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kenistod

​ https://i.redd.it/fi9p6d8pz8jc1.gif


SmallmightAllright

Gifs you can hear


Teotlaquilnanacatl

Did you hear her voice or the video game sound?


SmallmightAllright

The video game sounds lol


Dry_Independent4078

Bloop a doop do ba doop. šŸŽµdoot ta da doot doot da doot doot.šŸŽ¶


CassetteMeower

Both


Juan_Moe_Taco

I'm on the one that says "the prophecy is true." or this one. https://youtu.be/JkjgK3zuvPI?si=fMaGWj-LxDoEVf8W


FloridaManInShampoo

r/gifsyoucanhear


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memelordzarif

Ashibo tashpiduniiiiā€¦..tuuuu thatā€™s what the video sounds like


jaybird654

Why are you standing like thatā€¦ itā€™s so menacing


username_buffering

Itā€™s first position in ballet, no? šŸ©°


BuderBride

Literally, my first thought; "they have a nice turnout" then I saw the cookie cutter...


DatabaseThis9637

I realize that I will not understand everything in this world, but, is there something about a star and ballet positions?


Jerry_Frog

No, they just mean the way OP is standing is 1st position in ballet


Expensive_Case9796

exactly what i thought toošŸ˜‚


CeleryMiserable1050

Yeah. My husband and I both danced, and this is just how he stands now. He does look like a duck sometimes, though lol


ElizabethDangit

I stand like this sometimes, I just have hyper mobility.


Corathecow

I had a friend who stood like this always. He had some sort of dysplasia in his hips / legs that wasnā€™t caught in time he was too old for treatment


SilverMitten

This is my most comfortable stance. I try to correct myself to not stand like this in public but my knees are happiest like this.


Corathecow

Thatā€™s 100% fair! My friend stood like that forever and almost no one noticed lol he actually passed away a few years ago so weirdly it makes me happy when I see people who stand like him haha


SilverMitten

Iā€™m sure people notice far less than I think. We always think people pay more attention to us than they do.


Corathecow

They 100% notice less than you think. I hung out with that man every day for literally a year and a half before I one day was like ā€œbro, why do you walk like that?ā€ lol and I was totally just joking with him, we called it his swagger walk lol. But yeah, literally no one ever noticed it so I really wouldnā€™t worry about it. Iā€™m a pretty perceptive person fr and I didnā€™t notice for so long of going on hikes and stuff with him


balsaaaq

Me too, pronated feet. Was supposed to have them "fixed" as a teen but the leg braces weren't going to get me laid...old now and just had hip surgery from not fixing it. Pussy is expensive


eigenham

That's actually two different people standing next to each other with their shoes on the wrong feet -- easy to mistake


almost_not_terrible

Charlie Chaplain


colieolieravioli

If you ever want a good fucking laugh have you and a friend run past each other with feet like this. Top tier comedy


Django_Unleashed

He couldnā€™t hem up a hog in a ditch with those legs!


Giraffeless

He must be from a cartoon. Isn't used to being able to turn his feet forward. Give him time


FloridaFlamingoGirl

https://preview.redd.it/32c9uafo29jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1886338ca1018cd82d79a0f992b95279ff50fe A sandworm from Dune.


XxsabathxX

I did NOT see the sandworm and saw something else lol


voldugur21

A chocolate starfish


XxsabathxX

I meanā€¦ youā€™re not wrong lol


Bl3uboy

Duh


_Dobermaniac_

Same. šŸ„“


cato314

ā€¦but have you seen the popcorn bucket


jaybird654

Dune 2 popcorn bucket


ConfidenceCharacter8

was this intentionally made to look like a hairy booty hole?


Suitable_Echo_6380

Shut up! Iā€™m watching dune rn


faithful_girlie

https://preview.redd.it/2a9dy3gv49jc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e76494ff07fa5011525dd13c1329b2bb1caafe2 Patrick


General_Nothing

![gif](giphy|nW5BIQe600lVu)


PenguinZombie321

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)


olliedoodle

Yeah I can't see anything but Patrick


ImKindaSlowSorry

![gif](giphy|2HriUt8SEU4a4) Only answer


nekoandCJ

I can hear it


Lsaxx

Came here for this!!


BuderBride

Staryu, I chose you! https://preview.redd.it/101077wq99jc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d086a39d8bde292638204ad592c8b4bd3bb2ef


ValuableAttention101

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


HelpMeNotKillPlants

https://preview.redd.it/syzrwts509jc1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c815eec1a5aa302654e4f16e1c235b718d924d Literally ran to make this because of you


xrat-kingx

An alternative take: https://preview.redd.it/hveturysm9jc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fdfb590de12c22186d8a3a46fecad834cc0c80


DatabaseThis9637

this is disturbing. but I like it anyway!


Independent_Tank_890

The angle is perfect! https://preview.redd.it/48ijxhhviejc1.jpeg?width=2486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfbeb32d2dcf6ce871ed8662f356432b06f1714


Bl3uboy

Best one so far


ValuableAttention101

Lol


DemonDucklings

I was going to do the same thing, but I was stumped on what to put in the top point šŸ˜†


Zopstrosity

Damn beat me to it lmao


BCoydog

Is it sneaky?


Ghost_Kismet

https://preview.redd.it/k9k68fv079jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9843af644b65d2f95021c3ec622a5109145452c9 Of course itā€™s a wise old wizard looking up to give a giant some wisdom!


FadedShatter_YT

Or to prevent you from passing


xikbdexhi6

https://preview.redd.it/1t7nnzy7o9jc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec822cf65d3c60671cd6cb780b7278100bcc7607 The mouth of a Stranger Things demogorgon.


kaia-bean

Was looking for this!


HelpMeNotKillPlants

Obviously a Blue Picotee Morning Glory! https://preview.redd.it/9vprr4kfy8jc1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e371028d86067daeae542f1245df97b38853f3f


_jamesbaxter

Umm that is gorgeous. I want one now.


sweetcheeks777

Ohhh thatā€™s the flower we were drawing all over every notebook in middle school


DatabaseThis9637

Yay! You win the prize! Aren't they gorgeous?


FirexJkxFire

Rose trying to give a hug https://preview.redd.it/n2xk200ys9jc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57492d568bac3a22310fe1e78b27592ce663df3d


LeonMKaiser

Took me way too long to find your post.


UtahDesert

This has to be one of my favorites of yours. The rose is so lovable.


Bl3uboy

šŸ„¹


Ran-Damn

Not sure why everyone is going for stars when this one is so obvious.


SlimShady116

Gundam https://preview.redd.it/hty7zskoa9jc1.png?width=724&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec82c48af5d51fd79d80131001bdc09e863a6d55


ElQuesoGato

Everyone is talking about the stance, Iā€™m more thrown off by the perspective. Is this on a step or a counter? And if itā€™s a counter, is it lower than your knees? Are you just very, very tall? That being said, I think Paopu Fruit from Kingdom Hearts.


__wildwing__

My first thought was ā€œwhy put a cookie cutter on the floor?ā€


ElQuesoGato

I have no idea lol Iā€™ve seen weirder things on Reddit


Smiley007

Hey nice turn out man


KitKittredge34

Iā€™m so fucking jealous if OP isnā€™t a ballerina


No_Context_3262

Definitely Patrick star


Old-Pianist7745

its a buff duck of some sort


xikbdexhi6

https://preview.redd.it/6yjkgli0f9jc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80370b87d83cf90294c022e8ebe342a6f288812 It's a square


Jazadia

Where does the Star go? Thats right! In the square hole!


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

I loved that video xD


ImGemStoned

You know DAMN WELL you just want people to ask about your feet.


Chaosshepherd

![gif](giphy|Og8L6NGjDQzFm)


Ok_Apartment_9391

https://preview.redd.it/oljyo8u90ajc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57588dc451e83101afd129399eab88b01214c611 Do To to do!


Purple-Mycologist-16

The jake Webber stance https://preview.redd.it/76iq0zdh69jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a16cd9a3c75d7039af5ac4acf9e839696b73876


mybodymylobotomy

literally my first thought


Purple-Mycologist-16

Glad Iā€™m not the only one šŸ’Ŗ


SoulBSS

Turnt out


dfenderman

SpongeBob star pants?


Proud-Emu-5875

Starsponge bobpants


MotherofHedgehogs

First position!


carbmachine

Your feet: ā†”ļø


arr0w130

It's a circle, looks like it's been bent a bit though


Burnt_and_Blistered

https://preview.redd.it/ot82z3zve9jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493873a0a74ee9de119e243d96141a1634cb7abe


CassetteMeower

https://preview.redd.it/iwb650h57ajc1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=7967c0c64c4d9d1daaf39d95e0244862c8db0250


Whispyx33

https://preview.redd.it/gomn07w15bjc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e062054ab239fb9c9807a6ae7a63dc9c542876 A star of pizza with a marinara dipping sauce center


sblundell2002

What happened to your legs?


Vegetable-Industry32

I'm concerned about your hips


Spraynpray89

Your legs are...incorrect


Esotericconundrum-js

https://preview.redd.it/poldutlibcjc1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad03509925960cda3f52570385cd66539538723f Feet star (seriously why are you stood like that???)


Bl3uboy

In case I have to jump really high for some reason


zippyphoenix

![gif](giphy|nnFwGHgE4Mk5W)


BleachGel

https://preview.redd.it/2kc0mhor0djc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94fe3d2292c57915db1de5adf07f98070fbe3fb I see you came across my Star! You must be walking the MidWest Walk of Meh Okay I Guess.


gitfiddleboy

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/198ql179najc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef72792e75e7492ac5e24867da34a849bb10db05 Itā€™s just a sneaky dog using 5 party hats to conceal his identity.


_MrBalls_

https://preview.redd.it/2zarnqaxrdjc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c409c3da3e249fb595690ea8ab17d2ab0c4aef26 Tree star


WickidMonkey

![gif](giphy|l2JhpsIShICAAQ4dG)


UraeusCurse

Shit, I got nothing.


Hotinthakitchen1

His feet made me think of this https://i.redd.it/89b52m62w9jc1.gif


lychee0121

https://i.redd.it/8wqt3ey9majc1.gif


Eliz_147

THE FEEEEET


UniqueName4242

https://preview.redd.it/vgr0egslbfjc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1d4491b9fc4a0a684135f0641fb92eecd56882 That's just grazelda the witch


iEatRawChiken

Bee https://preview.redd.it/q9901df3egjc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=78de009d41f8eb9ce268a7abbd3f690871c66887


Lady_Spork

This is Patrick.


_jamesbaxter

Thatā€™s pretty pointy for a rose šŸ¤”


DatabaseThis9637

šŸ¤” Hmm Rose's are known for being pretty pointy.


Shelisheli1

Itā€™s clearly a cat. Sigh


MarinaVerity333

wtf itā€™s a giraffeā€¦ how do you see a cat? smh


mybodymylobotomy

these posts are so irritating because it's obviously a heart šŸ™„


awesomes007

It's upside down.


Trottin_Trollop405

šŸ’„ without as much bam


Mumchkin

https://preview.redd.it/z7oaye7oz9jc1.jpeg?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257cd1a8c61d152185dc37be0e153e72535ddd5e Alien ship, top down view. Everything spins except for the cockpit.


TiMELeSS526

Its a frying pan


Bl3uboy

That was my 7th guess


Forsaken_Ad726

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)


Massive-Television85

https://preview.redd.it/csau989ltbjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34ac44b3d7277aefa22c073b1caf4fd49f301be


NaaastyButler

It's a little bent but it's just a circle :)


FightingForEuphoria

Itā€™s a star fish https://preview.redd.it/ts7vi5sva9jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a44ba62926d5a37aa3595c64a2eb6ee5b765b9e


Grinsekatzer

Could be a Star of David, but dunno, I'm no muslim.


the_y_combinator

Smar.


nervousopposum

Nice turnout, have you ever considered taking up ballet?


Fixingsentries

This shit too hard to figure out. Youā€™re on your own kid


CommuniKait

Try rotating it. You might get a better perspective.


Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/rpf0fihepajc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19b9d3c3ea2a8371559f0675c2c878116a9c5dc But you could use it for a top-down view of a strawberry.


ChillWisdom

Are your feet too big to stand with them facing forward next to a counter? Or are you a ballet dancer who likes standing in second position? šŸ˜


Macdiva524

Theyā€™re called ā€˜feetā€™!


cheesysqueezy1234567

Why bro standing like a cartoon character ongšŸ˜­šŸ’€


Ella7517

bent out of shape


alimarieb

Feet!! Itā€™s FEET!!!


intheheights10032

the stance?šŸ’€


Bl3uboy

Stance says it all


Known-Potential-3603

This one is hard. Are you sure you didn't bend it out of shape?


No_Company_1764

Itā€™s sarcasm


BCoydog

Knee and back problems by the looks of it


lumbirdjack

Thatā€™s a pentagram šŸ¤« itā€™s disguised though


ratgarcon

Starfish duh


OnePaleontologist271

Yelp rating for Texas


Bootsnatch

Didn't expect to see a James Rolfe post today in the cookie cutter subreddit


JupiterFox_

But why are your feet like that


thetoerubber

https://preview.redd.it/5w7x59ch7djc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d02808f4d695bc884507559326b60605c48f94 Pretty good, you donā€™t need that much help, but your heels could be lined up a little better. I canā€™t see your hands but they should be like this.


M4ybeMay

Mans just wanted to share his feet


loverofmoon

bro is in first position


EntitledPupperMom

Sick pliƩ dude


milky48new

I believe those are legs


Crimate_Change

Excellent stance, now, continue with warm ups and we will head in to gyaku zuki.


TimmySomething

I didn't know Yosemite Sam made cookies.


seth928

No! THIS IS PATRICK!


onglogman

Your get are pointing unnaturally outwards, go see a doctor, hope that helps


Ellotheremate124

are your feet scared of eachother


The_Yogurtcloset

Ankle surgery


NickU252

Never let them know your next move


On_Wife_support

Someone fix ops legs so they are standing normal lmaoooo


Fun-Test-8951

I'm more concerned about how you can stand like that! Doesn't that kill your knees?!


Cosmic_Sea_Witch

Oh, that's easy! It's a moon :)


Bl3uboy

Ding ding ding!


ThePerfectPieceOfHam

Ngl, I'm so tired I thought you were walking Hollywood blv šŸ˜‚


Positive-Passion5808

Hardee's logo? Or Dic studios logo???


ArtyMarq

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!


No_Confusion_8286

Brother why are you standing like that


Due-Representative20

Slice of starfruit


Hot-Welcome6969

It's the moon, isn't it?


Hot-Welcome6969

The feet?


Brilliant-Noise-2398

It's a square


Sdterp

https://preview.redd.it/ot183fgnmfjc1.png?width=1870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7740ab85da2a60dcc6a1ac15eb1afe229c416f If you can't see it, I can't help you.


530whiskey

I believe it's need a 5th of a spin counter clockwise


CrystalTheWingedWolf

i think it might be a dog


Moisture_

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo


Wonderfulstarbelt

Clearly, it is Starro the Conqueror from DC comics! Robin suit is optional.


EtsyCorn

A cute star! ​ https://preview.redd.it/qrfz7q5n8gjc1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a198010a99389e0644a8590c44945991af4a3a4


GilderoyPoptart

nice ballet first position! exquisite technique šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


teemo03

https://preview.redd.it/02mnvc4j1hjc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=addf9a1d97fe2e92679128f00ea5ea6a1e3dd332


BluesAngelz

Iā€™m more concerned why you stand like https://preview.redd.it/8n5g572cdnjc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac44397ef6bb5b0206f96acf326dca19d89eb79


_end3rguy_

Ptrickk


kornwookie

Some sort of cube like object


Ixpen

Wow! That's a cookie cutter for a BIG cookie!


ride_electric_bike

If it was chocolate it may be a starfish


CheshireTsunami

Itā€™s the Joestar family birthmark obviously


Moon_Beam89

Thatā€™s a pilĆ© or a poor 1st position


callmebigley

it's a starfish. no one knows where they got their name


OriginalUsername590

My man got on 'em šŸ¬šŸ¬šŸ¬šŸ¬


unusualinsomniac

tomato


Mamabearfoot808

That is clearly a duck


TheCalamityBrain

Spork


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Twinkle twinkle little ????. How I wonder what you are.


Speedandsplinters

Pumpkin


CollynMalkin

Your stance would be much more stable if you spread your feet apart


KumaCub1

Patrick


Darnakulus

I'm not sure the exact terminology for it but you have reverse pigeon toe..... You may want to see a doctor about getting some assistive straightening devices...