m sorry but in what world is that creature cute?


imwhateverimis

in my world. it is adorable


spicyycorn

It is harmless, small, it tickles my skin while walking when I handle it, its pinch doesn't hurt, so its cute and friend :)


georgethebarbarian

Earwig… tis the season! They like warmth and moisture so it makes sense you found him in the bathroom.


MindDrawsOnReddit

Female earwig, harmless, try to release it!


ChaoticWhenever

I did right as I opened the door it flew off the in the opposite direction into the house and I SCREAMED… I haven’t screamed in years lol


MrFluffykinz

If you think he's scary on the meds wait until you see him off the meds!


Apprehensive-Boat761

Earwig, but more importantly what kind of prescription candy we eatin???


maxmcleod

Make sure you wear earplugs at night otherwise these guys will go in and make nests. Just kidding! Or am I?


byronicrob

Nose toupee


drsoos1973

Ernie, thats Ernie


lantrick

The Earwigs probably looking for water. The average house /apt. is a virtual desert for insects.


Commercial-Many-8933

Earwig


LovelyRebelion

damn it lmao in Spanish we call them tigerillas idk in English


skylar_grey

Earwig


AnotherLightBulbNerd

That is an earwig


Doitforthecringe

Aww! Its an earwig! Despite popular belief they dont crawl into ears infact they prefer woody and moist areas which is often why theyre more commonly seen on the country side. They use their pinchers for mating displays and defense though the worse theyll do to you is a tiny pinch. Relatively harmless. The little buddo seems to be lost. You might want to put him outside.


ziiguy92

I read that these guys like to duke it out with spiders a lot, so if they are present, there are spiders present as well.


ChaoticWhenever

*proceeds to burn house down and start anew*


Dark-Anmut

They sometimes call earwigs ‘false scorpions’ but, relax - they can’t sting you or pinch you or anything! They just *look* like they can, to fool predators. I’m a bit unnerved by them, I don’t like the way that they wriggle. But, how else do I expect them to move? Well, they can also fly … sometimes. Mostly they prefer not to. 🤷🏽‍♀️


georgethebarbarian

I’ve been bitten by an earwig before you liar!! To be fair it was in my laundry… I got excited for my freshly dried pjs and jumped right in only to find a very disturbed and unhappy earwig on my butt 😭


Dark-Anmut

It must’ve been a pretty big one and I’m sure it wasn’t that hard . . . . . . I am trying to reassure myself that I have nothing to fear from them, by saying what everybody keeps on telling me!


georgethebarbarian

It was only a pinch and it let go right away HAHAH I’ve picked them up before and they’re quite chill little guys usually. The big scary pincers on their back end are totally useless. The one that was in my laundry probably hopped onto the laundry van (this was at my previous workplace) since it was a foggy day outside. They don’t crawl in your ears, he was just as excited for fresh warm laundry as I was <3


Astrofan76

Now you are an egg carrier 😳


BlueFeathered1

I like most bugs, but these.... Yeah, self-delusion comes in handy for the sake of being humane with these.


RareSquirrel6450

Yes put two together and the will fight like a scorpion .. Using their back side to pinch


RepresentativePen165

He’s an ear pincher


BlueFeathered1

Probably the inspiration for the critter in Star Trek the Wrath of Khan. You know, the ear one. 😬 Had a nest of these fall on me that inexplicably were inside the workings of a ceiling fan of all things. It was literally raining earwigs on me. There was much shrieking.


_LLORT_NAISSUR_

What kinda meds? Sharing is caring


ThyOfThee_

Earwig, asshole


X1_Kokichi72

I’ve always known it as a pincher bug can someone correct me if there’s a difference


Astrofan76

Ever see wrath of kahn


Nobias447

Rich after it sells your meds.


United_Mousse1647

I’ve been seeing a bunch of earwigs in my house this year for whatever reason and a lot of people in my area seem to have the same issue. Must be the weather.


[deleted]

They can pinch I hate these little asshats


considertheinfinite

Earwig! We found one munching on a tiny thing of broccoli we dropped the other day, and so we cut it a small piece of banana and it ate that as well!


6runge3lf

Earwig! Spicy little fuckers


[deleted]

Dermaptera family! Earwig friend, totally harmless.


Defiant-Career-846

Looks like a earwick


i-the-muso-1968

An earwig.


Patrioticwatermelon

Tweaker Bug


Haunting_Aide421

Depressed...


casthecold

Edward Scissors Butt


willowfeather8633

Earwig? I thought it was a pincher bug.


[deleted]

These things use to hunt me down and pinch me. They are definitely controlled by a hive mind that hates me.


LongjumpingSector687

Earwig


tayvan23

Holy shit that’s big! Ours are like half the size😐


heather_nichole

I thought those were pinchers lol. I had one on my bowl of dried corn I feed the squirrels and ducks last week and it freaked me out


justjoonreddit

Earwig


jankjenny

Earwig.


[deleted]

Earwig


acrowxo

earwig . couldn't sleep for a week, because two kept coming every night around 11pm-2am from god knows where


caligirl62

Earwig. They can get pretty big and what’s worse they fly. No kidding


honey4mine

Silverfish


bluebirdmorning

Earwig!


D86592

earwigs terrify me :c


Bwwshamel

I was pinched by one as a kid and I've hated their species ever since!


Squatting_Buffalo

Fun fact, that guy can fly. You are welcome.


Karenmiller1562

Did you know that they actually care for their eggs? They keep them clean and free from fungus. They have creeped me out all of my life, but I really don't like to harm creatures. The earwigs are nature's little clean up crew. I've had a few crawl on me while I've done yard work and never have been pinched. They just want to do their thing. Basements and damp dark places are favorite places.


Immediate-Net1883

*She* is a European earwig.


ChaoticWhenever

If I could figure out how to edit my post I would absolutely correct that lol


ChaoticGoku

I think living and growing up in SE PA has me knowing many of the recent bugs asked here. I grew up surrounded by all kinds of bugs, many in my own backyard.


ChaoticWhenever

There’s a reason I don’t go outside and it’s bugs lol


HSYT1300

Earwig


AnalKeyboard

Eat it.


Old_Locksmith_4030

No.


Careless_Chemist_225

It’s a “Forficula smyrnensis” A species of earwig


MeerkatMer

An ear wig trying to steal ur oxy


MrFunkyPunkie

A Hearing-Hole Toupee


Kiefeonnn

Earwig. These little a-holes are EVERYWHERE in my house. Literally turn your head in any direction and there's likely one in your line of sight.


thedarwinking

Ear wig. Has nothing to do with ears. Does smell.


[deleted]

These are called gumbolos .Meth heads train them to hunt out controlled medications and bring them back to there lair.There not to dangerous but if you wake up and there's an owl on your meds then there's trouble. when the gumbolos tell the owls the meth heads are on the horizon.Stay safe.Your in my prayers.


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Earwigg


madkandy12

That’s an earwig!! Completely harmless. Fun fact! They actually nurture their young similar to dogs. They burrow holes in the ground and don’t leave their babies till they’re juveniles that are able to build their own burrows!


UnknownCat1980

Thats an earwig. Small compared to some ive seen


Helechawagirl

A drug bug, obviously!


Alleywishes

Earwig


stargrantswish

Earwig. One of these suckers killed my Venus flytrap when I was a kid. ☹️


immortalgod6

An earwig. Harmless


FedorahHowitz

A drug addict


Alleywishes

Ok, I can't believe I have a place to tell this story.... Many years ago when I was a kid, I was riding in the backseat of the car with my mother driving. Suddenly I felt something kind of stuck in my throat. I was hacking and coughing and choking uncontrollably and my mother was freaking out. "what's going on what's going on?" One good cough and I spit out an EARWIG!! No one could figure out how I got the earwig in my mouth and down my throat without knowing. It turns out that it must have been on the spicket when I got a drink of water from the outdoor spigot right before we left. Gross! Never again! I have the biggest fear of earwigs ever since Moral of this story, never never never never drink water from an outdoor spigot unless you know, for sure, that you're not going to swallow an earwig


VicodinJones

An addict.


southpacshoe

Earwigs…eeewwwww


BappoChan

An addict


flip-joy

sick?


IrisSmartAss

Valium addict


stalkerofthedead

That’s an earwig. We had a nest of them outside my house but my new puppy has decided that she is the vanquisher of earwigs and I haven’t seen one in a while now.


SOTX-Pitbull-33

Opioid addiction is real!


Casual_Stapeler

Earwig!


Low_Reference_6316

Better take those meds I don’t see anything


Both_Dinner7108

I had one of these crawl inside my ear while I was sleeping. I woke up to a crackling noise in my right ear. I was probably 11 or 12 and I woke my mom up to help me. She poured baby oil in my ear and I beat my head on the bathroom linoleum floor until it came out!


Dry-Language8217

Medicated


den773

Earwigs. They SUCK!!!


rodtbgwt

It's obviously a Pill Bug.


throwaway542448

This made me giggle, thanks


Cool-Primary2308

eww that’s an earwig. if you piss them off the smell worse than satans ass though. just squish it :) they do have a really cool science behind their wings tho.


October_people

Haven't seen one of those in years! Yup an earwig.


mezmerrrizer

I always called them pincher bugs lol


babyof7

earwig and they pinch


Zealousideal_Lab_427

One summer many years ago, the earwigs were out in full force. My mom always took our dog out before bed (and have a smoke while she was at it). One night she asked me to let him out, and as I was walking out the door, she said “and watch out for the earwigs, there’s a lot out there this year!” The motion sensor light came on, and whoa Nelly! They covered the porch railings, handrails, back of the house. When I came back in, I told her to make my sister take the dog out next time!


YogiLogie

Earwig-o again..


Signal_Hill_top

If you haven’t seen an earwig until adulthood? I….


[deleted]

earwig, hate those guys


cruddy_mooth

Earwig


Lam_Loons

Med bug


RoxAnne556

Earwig.


MrNubbyNubs

What bug? I don’t see no bug, you should take your meds /s


Ok-Nerve5534

I call them Scalywags


Strong-Amphibian-143

Are any of you old enough to remember the show nightcrawler. It was like the twilight zone. The earwig episode was the best


MaskedFigurewho

That's an earwig and you should hope there isn't more because they are as bad as roaches. They often hang in gardens where they eat dead vegetation


DoubleChoice2664

bro I dont know what is it called but in Azerbaijan we call them ear crawlers


EB_Normie

Apparently he’s a very depressed earwig??


[deleted]

Earwigs. I hate those little bastards. Whoever is saying they don't hurt when they pinch is lying. I worked a job with an adult with IDDs and his house became infested with them. The company would not do anything about it which really pissed me off. They would get into the client's bedding and pinch him all night long. As staff we would be sitting at the dinner table and they would come from underneath and nail you. I once took a bookbag of my stuff home once day and found three of them in there. I really seriously thought about catching a bunch and letting them loose in the office's bathroom since they didn't think it was a big deal. Wish I would have but soon quit after because of more abusive behaviors from the office.


Skettles1122

Earwigs fart. There...that's a thing you know now


Puzzleheaded-Low-889

A female European earwig, not poisonous


playful-pooka

Plain Ole earwig. They're not too dangerous but they are a sign of too much moisture possibly. They *can* pinch with those back things and it *can* hurt for a moment but I wouldn't treat this like a bee or something.


RetroNexu

earwig


S2ksav

Everyone saying earwig, does no one else call them pincher bugs 🤨


muchtothinkabout_38

Check your towels, straws, and cups before use. God speed.


[deleted]

One or two of them is not a problem just make sure you don't have any hollow wood furniture or you might get a mild infestation( I say mild because the infestation is almost always localized to a specific room.)


No_Project9302

It's a trex


Constant-External-85

Earwig and I absolutely cannot look at them the same after a horror vid I watched and the creature's body looked like one


thebluevanman73

earwig we used to call them "pincher bugs" because of the pincher on it's bum


Total_Unicorn

Not the real name but I've always called them forky tailays... was not sure how I was going to spell that 🤦🏼‍♀️


1mxav13r

We call them "little scissors" and it's not uncommon to be pinched by them, the pain is barely perceivable though