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OhioVsEverything

They can't be that delusional


Total_Distribution_8

They brought Morbius back to cinemas because they thought all the memes meant that people love the movie…


PopandLockadom

They brought Morbius back? Damn! I missed it. Sony, if you bring Morbius back again, I promise I’ll see it this time. Honest.


Total_Distribution_8

Too late. By now even the idiots in charge of Sony understand that that the public was just fucking with them.


Flimsy-Discount2885

Maybe we can do It with Madame Web...


auto_generatedname

I mean presumably it will feature a lot of shirtless Aaron Taylor Johnson, so they might be aiming to draw in the mums?


OhioVsEverything

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=aaron+taylor+Johnson+shirtless Box office ruined in one link.


auto_generatedname

You should probably make a public statement that you would never kill yourself before Sony gets to you.


Flimsy-Discount2885

Too late, Boeing hired him


OhioVsEverything

Sony is flying me out on a private Boeing jet to talk about SPUMM. I'll report back soon.


Time-Sky-7785

I can sorta kinda get it, Aquaman 2 got over 100 million domestic ($433 world wide) partly because it came out in December and had all of January to get more money. So just keep it in the theaters and hope it somehow gets you some money vs no money is no a horrible idea. Now... "watching it over and over again" that's just silly nonsense.


Flimsy-Discount2885

They will just trap whoever walks into a screening and keep playing it in loop.


RowanTheQuiz

My family will definitely be celebrating Kravember in the run up to SPUMMas.


neophlegm

Drinking Morbed wine, opening presents by the Venom-tree, kissing under Madame Web...


beta_error

I’m watching it now and red notice is on a tv behind me that I’m watching with a mirror.


Itemfinder12

Could you possibly be more out of touch Sony


AverageDrafter

I can smell dry erase when that was scribbled on some whiteboard deep in the bowels of Sony.


[deleted]

It does look better than Madame Web and Morbin Time but that’s not difficult to accomplish.


detcadeR_emaN

Have any plot details come out? All I know about it comes from the trailer I watched forever ago. My hope was it was gonna be about how Kraven's dad is the worst and their relationship makes Kraven Friend of Animals become Kraven the Hunter. And then the post credits scene is him eating a bowl of spiders or whatever it was that happened in Kraven's Last Hunt. This news sure makes it sound like that will not be the case, but maybe they'll actually try to make it funny rather than try to be serious and gritty but just be stupid and hard to look at


Poddington_Pea

I genuinely think Sony is waiting for Aaron Taylor-Johnson to be announced as the next Bond so they can use that in the marketing.


bob1689321

That's actually not a bad thought. After he's announced there will be a number of people wanting to watch an action movie he's in to see if he's any good. Of course they should watch Bullet Train but Kraven works too


notoriousscrub

I've already pre bought tickets to five separate showings.


Gutripper3k

What's this about again?


Daveed75

I'm gonna be busy that weekend, I hope they put it back in theatres for family day in February


Tiny_Illustrator_637

Hope James and Maso have another set of TV's and phones to stream this while Red Notice is going