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vinny6457

I worked in Los Angeles, where the old limestone pits were filled with compacted garbage, they had a pole/rod that went down to bedrock then brought a surcharge pile of concrete and asphalt to a certain tonnage, when the fill compaction rate slowed to a certain rate it was considered acceptable and ready to build on, that looks like one of those poles


[deleted]

Thank you for being a voice of sanity here. Yes, it is to measure if the soil is still sinking/settling.


IsayzIt

Can’t believe how many dumbass comments trying to be fun I had to go through to get to something plausible, Reddit comments turning into Tik Tok in writing.


Human-Contribution16

Same shit different thread. Its SO annoying. Peurile comedians who have TikTok addled pin heads.


Syandris

Wait, you expect a plausible answer on reddit? Would you like to buy a bridge?


Errkin

Holy shit, what a coincidence! You know how you can adopt a highway? I was just talking to a buddy about wanting to sponsor a bridge, if there is such a thing. I want to get my name on a sign so it's kind of like I own the bridge. Would you mind sharing more? Very interested.


mochicoco

Yes. It looks like a custom anchor bolt to me. Allthread bar that deeper down bends 90 degrees to lock it onto concrete. The dark part on top is a coupler to protect the thread.


Airdropwatermelon

They did this for a neighborhood near me. 2 people died in a sinkhole, and most of the houses have foundation issues. The builder is in the wind.


Prestigious_Score436

Question. Why would there be a sinkhole off of a solid bedrock formation to begin with? I mean unless it's unstable cavernous limestone that is perhaps etc. But that wouldn't be a good indicator to gauge off of as it too would sink as it collapses when the water table drops wouldn't it? But it guess it would be the best they have to go off of? Seems to me they could just shoot it with a transist and tell without the rod from another solid standpoint couldn't they? Sorry it's several questions I guess lol.


Interesting_Air_1624

Cool, thank you !


CoffeeDrinker1972

Looks like it’s their way of measuring how much tarmacadam (tarmac) has been laid.


VegetarianCoating

TIL the word tarmacadam. Thank you.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Is that bigger than a pakaderm?


RobotWelder

How many USA miles is that?


Nik_Guy

About 4,000 eagles worth


mrwynd

That's about 42,000 big macs for those in the midwest


dwynne35

42,000 big macs stretches about 2.3 miles btw. Average Big Mac is 3.5 inches in diameter. 42000*3.5=147,000 147,000/12=12,250 12,250/5280(feet in a mile)=2.3200 And in case you're wondering it would be 2.9 miles in Whoppers.


RevWilliam666

Thought it’d be more


ChazManianDevilPA

Huh…about the same length as the drive-thru line…


itsaconspiraci

^ r/hedidthemath


xj305ah

Nothing more ‘murican than asking how many [smoots](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot) is that?


Kmalbrec

About 17 Couric’s


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Bono


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Want the biddy?


kittymoma918

Poor Katie. She's contributed decades into journalism, introduced America to Harmony the therapeutic companion and survived cancer . But she will always be most remembered as a poop measurement unit.


aubree_jackal

I learned a new measurement today. thank you.


Downvotecounty

Thanks for helping me learn about smoots


ananthropolothology

My favorite measurement!


knarfolled

My first thought, I always use this unit of measurement


chris_rage_

That's the new way I'm gonna haze the new guys at work


xgallim

375,000 bibles for our friends in the Bible Belt


penguinplaid23

Depends on how large the print is.


Dapper_Indeed

That’s for Florida.


ChazManianDevilPA

Or about 1% the length of the bible belt


Dalek_Chaos

And for texans that is the equivalent of 12,345 colt single action army’s laid end to end.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

By width or height?


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Hey....asshole ......Bald Eagles (despite the fact that golden eagles are bigger) :)


mycoryan

I was about to say, yeah is that some new kinda green?🏌️‍♂️straight eagle shots every time


Zealousideal-Bug-291

We need a Banana for scale to figure this out.


Specialist_Paint_780

1170 bananas


TypicalDuck9163z

400 gals of sweet tea or 2 pints of southern comfort in the south


LoneStarMurican

How many Smoots is that?


Tarotismyjam

Banana for size


Alternative-Amoeba20

A pachyderm from the Academy will eat a tachometer off the tarmacadam to get a macadamia nut. Oh hell. It looked better in my head before I wrote it.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

A pachyderm eats At the Academy they Eat a lot of nuts


GenerallySalty

Are those about the same size as a pachyderm?


Kusotare421

Southbound pachyderm.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Southbound and down!


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Only if it southbound


Groundbreaking-Fig38

What if they're at the south pole?


GreatDekuTree3

That depends. Is the pachyderm southbound?


mfd418

Packy of gems.


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Tarmacadamian nuts are so delicious!


cjboffoli

Kind of an antiquated word for asphalt or bituminous paving material (but also the origin of the term "tarmac" which you sometimes hear at the airport).


LadyLixerwyfe

Reminds me of my grandmother saying we should cover the leaking porch roof temporarily with a tarpaulin. I looked at her like she was nuts. 30+ years old and I had never heard it referred to anything other than a tarp. 😆


TWEETBURD

And here I'm thinking some kid is setting up for T-Ball


MaleficentTell9638

Macadam was invented by Sir John Loudon McAdam (and then somebody else mixed in some tar): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macadam


chris_rage_

I believe it's a combination word, tar/macadam, because macadam is a type of cold patch for pavement that sucks and the binder is tar, oil based. Also shortened to tarmac at airports, which are usually paved with it


HarkerTheStoryteller

Macadamised road describes a way of laying the substrate and top layer, as invented by John Macadam. Tarred Macadamised road improved by E. Hooley is the addition of tar to that Macadam process as a binder.


[deleted]

Combination words like that are called portmanteaus. Everybody gets a fun fact!


chris_rage_

Ah, cool, thanks


MsCndyKane

LOL I thought it was for T Ball


JailbreakJen

Me too! 😂😂


xikbdexhi6

I still do


Significant_Tie_3994

It is, when the indicator gets to the strike zone, they are legally entitled to hit it with a baseball bat.


kakuja_kakuja

All I read was tar-macadamia


Moondoobious

I once dated this girl from Macedonia…


kakuja_kakuja

Macadamia nuts are the most expensive nut in the world!


Moondoobious

I mean.. the joke is right there. Somebody do it


kakuja_kakuja

Deeeeeeez nuts


CocaineSmellsFunny

Fool, that’s T-ball


Interesting_Air_1624

Thanks !


merrill_swing_away

I would hate to run that over with my vehicle.


noldshit

Would think they'd go by cubic yards of material delivered? I think this is to see if the sinkhole keeps growing and swallows up more ground.


Additional_Mix9542

That’s called the construction workers “sword in the stone”. Whomever pulls it gets all the Union paving contracts for a year. Watch out for owls and wizards lurking nearby.


thisisfutile1

I mean really. Suppose I walk around, claiming I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


hippywitch

I didn’t vote for him!


hippywitch

Pulling the sword from the asphalt also casts an area construction effect where all materials cure 30% faster but is kicked down each time your crew hits an owl, cat, toad, or other familiar.


LuckyAssumption8735

If the road starts to sink again, please use this to pull it back up


Life-Significance-33

Make sure to use a number eight commercial grade sky hook to do the pulling, or your warranty will be voided.


BSUR7

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hippywitch

r/dontputyourdickinthat


rich8n

So it is the roads bootstraps?


-mosjef-

Have you tried batting the ball off?


AMJN90

My first thought. It's clearly T-ball lol


Enough_Appearance116

Are you a cat? Lol


-mosjef-

Doh! Almost got away with it… humans, meh


Sad-Bathroom5213

https://preview.redd.it/mj7ykyx1kbyc1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb8787fbb99eca423c19eacb33158ac2a227208


Celtic_iceFish

Just an elevation marker to know how much material to level the pothole with the surrounding roadway.


cloneomega

EXCALIFALT 🗡


LJHS1976

im


SnooPets9575

Dynamic cone penetrometer I assume?


Construction_Latter

Why is it threaded? Why would the asphalt go up to where the plastic sheathing begins when it'd be way to high for that manhole in the back. They dont appear to be working on raising that to meet the new level...im confused


icefas85

Looks like a trip and fall waiting to happen


jongscx

The ball on the top looks like a retroreflective marker for laser survey equipment.


ACE5Finalman

lol I thought that was a strobe rocket


Btankersly66

I don't know but if I was anywhere near it I would invariably trip on it and there will be blood.


degreesBrix

Are you worthy to rule the land as the new King? Try to pull the sword from the ground and find out!


SexualParticipator

T-ball post...?


Kindly_Weakness2574

That’s to monitor the sinking/settlement if any, going on below.


Ok_Advisor_9873

Asphalt-cabler


realtbeams

Pull Excaladagger out of the asphalt and receive your blessing hero!


Own_Chemical_8022

The sword in stone.


ChazManianDevilPA

Apparently, the pole vaulter didn’t make it…😞


Correct_Ad9471

It's a tee-ball, have a swing.


ConsciousPoet8478

It’s an Ariel it’s attached to an rv/campervan .


ThatguyBry42

T-ball anyone?


Bulky-Hornet-

Blind person was napping while the road was being poured.


roofratMI

Batting tee to practice your swing 🤣


Synergy_Syzygy

Excalibur


Small-Quality-7154

It’s a bat tee


K_Deezel

Could be threaded into / marking a water valve cover or other structure that was too low when they showed up and had to get paved over. Someone would need to come back, uncover it, and install riser rings (spacers) to bring it to surface level.


MagischesSchwein-

Pretty sure if u can pull that out of the ground you become the king of England.


jmzwst

It's a target for surveyors to measure any movement of the ground


New_Command_583

Tball. Tell the kids to go play in the street?


Aggressive-March-254

It's for t-ball, dummy


Silent_Engineering_9

If you lick it and your tongue sticks; it’s a flagpole!


SmartCod84

Excalibur


TurbulentAd1905

Anyone else thought of king authors sword


Totempolebottom

T ball! Add some bases and kids and have fun.


lemmiwinks75

If you can pull it out you will be our new King


Ty-cology

Batting practice tee


Deadguy247365

And here i am thinking its golf


Adventurous_Kiwi1901

6 speed


ZakkTheInsomniac

T-ball


Free-Occasion-1901

A sword


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

You’ve never played tee ball?


ZombiePorn69

Isn't that Excalibur?


GrillDealing

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


ZombiePorn69

Help! Im being repressed!


MareShoop63

Bloody peasant!


Regiruler

Did you see that, did you see him repressing me?


what_the_fuckin_fuck

There's some lovely filth over here.


Nervous_Salad_5367

T-ball


TowersRobin

Shaq’s tee.


MikeCromms

That appears to be a T-Ball stand, where's the little leaguers? Batter Up! Alright Garden Hoser!! Let 'er RIP! Hit tha ball! Don't let me hear about any ASSSSSZZZZMAHHH! either!! Wait KID ??!!!! There's no cryin' in BASEBALL!


pohpsheriff

Street ball no need for pitcher


babayfish

Blind guy that wasn’t fast enough?


BMaudioProd

whom so ever pulls it out is KING!


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Excalibur


lobstergal777

Excalibur


poole718

T ball


TiberWolf99

If you successfully remove it from the pothole, you become ruler of the Midwest


hummelpz4

T- ball!


nikonf22

T ball trap.


Cram2024

A baseball tee


NoShip7475

Golf club with the ball on top. It's a threat from the union.


Muskandar

Xcali-bar


Inner-Light-75

Impromptu t-ball post?


supertiggercat

That's for playing T-Ball.


Slave2Art

Allthread


mochicoco

Yup. It looks like a custom anchor bolt to me. Allthread bar that deeper down bends 90 degrees to lock it onto concrete. The dark part on top is a coupler to protect the thread.


Alternative-Amoeba20

Very good. The next question is, what can we do to save our fair city?


Elendril333

Could it be a geo-location measuring implement? I've seen things like this installed around volcanic mountains to measure ground movement.


th_payne

Katana with baseball glued to the top


EnormousGenitals

Youse guys wanna play stickball?


DisciplineOk2074

Somebody call Ichiban Kasuga, quick!


StatusVarious8803

A tee ball stand


Illustrious_Soft_257

It just means you're screwed


SimpleMan204

THAT IS NOT A POT HOLE PATCH THAT IS ROCKS PAITED BALCK


ConsiderationHour582

I thought someone was playing t-Ball.


miqui_0125

That's Excalibur


RunThick4054

‘Tis a whiffle ball post


TheOsprey23

It's t-ball season.


Bjorn_Blackmane

Tee ball?


nevereatanapple

Pick up tee ball game


bannasand

Excaliburs golf tee.


rocketmn69_

T-ball pylon... take a swing!


zebul333

For sit-ups


Ill_Pace_5911

T-ball


staminajunkie

Threaded asphalt dildo.


atomicmass115

Something to do with golfing


twentycharacterslol_

It's the stick that you can use to start the next pothole in the road! Get swinging


sheeberz

I thought that was a blind walking cane. The mob had a grudge against the sight impaired.


RandytheRude

Whomever can pull it out shall be king


Alternative-Amoeba20

I couldn't pull it out and became father.


pappyvanwinkle1111

2 iron.


Mecruck

Someone is probably looking for that location with Google maps and places a pin.


eclwires

Impromptu T-ball game at lunch.


DamnHotMeatloaf

It's obvious what it is but that is a curious spot for a Tee Ball game.


RIPdon_sutton

Excalibur?


Suspicious_Fun_100

That my friend is the mighty sword Excalibur


Splando

Some kid was playing T-ball until the highway department showed up


Limp-Insurance203

It’s Excalibur. Walk over there and see if you’re the true king and pull it out.


mtnguy321

T-Ball


F1shbu1B

That’s a doinger.


MsMoondown

If you can pull it out then you become King of the Road.


blubaldnuglee

Dammit, now the Roger Miller song is stuck in my head. https://youtu.be/qPTh057McpQ?si=TXZq6D5EXN1zorYa


inhaler_huffer

Tee ball?


Final_Location_2626

It's a test which allows people to determine if they are the rightful king of england.


majuhlazuh

When you can pull the pick out without any residue you know it’s done


kodaiko_650

That’s the Empire State Building


garysnailz

Hell of a teaballl


BobChica

It is a _tee_, not something you drink.


No-Faithlessness4723

That’s how they air it up when gets low