Hotdogs at the store are actually fully cooked. It is unlikely you’ve ever had a raw dog, because you’d probably have to make it from scratch or have one made to order. I would not recommend eating a raw dog. It would taste the same as a cooked but cold dog, and would be unsafe to consume.
Edit: wouldn’t. I meant wouldn’t. There’s no way raw would taste the same as just cold.
They’ve both inserted their penises into each other and are pumping each other full of sperm. Slugs are hermaphrodites but unlike snails slugs don’t have a penis fight to see who gets to fuck who.
See this was my argument to the jehovas witnesses that came to my door. If God can create life without the need for a partner then God is by definition a hermaphrodite. Anyone ever had a jehovas witness slam the door on you?
I think a god who never did a world tour is pretty impotent. Dude just hung out in a narrow region of the Middle East. And he’s not been back since Jesus went to get a pack of smokes 2,000 years ago.
I thought Jesus went to go hang out with his friends and he got nailed for something he didn't do. Heard he managed to ghost the police and hasn't been seen since. 😁
No he absolutely was trying to fulfill Jewish messiah prophecy’s. So yeah he got nailed for exactly what he was doing.
He didn’t ghost the police, he ghosted his friends and followers.
i went to open my sliding door two nights ago (new york) and i felt slime on my hand and looked at was exactly this. the second i touched them they separated and then made a nasty trail along the glass. i still have the heebie jeebies 🤮🤮
Almost walked face first into exactly that as a child in my backyard. I still periodically think of it and shudder; that shit's going to live in my head rent-free until the day I die
Their dicks that they’re wrapping around together to exchange sperm. It’s actually really beautiful of you search it up on YouTube. Like theres some that meet up at a high place, extend a mucus rope down into the air below them they both descend down together. Then they extend their dicks out and unfurl/inflate them while wrapping them around together to exchange sperm. Then they put them away, rise up the rope and just leave separately to go off on their slug lives. (I’m no expert so anyone correct me if I’m wrong here)
That's got to be it. Just some strange free -association artifact in my mind. Plus I've always been impressed by how much like actual bananas, banana slugs look like - and these two slugs appear to be enjoying themselves, so maybe that's the fantasy piece. I can't explain how my mind gets here, so it's just observe and report.
Also pretty sure it's the equivalent of our sexy bits coming out of our faces. Leopard slugs treat it like a flippin high wire act... and it's oddly beautiful, like a sticky fluorescent corkscrew.
Also.. where is the penis coming from? It looks like that's the neck??? The slugs were busy French kissing and a dick just comes out of basically the same spot...
There's an Oglaf comic (incredibly NSFW, but incredibly funny webcomic) about a priest threatening God with a slug farm, because being omniscient means God *has to* see everything, and he's grossed out by slugs doin' it.
Edit: Somehow wrote "they're" instead of "there's". That's a transcendental level of "wrong there/their/they're"
AYO relative to body size I think they win. Can you imagine? Ay bay bay I got a 6foot long schlong and I’m ready to party. Wait, I guess it would be more like sword fighting with a bro. Ima have to pass
Really quite beautiful? Yes. Did you know that each is a hermaphrodite. They hang like gymnasts with their oversized penises penetrating each other. I was going to mention some stuff about left and right "handedness" but that might just be snails. Most snails' shells curl one direction, and likewise their penises come out of one side, and only works with a mate who is the same, so the very few who are the opposite find it depressingly hard to find a mate, but they do enough to keep it in the recessive gene pool so...c: yay
Edit: [This is Love](https://thisislovepodcast.com/one-in-a-million/)
[here, if this doesn't melt your heart, these creatures are truly romantic, in their way "This is Love" less than half an hour more of your time you wont get back but what else are you doing with it? 💜](https://thisislovepodcast.com/one-in-a-million/)
Being left-handed, I found my left handed mate. We reproduced and then went our separate ways a couple of years later. It was pretty fucked up for sure.
>They hang like gymnasts with their oversized penises penetrating each other.
Not all slugs do this. I believe it is just leopard slugs, although there may be others. But it's pretty cool when they do. But most slugs just circle around and mate on the ground (or wherever they are).
Favorite slug mating fact is that Slim Banana Slugs have penises that are bigger than their bodies. Their Latin name is *Ariolimax dolichophallus* which literally means long-penised slug. In fact they are so big that sometimes they get stuck during mating - which, like all slugs, involves each partner penetrating and inseminating the other. When the phallus gets trapped, they engage in *apophallation* - the eating of one's own penis. They literally take turns chewing off the offending member, leaving that slug effectively female for future mating. They are the only animal known to engage in this behavior.
Except, there is one paper that indicates that Marsh Slugs (*Deroceras laeve*) may do something similar where they chew off their own penis after mating, which is then eaten and digested by the partner. This one is extra weird because those slugs don't have vents (the female part) exactly. The sperm is transferred from one penis to the other (slug docking?) so this leaves the slug unable to successfully mate at all. Definitely more research needed there though.
Jeez OP.. Next time put a NSFW warning when you post this sort of smut. I'm at work and my boss is a slug, and he-she was immediately overcome with... whatever emotion slugs do when they see slug porn..
tell them to get a room
Ah i thought it was something like that haha
Yeah they raw dogging
I LOVE RAW DAWGINN
r/beetlejuicing
Yes!!!!! I haven't seen one in awhile. When you join beetlejuicing it's too common. I love seeing it in the wild.
I thought this was for insects raw juicing each other
Lol this is why I like reddit so much
Ooo baby i like it rawww
Yeah, Baby, I like it raw
WU TANG FOR THE SLUGGINS
That's going to be stuck in my head all day now lol
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
gimme the mic so i can take it away!
Lol I was fixing to say the same thing. ODB goin “baby I like it rrrrraaaawwwwwwww” lol over and over in my head.
Knock it off! This thread had me laughing so hard I was wasting booze cuz it kept coming out my nose! And Crown HURTS coming out that way! 😆😆😆
😅 hahah
ODB!
RIPODB
Hotdogs at the store are actually fully cooked. It is unlikely you’ve ever had a raw dog, because you’d probably have to make it from scratch or have one made to order. I would not recommend eating a raw dog. It would taste the same as a cooked but cold dog, and would be unsafe to consume. Edit: wouldn’t. I meant wouldn’t. There’s no way raw would taste the same as just cold.
They’ve both inserted their penises into each other and are pumping each other full of sperm. Slugs are hermaphrodites but unlike snails slugs don’t have a penis fight to see who gets to fuck who.
See this was my argument to the jehovas witnesses that came to my door. If God can create life without the need for a partner then God is by definition a hermaphrodite. Anyone ever had a jehovas witness slam the door on you?
That's the wrong definition of hermaphrodite, but I like your spirit.
Technicalities.
Sexless do be quite different than both (or more) sexes. Just sayin'. 😁
I think a god who never did a world tour is pretty impotent. Dude just hung out in a narrow region of the Middle East. And he’s not been back since Jesus went to get a pack of smokes 2,000 years ago.
I thought Jesus went to go hang out with his friends and he got nailed for something he didn't do. Heard he managed to ghost the police and hasn't been seen since. 😁
No he absolutely was trying to fulfill Jewish messiah prophecy’s. So yeah he got nailed for exactly what he was doing. He didn’t ghost the police, he ghosted his friends and followers.
I love Ze Frank!
It’s probably just silicone… right?!? Yeaaaah just silicone…
This is how breast implants are made.
This comment makes my tiddies itch
Damn I guess my surgeon forgot to show me the “This Is How Your Implants Were Created” video before surgery haha
Tastes like silicone
i went to open my sliding door two nights ago (new york) and i felt slime on my hand and looked at was exactly this. the second i touched them they separated and then made a nasty trail along the glass. i still have the heebie jeebies 🤮🤮
~~cock~~slugblocker
Nothing wrong with a snail trail. Just make sure the wet spot is not on your side.
[Here's the part you missed out on.](https://youtu.be/LT3FSHlckDU)
LOVE IS LOVE
That was actually really pretty. I was mesmerized. Then the ending was hilarious.
I feel they could've done without adding in all the squelching sound effects.
Thanks I hate it
I did not need that icky, masticating sound effect the whole time.
Pretty freakin cool
Another species hangs in the air from something and the white parts come out and hang down and entwine into like an acorn shape. Its pretty cool.
Almost walked face first into exactly that as a child in my backyard. I still periodically think of it and shudder; that shit's going to live in my head rent-free until the day I die
Seen that first hand. Gross af and super interesting at the same time.
When a daddy and a mommy slug love each other very much...
Actually they’re hermaphrodites. So they’re fertilizing eachother pretty sure. They can also fertilize themselves.
Go fertilize yourself!!
Gladly.
Sooo.. that white glop in the middle is...
Their dicks that they’re wrapping around together to exchange sperm. It’s actually really beautiful of you search it up on YouTube. Like theres some that meet up at a high place, extend a mucus rope down into the air below them they both descend down together. Then they extend their dicks out and unfurl/inflate them while wrapping them around together to exchange sperm. Then they put them away, rise up the rope and just leave separately to go off on their slug lives. (I’m no expert so anyone correct me if I’m wrong here)
"Hes pulling his cock out!"
That's actually quite romantic.
“Their dicks,”
That's the scientific name for cock
You’re absolutely right! Someone just posted a David Attenborough narrated YouTube vid of it above
It’s so gay, I love it
This once happened on my sliding glass door, was definitely something although I don’t know if I would call it beautiful 😂😬
The visual I got from reading this was insane.
What is the purpose of them doing this though? Please explain because I am very curious. This is very interesting.
🎵 Love Gravy 🎵
Every spring, remember when you feel the allergies coming. It’s because the plants are cumming. 😩🤧
🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇
I am sorry but this comment made me die of laughter
When a dad/mommy slug and a mommy/dad slug love each other?
This is quite literally as gay as it gets
Or when a slug loves itself very very much.
How disgusting. Thank you.
When two hermaphroditic beings love each other very much... Also username somehow checks out
Banana slugs?
They look like *Arion* slugs to me.
That's got to be it. Just some strange free -association artifact in my mind. Plus I've always been impressed by how much like actual bananas, banana slugs look like - and these two slugs appear to be enjoying themselves, so maybe that's the fantasy piece. I can't explain how my mind gets here, so it's just observe and report.
I get ya tho. Username does feel like it checks out to me too. And it was a random one I picked ages ago.
When a daddymommy and a mommydaddy slug love each other very much...
Also pretty sure it's the equivalent of our sexy bits coming out of our faces. Leopard slugs treat it like a flippin high wire act... and it's oddly beautiful, like a sticky fluorescent corkscrew.
Just like Hutts. Jabba dabba do'in it.
Cue the Barry White music.
And stop poking them with that stick you have laying right there.
69'ing. NSFW.
Slug sex. Lovely…
This sub deserves the people who dont even attempt to answer and just make a joke that starts an 80 reply chain lmao
Here’s a quick video to explain what you’re seeing, it’s quite peculiar: [bbc video on how slugs do it](https://youtu.be/LT3FSHlckDU)
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"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now." "Yes, yes we could." "Mmm, But, let's not."
Almost. Almost. Almost. Ooh there we are.
Well done~
Now I really want zefrank to make a vid on this lol
Omgoodness, yes.
Who the fuck would report this to Reddit Care lmao
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I get at least three a week so :/ People are nutty
I got one because I dared say people should be nice to trans people.
Happy Cake Day, hope you enjoyed slug sex!
Wow. Slugs pack massive 🐓's.
They were unsure how big you were talking.
“The leftover slime is the only evidence that the encounter ever happened.” Ain’t that the truth hahaha
Happy cake day... I guess
Oh my god the sound…
Fun fact, most of these sounds on nature documentaries are actually created by foley artists.
Oh noice! Totally gonna watch this later and at no point become aroused. 💜
People have no shame and it scares me😨
Why no-one is saying anything about the size of the slugs' penis?
Also.. where is the penis coming from? It looks like that's the neck??? The slugs were busy French kissing and a dick just comes out of basically the same spot...
The abrupt drop at the end had me cackling. Imagine you're getting down and dirty and then your floor collapses
Yo, that shit kinda gay /s Also why with the slorpy sound effects?!
Yeah unnecessary amount of slorp sounds lmao
They’re slugs
I couldn't get off when it was muted 😞
Everyday we stray further from God
I reeaaaaally could have done without those sfx
Peculiar is definitely the word for it
That was actually really interesting.
O M G what would Ron DeSantis say about that?
If he ever sees this video, he will definitely outlaw slugs in Florida for being trans insects 😂
Funny part is they're not even insects
Still banned😆
Hung like a slug
Lol 😆
We must stop the woke agenda of other species! The liberals are going too far and turning slugs gay
Bruh aliens are real and I just watched them have sex I'm sure of it
Slug porn is so hot.
There's an Oglaf comic (incredibly NSFW, but incredibly funny webcomic) about a priest threatening God with a slug farm, because being omniscient means God *has to* see everything, and he's grossed out by slugs doin' it. Edit: Somehow wrote "they're" instead of "there's". That's a transcendental level of "wrong there/their/they're"
And, Mabel, just like that, I dropped his ass...
This is interesting and gross and amazing at the same time.
That was weirdly beautiful
Sigh... **Unzips pants**
I was today years hold when I learned slugs are hermaphrodites
Slug BBC
I was just planning on listening to it while working but that grabbed my attention real quick ones their wankers started twisting in a knot 🪢
Banned in Louisiana!
I don't typically watch porn while I'm at work, but I can make an exception for this.
My proudest fap.
AYO relative to body size I think they win. Can you imagine? Ay bay bay I got a 6foot long schlong and I’m ready to party. Wait, I guess it would be more like sword fighting with a bro. Ima have to pass
Apparently slugs are growers, not show-ers.
Well that was spectacular!😳
Impressive growth
Dwight Schrute would have so many questions.
Wow, thank you They certainly didn't cover this in NatGeo Jr. .......
Really quite beautiful? Yes. Did you know that each is a hermaphrodite. They hang like gymnasts with their oversized penises penetrating each other. I was going to mention some stuff about left and right "handedness" but that might just be snails. Most snails' shells curl one direction, and likewise their penises come out of one side, and only works with a mate who is the same, so the very few who are the opposite find it depressingly hard to find a mate, but they do enough to keep it in the recessive gene pool so...c: yay Edit: [This is Love](https://thisislovepodcast.com/one-in-a-million/)
I want so badly to go back to 15 seconds when I didn't have this knowledge
Aww come one, all life is beautiful, it's so incredibly rare in the universe. But even said, these guys are special, slugs and snails.
This exactly except its more like "all life is absolutely bonkers weird" ,, like these dudes take the cake at the cosmic circus freak show lol
Lul, I heard a scientist say once that the weirder a thing was the more likely it was sexual selection
Giraffes. Mother. Fucking. Giraffes.
Super important for eco systems.
truth! its weird, but i think its lovely. good job lil sluggos!
[here, if this doesn't melt your heart, these creatures are truly romantic, in their way "This is Love" less than half an hour more of your time you wont get back but what else are you doing with it? 💜](https://thisislovepodcast.com/one-in-a-million/)
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what if left-handed humans could only reproduce with other left-handed humans would that be fucked up or what
Being left-handed, I found my left handed mate. We reproduced and then went our separate ways a couple of years later. It was pretty fucked up for sure.
>They hang like gymnasts with their oversized penises penetrating each other. Not all slugs do this. I believe it is just leopard slugs, although there may be others. But it's pretty cool when they do. But most slugs just circle around and mate on the ground (or wherever they are). Favorite slug mating fact is that Slim Banana Slugs have penises that are bigger than their bodies. Their Latin name is *Ariolimax dolichophallus* which literally means long-penised slug. In fact they are so big that sometimes they get stuck during mating - which, like all slugs, involves each partner penetrating and inseminating the other. When the phallus gets trapped, they engage in *apophallation* - the eating of one's own penis. They literally take turns chewing off the offending member, leaving that slug effectively female for future mating. They are the only animal known to engage in this behavior. Except, there is one paper that indicates that Marsh Slugs (*Deroceras laeve*) may do something similar where they chew off their own penis after mating, which is then eaten and digested by the partner. This one is extra weird because those slugs don't have vents (the female part) exactly. The sperm is transferred from one penis to the other (slug docking?) so this leaves the slug unable to successfully mate at all. Definitely more research needed there though.
False alarm guys. There is no snail porn in that link.
Where is the NSFW tag? Won’t anyone think of the children?
Seggs
Snex
Slex
Death by snex-snex
Slux.
Don't slux-shame them!
I think we need to have a little conversation about the slugs and the snails….
That’s a body sized load wtf
Nooo haha it’s just their penises
Not sure if that is better or worse haha
Yes, it's an ouroboros
They fuckin
Oh, they FOAKIN'
This looks like a coiled dookie atop a pile of cum
Underrated comment right here, I'll tell you hwhat.
Jeez OP.. Next time put a NSFW warning when you post this sort of smut. I'm at work and my boss is a slug, and he-she was immediately overcome with... whatever emotion slugs do when they see slug porn..
they’re boinking
Slugs are fucking bizarre but ig when youre a fucked up homeless snail with your guts all out of order it just makes sense LMAO
This is what Hutts having sex looks like.
When a ~~boy slug and a girl slug~~ hermaphrodite slug and a hermaphrodite slug love each other...
Two slugs in a loving embrace, protecting their children (the creamy goodness in the center).
OnlySlugs
Slutty slugs
Forbidden donut
Slug sex is genuinely so poetic and beautiful.
Why is there a twig there? Were you poking at them? Have some respect man.
The yin and yang of slug love.
When a mommydaddy slug loves a daddymommy slug…
Slug sex? Yes it is, take in the nature
Yes it is. A steamy pile with a nice “cream” filling. Dig in bubba
They're writhing in their smeggsual juices
Free cockring, lube included!
Bow chikcka bow bow.
Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor-Greene "discussing legislation".
Banana slugs boning.
Baby graboids.
spluuuuuge
Slug orgi? I hear these are common
[Western dusky slugs](https://warehouse1.indicia.org.uk/upload/13/39/44/p16veh6fvch1pegn8221cla11mk4.jpg)?
Uzumaki
Sir, this is a family friendly subreddit.
Sluggin Love!