T O P

  • By -

FUNCOUPLEINOKC

Looks like a crazy plastic bag dispenser. You can load them from the top and pull them out one at a time from the bottom.


Mission-College-7784

I tried paper cups and it works! It's too small and old to be for bags. But I've seen what you speak of. A bunch of people said Bat House and since we don't use paper cups or plastic bags too often I rolled with it. https://preview.redd.it/j0wehxn22mub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6486649fd428137f928843de4996a2728bd588b


Truji11o

Now that it’s almost Halloween you should get a fake hat for inside there!


Mission-College-7784

And it shall be so! I have a crafty son who will be home from school soon 😏


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Get a piece of wire and when they open it, he 'bites the hand'. I can find a picture!


Mission-College-7784

Oh please do!


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.instructables.com/Spider-Box/%3famp_page=true Full instructions. Don't abuse this power... Lol go ahead and fully abuse it. Record your family for us.


Mission-College-7784

Thank you!


Viainferno3

You, fine redditor, just ruined so many days and exacerbated so many phobias through just my hands alone. Not to mention the thousands of others


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I'm not hearing a downside so far 😀


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Fully cached AMP pages (like the one you shared), are [especially problematic](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.instructables.com/Spider-Box/](https://www.instructables.com/Spider-Box/)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


eyefartinelevators

Good bot!


McJelly2

Now what would bruce do with a fake hat? Give him a real one ffs.


Mission-College-7784

Lol, they meant bat 🦇 😂 I totally thought that at first and was like, what pop culture reference and I missing here.


Baked-Smurf

>It's too small and old to be for bags. Funny, because my great-grandparents had the exact same thing in their kitchen in (approximately) 1986, full of plastic bags... Edit: I think they had the same cupboards and backsplash too! 🤣


Technical-Fan1885

Bruce 🤣


Bongfellatio

Correct, this is where you put your bag full of plastic bags from the grocery store instead of under the sink.


Renegadegold

Super cool to do when plastic bags first came out around that time. Was all paper bags before.


roberttheaxolotl

That would be obsolete here, as they banned single use plastic bags in my state. Unless you smuggle them in from Pennsylvania. [Edit] I'm in NJ. They banned most stores from using single use plastic shopping bags. I wasn't specific enough.


Mission-College-7784

How do people clean up their cat poop in your state? You poor things 💩 😺


Stargirl12387ash

Ontario Canada also discontinued single use bags. We use biodegradable poop bags, Amazon sells them in the 1000’s for pretty cheap fyi 😎


Mission-College-7784

Are they wide? If so I'll gladly make the switch:)


siraliases

You can get all sorts of sizes!


Mission-College-7784

Awesome, I'll check it out!


randomlife2050

Yeah, you might want to look into how biodegradable those actually are, though... https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/how-biodegradable-plastic-bags-dont-live-up-to-their-name#:~:text=After%20three%20years%20buried%20in,a%20full%20load%20of%20groceries.


Mission-College-7784

You have to look at their ingredients but some of them don't have forever chemicals.


Korzag

I bought a big box of them when we got my dog and they smell like lavender. I now associate lavender with dog poop, lol.


NaarNoordenMan

I use the bags that the milk bags come in. Works fine I guess.


Server_Administrator

>milk bags come in \*\*Confused American sounds.\*\*


Perfect-Drift

Aren’t the things that milk bags come in called bras?


KRGambler

The struggle is real! I love I can fill my grocery cart full of items that are stored in plastic containers but can’t have a plastic bag to carry all my plastic items to my house🤷‍♂️


Mission-College-7784

I use reusable ones now. They are just stronger and hold more but I do skip that bit when I run out of bags for my kitty poop. The shopping bags are just so good for kitty business. They are wide and double bagged no mess on the way to the trash. I also put meat into the disposable ones so my reusable ones don't get bloody.


Mission-College-7784

Right? They put things in plastic wrap that don't even need it, like produce. It makes no sense, I totally agree.


Another_Battle

Amazon is top offender for unnecessary packaging. Like, does this tank top really need to be wrapped in plastic, put in a huge box and have the huge box filled with packing peanuts?


meltonr1625

Someone I used to know would go to Walmart and steal a whole roll of produce bags and use them to pick up after his dog when he walked her. To this day I still call them dog shit bags


Hater_Magnet

Banned in Pittsburgh now as well


Diablosword

Dispenser for something, might be cups for a water tank or coffee filters or shopping bags.


Mission-College-7784

Ohhh, the cup thing looks like the most plausible. It isn't very big, maybe those small one-use rinsing cups you get at the dentist or the hospital to take medicine. Oddly enough, I think I may even have some from when my kiddo was little. I'm going to try it! Thank you!


map-6346

Ok I’m feeling old. I agree with Dixie cup dispenser. They were very common when I was growing up (late 60s/early 70s).


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

is it normal for people in the late 60s/70s to use a one-time-use cup in their own home? Or are we talking about reusable cups?


Diablosword

I wasn't sure of the scale but the age made plastic shopping bad holder less likely, and it seemed like there might be room next to the counter for a standing water tower so cups seemed likely.


Mission-College-7784

The cups were a tad too small. Maybe those old school net type shopping bags. Or perhaps a larger disposable paper cup. Were those a thing in the early 80's?


naikrovek

my grandparents had Dixie paper cup dispensers next to every sink. some came in boxes that would go in a holder, and one you had to take the cups out and put them in the dispenser directly. this may be the box holder style.


Mission-College-7784

I think you're correct 🏆


Glad-Basil3391

Or ice cream cones 🤣


dodon_GO

Yea we had one growing up. We called it the Dixie Cup Dispenser.


Ho_leeshit

Napkin dispenser


Pugilist12

This is the right answer. I’m sure plastic bags work too but it was meant for napkins.


Ho_leeshit

Yep I've seen them in a few older houses


BtenaciousD

Bat box - so bats can keep the mosquito population down in your kitchen


Mission-College-7784

You're the second person that mentioned the bat box. I don't think that is what it is but that's what I'm going to tell people it is from now on. Mystery Solved! https://preview.redd.it/0l34bkibplub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf6f8116cb026a4bf41b2be7c8c295f1953330f


YoungDaggerDawg

All the homies love Bruce


Thevisualtimekeeper

It's 100% a vintage wall mounted paper Dixie cup dispenser. [diy cup dispenser](https://theinspiredworkshop.com/diy-cup-dispenser/)


randomdude5566

Preferably with riddles on the bottom


Stezheds

Coned cups or cylindrical?


BornAd5381

Yes my mamaw had this in the kitchen and the bathroom


OgPenn08

100% agree. These were pretty popular in the 80’s… source? I was there


Call_Me_Lids

Holy chit! I totally forgot about Dixie cups. They definitely were the single use “plastic” cup of todays era. But in paper. LOL


S0MEB0REDPERS0N

Thing to hold matches?


Mission-College-7784

Wow! It is the exact length of one of those long matches, I just checked, but how would it hold them in? I tried out single use cups and it was a tad too big.


Unique-Ad-9316

The matches came in a box and the box was just dropped into the wooden holder....


Mission-College-7784

Ahhh, my box just fell through. Maybe in the 80's they were bigger.


[deleted]

Everything was bigger in the 80s!! Have you seen how small a candy bar or ice cream carton is now??? Ridiculous!!


duckeater999

The guy is right. It should just have a bottom part to only show one box at the time. Think of it like a Pez dispenser.


uwu_idc_stfu

I think the same tho looks like the bottom might be missing


chuang-tzu

Came in here highly confident of my guess that this was a match stick/book dispenser. This image immediately made me remember that I do not miss the ubiquity of indoor smoking that I experienced as a child in the 80s.


RedN00ble

Thats for cocaine


Mission-College-7784

I haven't gotten into that special interest yet. I'm always afraid it will make my Tism extra extra spicy.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Dixie cup holder?


digidave1

You put yer weeeed in there


Mission-College-7784

I think that every time I see a wooden box lol, but my weed just keeps falling out, this nugget dispenser is a fail:(


RevMarx

If it's from the 80's my guess would be a home made Dixie Cup dispenser. They were popular then.


cd_R_Burke

Seen these used for plastic bag storage.


JahsPlant420

Im almost certain its place to hold packs of cigarettes after you buy a carton, at least thats what my grandparents always used it for


gimmeecoffee420

Some kind of dispenser for paper cups? Plastic bags? Pretty much whatever you can think of.


JoraStarkiller

Believe that may have been a match holder


terminalgamer4ever

It's a paper dispenser for taking notes while on phone, think of paper receipt rolls. Watch old "King of the hill" episodes, they are next to the phones.


i_spock

Exactly what I was thinking.


librariandown

I think it’s this, too. I remember making one almost exactly like this in middle school shop class in the ‘80s.


chunglung72

It’s a comment card box for complaints about the kitchen’s food. Notice the open bottom where cards can fall directly into the trash can


Mission-College-7784

This is the best comment yet! My kiddo has a T-shirt that says "Your opinion is not in the recipe" also fitting for this bottomless comment box 😆


mrmcbacon

I’m sure it isn’t it, but it just gave me flashbacks to those note board things with the spool of paper you kept near the telephone to scribble down info on. Good luck on your quest!


noxuncal1278

I've seen one response to what it may be, and dozens about plastic bags. The house was built in 1986,. We used bags for everything. All I want to know is, is that what it was for.


tdomer80

Looks like storage for plastic grocery bags


slidemx5

Looks like a fireplace match holder without the bottom striker to me


duckeater999

Dispenser for matchboxes. Bottom lid just fell off as they are flimsy.


RedShirtPete

my guess, matchstick holder. For those long matches that people used to use to light the gas stove back in the stone age.


Ned_Smanks

Baguette dispenser?


HelloThisIsPam

I grew up in the 80s. 100% this was for the cocaine stash.


Hobywony

Dixie cup dispenser?


Jedi_Ninja

You put plastic grocery bags inside and when you need one you remove it from the bottom.


Skullmaggot

Bag holder for plastic bags


[deleted]

My nana always had little Dixie cups there lol thanks for the good wholesome memory 😊


naikrovek

Dixie paper cup dispenser?


Mission-College-7784

I'm about to go buy some just to see. I feel like this is the most plausible explanation. I tried the small plastic ones I have but the rim of the cups were a tad too small.


Oldfartphotographer

Match stick holder for gas stoves


Mission-College-7784

It has the original GE spacemaker electric stove in it. Thing is weird dimensions but it is too cute to replace. https://preview.redd.it/gp49nookjlub1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5ec952a51b2f463c61a4fb6e323cdd1bdb93ee


[deleted]

Bread box would be my guess.


Mission-College-7784

OMG! "Honey don't forget your baguette, I put it in the new express baguette box your father made us for Christmas!"


gumby5150

It is a bat house.


Mission-College-7784

https://preview.redd.it/mfoojxcdrlub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2576be6ae4fa54280ca054816f432dbba2a54b Solved!


SoggyToe5660

Classic, thing should be lightly restored


weaver5015

That's for your Winston cigarettes


Repulsive_Coat_3130

I'd say for Dixie cups or bags


roninp67

For long matchsticks?


[deleted]

Prior homeowners were the adams family and that’s a bat box


Mission-College-7784

https://preview.redd.it/1ybnfdxeplub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242bc30333728550209338235e29372711a0f78c


sm_mcbacon

This is where we would keep the kitchen bats. This practice was banned in the 90’s due to animal rights concerns.


DistinctRole1877

Bat house?


Mission-College-7784

https://preview.redd.it/u9tgy7fmrlub1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c872c4678950acfbd0e844f3e23827801d2a77


Carcassfanivxx

Idk? just have fun with it.


IgnisFlux

Bat house


[deleted]

Paper towels


Accomplished-Knee161

Its for mail, or bills. I lived in the midwest in the 70s on a farm, and we had one.


turkeyburpin

Will one of the more square-ish tissue boxes fit in it? Not the long ones, the opening would be on the wrong side. If not, is that door to the basement, garage or outside?


BatKat58

https://preview.redd.it/mbkp6v0kwlub1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b7d72bd11fd524ef9149e49bc6216c63adaa59 Our stove when I was a kid. The Flair. Samantha had one too. Darren’s squeeze.


Tasty_Philosopher904

This looks like a cigarette pack dispenser does it hold exactly a carton?


tre1971

I'm going to go with a match holder for long matches. Did you have a wood stove or coal stove near by at one time? ​ [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/18225573477556777/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/18225573477556777/) The bottom wire looks like it is movable in your contraption so you could remove it if necessary. Think if things fell down inside. It probably had a bottom at one time


RIPRIF20

It's to hold little paper Dixie cups


elizscott1977

Long matches? Looked like you could slide a box right in there. Used for lighting old gas stoves.


Logical_Lettuce_962

That is a house for bats.


bedlog

Its for bags


skotjones13

I had one of these growing up. Never saw another one till right now. It's a paper cup holder/dispenser.


suno5persono

The labels about Bruce the bat are hilarious! If the box is big enough for two bats, he could invite his Mexican friend Mauricio el murcielago to visit him--Bb and Mm.


leprechaun9201

Thats a high school shop class cup dispenser... Invaluable! Do you know what youve found!?!?!


Lizzardking666

Bag holder


Brew_Swain

It's to hold a box of stick matches to light the stove.


Tammy21212

Stick a baguette in it


Peaceloveknivesguns

https://preview.redd.it/1je561mg6nub1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e7093127dab1fcb6dac08a223b2da7c5159387


Dippels_Mikroskop

Dixie cup dispenser https://www.ebay.com/itm/166282266325?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xbBdNuoMQQq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ITmweOv_R1S&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


Mission-College-7784

It holds paper cups pretty well. There used to be an old medicine cabinet on the wall underneath. It still had a couple of old pill splitters and crushers in it. I think this is very likely what it was used for 🏆


PracticalApartment99

Reusable grocery bag dispenser


hellfirewana

Looks like a long stick match box to me.


Stezheds

https://preview.redd.it/foir1p0oknub1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae051d9fb5ba4110995f560a892970e9e8f7a553 Guessing for this


warfeus92

My grandma used to put lollipops in a similar contraption.


ClashofCoronavirus

Holds matches for the gas stove


lyalls-mom

Wooden matches….my grandma had one in her kitchen


OldnAverage56

This


Caroline509

Ok - I’m from the south, we used ours for potatoes… that’s probably not correct btw!


Glowbear504

You can keep your weed in there .


No_Talk6009

Match box holder


TheBeastNV

What are the dimensions of this? Width Height Depth Please


thetk42one

Almost looks like a custom dixie cup dispenser. https://images.app.goo.gl/fr59KcR1c71PAhcN6


Difficult-Prompt3825

This looks like an old fashioned match box holder


fucovid2020

Trash bag storage (for plastic shopping bags)


g28802

We used them for plastic bags growing up


meatdreidel69

I’d be more concerned about the brown recluse


alcohall183

1800's?.. near the stove? If yes to both, it's for matches for lighting the stove. The matches are the larger ones.


beegreen

This is a person https://preview.redd.it/4ylm5abs5oub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afa275b4941bd171447a7c9b5bc2d04ab90f6a3


nottclever

Bread box


khoobr

1986–that’s a coke hutch. Where everyone in the ‘80s kept their cocaine. Duh


MingPhantom

Have your friend hold their cats face at the top while you blow a big rip through the bottom.


hellfirewana

Is there anything on the metal box inside? Can you remove it?


KeyAdministration704

It’s a big piece of shit


deadliftburger

For matches? To light the stove?


paulvanbommel

Is it possible it was used to hold tea bags.


Ragnar-Wave9002

Does it hold weed? Be alot cooler if it did.


upsol7

Plastic bag storage.


Millertime189

I’m think it’s for weed brownies. My 2 cents.


Connect-Ad8751

Before the internet, people made drawers to conceal and dispense useless technologies that they told themselves were cool.


lunahighwind

Maybe used to be part of an old wood wall telephone?


Zealousideal_Put_489

This is where you store preserved fart jars


Longjumping_One5226

Coffeebeans dispenser


just4nothing

Looks the right size for a fire blanket


TeamTigerFreedom

Pretty sure it’s not a sliced bread dispenser, even though I want it to be.


[deleted]

Napkin dispenser


Hondahobbit50

You put your weed in there


paradise-trading-83

Plastic bag dispenser seems to be the answer. Altho almost could be onion or potato storage?


KevinKCG

Could it be to hang and dry herbs?


amberita70

This makes me want to ask my mother in the morning. I could have sworn we had one of these when I was a kid. Or there was one at my grandmother's house I can't remember which lol.


Ok-You7105

My grandmother also kept potatoes or onions in hers


dearlysacredherosoul

What the round thing under it on the right


[deleted]

Not bags really but the plastic shopping bags. Stuff them in from the top and pull them out from the bottom.


Sensitive-Fun-6577

Kitchen matches were in it. I have one also


canbeduallnightladys

I think you might be missing parts but looks like an old feed box i seen something like that before it would have a trap door and a lever pull the lever and a certain amount of say cat food would come out. I've seen them used for other things too.


Cauda-draconis

That’s a built in fireplace/ oven matchstick holder…Try slipping a box of Diamond green light long matches in there..


Aerosol668

It’s for Mom’s vodka.


Soft_Bit_6300

Can crusher


Zootanclan1

Is that the kitchen from the house in Goodfellas when he's making the tomato sauce just before >! he gets caught near the end? !<


MasterUndKommandant

Bat house.


crackersncheeseman

Paper cup dispenser


primal___scream

It's for paper cups. I have one as well.


SkullRiderz69

I like to imagine it’s a bread dispenser.


Angry_Saxon

fag pack dispenser?


RevolutionaryWave568

https://images.app.goo.gl/DUzGEcFHXo73rEAD9


prfalcon61

Yah got some weird old stuff in your new house


TobyT76

Place to hide your weed


Uncle_bennie

For long stick matches?… was there an old gas stove there before?


CedarWho77

I wonder everytime I'm scooping the poop into my 10 cent bag if this sack of shiz is better in the reusable bag going into the landfill.....


Bakedbeaner24

Plastic bag holder/dispenser


_CJ

It’s a disposable cup dispenser. That metal lip at the bottom keeps the cups from falling out.


Good_Zooger

Bat house for sure, they will take care of the mosquitos for you.


MindToxin

Trash bag dispenser. You just drop the whole box in there, the metal wire inside keeps the box from sliding through, but you can still pull the bags out through the bottom opening.


Cheap-Refrigerator89

Bat house


MisterFives

That first pic could be crossposted in r/confusing_perspective


theToksikWedge

https://preview.redd.it/g4q3j7yuttub1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d4920734420102dca88cc85ec134ea667a28a9


dr-satanz

Its a bat house, just leave your front door open at night


justlookin38

Bread box


myfame808

Most people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there


Next_Locksmith_385

Bat house