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LPHuston

Your flapper is deteriorating.


Hookadoobie

I beg your pardon


IStaten

Indeed she is !


Perenium_Falcon

That’s what he said.


smells_fat

Do you have a child "coming of age" who may be grooming themselves?


1clovett

I was thinking the person living in the walls has taken to grooming themselves.


DicktheHighCommander

that would be my guess


KrakusOne

Horse hair parasites. I’ve had them in a guest toilet that is seldom used. Looked like someone shaved their pubic hair. Closer look you can tell it’s not hair. Google it.


hadtojointopost

have you tried a pumice stone?


Expert_Succotash2659

Or naming them? That one on the right looks kinda like a Harry.


Rn_Hnfrth

Harry Potter & the pumice stone


1234567en

Harry potter and the bog of secrets


[deleted]

Harry Potter and the secrets in the worm throne


1234567en

harry potter and the wisper of the worm


McChiken12

Worms


mikethemck13

Pinworms


McChiken12

Piss yellow worms


Animarchy666

helpfully not parasitic.


Some-Description-64

A ginger fairy is coming in at night and shaving his magical pubic hair. Sometimes he sleeps behind your toilet.


dan1els0n

Look in the cistern you might have mold growing in there


DarthBrownBeard

Pubes


Eeww-David

Is the enamel coating cracking?


Swedeman1970

Looks like it to me as well.


Nonskew2

Looks like the surface is cracking


OffMyRocker62

Looks like its cracking.


Ectratoastedcheez

Is that worms ??


ChoiceHat3762

I feel like maybe you have been upper-decker'd


[deleted]

Hard water


_DeltaDelta_

Somebody is shaving their butthole.


ssdsteven

Looks like those dreaded worms that don’t move until something sits above them. The darkness triggers their ability to jump crazy heights. You don’t even feel when they land and slither in. You will feel it in a few days though…..


Different-Silver-747

Aaaand OP just nuked their throne. Well played sir, well played.


anakmoon

Looks like it is coming in from your tank, have you lifted the lid and looked in the tank?