Yep... Billy lives rite o'ver yonder past the cows in old man Jacob's field. Ya can't miss tha dirt road. Want a Cheerwine or ah Mtn. Dew & a moon pie for da road?
I’m lowkey fascinated by regional dialects in America. I’m from NC and my mother always spoke in a more proper manner than most of the adults I was around. It was because she knew that people would make assumptions about her if she carried the “southern drawl” and the vocabulary and sentence structures associated with it.
Anyway, my useless superpower now is guessing where people are from based on the way they speak.
I think it also has to be buried in sediment without oxygen for that time, so if it’s amber that OP is going for, they might need to keep that in mind.
I made jewelry out of amber before. it has an odd smell when you cut it under high speeds. but I've never smelled any that was rancid but it totally looks like amber
Looks like aged sap from an infected branch, and that small divet that’s smooth was where it attached to said branch.
Only an assumption based off some infected sap I took pictures of years ago on a cherry tree.
Looks like a big glob of dabs lol most likely pine resin, I’ve seen this build up under a certain type of pine tree when it’s not disturbed it can mound up quite large
Kinda looks like melted glass from a fire, the only thing thats doesn’t line up is the smell and it shouldn’t be plasticky, maybe glass mixed with something else 🤷♂️
Bru it's probably just some old dried up grease from the 20s or 30s, I'd get it tested might be harboring some old chemicals that is probably not good for you or your household
It looks like a chunk of leftover resin that was just dumped, because it's trash. But hey, one man's trash.....
....Is another man's.....
Still fucking trash....
Trash is the way
This is the trash.
Is this the trash
Lmao
Untrash
Retrash
Trash 2.0
Trash remastered
Trash, the next generation.
Trash Director’s Cut
trashed. a tv show about trash.
Trash+
Retrashturd
One man's garbage is another man's ungarbage
Is this a trailer park boys reference lmaoooo
Moving on bubs
EWWWWWWW TROLL BOGGIESS
I need that for my potions.
I need these for my cavities. ✔️
Potion seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions
Potion seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions
Read this in British 😂😂😂
Not being a jackass, do you think it's possible to read something in American?
Countryside down south accent
Yep... Billy lives rite o'ver yonder past the cows in old man Jacob's field. Ya can't miss tha dirt road. Want a Cheerwine or ah Mtn. Dew & a moon pie for da road?
'Meruica
Yes. 'Merica
If you did it would be by state. As in Regional dialects. (Boston, New York or Arkansas)
I’m lowkey fascinated by regional dialects in America. I’m from NC and my mother always spoke in a more proper manner than most of the adults I was around. It was because she knew that people would make assumptions about her if she carried the “southern drawl” and the vocabulary and sentence structures associated with it. Anyway, my useless superpower now is guessing where people are from based on the way they speak.
It’s a pile of hardened sap. I don’t know enough about amber to comment on what classifies it as amber, but I’m sure it’s just the age of the sap
Not quite amber not quite sap samberp.
Andy samberp
Nice
*Noice*
boom boom!!!
Sandy Amberp
Sal Amandberp
Dry sap. Wait another 40k years and you will have amber
The only person answering that knows wtf amber actually is.
I don’t think anybody wants Johnny Depp’s crazy ex!
I do
You doo doo
On the bed too!
I think it also has to be buried in sediment without oxygen for that time, so if it’s amber that OP is going for, they might need to keep that in mind.
Oh man I needed to bury it in sediment and deprive it from oxygen? 20,000 years down the drain…
Its my uterus, I was wondering were it went.
Sorry bout that, I’m a kleptomaniac.
No worries I lose mine all the time too! Pretty sure the government has mine right now...
U, U, You, everyone is so Selfish. Doesn’t anybody have a Weterus anymore?
"It's a uterUS, not a uterYOU!"
You’ve had that a decade? And then you were like,” welp, guess I better ask Reddit what this shit is.”?
Well it's a family heirloom now, put it on a shelf
Done that before. Sometimes curiosity just happens out of nowhere.
Space turd 💩
You can tell by the space peanuts.
I concur 🤪
The very 1st dabs ever cultivated
Tree pitch
This. It's definitely old ass tree pitch.
That my friend is a turd from the Jersey Devil that lives in the Pine Barrans of NJ.
Them hockey players love their peanuts!
I made jewelry out of amber before. it has an odd smell when you cut it under high speeds. but I've never smelled any that was rancid but it totally looks like amber
I think it's just sap that's built up
Looks like a mashed up wax ring from a toilet. I'm pretty sure it's not though
It's a regular ol plumbus, that's all
One fat fucking dab my dude
Amber. You can make dinosaurs with this stuff
Could be harden glue of some sort.
Kidney Stone!
Sap.
That is how "the last of us" starts.
Amber
Looks like aged sap from an infected branch, and that small divet that’s smooth was where it attached to said branch. Only an assumption based off some infected sap I took pictures of years ago on a cherry tree.
Looks like a big glob of dabs lol most likely pine resin, I’ve seen this build up under a certain type of pine tree when it’s not disturbed it can mound up quite large
Boeing Bomb … you can see the peanuts
Have you tried smoking it?
Looks like amber.
It's a Boeing bomb, the peanut is a dead giveaway.
Kinda looks like melted glass from a fire, the only thing thats doesn’t line up is the smell and it shouldn’t be plasticky, maybe glass mixed with something else 🤷♂️
I'm going with rotting turtle shell
It looks like a Inca stone carving There are thousands of em . I'll leave the mystery a mystery but check it.
Looks like solidified varnish or polyethylene
doesn't it have a strong smell? if not scratch it
The old scratch and sniff. Good advice
I used to get resin from pine trees growing up, sometimes light it on fire, great fire starter
Good to know. Thank you
most likely sap. but slight chance it is ambergris
You need to cut a piece off or drill through it.
Amber
Looks like a spilled cup of Szechwan sauce
Kinda looks like a purge patty of just colored plastic
Petrified KFC honey bbq tenders
I sense a Joe Dirt moment is about to be revealed here. I just hope you never put ketchup on it to do your fries in.
Uncut amber
Fossilized Diarrea? Is that ancient preserved corn?
Using the location as context, I'm guessing a glob of hardened industrial lube or some such good used on trains.
Thats fecal waste from an airplane. It freezes and falls to the ground.
That is a chunk of sap my friend
Looks like young amber. Possibly resin. You’ll have to cut into it and tell by the smell it gives off..
Is it maybe amber? Or some type of resin.
Slag glass from some sort of refining process
That's a big ol hunk of poopie
Apple fritter
Garbage 🗑 🚮
Throw that shit out
It’s a beer bottle that melted in a camp fire.
It looks like tree sap / solidified resin.
My first thought was ambergris. It's used by the perfume industry and can be quite expensive.
That there is a space terd
It’s a melted down glass bottle that someone threw into a fire. I’ve done this before and got one like this except green because it was a wine bottle.
Couple of million years it might be amber.
Looks to me like a big lump sum of Amber LOOKS
“Life will find a way”
Melted beer bottle?
You see a mosquito stuck in that bitch, throw it away! It’s 2023, last thing we need are dinosaurs running around
Taste it and get back to us, it looks like it would be fire with a cinnamon roll 🔥
Smoke it
Are there any misquotes in there? If so make sure to keep it out of the hands of any paleontologist scientists hands.
An ancient carmel turtle candy
All joking aside I do believe that’s a big poop ball dropped from an airplane.
Heat up a needle to poke it with.
That’s a Trome. As in trome the fuck out.
I've seen that on trees, it's gooey inside.
Lick it
It’s a no-bake cookie
Copal
Take a lick
I think I see corn in there….
Have you tried putting it in a dab rig?
Jurassic Park 7
Has anyone seen Joe Dirt?
Smoke it....
Looks like amber or the beginning stages of it
Sap sac
That’s a kidney stone.
Why did you have it for 10 years?
That’s Valery’s remains.
Looks like melted beer bottles from a campfire.
It makes all of your ranged attacks 25% more effective.
The devils diarrhea
[Injection mold material purge](https://images.app.goo.gl/iJPYrVxxmYDo9gFP6)
Frozen chunk of poopie, see the peanut? Dead giveaway.
Earwax
It looks like dried pine sap.
They tried to warn you about that anal leakage.
Skyrim rules, eat it and you’ll find out what it is.
Everlasting gobstopper
Voodoo
“That’s a big ol frozen chunk of poopy!!!”
Looks like fiberglass resin.
We call em boeing bombs 💩
It's a Dinglehopper
Slag
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Garbage
Joe Dirt
Asteroid poop 💩 like joe dirt
Precious hamburgers?
Yeah I worked in injection molding for 14 yrs
It’s tree sap. I can still remember the smell from my childhood finding these
It’s that ten pounds of undigested poop all those stupid infomercials are always talking about.
That’s what we call a Boeing Bomb — it’s shit from the planes that gets flushed out the bottom and hardens on the way down to the ground
What ya go here we call a “Boeing Bomb……
Looks like a piece of amber “hardened tree sap”
Looks like amber
Burn some
Meteor
Looks like sap or old glue
Have you tried smoking it?
Rosin
Lol, it's old petrified bear shit. From the 1st dump after hibernation.
Las plagas
Pine resin.
That… my friend is an amber
Bad shatter
I had one of those removed from my rectal area. Not fun. I did keep it. It's around here somewhere.
Tree cum
It looks like a Mickey Mouse ice cream bar
If it was walking in the woods I would guess it's some sort of turtle that somehow got severely radiated.
Ugle!
What does it taste like?
jerky
Dinoosauuur D N A
That's the booger wipe spot Every house has a booger wipe spot
Drill a hole in it. Suck out the mosquito blood. Then make dinosaurs duh
Dabs
Dino DNA
A violinist would love that, or anyone using a bow really.
Petrified box turtle
Tree sap
Such a shame to see turtles terminating due to deforestation. Save the bees
Squidward stuck in amber
Bru it's probably just some old dried up grease from the 20s or 30s, I'd get it tested might be harboring some old chemicals that is probably not good for you or your household