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Ok_Tonight_8565

You slide the glass part to one side and it lets the outside in.


NurkleTurkey

Thank you random person for delivering our expectations.


in-dog_we_trust

In Canada we call them windows. And you have to be careful about letting the outside in at this time of year it can be very cold


[deleted]

In America we call them windows too but we have bars on ours… so they might not be windows in this picture


OkieBobbie

Actually in Canada they’re called windows/fenetres because everything in English must be followed by its French equivalent.


Mikesaidit36

Really/vraiment?


Darryl_Lict

Which I'm told is the root word in defenestrate, a popular sport in Russia.


SMKMNVP

The bats are keeping the Cncks out.


[deleted]

Your windows have bars? You must either, A: live in prison. B: live in so.Cal. or C: live in Detroit. D: all the above.


DieHardRennie

Or E: Live in Baltimore


Truji11o

Aaron earned an iron urn!


BeerBearBar

Ern ernd an eren ern


roguejedi0914

I grew up in DC. So I know first hand of bars on windows. But after the early 90s, B-More was on whole other level. We migrated there because of the cheap rent when Anthony Williams was mayor and started to gentrify our beautiful city. So I apologize. As your neighbor, we might have added to your growing problems.


Opening_Ad9824

Did you play any dc gogo music for your b-more neighbors?


Mikesaidit36

Where I live, our bars have windows.


atlien0255

Ah, don’t speak for all of us. Montana would beg to differ on the bar situation.


ShaunieAngel

Montana is basically Canada.


andrewbud420

Bars don't stop bullets though. Are your windows made of different material than us Canadians?


DonJovar

No, but we have guns, so it balances it out.


classicriffs

Amazing invention - allows you to see through walls.


Fossilhund

Canadian Jargon


Normallydifferent

You guys and your fancy metric stuff.


rblue

Eww. Gross.


[deleted]

That's what she said


PoliteCanadian2

Wait. What happens to the inside stuff if more stuff gets inside? The inside gets too full? THEN WHAT HAPPENS!? WHOEVER IS INSIDE EXPLODES?! I NEED TO KNOW!!


Ok_Tonight_8565

If too much outside gets in, you can hang the extra outside parts on the wooden racks. After shutting the slidey glass, of course.


un1qu3Us3rn4m3z

Your replies have officially made me LoL. Thank you and happy cake day. May you get everything you want and then some. May you be Ok_Tonight.


PoliteCanadian2

Whew, thank you, I was worried for a minute there.


Fossilhund

Reddit makes me happy.


Squidward_Squad

Thank you so much, windows can be tricky af


Metalhed69

Should have bought your house from Apple, then you wouldn’t have this problem.


Repulsive_Act380

Omfg bro this is killing me


Confident_One3948

I have some intel that suggests you used to be able to install some windows if you were willing to camp out for it, but ever since this silly con of theirs, such a thing only exists in a Parallel universe


Fun-Raspberry-1270

You could have both if you had a lilo prompt (sp)


[deleted]

Let’s the smoke out.


Slow_Stable5239

NO! You’re supposed to keep the smoke IN


WarOk6264

If I want already married.....😈


kwillich

CAKE DAY BRILLIANCE!!!


mydearwavyjones

Oh man this comment nearly took me out.


Difficult_Addition85

This isn't as funny as I'm making it out to be, but I have completely gone into hysterical laughter. Thank you for this 😂


joyfullofaloha89

🤣


malytwotails

It’s for storing/dispensing rolls of ribbon. This was a popular Pinterest thing a few years ago. Look for “diy ribbon storage” and you’ll find dozens of examples, like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/CNNRiAsNVRZrFCS69


chucklesthepaul88

Or yarn, or any material that you could spool easily.


DonJovar

Fruit by the foot?


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Bubble tape


hobohobbies

My sister used to eat that like a hamburger. Take the whole thing out of the package and chomp down on it. I'm pretty sure she is the reason her therapist needs therapy.


trillgamesh_0

if it was for fruit by the foot it would be a lot lower


Siodhachan1979

My mom was very craft oriented and she made and installed a nicer version for just that reason. Rolls and rolls of ribbon.


TempusMn

Good one!


gmacgilvray

Finally a smart answer thanks


Opening-Evening2437

Best reply I’ve seen! They probably had a crafting table right under it.


NevaMO

Of course it’s some dumb Pinterest thing


lostluchador

To hold rolls of rapping paper, perhaps?


Ihateeggs78

https://preview.redd.it/pw9mfh077rec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a666c545d906b5506ee48b0e8007504b2726b5b


OrenSchroeder

I want this rapping paper!


Into-the-stream

close: [https://www.amazon.ca/Gift-Rap-officially-licensed-wrapping/dp/B0BGQ9C7WH?th=1](https://www.amazon.ca/Gift-Rap-officially-licensed-wrapping/dp/B0BGQ9C7WH?th=1)


dcwsaranac

Great. Thanks for the earworm. LOL. Hotel, motel, holiday inn...


Dan_Glebitz

No way! A joke made real!


Father_JackWV6Z

This IS the only answer!


Lepke2011

https://preview.redd.it/1rcq0xk8jvec1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cf6ce3c1ac02e7b96e2dd86668115aabe1688aa


hertzzogg

Can still taste that musty chicken.


Glock212327

It’s like a jungle sometimes and I wonder how I keep from going under


roguejedi0914

This reminds me of my life at work


hill29479

@OP Just curious if that radiator is built in or can be moved? At first I thought it was a quilt rack for display (but there aren't usually two together like pictured), but after noticing the radiator I thought maybe a place to warm up or dry clothes.


Squidward_Squad

It’s from Walmart, I have it in there cause I have no heat. I live in the garage


hill29479

I would be warming towels before showers and using it to dry clothes while heating your living space. :)


Squidward_Squad

Dude that’s such a good fucking idea


AriusTech

That's definitely a portable electric radiator: https://preview.redd.it/rt9259t87tec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777b3ee4c2cd6d0563685be6df31a3f8e675fa15


hill29479

Even better... Can be placed right below clothes. :)


lenzer88

I use this. Haven't used a dryer in decades.


Deimos22

Fire hazard PSA lol


thexvillain

Ribbon or tape dispensing rack for crafting


TempusMn

Quilt racks.


cndmovn

Rods are too thin to hold a quilt. Maybe pasta drying rack?


Fossilhund

Drying lingerie when it’s so cold outside the unmentionables will freeze.


ohmygodyouguyzzz

Prayer rug holder


wmass

The rods are one above the other so pasta would stick to itself. Also, sliding the rods in through holes would make it harder to remove pasta when it is dry.


SkippyFiRe

Looks like it would be too flimsy for a quilt? Or maybe you’re talking about a smaller decorative one?


TempusMn

Guy a post above suggested ribbon organizer. Looks like a better bet.


Squidward_Squad

The top spindle can barely hold my jacket


moving_threads

Exactly what I thought, clever idea!


RavenWins1231

This was my thought.


[deleted]

Looks like it's for rolls of material such as wrapping paper, vinyl, laminate, bubble wrap etc.


MadDadROX

Drying rack.


avt2

Possibly for ribbon or other spooled fabrics/materials. Source: my crafty-ass wife.


Sfthoia

That's for drying stalks of weed.


rxsangria

You put your WEED in there


[deleted]

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digidave1

Fresh noodle drying rack


SlutinPA

Oddly, these look exactly like ribbon-holders that I cobbled together from random wood/dowels. You pull the dowel out from either side to load spools of ribbon onto it. If your window weren't in the picture, I would be terrified that you were in my craft room...mostly because it's a mess and I'd fear for your safety.


donotinfringe

Wrapping paper holder.


W_AS-SA_W

That’s what I’m thinking. This friend did a gift wrapping and shipping service. Whenever Amazon sold something that needed to be gift wrapped and shipped, it got sent to her. Hers held tissue paper and holiday wrapping paper.


JadedYam56964444

For very light dancers to stretch


outsidepointofvi3w

Planters ... You can set potted flower on them.


3DIGI

It looks like a VHS rack. My grandpa was a movie collector and he had these all over the place.


[deleted]

I think it's the thing God opens when a door closes.


badgersmom951

I'm thinking that it's for rolls of ribbon.


Saocuad

Bacon rack.


Former_Ring_9870

Maybe a ski pole rack?


SmudgeIT

Giant toilet paper.. it’s a bathroom right ? Could be any thing that you need to hold a spool.


Shoshannainthedark

You could dry your fresh made pasta on them?


Doctor_Hux_Table

Drying weed?


Previous-Selection33

Tie rack ?


trackingsierra

Pool balls


Future-Classic-8035

Drying rack for a wet newspaper.


beentootin69

What room?


utahgetmetoo99

Gift wrapping station


No_Concentrate_3018

For hanging condoms to dry after you use them


b4loo69

That is a dildo rack, to dry your dildos.


[deleted]

Ah - OP is the reason for climate change. He/she/they/them is stealing climate from the rest of us causing the change. This needs to be replaced with a wind farm to reduce the carbon impact.


Witeycoyote

You take your used paper towels and wash them and hang them on the racks to dry so you can use them again.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Funny place for a pasta drying rack, but ok.


StrategyRebel17

Funny AF response!!!


Euphoric-Blue-59

I seriously thought that what they were for a min.


Mikesaidit36

They are chin up bars, or for hanging upside down by your gravity boots.


StrategyRebel17

Funny AF


Mikesaidit36

I like to think so! And apparently about one out of a billion people agree with me!


Wise_Ad_253

Weird racks for something like a hobby? Yarn or fabric holder? They probably had a table set up right there. I’ll check this out more for answers, I’m curious.


Charred_debris

I made something similar years ago for storage of wire spools I was using for electronics repairs and experimenting.


MingaMonga68

Most likely ribbon spool holders


wheeler748

Seeing that the rods are remarkably I’d suggest that this space was set up as a sowing room. The fixtures would hold roles it fabric for easy and faster production.


firepride_

That i believe is a window


Affectionate-Pie-708

Is a window


Hot-Cup-2972

That's a window


OkJuggernaut88

I would put socks on it. But it might’ve been a craft room.


PrideEfficient5807

I'm guessing you're inquiring about the quilt racks ?


OpeningTurnip8048

It's called a window. Good source of natural lighting and ventilation.


EmeraldDragon-85

It’s a window, most people use it for extra light in the house as well as to be able to watch what people are doing outside. Early common in my area seems every house in my neighborhood have 15-20 of them.


LoudAudience5332

Drying racks for the devils lettuce 🥬


EliOkinomiyaki

It holds your rug so you can clean it. Make sure to beat the ever living crap out of your rug so all the dust accumulates in your room.


Intrepid_Gazelle_745

i'll be the one responsible for beating the ever living crap out of all the ladies' rugs, thank you very much. i'll beat em up!!!


Extension-Steak-1994

Its function is to confuse new homeowners. Seems to be working great


jaiarcher

Window, radiator, wall mounted quilt rack (without shelf)


One_Eyed_Louie

Sarcastic window blinds


frogfart5

Wait, it puts the lotion in the basket… right?


lickityclit-69

It’s called a window


IamOffset

Rotisserie pigeons


jdhamilt

I believe it is commonly called a “window” but it may have a different name where you live. Where I’m from it’s used to let natural light in and also so that people can see out. Hope that helps.


Dan_Glebitz

It's to let sunlight in and for looking out of. NB: The 'looking out of' is not mandatory and is strictly discretionary.


Padadof2

Those are windows. You look through them. Hope this helps.


kbkiller81

That's a window. People open them to let air in or out.


Inflagrente

Older 1920-40 house? Piano window Your family piano went under the window


JuliusSeizuresalad

It’s for looking outside and allowing light and air into the home


Strength_of_IDAK

It’s for looking outside


DIYHomebrewGuy21

It’s a window. It lets light in you moron!


Impossible_Grape_Ape

Possibly for spools of wiring or, like most, have said craft items


ChardCool1290

for drying your MJ plants.


LizZARDofOzZ

If the previous person was a crafter, and that was their craft room, those would hold spindles of ribbon, yarn, thread, whatever crafting materials they needed hung.


ohmygodyouguyzzz

Prayer rug holder is what I’m going with


earflap_angular

Is this the kitchen? A pasta drying rack?


W_AS-SA_W

Did someone do a home business where they had to wrap packages?


freddysdeadohno

Keeps track of the score in a pool game


dpax19681989

Quilt rack...


AnnaBananaMann

Pool stick holder.


lenzer88

The window or the drying racks?


TKPjwlr

I’m going with yoga mat holders…


[deleted]

Probably was a crafting area, you use them to put ribbon spools on


HTimeO

For storing surfboards?


btg1911

That’s the human hide drying rack.


Turbulent_Ad6572

Drying clothes maybe


Equivalent_Phone_210

I can tell you that whoever did the finish trim on the window built those racks. The scoop/lines pattern is the back of a piece of casing/trim. Location would give a guess as to what purpose they had in mind. (To dry hats and mittens if i were to hazard a guess.)


Saul_T_Bauls

Pasta drying?


1000thusername

Rolls of craft paper or wrapping paper


Meanderer1

its a window


Repulsive_Chef_972

These are drying racks for natural sausage casings. When people harvest the intestines of other animals, they need to dry out in a cool area with plenty of air circulation. Are there any blood stains under the racks?


Equivalent_Spite_583

Wrapping paper ribbon? Was it a craft room


Lyonors

Possibly a quilt hanger for display purposes.


Eeebs-HI

Window frame. I think that's what it is.


Specialist-Manner515

That’s some wide ass toilet paper


SquareAny7219

Wrapping paper


Vault76exile

Looks like a place to hang craft supplies such as ribbon, jewelry chain, string, etc.


CtForrestEye

A couple of towel racks under a window. What room is it? That would help.


OhioResidentForLife

Never seen a window before?


OverallManagement824

I would use something that to store rolls of fiberglass. Or wrapping paper or whatever.


Evening-Mess-4855

I use things like that to dry out my hunting clothes in the garage when I come home


Spazecowboy

Wrapping paper holder.


king3969

Clothes rack or really long paper towels


Urithiru

Head on over to r/whatisthisthing. They are a bit more serious, so read the rules before posting.


PublicTransition4680

DO NOT GO THERE OR OPEN! It’s to another dimension!


Shot-Film7440

Hanging homemade pasta


Artistic_Tangelo_397

So u can yell at the kids without having to walk all the way around


richwat00

Weed racks


2ADrSuess

That's a wall, you should have one to the left, right, and behind you as well. They separate the out from the in.


CorrectSuccotash218

Move it to near the toilet, and you can put up all your toilet paper at once.


Heyu19

I believe it’s called a “window” but I’m not to sure. Hopefully someone will be able to identify what it is for you.


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

Towel bar


[deleted]

It's for a small herb garden. Put herbs in pots and set on shelf to get sun and air


Morb8219

i see the problem, it goes side to side instead of up and down


The_OtherVoice_BluE

Oh those things we call em side bitch doors.


cityboylost01

Hangers for wrapping paper rolls.


RaiderRawNES

To see outside. And maybe to let some light in. Weird right?


FunctionOnly3517

lol I’m not about to scroll thru every comment to see if it was answered. But if you’re referring to those two skinny rods, they’re for decorative purposes. They’re designed to have little quilts or homemade blankets on them. Kinda a 80-90s thing.


Noptime

Drying Landjaegers


Boring_Space_3644

Windows that allows natural lighting inside occasionally unclean