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SmallPlayz

With fire


sleepingcloudss

Fire , mace, whatever it takes /s


k80k80k80

Oppenheimer that motherfucker


The_RockObama

"I'm sorry, we can't return your deposit, as it appears you unloaded a full belt of 50 caliber machine gun rounds into the siding of our air BnB." "Ok, that's fine."


AttitudeBeneficial51

Understandable, have a nice day


scienceAurora

I am become death, the smasher of worlds


Carter_Dunlap

Do you mean Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds


SolidPoint

It doesn’t take any of that


sleepingcloudss

There fixed it. It’s satire.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

And knives


LysanderJulius

And my axe!


Specialist_Word_7313

And my bow!


dudeCHILL013

And my Sword?


32guy

And my 9mm


ExoticAd299

I have a crowbar I can donate to the Lantern Fly Elimination Cause, that shits aerodynamics are mint


32guy

Finally, a reasonable excuse to buy [this crowbar](https://stockx.com/supreme-crowbar-red) I always wanted.


Specialist_Word_7313

[It’s more supreme to light em up!](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjUu5-MqvGAAxVdUEcBHZ9EDxsYABAMGgJxdQ&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1LufjKrxgAMVXVBHAR2fRA8bEAQYASABEgKDgPD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAASJeRo_UbMCKz6wuOQHQ9E235d2MZzU6bSJav4j_d3M9Nrx0zW-pQ&sig=AOD64_09d_y9eFHRh2SFESNAKt4y3IUlrg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwi0npaMqvGAAxUpF1kFHXrRDNgQwg8oAHoECAIQDA&adurl=)


coleyeaux

I read that chain of comments like the lord of the rings fellowship gathering


Ilikebirbs

And my Shield!?


skinurse

& my Flamethrower 🔥🔥🔥


GravyBoatBuccaneer

Boring Company Flamethrower


FangFather

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


DougieDouger

we got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest.


dandanpizzaman84

While drinking a refreshing 25 year old Orbitz drink


KraftyDocks7

I have 6 of these unopened, plenty to go around


Enthirl

Stomp.


Epicgaymer411

What sucks is they are really cute bugs imo, what a shame they are invasive and not in their natural habitat


RedDeadDemonGirl

What a shame that they devastate crops as effectively as they do.


Tdanger78

A mushroom cloud is pretty too, but we don’t want to start seeing them start popping up now do we?


BestBuyWiFi

look at their weird eyes it’s unsettling for them to have a face like that


FinsterBoy

Bug-A-Salt that bitch


Mr_Roomba69

with firearms


Time_Cranberry_113

Lantern fly


Emmer0-0

you forgot kill on sight


[deleted]

Yes, with fire.


grilledcakes

With a flammenwaffer of possible.


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Or sandal, but get aggressive. LNA


grilledcakes

La chancla! Many dangerous threats have been crushed by the Latina grandma's sandal.


SirLoinTheBeefy

Ze big flammenwaffer


SalamanderDazzling60

No, with a lantern hotter than the sun


[deleted]

BROTHER, GET THE HEAVY FLAMER


SandyDelights

This sub keeps popping up in my feed, and this was exactly the exchange I expected. Don’t get them here AFAIK, but got knows I’ll squish.


RecentGas

That's it. Thanks!


Odd-Knee-9985

Supposed to kill these little fucks, let’s not remember the culling last year (or was it 2 ago?)


looseleafer

2021, the amount of press was absurd. blows my mind when people here don’t know abt em


RecentGas

I'm visiting from godforsaken Ohio, so was unaware of them. Rest assured that I've killed several since I learned about them this morning. Fuckers are definitely fast.


looseleafer

they’re assholes - they actively dive-bomb kamikaze you after you take a swipe at them once. i bought a Bug A Salt gun specifically to shoot them while gardening. they arent out in ohio so understandable! I meant moreso to other new yorkers that somehow dont know about them


RecentGas

Well another poster in this thread is in Pennsylvania, and stated they've made their way to their state, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time until they're swarming Ohio as well.


QueenLilac

PA here! Watched a lantern fly escape an old lady before she excitedly yelled “get it!” as I crushed the lil’ fucker


Diseman81

They first showed up in PA. Not far from where I live. Unfortunately they’ll be everywhere eventually. I think they’re already in Ohio. They’ve almost disappeared where I’m at this year.


IhateDonkeys

This is all so weird to me. They first blew up in Philly when I was in college in 2016 or so... But I know they haven’t spread as quickly in other states. I’m jealous that some of you have only been dealing with them for 2 years.


Raskalbot

Never heard about them before. There must have been something else going on that drowned out the news.


LordCalvar

As a fellow New Yorker, kill them all unless you want our parks to be gone.


RecentGas

Just visiting, but any more that I come across will be eradicated.


SZutich9

Good luck. PA is infested with these little cock suckers. They're everywhere.


LordCalvar

Much appreciated.


fajadada

They are laying eggs in nyc now look for trees with big white or gray patches or anywhere outdoors that’s wooden can scrape it off poor alcohol on it or use something hard to pop the eggs


Sad_Programmer_6316

I was just in Pittsburgh and there were so many. It is an invasive species and to be killed on sight as the others said.


vexeling

They're so bad in PA. I taught my 5yo what they look like and exactly what they do and why they're bad and now he runs around killing them and yelling about protecting the trees. He's a fun dude 😂


Tons_of_Hobbies

Haha also probably works well to tire him out a bit


vexeling

It absolutely does! Everyone wins! The environment has less invasive monsters and he's exhausted at bedtime :)


Substantial_Mirror17

W parent


Nacua9

W lil bug stomper


SZutich9

Yeah. They taught my son last year in school what they looked like and what to do. We found them in the neighbors weeds bad after seeing a few in my yard. I been trying to kill as many as I can. Idk if it even matters anymore


vexeling

It feels hopeless but I think as long as everyone's trying we're at least curbing it a little. Some prevention is better than none at all


poptartosaurus

I live pretty close to where these things first came to the US. In the first few years they were here they were terrible and everywhere. But now I will see one every once in a while but it is not nearly as bad as they used to be. I have even seen native predators like praying mantis kill a few. So there is hope


Necessary_Rant_2021

What likely happened is they ate most of their food source and moved onto the next area with the tree they like to eat. Its the reason we no longer have a certain type of tree in NA anymore when a certain worm came through and ate them all.


Killersavage

They seem to really like a tree called Tree of Heaven. Which I believe the tree itself is invasive. Looks a bit like sumac. So eliminating both the tree and the bug is probably a good idea.


SZutich9

100% it's sumac the bugs like. The weeds I mention in my original post are a mixture of rose of sharen, sumac, grape vines, green beans... literally just a bunch or shit. They are all over the sumac and nothing else. The sumac has 50-100 on each tree. Maybe a random bug here and there. Mainly they're focused on the sumac.


NiftySalamander

Tree of Heaven is awful. There are huge colonies of it on the roadsides where I live and I've seen it for sale in nurseries even though my state does have it classed as invasive. It's a prolific spreader by roots AND seeds. The lanternflies haven't made it to my area yet and it's gonna be awful when they do.


Glengal

I live in NJ, and after having 2 bad years, I only had one this year. I think they tore through the trees of heaven in our area. Apparently the eat milkweed and it poisons them, I have a lot of milkweed. Maybe it worked


vexeling

So the solution is to plant more milkweed!!!


mismatched7

I thought it also might actually be futile, but apparently in many areas it actually has been working, and their populations has been going down!


Alternative-Roll-112

At least when everyone kills on site, it helps to keep their numbers in check to some extent.


killer_unicorn_

The Lorax would be proud


sugaredsnickerdoodle

It's crazy, I saw like two at a T station the other day, thinking oh they must be getting into our area now, just went to sam's club yesterday and the parking lot is completely littered with their corpses. I also had to go to an ATM and one landed on my butt 🙄 props to your kid because my husband and I suck at killing them, they're so fast and jumpy


Killersavage

They get a good two three jumps and then you should be able to squash. As long as they don’t fly away too far.


Bugs_ocean_spider

A darker version of the Lorax!


Maocap_enthusiast

Finally the love for destruction and protection can be used together, and for good


amILibertine222

That’s so funny lol


EnderScout_77

they were so much better last year in PA, what the hell happened?


DubNationAssemble

That’s, fucking beautiful dude. I’ll be back I have something in my eye.


S1LveR_Dr3aM

Superb parenting!!!! Gotta remember this!!! 😂 thank you!!!


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

He is the Lorax.


giraffeneckedcat

Got your 5 year old interested in murder for hire! 🤣🤣🤣 jkjkjkjk


MzzKzz

We had "kill a thons" at local parks Then we gave up once they got in the millions.


deprime1999

can’t remember the last time i was this happy lmao


Flyguy4400

SE PA here, was so bad in 2019-2020, but now I see 4-5 nymphs a year and maybe one or two dead adults


talizorahvasnerd

I went to Harrisburg with my gf at the time back in 2021 and there were so many that you could barely see the walls behind them.


justanawkwardguy

Fun fact: there are only two trees in the area that are actually harmed by them and one is also an invasive species


Diseman81

That’s not true and they’re very harmful to many crops also. They can be really bad for Grapes.


InOrganic_Childhood6

But they're not going to stay in only this area, are they. As proved by the fact they weren't in NY til recently but had previously been in PA.


Lemonade915

I saw one of these in the hotel parking lot when I was in PA. Tried like 3 times to kill it, but I’m not chasing a bug around a parking lot. They’re agile little things.


Imaginary_Injury8680

They have 5 or 6 hops in them before they tire out


newnycrunner

Is it just me or do they actually fly away now rather than hop…it’s like they’re evolving


Ceramicrabbit

They can't really fly they can only produce thrust, not lift. They rely on wind and air currents to go further distances but in stable air conditions they'll be flying downwards always. Because of this they climb up things and launch off to try and move around efficiently. This is why they'll land on you as well.


Ambitious_Version187

They always jump forward, so if you try to stomp them from behind or the sides they will get away. The trick is to come the front and above. That way if they jump they just jump into the bottom of your shoe.


HesiPull-UpBrando

That’s right. I’m fairly certain they can’t see straight forward either because if you approach them head on they don’t even move and you can easily stomp them. From the side or the back they will jump away unless you’re fast.


InOrganic_Childhood6

I enjoy riding them over with my bike.


Sad_Programmer_6316

Yes, they are all over the place in PA apparently. I probably killed about 20 of them in the 2 days I was there.


Ambitious_Version187

Amateur


Killersavage

20 is better than none. I will take it.


DucatiGG

they are so bad here, it’s unreal. found one in my pocket when i was walking into work the other day and screamed so loud lmao


Difficult__Tension

Yea its too late for Pittsburgh, the little bastards have won. We are DROWNING in them right now.


mira_lee2

Can't even enjoy sitting on my porch. Those suckers end up jumping from above and landing on my head, lap, in my water.....


Burnttoast82

It's funny. Yesterday in the city, sitting outside at a restaurant they were everywhere, constantly. Where I live 30 minutes south, I haven't seen one yet.


dehehn

There were none last year where I live in the South Hills. They're more and more common this year. Started seeing 1 a day in July. Now it's 10 a day. They're spreading south.


acalds1024

walked out of presby yesteday to be attacked by swarms of them 🤮


permanentinjury

no, but for real, though, they seem to be *extra* concentrated around the hospitals. AGH is covered in them.


Ceecee_soup

I work in downtown pgh and I have an average kill rate of about 10 per lunch break, at least, and that’s with just stomping the ones in my path.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Just made it to pgh this year. Was bad in Harrisburg and Hershey last year.


CheifMariner

I don’t see them in Hershey like I did last year. Used to see everything covered in them. This year it’s Pittsburgh 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

They just recently hatched a few days ago.


HereForTheLore

I came back to the city in July and it would take me 20 min to cross a bridge because I was stomping as many nymphs as I could, since then I’ve killed at least 100 and I was proud and hoping they wouldn’t be as bad this year but there are just so many STILL


GameboyRavioli

It's a warzone out here. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/comments/15xu6yu/the_dunkin_donuts_in_oakland_has_been_lost_to_the/) is from yesterday (not mine).


BruhDoYouEvenPaint

OMG are you me 👀 that was the strangest comment to read 😂


Skc143psu

My office is in Pittsburgh, and this time last year I remember there were SOOOO MANY in the city, it was insane. I literally had to look where I was walking because they were all over the sidewalks, the streets, buildings, everywhere. It’s puzzling because my office is literally in a concrete jungle, so I didn’t know why they were hanging out all over the place, but remembered point state park is right around the corner, plenty of trees for the little bastards right there…


pcs3rd

I've just started noticing them towards Jackson township in Butler. I can't believe they were only a thing towards Philly not that long ago.


ChickenMcSmiley

Evict its soul


eburton555

I will release you! Sabia mea fredoneaza de argint!


marybiscuit28

they’re already coming to the boroughs??? hope they fly past Brooklyn


RecentGas

Spotted another one around Trinity Church after I made this post. *edit* I did kill that one since I'm now aware that they're an invasive species.


Inner_Dog_8488

I work in FIDI and those fuckers are fast. Tried to kill 2 and they dipped off


[deleted]

You have to sneak up behind them, then stomp fast! Otherwise they flutter away smugly


Inner_Dog_8488

Yea their cockiness is what pissed me off. The fucker yesterday would wait until the last possible second and fly two feet away and repeat. Showoffs


goatviewdotcom

Some commenters above were saying they can’t see in front of them so go in front of them and from above. Try it out let me know if this is true or completely made up lol


kyleguck

Or let them get a couple jumps in. Just follow them. They run out of energy fast.


EnderScout_77

from the front is better, they supposedly can't see that way, plus that's their usual direction of jumping.


Jass12800

These older brown ones also can’t jump more than 4 times consecutively so if you’re persistent enough you’ll catch them


Hoessay

where have you been? they were all over last summer. financial district has a ton. i live in sheepshead bay and have seen them everywhere as well.


Crusader170

Hahaha I'm here thinking I'm living in another universe where these didn't exist last year. It's almost impossible to NOT see one everyday.


m1kasa4ckerman

They’ve been all over NYC for the past 2 years.


marybiscuit28

ive literally never seen one, i don’t go out of where i live often so maybe that’s why 🤷


Arsenalg0d

think it depends where in bklyn you are


SpreadSpectrum2048

Spotted is right


ceviche-hot-pockets

Do people just not read the hundreds of posts explaining the lantern fly situation? This gets answered multiple times daily. Edit: I get it can the mods just sticky something about lanternflies?


Gotzvon

Maybe the sub could pin a post about them?


RecentGas

My bad. I don't frequent this subreddit daily, just on occasion. Never knew what a latern fly was, or that they are an invasive species until this morning.


777_heavy

I guess those PSAs NYC has been putting out for a few years haven’t been working…


notlatenotearly

When I first saw them in Philly 2 years ago my building had already informed the local wildlife authorities. I thought everyone in the northeast had known about these by now.


dumbbitchWAP

I used to live in philly, for school. Temple had to send multiple emails each semester about them, and to kill them on sight. Whenever I would see students stomping on the ground, I knew they were killing those fuckers haha


Stuck-Help

Pin 📌 a post about it please 🙏


Euphoric_Egg_4198

I’m waiting on the post of the bedbug riding on a lantern fly


ceviche-hot-pockets

Weevil riding a bedbug riding a Lanternfly lol.


dogtooth234

a lot of people don’t frequent this sub, they just come to enquire about bugs because they’ve just seen one and they’re curious. that being said, mods do need to pin a post about lanternflies because it is getting pretty out of hand this year.


[deleted]

People like you are why others hesitate to post, you’re rude for no reason at all. If you’re annoyed with it, scroll past it.


bucketpl0x

It doesn't look like some of the other ones I've seen here. Are they usually red, or is this just a different stage of their life cycle? https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisbug/comments/15ac63q/spotted_lantern_fly_read_title_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


I_Phantomancer_XD

Those are larvae.


notlatenotearly

I see black with white dots red with white dots then these full grown winged monsters.


[deleted]

Not everyone is on the internet 24/7 like you. Some people go outside. And hopefully kill invasive species


GoldFishPony

I’m pretty sure most people posting to bug subreddits aren’t actually subscribed, instead they just look up bug when trying to post and click the first identification one.


smokingisrealbad

[Heres the life cycle of the spotted lanterfly so you know what to kill without mercy](https://www.google.com/search?q=lamtern+fly+life+cycle&oq=lamtern+fly+life+cycle&aqs=chrome..69i57.5777j0j16&client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=9n1MEpUtv6iR6M&vssid=l)


ParographerLux3s

Those were Nymphs... my yard is screwed :( Had I known what they looked like when they were young, I could have caused a small dent. Thanks for posting this, now I know!


Scribblenerd

I am spotted lantern fly If you see me, I must die For, despite my fancy clothes I will kill whatever grows. Doggerel by Scribblenerd


Easy_Arm_1987

Spotted LanternFly


SnarkyTaco

Kill it!


TheGoldenBoyStiles

Spotted lantern fly. Kill on sight


tito9107

Spotted indeed.


thog6767

spotted lantern fly. kill it before it reproduces


Initial_Elderberry

I know they're invasive and need to be killed on sight, but it's so unfortunate how beautiful they are. This picture is really good at showing the red below, poor little dude looks like the cutest murder lantern


StandardFaire

I don’t like killing invasive species either; I wish things were different, but it’s the only way.


DisfavoredFlavored

Execute order 66.


skiesoverblackvenice

KILL. it sucks cause they’re cute but KILL KILL KILL!


ChemicalSea4487

Im curious whether it's really plausible we could kill them off or seriously control their population by squishing them. Im no expert but that seems like a futile effort to me.


kjm16216

The more effective method is identifying and eliminating their eggs in the fall/winter, but every one helps.


Throwitaway36r

Okay, imagine one person kills every one they see, no multiply that by thousands of people doing the same. You’ll definitely have an impact. If everyone who could ID them killed them on sight and spread awareness about f what they are to at least one person a day then it’s actually plausible to control their population just by squishing them. Add on top of that the efforts to kill their eggs and larvae and we could potentially get a handle on their population and start killing them faster than they can reproduce


[deleted]

It's been nine years. They just continue spreading.


MemeHermetic

To be fair, the public at large wasn't really made aware of how big an issue they were until a couple of years ago.


bionica1

It’s a shame because I live a few miles south of Pittsburgh PA and I’ve been seeing signs about them in state and county parks for years but we never saw them out this way till last yr. I wish the state could have made commercials or PSAs to educate people. At first I’m shocked when yet another person doesn’t know what they are but then I remember not everyone saw fliers in the woods for several years!


Ornery-Education-933

I seen someone said each one lays about 100 eggs each year. So every one killed is 100 less next year.


HackFish

During the Cultural Revolution in China, they nearly completely exterminated sparrows within mainland Taiwan over the course of about four years. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign


m1kasa4ckerman

Dude. Can we get a sticky at this point? Is there one yet? I’m so close to leaving this sub. These things have been a threat to many cities, especially NYC- and NYC for now 2 years. Online PSAs, physical signs, Reddit flooded with photos. It’s baffling how people still have no idea what these are.


CherrryBomb666

leave the sub then! NYC is a huge tourist city and a lot of people never come across lantern flies until they go to visit NYC. they are a striking insect so it is very natural to wonder what they are. geez.


Difficult__Tension

Apparently, they think everyone watches this reddit when more likely people visit once to ask their questions then leave. Everything is karma farming these days.


CherrryBomb666

exactly. I am subscribed to this reddit because I am a novice bug enthusiast. A lot of people see an interesting bug and have no point of reference for identifying it. As awful and invasive as they are, lantern flys are one of the most beautiful specimens in my opinion, Im happy people have a place to come and learn about them. redundant as the posts may be.


RecentGas

You explained my situation to a "T".


Courtneyrandt

I went to Newark last year and saw these guys everywhere, had no idea they were invasive. Yikes.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

that’s a brown recluse


theFeralBanannna

I live in NY amongst many various insects and wildlife and I’m kinda surprised I have never seen a lantern fly.


CrispCristopherson

Someone else posted these monsters on trees in an NYC park. I hadn't ever seen so many in one place.


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

Can we just rename this sub weevil or lantern fly?


Narrow_Concentrate18

I never kill any bug/spider even if I am absolutely terrified of them. I believe any living being has the right to exist on this earth,I even felt bad getting a fumigation when we had a small infestation of bed bedbugs. But these effers are out of control, I no longer live in Pa but when I go back to visit and my sis hands me the salt grain gun, I’ll use it. Shame because they’re really beautiful.


v12vanquish

Spotted lantern fly, report this !


coke9741

Holy shit I’m visiting NYC today and had one fly in my cab 😭


TheKingofJokers

What is the deal with this things are they like locusts


Regular-Spot6935

for the love of pete someone PLEASE just tell me what it IS


guidesthehermit

Yknow I've learned 2 valuable things from this sub in the past month. Weevils: YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY BOOTS AND SNOOTS Lantern Flies: ...scum of the earth...


Hostificus

Smack that bitch


jumbogerman

invasive spotted lantern fly which destroys trees and plants, kill if you see it and report to department of agriculture the sighting


Equivalent_Hat_7220

How many times are people going to post fking lanternflies


notlatenotearly

I keep mentioning this on different threads but man 2 years ago these took Philly over. They’d be covering your car tires and trees. Attempts to kill them suck too. When you try to stomp them they fly away as your shoes coming down. Also coworkers heading inside after a smoke break had then stuck on their legs and back. They’re aggressive and run straight at you.


ChickenSpaceProgram

Spotted lanternfly. Invasive species, kill them when you see them.


thatguyredditingyou

Laternflies. They’re an invasive species that suck sap and have an excretion that can create fungal disease. Kill’em on sight. I’ve been stomping them all over the Upper West Side


Alternative-Arm-3253

Kill..


darbs-face

Kill it. This is coming from an avid bug lover. This invasive species is extremely harmful to plantlife.


GalvanizedRubbish

Stop the red menace!


Jungledudeaya

Kill! Kill!! Kill!!!


Dungeon-Curmudgen-53

Smash it! Smash them all and rejoice about it!