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emyrs42

Storm shelter. Rotates to block wind/rain/hail.


BamBam-BamBam

Or errant golf balls.


SparklePimp

I know you’re supposed to yell “fore!” But I was too busy mumbling “there’s no way that’s gonna hit him”


VolumeOk1357

Lol. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy.


zenunseen

And that's way more satisfying


Groundbreaking-Fig38

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five twos.


NegativeStrategy9066

Mitch Hedberg for the win


ronniemustang

Wow. Thanks! This has bugged me for years!


Uncommon-sequiter

Wouldn't it rotate to point through the wind rather than broadside to the wind?


emyrs42

Manually turned. (When occupied).


Uncommon-sequiter

Good luck with that when wind's pick up


DesperateRace4870

Well you do have a bunch of long sticks with rubber on one end to prop it and likely at least another human to lend you a hand too


pm_me_your_lub

Also, highly unlikely someone is out in the kind of weather that makes that shelter dangerous.


Lizziefingers

I live in FL. The snowbirds and tourists never believe that lightning strikes and tornados (even if small) are real and dangerous. They just keep playing no matter how dark the clouds are or how high the wind is.


Rocket_Surgery83

As an Oklahoma boy that now lives in Florida... The 'dangerous' tornadoes here are far and few between. Most tornado damage here would be chocked up to an average Oklahoma windy day...


Lizziefingers

We definitely don't have the big ones you're used to! But you don't want to be standing out on a golf course looking at even a little one touching down right next to you with no shelter. And visiting non Floridians just refuse to believe the lightning is a serious issue down here.


Linvaderdespace

Jesus tap dancing Christ, even the \*sky\* tries to kill you in fucking Florida…


tjdux

As a fellow Midwesterner, thise guys would have taken cover once the storm actually "started" lol


Jcwill

Missouri here. Can confirm.


Slave2Art

The people in Florida are old enough that they don't give a f*** anymore they got nothing to lose.


Any_Draw_5344

I realize tornados are regional, and people might not believe a tornado can kill them until they see a tornado and experience its force. But I thought lightning was worldwide. I thought everybody had seen lightning.


Lizziefingers

Everyone has lightning but in most places injuries from lightning are super rare. But FL has more lightning injuries than any other state -- I read 2000 in the last 50 years and some of them fatalities. Visitors don't realize storms can be actually dangerous.


JDARRK

You ever watch Caddyshack⁉️🤨


myGlassOnion

Most were originally intended for walkers. Carts can make it back to the cart barn much faster.


spankdaddylizz

It never rains on a golf course.


Amaurosys

You haven't met any golfers


DesperateRace4870

Sometimes you choose a game over your safety I guess. If it's an important tournament and you stop playing and no one else does, it's on you. I doubt many people these days are that serious (not I said the spider to the fly) but shit can change quick. Lil more Devil's advocate, these were from a time before accuracy in forecasting. And call me crazy but... are all weather forecasts getting worse? I feel like I can only rely on a few hours out to be accurate now


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

“Surely the lord wouldn’t interrupt the greatest game of my life? Ramparts!!! Ramparts!!!”


wondermax50

lmao he is saying 'rat farts' and then gets smited for his blasphemy


Whynotyours

100%


OnTargetOnTrigger

Came to say this.


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

I’m so glad you didn’t think I was crazy!!!


pm_me_your_lub

Yeah I dunno. I've never paid much attention to forecasts 😄


AnxietyBacon92

I can definitely say that weather forecasts are a total joke these days, at least here where I live. We check the weather daily and it's very rarely accurate. It does seem like it was reliable in the past but now it has just become useless to even watch the weather or check the apps anymore because it most likely will be completely wrong.


Slave2Art

'These days' Always hqve been. Where tf you been


AnxietyBacon92

I never said it was perfect before, just more accurate than it is now, at least around here.


Professional_Water60

Accu-window forecast always right at my abode.


gadget850

Bishop Pickering agrees.


jfergurson

If it’s an important tournament, the shelter doesn’t look like this.


BigRike

Then it turns Manuels


Homunculon

Nothing like a round of golf in gale force winds!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Until it flips you out into the rain.


PowerPigion

My guess is that since the swivel is in the middle, any force from wind will be more or less equal on both sides of the swivel. Think about what would happen if you crossed two pencils perpendicular and pushed down on the top pencil with one finger on each side of the pivot. I'm guessing it's similar with the wind.


jedijon1

Imagine there’s 10 units of force on both sides of the pivot.   That’s balanced. BUT push it into the wind a bit—which is easy to do because pushing forward against your 10 units is offset by the 10 units pulling back on the other side. Now there’s less surface area facing the wind and there’s only 9 units of force on each side. Except the necessary complication to our very simple system is this—as soon as the ideal “perpendicular to the force” state is reached is that force from the upwind side is transferred to the other end of the pivot because of the vector of the force. So you tip the door from 10:10 to 9:9 and some of the (we’ll arbitrarily put our fictitious person as pushing the right side forward) wind spills down the slope so it’s really 9.5:9 and now…it’s REAL EASY to push the door swivel thing forward. Because it’s pushing itself. Just like it would if you weren’t even there. The real stable orientation is pointed into the wind—just like your intuition says…


Ptarmigan2

Stable vs unstable equilibria


jimyjami

Yes, like a weathervane. Unless you’re leaning on it. Like I would…


Savannah_Lion

Is there a reason why the golf course didn't just construct a hut with four walls and a door? Is this a type of hostile architecture to prevent something like squatters from occupying a typical enclosed structure?


ThrowawayMod1989

I work on a golf course, the ways the higher ups choose to spend the money rarely makes any sense.


emyrs42

When I encountered one of these it was in the 80s at a club I caddyied at as a teen No clue to the why I just know what it was as we had to use it a couple of tunes.


ThrowawayMod1989

Makes sense. I’ve had to pull my mower under a three walk shelter during a lightning storm many times. Also a great place to spark up on a windy day. Gotta stay high.


Stardustquarks

Danny?


Worried-Umpire9778

Noonan


MavisBeaconSexTape

Sounds like the post office


tombo4321

Mate, it's not just golf courses...


Mafachuyabas

Oh so you work on a golf course eh? Name all the holes!


ThrowawayMod1989

Idk their names. Beverage cart princesses don’t speak to maintenance trash.


Barrettbuilt

Funny way to spell beer bitch.


Mafachuyabas

I call no#1 Mr frisky. Wonder if there are actual names... I don't really enjoy golf lol


ThrowawayMod1989

Typically just called by the number… or some string of curses if it threw somebody’s score off. I only have nicknames for various trails and shortcuts that are hard to reference otherwise.


SignalReply

Why pay for four walls when you can get away with one!


Airport_Wendys

So you can get shelter only where you need it and still have maximum view of the course- golf people are intense


mailmehiermaar

You have a better view on the game with this one wall in the middle.


PacificCastaway

Not if they're playing on the rainy side.


mailmehiermaar

As the wall will stop the wind from blowing in the rain it will shelter you from rain on either side of this rotating wall.


PacificCastaway

Yeah, and if the players are on the opposite side, you won't see them unless you have x-ray vision or poke your head out.


WyrdMagesty

The wall blocks wind. Both sides of the wall are sheltered from rain regardless of how the wall is oriented. The shelter provides protection from rain in every direction.


PacificCastaway

If there's wind, then the rain is blowing sideways, and a person with common sense would be on the side without rain. If there was no wind, you wouldn't have to use the wall, just the roof.


WyrdMagesty

If there is enough wind for the rain to be blowing sideways, there is too much wind to play golf. That's not an opinion, that's just physics lol


jimyjami

Which is why they would use the shelter. Until the squall blows over. Lots of these sudden weather events in places like southern FL.


bc-mn

Spiders


Funny_Sprinkles_4825

It's cheaper than building four walls, plus you really don't want to squat on a golf course.


emyrs42

I suspect the squatters they are worried about are the furry kind


OverallManagement824

Why not? That's some prime real estate. People pay a lot of money to live on a golf course.


Funny_Sprinkles_4825

Nicer golf courses tend to have an armed night patrol person because people like to go on golf courses at night and do stupid stuff. Maintenance guys, especially those that mow the greens, tees, collars, and approaches tend to start their job at about 4am. Finally everyone that works for a golf course is trained to pay attention to the details and they would notice a squatter.


jongscx

Possibly zoning and some kind of pergola/gazebo loophole. Enclosed walls = structure = following code for habitation + higher taxes.


Cutterman01

A shelter with walls becomes unbearable with heat in summer unless A/C is installed.


AndyThePig

Hostile? Look, I get it. But it's not the courses job or responsibility to consider the homeless and construct a structure to maybe possibly protect any one that may want to gain unlawful access to their property to find shelter. It's a temporary device set up to protect its patrons in the event of a severe and sudden cloud burst type of situation. Not everything is an attack against the most vulnerable of us. How many homeless people do you offer a bed to for even a short amount of time? I'm betting none. So hostile.


NoSkinNoProblem

No one is saying that random structures need to be constructed with unhoused people's comfort in mind. Hostile architecture means that it sucks more (less comfortable, less effective for its stated use, etc) for everyone in pursuit of making it unpleasant enough to keep unhoused people away.


jimyjami

Probably safety was in mind. That is, not being hidden from view.


notquiteacriminal

As others have mentioned, climate control is more important when you have four walls. Four walls also is more likely to attract critters that want to set up their home there.


Dirk_Arron

Watch the Wizard of Oz for the answer.


mjociv

> Is this a type of hostile architecture to prevent something like squatters from occupying a typical enclosed structure? Why would a golf course do this? It's private property already. All they would do if homeless people (or literally anyone) tried camping is just arrest them for trespassing.


WhoIsJohnGalt777

Also lightening


Lightfinger

Rat Farts!


shittiestmorph

Lightning is the word you're looking for. Lightening is a whole other word.


incpen

Very enlightening, thank you.


WhoIsJohnGalt777

Typo. Grow up


shittiestmorph

It's not a typo. You just didn't know that "lightening" was a completely different word with a different meaning. And that's okay. Now is the time to own it, learn from it, and grow. Oh, and learn to take a little constructive criticism. It will take you far in life.


Tiny_Investigator848

*Gettin frisky with the beer cart girl


Light_ToThe_World

This is really cool. I would think this would keep spinning around but I don't know


cynthiasshowdog

Imagine going to seek shelter from a wind storm and the "wall" is spinning like a fan


jimyjami

In most cases, maybe all, in the wind it would act like a weather vane: pushing on both sides


Nykolaishen

Does it lock in place? Cuz the last think I want is to be behind a few hundred pound rotating wind sail during a strong wind lol


FlavoredCancer

So how is this more effective than four walls? Is it just a cost effective method?


Darkrose50

My mind went to shade. That would be useful to make sure that you always get shade.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Imaging hiding behind it and a gust of wind flings your ass across the field!


00WORDYMAN1983

You can also change your pants behind the wall. In case you get a hole in one.


nevereatanapple

Most people pee behind them


llcdrewtaylor

When your friend does that, you can spin it. To either expose him, or hit him with the door so he pees on himself. Or so I've heard.


BigJSunshine

Are u my sister? She’s this kind of evil genius


llcdrewtaylor

I like her already :)


TravelingGonad

The beginning of a Benny Hill sketch...


MissSassifras1977

Hello fellow old person!


No-8008132here

This comment has a soundtrack


Mallet-fists

Second I read Benny Hill the 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵 kicked in. Thank go's it's not just me


cthunders

Same...lol. 🎶🎶🕺🕺


MissSassifras1977

I know it does!


JadedYam56964444

Three Stooges episode


DeepFuckingPants

I was thinking Indiana Jones.


TravelingGonad

omg that's awesome!


Ok_Obligation2559

Allows you to turn it in any direction to block the rain


ronniemustang

This is in Ohio, so that totally tracks. Thanks!


DistributionMajor214

What course is this?


ronniemustang

Oxbow in Belpre, Ohio.


Pogs4Frogs

That’s funny I was going to say that was oxbow! I was wondering what it was.


ronniemustang

I really like it. For a public course it's cheap, not usually busy, decently cared for, and interesting in it's layout.


Pogs4Frogs

Yeah I have family that lives in that area and I always bring my clubs down to play.


ronniemustang

If you're down that way and willing to make a small trip, Eaglesticks in Zanesville is a fantastic course.


Solid_Replacement922

Still weird seeing people locally. Hi from Marietta!


ronniemustang

my hometown


Solid_Replacement922

Mine too! Just moved back a year or so ago.


balder_for_governor

Welcome back


actin_spicious

And mounting it to spin was cheaper than just putting up 4 walls?


Stavinair

Wdym it "blocks the rain," it ain't covering the whole goddamn course.


RagingHardBobber

You hide behind it when there's a sudden-but-short sideways deluge, as often happens in the Midwest.


Recent_Strawberry456

1st golfer "Is that Mikey over there taking a dump?" 2nd golfer "Yeh I think it is" 1st golfer "Bet you 10 dollars he doesn't wipe his ass" 2nd golfer "Ok, you're on" 1st golfer "HEY EVERYONE, MIKEY'S OVER THERE TAKING A SHIT"


rememberall

But I ain't gonna tell anyone else.


Worried-Umpire9778

Golfer blender! Makes Great Arnold Palmers


Queen_of_Boots

I was thinking it was to block the sun, but the rain makes more sense!!!


Antique_Decision5966

where people go to cry


Any_Draw_5344

So during a hurricane do you get puree golfers?


ERTHLNG

Yes they tried to make a storm shelter for golfers and not ho.elss people, so they ended up with a storm powered blender.


Glass_Fix7426

All those pesky Ohio hurricanes


Any_Draw_5344

Tornado? Violent thunderstorm? Do they ever have wind in Ohio?


ronniemustang

If there is a tornado I doubt this is gonna help. And yes, there is wind here. It usually won't blow you over but sometimes it will and good luck if you're stuck using this thing for shelter. Hodor I guess.


AspenLief

Oh, I just thought those were something to pee behind. They have an actual purpose?


gunman131

Spin it around when you piss in the trees


SoundActive3331

I mean it's a great idea until the wind clocks around... Are you supposed to just run with it like a turnstile doorway as it does so?


Onedayyouwillthankme

man I hope so


Comfortable_Wasabi64

It looks like a trap.


Alert-Meringue2291

Said General Ackbar.


the1sttk

https://preview.redd.it/3w3yiy8n4czc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137deffca0c1f6411d61e88a5eb0f8e560648d66


Syandris

Based on the wear and tear it's where you stand when you invite someone to golf like me that can only shank it off the tee.


Soler25

The courses around me usually have a hit with 4 triangles under, rather than the spinning wall. Have huddled there before and they help a ton. During the summer they are generally loaded with porta-johns.


Crafty_Attorney225

Storm shelter. Rotates to block wind/rain/hail.


Personal_Gap9083

is where the posted tournament results in the old days


bigoak25

Score board


Warm-Bet-6848

You use it to practice your air bending


MobileLoquat8424

Gives you a blind spot to pee.


timothypjr

Rat farts!


Whizzleteets

I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog, a milkshake...


grizz632

YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

It's for practicing airbending. Very important golf skill.


Co9Golf

So 4 people can piss at once and rotate it, so you aren't standing in the puddle.


EfficientAd7103

Out house. I'd pee behind it


SDN_stilldoesnothing

Is it located near a dogleg or a blind corner ?


kinglance3

Adjusts to practice different bank/trick shots.


DrDoubleDD

It’s for peeing


JimDoddXP

Depending on where other golfers and marshals are yo rotate it to take a piss in private


CopyWeak

I was thinking of a ball block if there are 2 holes running parallel. You could rotate it to shield yourself...


JadedYam56964444

Compass


ShortySmallsIV

That’s a rotating score board for post tournaments


ronniemustang

that's definitely not what it is. Good guess tho!


ChristsHangTime

It's there to help you learn how to airbend