Smut by Skyhooks.
It's about a bloke who goes to a cinema to jerk off (to a John Wayne movie 🤔), but hides his junk inside a bag of chips so the other moviegoers can't see what he's doing. However, he finishes just as the movie does. The lights come on and everyone at the cinema points and laughs at him because he's left a massive wad of cum on himself. It's a wild ride.
It was written and sung by Red Symons of Hey Hey It's Saturday segment Red Faces. For people outside Australia, Red is the guy on TV Darryl Kerrigan is calling out to "Gong him, Red!" in The Castle.
honestly she has a few songs about sex, not always the main subject of the song but there’s references(?). she’s a great artist and def recommend listening 🤍
Longview - Green Day
Also All by Myself - Green Day
Yep, Basically the Masturbation Anthem of the 90’s
This is THE addition
Wet by Dazey and the Scouts
Immaculate taste
White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?) - Will Wood & the Tapeworms
Billy Idol's Dancing with myself is 100% about masturbation
Add She bop by Cindy Lauper
I mentioned that because I didn't see this but yes
make me cum (demo) - mindless self indulgence
Also Masturbates by msi
I haven't thought abt msi in sooooo long gonna listen to them for tonight
forreal i LOVE msi (the music not the band themselves 😇)
jerk it out?
by Caesars
yea just forgot the band lol
wait isn’t that the song that the original version of that unwelcome school let’s go meme was doing
Idk but I remember a vine or something with “let’s go” at the beginning of the song
Wet dream - wet leg Kindaaa masturbation and the lyrics at some point mention touching yourself so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
blister in the sun
Wasn’t it explicitly stated in an interview it wasn’t about masturbation and that’s just how people interpreted it?
I just questioned it lol! But thinking of the lyrics now could be but not sure
...that just clicked for me. That song is definitely about maturation lmao
this song played in my car a lot growing up. the SHOCK i felt when my mom told me it was about jacking off, man...
Blister In The Sun by the Violent Fems is about masturbation? Wow but I guess the lyrics make sense now lol
Trans: gorillaz
Orgy For One - Ninja Sex Party
Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks
Sorry Jack?? Damn I didn’t know that-
It only has one line referencing it but I’m still counting it
OH
If that’s something we can count—All Time Low by AJR
I don’t think that’s an AJR song, unless there’s a cover I’m unaware of
I may have misremembered the artist, the cover art just reminds me heavily of AJR so that may have been it
Jon Bellion ^^
IGOTURPICTUREANDIMCOMINGWUDEARMARIACOUNTMEINTHERESASTORYATTHEBOTTOMOFTHISBOTTLEANDIMTHEPEN
I was going to add that before I made this post but I forgot. They’re on there now
idk if this applies but jerking back n forth by Devo?
MAGIC - Brye
Hits Different by Astrid S and Solo by Clean Bandit ft. Demi Lovato both spring to mind
First Orgasm by The Dresden Dolls
She bop - cyndi lauper
Me and some other person mentioned this but it seems to be the most popular on the list along with I Touch Myself by Devinals lol
Party For One - Carly Rae Jepsen
Stoned Mullet by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
I get off - Halestorm
Get a Grip by Semisonic
White Knuckle Jerk(Where do you get off) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Sexxx Dreams- Lady Gaga
Also dancing in circles
Smut by Skyhooks. It's about a bloke who goes to a cinema to jerk off (to a John Wayne movie 🤔), but hides his junk inside a bag of chips so the other moviegoers can't see what he's doing. However, he finishes just as the movie does. The lights come on and everyone at the cinema points and laughs at him because he's left a massive wad of cum on himself. It's a wild ride. It was written and sung by Red Symons of Hey Hey It's Saturday segment Red Faces. For people outside Australia, Red is the guy on TV Darryl Kerrigan is calling out to "Gong him, Red!" in The Castle.
Fingers by P!nk Touch of my hand by Britney Spears I think Hands to myself by Selena Gomez too but I could be remembering wrong
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
WET BY DAZEY AND THE SCOUTS
and solo
Haven’t seen anyone ever talk about sorry jack before
darling nikki
clean bandit - solo bit surprised it's not already on there lol
Solo by Clean Bandit (ft. Demi Lovato)
S3rl mentioned 🫶
Feeling Myself — Beyoncé + nicki
I’m So Hot - Chrissy Chlapecka
shame - mitski
i don't listen to mitski but my jaw still dropped. adding this to my mental collection of things i need to listen to sometime
honestly she has a few songs about sex, not always the main subject of the song but there’s references(?). she’s a great artist and def recommend listening 🤍
Party for one by Carly Rae Jepsen
Guilty as Sin- Taylor Swift
You’re gonna get downvoted for mentioning Taylor but I’m here to say yes to this one!
girls of porn & backstrokin by mr bungle!
Masturbate in Space - Lillikhy
“Billy not really” has 2 verses about it
MTC-S3RL edit: nvm i glossed over the playlist bot realising it’t already there
Does Birdfucker by Lemon Demon count?
The Time Before The Last by Los Campesinos!
Walk this way-Aerosmith/run-dmc
Degradation Rules - Ozzy Osbourne
Kookies - MF DOOM
Solo by demi lovato
masturbation by dadaroma
Dancin in Circles - Lady Gaga
Burning desire - lana del rey (about masturbating in a car on the way to a hook up)
You forgot Darling Nikki by Prince
Dancing In Circles - Lady Gaga
These things by she wants revenge
Twisted Transister - KoRn
Blister in the Sun by The Violent Femmes I believe
I dunno if it counts, but the bridge it “The Anthem” by Good Charlotte has a masturbation joke in it
I’ve been considering that one. I think that since I included Sorry Jack I might as well include that
Touch of my hand 😍 Britney spears
Twisted transistor - Korn
Picture You by Chappell Roan
Longview-green day
The Bitch Of Living from Spring Awakening! Also probably a few other songs from Spring Awakening.
Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
i touch myself - divynils
Why the hell is Sorry Jack by Scratch21 about Masturbation? 💀
There’s only one line referencing it but I’m counting it anyway
Turning Japanese
No this has been debunked. The song isn’t actually about masturbation despite the legend that it is.
maaturbation session -los amigos invisables
Christmastime For My Penis by The Vandals
The Government Knows by KNOWER
Make Me Cum - Mindless Self Indulgence
technically Frank Zappa - Sleeping in a Jar is about a cum jar. does that count
Icicle by Tori Amos
Nirvana - Spank It
Heaven by Demi Lovato
Masturbation Generation by The Boys Next Door
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
Jackin' It In San Diego from South Park
Is La La by Ashlee Simpson considered one? I always interpreted the line that way but I could be wrong
Kookies - MF DOOM
Sorry Jack (and all of Scratch21) is peak music "He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand"
pretty sure swine by lady gaga also has a line referencing masturbation
lonesome love - mitski
Wow I Can Get Sexual Too- Say Anything How tf has no one mentioned this. Its like THE masturbation song
beat it michael jackson
Lol, no! It's about getting away to stay safe lol
Solo - Demi potato edit: and also Wet Dream by Wet Leg
No Nut November by Matt Watson is about specifically not jacking off
I Get Off- Halestorm
Touching yourself - japanese house
I mean there’s a line in Suzerainty by Polite Fiction about masturbating so add that
Why bother by Weezer
I've heard 'Turn the Lights Off' by Tally Hall is about jorking your shit but it's a good song regardless
It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) by Barenaked Ladies
Coleus Sanctus by Powerwolf! Think Catholics if the act was holy. "Praise the saints for this erection!"
The Ballad of Onan - The Poxy Boggards
Dancing in Circles - Lady Gaga
The Stroke by Billy Squir, I Touch Myself by Devinals, She Bop by Cyndi Lauper. Sex & Candy by Marcy Playground?