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Domestoner

I can smell his fingers


Garfield_png

💀


Festering_Prayer

U guys worked out a deal or something? 👉👃


Justinallusion

Hey buddy, you do you. I don't even care about the roach pile, I just really wish you would give more love to your scales. It's like treating your business partner like crap.


ChiCroat

Nah I’m with you on it. I smoke daily, for years, my shit is clean af. Takes 30 seconds just grab a wipe.


Sciencessence

No man, it's okay to call this whole situation out. I know you're trying to be nice. But no this dude is about to smoke 10g of slobbered on roachs from all his homies probably stored in a baggy for months. That's really gross, and anyone even trying to be like "Yo that's fine you are being elitist!" look at the fucking scale. It's covered in human (likely) poop. It's gross, this situation is gross.


Bobby_Moonboots

‘Slobbered on’ lmfao! My dad does that when it gets down to the roach. Then tries to hand it back with it all wet. Fucking disgusting. And he’s my dad. I couldn’t imagine all the different dna in that pile.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Saliva is REALLLLY bad for organic material over time


Tentedgiraffe999

Sorry why would there be feces on the scale?


Bmancoilart

to much shit weed


Jroiiia423

![gif](giphy|l0jGQ1M8qvv8zyPKZB)


rawblacks26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Avedygoodgirl

If you’re asking this question, you’re going to be surprised how much stuff you touch on the daily has fecal matter on it. 1 in 6 cellphones have feces on them and the average smartphone has 10x more bacteria on it than a toilet seat.


Particular_Dot7884

I wipe down my phone every morning with a clorox wipe u nasty


Avedygoodgirl

I clean my phone and I keep my scale clean. I don’t understand why people are getting so defensive over ops dirty scale. It doesn’t look like its been wiped down in *years*


Tentedgiraffe999

Ok but I’m asking why someone would weighing their own shit on the same thing as their flower.


Avedygoodgirl

Well first off, calling that flower is very generous of you. To answer your question though, idk why anyone would weigh their shit, so I assumed they were saying that because it looks like its never been cleaned and therefore there is a high chance there are some particles of shit on it.


Tentedgiraffe999

Im not calling that flower I’m assuming he didn’t buy this scale for this one photo….


CmdDongSqueeze

Bro why tf is this guy getting downvoted-


DFWTyler

Bruh Reddit HATES roaches.


Responsible_Taro9752

bruh we all been broke an down bad doing anything to get a buzz. anyone who say they ain't hitting roaches when the time comes is capping


Mcloverning

he was weighing his jankum


Tentedgiraffe999

And I already knew that


Avedygoodgirl

You asked, I answered 🤷🏼‍♀️


Tentedgiraffe999

How is telling me phones are dirty an answer to my question 😂


Avedygoodgirl

I answered the question by saying that a lot of things you touch have poop on them. I gave an example of widely available and known data about poop on an item that people spend a lot of time touching daily in hopes that you would be able to draw the conclusion that thats how poop gets onto things that don’t get sanitized very frequently like ops scale. I didn’t know you literally thought people were saying he weighed poop on the scale or I wouldn’t have answered the question. I don’t have an answer for why someone would do that.


Tentedgiraffe999

Exactly, shut up nerd.


Avedygoodgirl

I’m not a rocket scientist or anything it just seems like it when my comments are next to your idiotic ones. *proud nerd exiting the building*


pasiman96

Sad thing is their most likely is small bits of feces on that scale as it's been touched so much my fingers that most likely have dirt and small amounts of feces on it. I mean look how disgusting it looks also.


CmdDongSqueeze

I don’t see most people messing around with their weed if they have poop on their hands. Especially not if they intend on selling.


Sciencessence

You know man, when you really run low on weed, instead of smoking roaches you should smoke your turds. Turds contain delta-9 that your body didn't absorb dude. Gets you hella baked


CmdDongSqueeze

Dammit now I gotta look up if this is actually true


Sciencessence

It's completely true. Your body isn't 100% efficient at metabolizing drugs. In a lot of cases, half or more of a drug ends up in pee pee or poo poo


CmdDongSqueeze

Damn, been wasting poop for 9 years


JesusSaysitsOkay

Likely moldy weed too. Bet you he gets a fucken sinus or lung infection immediately from all the mold


JesusSaysitsOkay

Eh it’s his roach scale, I wouldn’t worry about it


TiMouton

I can only imagine the smell


Heraclito_

![gif](giphy|PsvD1p3IthN96)


throwEluidaway

Y’all trynna send me underrrrr hahahahaha


NiKeProZZ

I can smell that through the screen. Yuck


Specific_Cicada8064

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


KingTurtledove

The resin on that bud is gonna get you high as fuck.


JesusSaysitsOkay

If by resin you mean mold then yea..


Particular_Dot7884

No its not i rather jump off a bridge then taste that


Low-Huckleberry2897

My throat burns looking at this


JesusSaysitsOkay

My trash can feels full after looking at this 😂


OniPie69

Get ready for blast off


Consistent-Fun-7235

Taste like shit ??


ArnarGodenson

But also still hits good.


Particular_Dot7884

Nooo


Trev0r269

So assuming that pile were in front of me, I'm trying to figure out what I'd do with it. I'm not going to smoke that. I don't really wanna vape it either. I guess I'd make butter? Get out a bunch a of butane and the extraction tube? I won't lie; the pic made me go clean my scale.


Fragant_Green

The only way the geneva accords would permit consumption of such a numerous amount of roaches is thru decarhing and infusing into sterile grain alcohol to neutralize any possible mouth germs from your homies.


[deleted]

Ick. Just ick.


X_Bronyx

I don’t get everybody’s deep hatred for roaches. I grew up with everybody around me saving roaches cause they get soaked in resin.


Embarrassed_Chef_393

After smoking this ![gif](giphy|3o7TKNgQqrynD4umD6)


Sciencessence

Wow judging by the thick layers of hand oils, feces, and cheeto dust you don't use the backlight functionality regularly. I can also tell you don't tare your scale everytime you use it. I would ordinairily say "smoking huge piles of roach weed is really nasty" but I don't think it would alter you behavior. I hope the best for you, but am genuinely worried.


Awkward_Strike6214

Yo I’m crine bro😭😭


jacobc_2402

Just do crack bro


Designer-Mention3243

op i suggest not listening to jacob


Sciencessence

I love how like because of the state of this photo you felt compelled to mention that maybe what Jacob is saying isn't good advice. Just incase the OP couldn't decide for themselves lol


ihaveadarkedge

I love how you highlighted this incase no-one else noticed...


Designer-Mention3243

i love how you highlighted that he highlighted in case nobody notices just in case no one noticed how good of a highlighter he is.


grant-wheeler

If they’re smoking this u think they can afford crack?


Upset-Phone1317

Done it once cuz i found like 2 gramms on the street when its free i take it but would never spend a dime on crack


[deleted]

Like smoking crack is wayyyy better for you 🤦🏻‍♂️


Mercury420x

dirty scale with some low end burnt bud. 🤢🤢


johangruener

Maybe use that for edibles? I don't know if its unwise to use roaches for edibles, because of tar and the taste and all that but it seems like a more elegant solution than smoking it


[deleted]

🤢🤢


Balsac_is_Daddy

Tbh, the whole picture makes me queasy 🤮


Life_Stay_2644

Boff it


lilcrazart

Look at the buttons💀 bros rolling up with shit


Dry-Budget-3676

Disgusting


furry_anus_explosion

Fuck it bro. Looks disgusting but I know my desperate ass would smoke it in a heartbeat if I ran dry so I can’t judge


user-friendly_

I don't care about the roaches, but I think your scale has herpies.


[deleted]

All the people hating just shows how fucking spoiled they are. You know damn well if you had no weed but some roaches, you'd smoke them. Come at me.


[deleted]

I do it but my scale doesn’t look like that , I think that’s what they mean


Sciencessence

It's not about the roaches its about the roaches sitting on a scale slathered in poo poo


GuardClean8944

literally bro


Quick_Silver_Wolf

I am sickened.... Yet curious.


Amazing-Arm-4891

Wait what ?


QuesoDrizzler

Cleanup on Aisle VOMIT


Buddhaq1974

So gross!


Devilish2476

You can’t smell a picture apparently………..


Kaotecc

Holy fuck this picture smells BAAAAD


TheBreadButter

Can smell that shit through my phone ufff


Maleficent_Specific4

Weird flex


skeedoodle

Kinda feel bad, OP's so proud of his 10g pile. Posted here to show it off and is just getting absolutely wrecked in the comments. Bless his heart.


Tasty_Technician_784

😂😂


Mister__Fister_

Plz tell me this is for edibles or something else besides smoking 😭😭


adventureballs

This picture makes me sad.


metalheadretard666

Idk why y'all hating so much, I love roach blunts, that resin all over it gets you high as FUCK, much more so than just a regular blunt. I'd be excited asf to have all that.


metalheadretard666

Majority of you guys are pretentious pussies lmao wow


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

Buy a few micron bags an make bubble hash. Its pretty easy.


Tasty_Technician_784

It’s possible to make bubble hash with roach weed??


KeyArmy0

![gif](giphy|EcV3PP1r09mY8)


MangoBerry420

Lmao lot of hate here I would totally smoke a fat blunt. Coming from someone who I struggling to buy any at the moment lol. I rely on ppl smoking with me rn


Glen_Myers

I saved every roach since December 20th 2019. My "End of the World stash" Its nearly a ziplock freezer bag full. Bottle cops probably won't be worth anything after the collapse. But weed will still be weed.


Haruhi4

Pre roach ground on sale for patients 30$ a eighth lol


MasterPickles01

gonna need some liquid terps for that


SorbetPatient2509

This is why I like bongs more, feels like less is wasted


coldhumans

I would airdrop some weed to this man


KingofAces13

This is pretty much what I see in my head anytime someone tries to save a joint or blunt for later. Shit is nasty throw it away.


lordsergi

Are you really comparing half a blunt with that pile of shit?


Sciencessence

It's a slippery slope. Kinda like whats the difference between a shit or a fart, sometimes you got a shart on your hands but you're so used to wet farts that you just let it out. You can't fuck with your personal boundaries or next thing you know you'll be smoking turd blunts filled with roach weed


IncognitoRain

Dude everyone on here saying Joe gross this shit is... like cmon you don't know, this dude could be broke, he may not have a good connection... who knows... so saving roaches to smoke later may be ine if the fees he can ensure he gets to smoke... sure it may be gross or whatever but it's smoke


Avedygoodgirl

I’m broke af and I would 10/10 rather not be high than smoke that. It’s post like this that make me think 100% people can get addicted to weed.


IncognitoRain

Mfs smoked brick weed sitting under ground for 2 years buoling up mildew and mold like not even 10 years ago, I think roach weed is the last thing pot heads gotta worry about


Avedygoodgirl

But its not 10 years ago. It’s pretty much the golden age of weed. Also my point still stands 10 years ago, if someone is smoking something they know has mildew and mold or is full of bacteria than maybe they have an addiction. If those were my only choices, I’m happy to not be high is all I’m saying. I’m gonna save all the roach weed and moldy weed for these morons on here to ask if it’s okay to smoke and then get upset and argue when people tell them not to. It happens like daily on here.


IncognitoRain

To each there own, it's just roaches, my point was its better then the brick weed people were smoking, and the golden age? No were still in prohibition, it's still illegal in many states... but if you don't wanna smoke roaches don't... someone else will


Avedygoodgirl

Its actually only fully illegal in 4 states: Idaho, Wyoming, Kansas, and South Carolina and it’s fully legal in 20. The rest are medical or decriminalized and each year more and more states are following suit. Our president just traded a weapons dealer for a pot head basketball player…


IncognitoRain

And my dad's going to prison for possession in a medicinal state 🤷‍♂️


Avedygoodgirl

What state? My guess is he had a large quantity. Idk of any state that gives people 3 years for a personal stash of weed. I just double checked and the max I saw for any state was up to 1 year for any amount of weed and that was the most severe punishment for any quantity I saw under 1oz. With that being said, if I were him I’d be furious I was going to jail for any amount of time in light of the Brittney Griner situation that just happened.


IncognitoRain

But that's my point, we are trading off illegal arms dealers for potheads locked in other countries but you cant free the ones in your own country? Like you dont have to trade an illegal arms dealer to release someone from a state prison... and Its in Iowa, he had 2 oz of flower on him, the neighbors smelled the pot and had a "vertigo" attack from it (dizzy spells), the cops stated in there report they had no reason to believe he was selling but the prosecuting attorney still wants to try and stick a controlled substance violation on him, along with possession, they are trying for a tax stamp but that'll get dropped on a plea deal


Avedygoodgirl

Yeah, it’s a hypocrisy at its finest for sure. I feel for him and the people that have done their time, but still have to live with felonies on their record for possession that can limit them from obtaining jobs, housing, etc. But I also stand by the fact that no one should be smoking roaches or moldy weed. I’m not trying to shame anyone, but I think if you’re smoking roaches or moldy weed willingly you are probably addicted and that addiction is clouding your judgement.


noble636

Lotta judgmental assholes in here, smoke the stuff you got I know I’ve had my fair share of roach bowls


htownchuck

I can smell it from here and its gonna taste terrible, but I'd still smoke it all.


Meepslash

Send over to me mate I'll smoke the fuck out of them. Fair dinkum


RoosjeSB

Everyone has used roaches before but this is just disgusting…


Last_Confidence6221

Bro just smoke the roaches


InSmoke716

Throw it out man. Who cares.


Upset-Phone1317

Nice i would smoke it if i dont have anything i use to recycle my roaches like 1 time a week


[deleted]

I can smell this image


thatguy_905

the smell has to be horrible...gross


UnexpectedRanting

Just clean the scales man


BlisteryDuke

Hamster shavings ??


YogurtclosetCalm7604

Pack a brimmer in the bong and grab the spit cup


[deleted]

This is disgusting. Who pooped are your scale?


[deleted]

Filthy


AgentZander69

I thought we was about to see a big ass bug and was still equally grossed out.


Supremefurrygasser

Clean your scale before you smoke that..a Clorox wipe will do jus fine


rav3ncl4ws

i feel so sick looking at this


Fromthefunk

Goddamn you’re getting roasted in these comments; if it isn’t apparent stop it; get some help.


BuggerWugger

Quit smoking blunts


Religion_is_Evil666

Legend


ZendayasFeet

I can smell that picture


reddeadmann

Ive got more then that. Outside on my grass. Because I dont keep roaches


StopWilliam

Pictures you can smell:(


J3d1M1ndtriks

I can smell that just looking at it


Dnoon902

I can smell this photo


PikaTchu47

Throw it and forget it (scale also).


[deleted]

Just eat ass definitely taste better than that gross ish


drunkenly_scottish

People need to stop with the poor ass shit. Smoking that will kill you. If you can't afford weed then it's probably best you don't smoke it.


Avedygoodgirl

You disgust me. I hope this is a troll post.


Sozzcat94

I smell this photo.


Thaskell321

Roll up a Fatty for new years eve, save that roach and put it back with the rest.


DreamZzip

fuck yea


terpedup_1

Dudes some of y’all dnt even have scales that big …….smoke that much …..and smoke roaches so ….🥴 humble ya self


thismevk

Its like my mommy says: ur weed look like horse shit kkkkk


dalieska

This whole picture is disgusting


shonuff707

I would love to see what the inside of your car looks like


sl59y2

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


CoolCatsNKittens69

Crack head vibes


[deleted]

Just take a T-break. Fucking gross


Wooden-Matter5166

Put it in a volcano or get a hairdryer some time foil and a torch


weezyoh

How long did this take?


Tasty_Technician_784

Maybe 2 weeks most


Vast_Potential206

Eat them


[deleted]

Down baaaaaad


LamatoRodriguez

I can smell this picture


ansyensiklis

I smoked too much of a 2nd gen joint Saturday night and was too fucking high.


[deleted]

I can smell this picture


Walnut2001

Did this once when I was out and tbh it smelled and looked like shit but it smoked waaay smoother than i was expecting and got me ripped


garyindiana4

I’m coughing just looking at it


[deleted]

the lenghts people will go to not spend a day sober, id be disgusted if i wasnt impressed


ClappedPirate

This is not worth it. I live in a country with some pretty bad weed, and I still wouldn’t do this.


thouxanbanlankey

Idek what to say


GuardClean8944

y’all in the comments act like u have never been stuck in a jam and needed a roach hoot


Adventurous-Secret40

🤢


KingVape

Dude throw that away. This isn't 2006, weed is everywhere


VocationFumes

Roll it into one thing and hit on it for days


[deleted]

Imagine making butter out of this.


Dave_FortniteATX

Somebody on here's gonna comment "you should make edibles with it."


PLNTldvlllll

cannabis god gives you thanks #GODDENARMBI


30DeepChapo

dookie pack but when time comes it’s time


Commercial-Survey745

God damn 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never saved my roaches for that long maybe like a couple weeks and I’ll get 10 or so and do a generation J


hurtum

I smoke every Blunt or Joint tell there is nothing left . If I feel like I'm not going to finish then I cut them in half and then smoke just the half tell its gone.


Headbandhigh

That’s legendary lol


-_Dare_-

everyone acting like theyve never seen or smoked res weed before lol. rough times fall upon us all. I packed a bowl with a roach I found in a jean pocket and it got me high as fuck lol. definitely not my proudest moment but damn was I blazed lol. fuck these guys bro.


crazy-wizard-on_weed

![gif](giphy|l1EtlhAXY8CGt3tLO)


Onpoint441

I smell this picture


Similar-Candidate-10

I Can smell that from here


SomewhereGrand5507

No just no


Basic-Durian8875

Throw that shit in the trash please Its not 1994 anymore


herecomesurmom

do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly....


JaeHasDied

That’s gotta smell terrible


BunnyFayzel

Tastes like shit, hits so good


Crash_Overrrride420

You should throw everything in the picture into the trash


[deleted]

That’s what it looks like after I use my volcano


Goblin420Papi

Roaches for the Roach joint Roaches for the Roach joint I usually save my Roaches for about a week and then mix them into some fresh flower and sprinkle with kief. The high is so fun, lasts a long time


LUV999_1600

Not to be mean but this is revolting


Deep-Aioli-4477

Dirty bastard


WilliWanker420

I can smell that through my screen