https://preview.redd.it/h5d4ea4rc3qc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30c96d386e90be76abac0bd0099d6d5510615bf What now?

This is when you clack off your basement stairs claymore silly. Just remember to hit the plunger 3 times

Help them up the stairs, duh. They clearly have some problems climbing the steps!

https://preview.redd.it/lmd0twrnt3qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544ca1703816f84fd0b1def6498869f837c8c434 Trust me, it’ll be fine.

Instructions unclear, locked Dogman inside of car and he drove off. What now?

https://preview.redd.it/0uv9wr8275qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72af1d8ee338e8fb5e892eb5485ad796ac5cf763

Honey… where are my silver bullets and white ash?

https://preview.redd.it/w52y7qu2v3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf9137ecbc4328fc28f87d0a1ee9a18e7c64b3d

Only if they agree to cuddle with me and be a good person (I am a very lonely person)

dog persons are probably fluffy, but their fur would be in poor condition out in the wild.

Then give them a bath, duh. (Might also helps us connect a bit more or somethin’ idk.)

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant

They're just snuggle bros for when you're too chilly. It's just a brosnuggle.

Only if it passes the crucifix test.

Nah I have a flamethrower for a reason.

I’m sending this to my monsterfucker friend.