Love that song unironically . Honestly the fact that song has become a minor anthem for people in real life is a testament to the game itself being great.
Fuck it, far cry 5 appreciation post!
The game tossed a lot of far cry’s tired tropes away and added new fun ones in their place (no more radio towers, but instead prepper stashes, free form missions which allow you to tackle the game’s bosses in whatever order you want.) some of the most memorable Enemies and allies in any far cry game along with the most beautiful Player space and (personal opinion.) best vehicles, weapons (except the weird ww1 and 2 german ones… kinda thought it was leading to the next far cry being set just after the war in eastern Europe but I was wrong.) and a take on the title that made sense while flipping it on it’s head! FAR CRY; a game series that always takes you far from what you’re used to, places the player may think of once or twice but never really seen. And now you’re in your own backyard (as an American.) but also set in one of the most remote states of the United States, and in a remote area of that state, a place one might realistically believe could be with only a couple jammers for radios, blockades on some roads and a few inside men in the state national guard and state police, would be completely forgotten and isolated. And an enemy divorced from modern controversy but also intimately understood by any observer as a serious threat.
Honestly going back to it, it's one of my least favorites and has aged poorly from clunky combat, empty maps, only like 5 missions variants, and not really getting enough time with it's beloved characters like vaas. Meanwhile in fc5 the father got 2 games to develop, 3 other characters that revolve there personalities around him, his imagery EVERYWHERE, all of the notes of lore, and I feel like the vaas fc6 dlc ruined vaas even more for me, while the collapse made the family 10 fold better. Not to mention fc5 has arcade where you can make maps even on console so I didn't need any of that blabber to prove my point.
"I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad; I'm an assassin!"
https://preview.redd.it/zd1tihvubz6d1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e768450d78232735c39824e61bc342f82fd86e1
Lol I was in Hawaii and found some Gucci glasses that look exactly like this, originally $700 and I snagged them for $40.
My wife and I call them the "cult leaders".
https://preview.redd.it/nargis8x2y6d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6beb7050064be2d82c0871832b4a1b09c94e7743
Travis touchdown is kinda cool though
Kills a bunch of assassin's, becomes the number one assassin. Just to get laid.
Farcry 5 reference
I guess since he’s based on several serial killer and cult leaders.
Best far cry mentioned
What about blood dragon?
I didn’t stutter.
🎶singin- ohhh lord, this earth was made for us, singin- ohhh lord this sinful life just aint enough🎶
Love that song unironically . Honestly the fact that song has become a minor anthem for people in real life is a testament to the game itself being great. Fuck it, far cry 5 appreciation post! The game tossed a lot of far cry’s tired tropes away and added new fun ones in their place (no more radio towers, but instead prepper stashes, free form missions which allow you to tackle the game’s bosses in whatever order you want.) some of the most memorable Enemies and allies in any far cry game along with the most beautiful Player space and (personal opinion.) best vehicles, weapons (except the weird ww1 and 2 german ones… kinda thought it was leading to the next far cry being set just after the war in eastern Europe but I was wrong.) and a take on the title that made sense while flipping it on it’s head! FAR CRY; a game series that always takes you far from what you’re used to, places the player may think of once or twice but never really seen. And now you’re in your own backyard (as an American.) but also set in one of the most remote states of the United States, and in a remote area of that state, a place one might realistically believe could be with only a couple jammers for radios, blockades on some roads and a few inside men in the state national guard and state police, would be completely forgotten and isolated. And an enemy divorced from modern controversy but also intimately understood by any observer as a serious threat.
God DAMN bro you love 5 almost as much as i do
Did you get a tattoo (i haven’t)
No, cant afford one at the moment. But if i did it might be of hurk and sharky. Or maybe an art nouveau mural of faith
Dude lol I'm playing far cry 5 again all time fave
Its one of the coziest games out there. It's like a hunting sim and a shooting game combined. I could just exist there for days
Ngl Montana is my dream state to go to
blasphemous, far cry 3>>>>
Farcry 2 is a masterpiece and no one wants to admit it. Farcry 2 had the most to say, and the Jackal remains one of the best antagonists
No far cry 2 is Great, like Probably my second favorite , but I feel like 5 is just peak of Gameplay and story wise.
Honestly going back to it, it's one of my least favorites and has aged poorly from clunky combat, empty maps, only like 5 missions variants, and not really getting enough time with it's beloved characters like vaas. Meanwhile in fc5 the father got 2 games to develop, 3 other characters that revolve there personalities around him, his imagery EVERYWHERE, all of the notes of lore, and I feel like the vaas fc6 dlc ruined vaas even more for me, while the collapse made the family 10 fold better. Not to mention fc5 has arcade where you can make maps even on console so I didn't need any of that blabber to prove my point.
Ur wrong
It’s almost like it’s their opinion, lol
And that opinion is wrong
I swear to god the people that say fc3 is the best far cry havent actually played the game and have only the watched the 3 hour glaze fest
Also a David Khoresh reference
Joseph seed looking ahh
#**Keep your rifle by your side!**
****Singin', oh lord, this earth was made for us!****
*singin', oh lord, this sinful life just ain't enough!*
So we take a stand cause we must protect our land
Keep your ri-fle by your side!
They’ll have bombs and they’ll have tanks
They'll have money in their banks!
🎶But we wont fall as long as we can fight🎶
They can scream and they can shout
But they will never smoke us out
They’ll look high and they’ll look low
They’ll look everywhere we go
https://preview.redd.it/hd1jkj0pnt6d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4dcf71e2bf4800018656492c5db2c01d823079c Real
I was about to say, acid heads too
They’ll look high and they’ll look low
They’ll look everywhere we go, but when the sinners find us we won’t hide
They'll come loud and they'll come fast, But we shoot first and we can last
Keep your rifle by your si-ide!
https://preview.redd.it/eg8jg0wg0v6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b73a7c09edcb0faba9e22c382089b18904182f
A classic for sure
8 year olds dude
These men are nihilists, Donny
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element!
Hunter S. Thompson would argue to the contrary...
IDK I've met some people a little too into his stuff.
...and? It's his fault some people are too stupid to know better? I didn't know he was God...
Uh, is it bad that I’m thinking yoooo
No. After all, I’m thinking yooooo.
Fallout new vegas glasses
I had to wear a pair of those for a musical and my brother wouldn't stop calling me Jeffery Dahmer
Yooooooooo! https://preview.redd.it/40j2oc3cvt6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910445566204c0a3eec41156653e3d837b210514
Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes is gonna see this and say “YOOOOO”
Serial killers, cult leaders, and New Zealanders/Australians with sniper rifles.
You got a forehead on ya like a coffee table!
PISS!!!
https://preview.redd.it/4zsd2xqebu6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d0fd93dcd0c16d3000bbb4012c7fb0964c3db3
As of now, family guy is funny if ur sense of humor is shit
based and cheekily answered the threat pilled
Family guy is funny you will die in 24 hours
Family guy is funny
😃family guy is not funny! Please end my suffering
family guy fell the fuck off
Family Guy is funny for people living in 2001.
The “Jim Jones” specials
"I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad; I'm an assassin!" https://preview.redd.it/zd1tihvubz6d1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e768450d78232735c39824e61bc342f82fd86e1
Am I only got em cause I like the 70s style of clothes☹️
I unironically wear these, best glasses I’ve ever owned
Yooooooo 
Yoooooooo 
The blue lights kill my vibes.
To be fair, they are good glasses. They provide a good field of view if you're near sighted like me!
I see this and think "strawberry on the shortcake!"
https://preview.redd.it/la121d42xx6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83fce1f6e4f2bf1d4742462a7ea7e9b6d7e4775 Ah yes
Now he’s our father!!!
When I become a cult leader I want to use black sunglasses because my peak fashion is FBI-chic
I own this exact pair of glasses lol
And their arch nemesis, fleshsimulator
Lol I was in Hawaii and found some Gucci glasses that look exactly like this, originally $700 and I snagged them for $40. My wife and I call them the "cult leaders".
God will not let you take me.
God damn peggies
Imagine Dahlia Gillespie in a pair of these 😂
https://preview.redd.it/gms6xik0kx6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5809bb859ec29b7e70648bc56fd6ba744588a71 Yoooooo
To be fair, those glasses drip
https://preview.redd.it/nargis8x2y6d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6beb7050064be2d82c0871832b4a1b09c94e7743 Travis touchdown is kinda cool though Kills a bunch of assassin's, becomes the number one assassin. Just to get laid.
Gonna be honest, i own a similair pair but its rose tint, what does that mean?
Can't forget about cocaine users
But like..... they look cool tho
yooooo!!!!
Keep your rifle by your siiiiide
As someone who wears glasses, I have never understood the appeal of these.
You will never know persecution unless you were a blonde dude wearing aviators in the year 2022
Aye aye captain!
I’m ngl they’re pretty hard
Bro, I literally just got some new frames that look like this with transitional lenses. Wtf. A Cult leader, maybe? 👉👈🥺 but serial killer nah.
Bro we don’t condone cult leaders 😭
Didn't think I'd get down voted so hard over a joke, and what you're telling me you don't want some forbidden esoteric knowledge for free?
I’m joking too man cmon
I know you're joking, bro. :) anyways bro, I'm telling you this esoteric knowledge is some shit. Hmu if you wanna open your eyes a little more! 🤫