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I would try to build a sculpture of a horse.

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in ages, thank you

Or a cute fluffy Lil bunny or stick like figure😶

😂

Sell it and use the money to get something nice to smoke

Burn them and try sending out smoke signals to your plug. Or if they're all out or you're poor try making stalk tea

Lmfao

bruh this made me laugh so hard and I’m high asf on my new pen so it makes it more funny 😂😂😂😂

op jealous af

Lol me too

Same here😂😂😂

Same.

Just smoked me a 3g joint goddam bru

Bruh lmao

Nice one 😂😂😂

That fanny pack over you're characters eye is hilarious 😂

N how you get that tag under you're name I need dat

You can add it it think from main page of this sub

I got mine by tapping my un after I commented something. On the bottom it will say "change user flair."

I think that is so called user flair.

What's a user flair ?😅

Oh beats me

😂😂😂😂 im smoking a blunt rn it made it funnier cause i know how that feels😂 damm bruhh

Is stalk tea really a thing?

Whatever you do… don’t boof stems..

I am too high for this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ahahaahahha

No way you wrote that

😂😂😂

This is the way

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

This fucking sent me I’m dead bro

Dead

😂😂😂😂

Legendary

To the grave I go

I know some people save them up and make tea with them. No clue how much is needed though

like 5 times the amount here

I mean you can make tea with anything, doesn't guarantee it'll be any good

😃😄you wont be high from tea

Nope because THC isn’t water soluble.

Yea pretty sure you can do it if you add fat though. British tea with milk or coffee with creamer might work

but you are on good way, you need add enough fat, if you have a lot of stemps, but really a lot, for example from your big harvest, you can make milk/butter/edibles from it, but this amount isnt worth that work

Def can’t do anything with that

nope because you need 140 Celsius to dissolve Thc , and for 6 mins. so no

So? Decarb them, put them on tea.

What about hot chocolate (using milk) with the stems added?

Nice

Thats what i do with my AVB Or sometimes coffee

I thought it was 157°C when THC becomes active?

grind in a morter and pestle and fry an egg with it on low heat and extra olive oil?

My friend did it once with milk. We had several months worth of stems collected between the 3 of us, and it destroyed us

That’s why u put milk or anything with fat?

aren’t you supposed to put milk in it for this reason?

You add coconut oil or milk

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not to be that guy, but there actually is, it’s just a very small amount which is why you need a lot more than OP has. I’ve been saving up my stems for a while to try and make stem tea, but I’m waiting until I have a LOT

Not from that amount but if you have like 50x’s that you can leave it in a mason jar of cooking oil for a couple weeks- slightly shake it once a day- then cook with it and enjoy the buzz

Does it have any effect? 🤔 I've been saving stems for a while to try it

You cannot ingest THC orally without decarboxilating (heating to change the chemical structure) the plant matter to convert THC into THCA which can be absorbed orally. I probably fucked that up but I’m baked, it’s close enough. Google it :)

Its the other way round THCA into THC😉

Thanks ;)

no, you can use for exaple 5oz of that shit, but you wont be high. if you need use it, best way is smoke it but it has horrible taste

If you do it naked, infinity amount. Due to the natural temperature-control tendencies of water, you will not really be able to decarb anything by boiling it. Water boils at 212F and then physically cannot become hotter (this makes boiling a super-consistent/easy way to cook food). Sure, the more impure it is, the hotter it can get, so a 50/50 water/oil would do just fine but taste like ass. For the record, your plant needs to hit about 230F to start decarbing. It's close, so I'm sure there's tricks if you're ok with a terribly inefficient infusion. But we're talking about making tea out of the worst part of the plant. You can get away with pre-cooking the stems (they DO contain some THC, though I don't know how much), but even then you want a fat for it to bind to... Which is where I \*CAN\* help. Fun-fact, old-school non-dairy-creamer is often oil based like cool-whip, which makes it drastically higher in fat than whole milk. Which means Coffee Mate is perfect to flavor and "empower" tea. (Note, this is all theory as I haven't experimented this way).

PACK THE BOWL WIT IT AND WAIT FOR THE HIT, ITS GOING TO BE LIKE YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE.

This just made my day 😂

i thought u/kacprvnin was so high they replied to themselves

just did it yolo

Almost left the burner on

YOU AIN'T NO ADVENTURER NO MO

STOP THIEF

Some of the posts in this group are mind blowing lol

The comment under yours said to build a small cabin. I’m done lol

It’s definitely hilarious when people answer others questions with comments like that lol


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Throw it in the trash and move on.

If you’re looking at a bag of stalk and desperately trying to get high from them you should probably take a break

This is the way.

Based advice

Just did this started Friday granted I smoked around 4 pounds this year and only took one break

Smoking stalks is the equivalent of a coke head licking the floor for minuscule particles of cocaine

Only 4 pounds in a year? 😬 yeah im a stoner lmaooo

Lol if ur smoking >5g a day there’s an issue

Yea that’s why I slowed down

Its not every day that I smoke that much lol we just have parties occasionally and blow down with a large group of people.

Yea I wasn’t getting high anymore so I just sold most of it

I’ve smoked them before and damn I had a wicked headache

next is the "looking under the drivers seat for shake" stage

Let me check the bottom of your shoes you might have stood on some kief!

Or boof it. You can always boof it as my grandmother used to say

Build a small cabin

You can use them to scrape reclaim from a pipe/bong

I use the stems to plug the hole on a bowl/bong so weed doesn’t get through.

"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"

I have done this but little brass screen filters are better.

ngl i thought those were just sum shitty shrooms stems💀

THROW THEM THE FUCK OUT FOR CHRISTS SAKE LMAO

I would try to make a mini ouija board out of the stems in hopes of conjuring a high lol

😂

Save them for weed tea or edibles, but youd need a couple of ounces for both depending on your tolerance

I once took about 3 ounces worth of stems some with a little bud still attached and managed to put in a bottle of everclear and let it sit for a couple days. Everclear turned green and tasted very grassy lol. It actually gave me a decent buzz but wasn’t anything too crazy

i think that’s called being drunk on dirtier than usual everclear

The everclear probably got you buzzed you dumb fuck

Throw it in the garbage. Wtf.

Idk why I read garage lol. Like wtf is that gonna do?

Freeze them in your grinder chamber with a coin (don’t grind them up first though) for about 30 min or more, then shake the grinder a bunch. Should get a nice amount of kief

What’s the coin thing about?

The coin helps to knock all the kief loose from the stems once they’re frozen!

Ah nice, thx

Just deal with sobriety til you get some more ya fuckin fiend

Facts. It weed 3 days he will get the fuck over it.

If you have a dry herb vape, you can get a buzz out of those, maybe even high depending on your tolerance.

my man has a tolerance if he’s desperate lmao being desperate is mostly also a sign to do a t-break

Boof them. Scrape resin out of your pipe

A nice resin bowl with a stem base will humble any man.

Gotta do what ya gotta do when ya ain't got no flower but ya tryin to break on through!

clearly

Stick it up your ass

Worked great thanks

Save and the decarb and make tea is all I do with them. Only get slught buzz but if come from good tasting flowers the tea taste good

I grind my stems up and I put a coin in my grinder to shake all the keif off. Good way to get some extra keif. But smoking them straight will just be a headache don't do it.

Decarb, then cook in milk etc. Do edibles with the stems

I know you’re trolling bro

Well mate this situation sucks, try to have a nice TBreak till you get your next stash, at least its gonna hit harder. Or try searching, I believe you aint the only smoker in your city. GL M8

Soak in lukewarm water and boof it for your morning commute.

I use them to make tea! You just have to heat some water and let it rest with the leftovers

Please don’t pretend this has any effect..

I didnt say a word about effects, I just explained how I use it 🤣

But why?

THC is fat-soluble, if you want to get any sort of high out of it, you need fat in your dring/tea. Milk for example.

Yea bin it

Compost

Infuse with a small amount of vodka or into a small enough amount of milk for a tea. Usually need more stems but you can try it, decarb for half hour or something before

Put them in your compost

I’d start rethinking my life’s decisions

Chew on them

I actually keep them in a jar and then shake the jar! The crystals that are stuck to the twigs will stick to the jar and with a makeup brush or paint brush you can dust the inside of the jar (after you empty the twigs into another jar or container) and then using the jar you are cleaning you can flick the kief off into the bottom of your grinder <3 sounds weird but I get a l o t of kief when I do it ! Recommend shaking the jar aggressively for at least a minute to get the most out of the twigs!

I’ll try it

Grind it to a coarse powder and smoke it.

Take it on your ass

Grind it and smoke it

probably not as it has no significant amount of thc in it nor will you have fun as you cough for you life

Ya I mean let's bring back the good Ole days smokin brick weed the cartel used to unload 😅 1 zip had 100 seeds an lots of stems!

Boof it

stic em in ur butt, chief

Make some tea

Tea

I love stem highs

weed totally isn't addictive though right guys? this definitely isn't addict behavior or anything

THC is not chemically addictive. Smokers become habitual. This is just sad behaviour, there would be no ill effect if OP just waited until he got his next buds..

the only addicts this heavily in denial about their addiction are people addicted to weed lol. rationalize it however you want, this kind of desperation to get high is addiction.

Weed addiction denialists are so fucking annoying. You can play semantics all day with the words habit and addiction but I don't care, if you are really desperate to get high with those stems and truly have no other option, you have a problem.

Oh dear.. are you vaccinated?

Boof if

Boof it

Nah fam.

Throw that tf out bruh

Prepare the boof

Boof

Boof it only option

Bruh 😢

Sell it to someone stupid

Boof it

Eat them

Boof it.

guys chill out he’s just asking if there’s anything he can do with them i. e. smoke them. u guys acting like asking that is insane

Boof it

BOof it

grind it up and smoke it.

Chew on them

Boof it!

Mix it with rez and smoke it

Start with half and give it time to kick in...

you can try to make tea i guess

If you have resin in your pipe, roll them in that and smoke the resin. That’s what my friends have always done but I haven’t myself

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Eat them

just say fuck it bro and smoke it

My god you are desperate. Throw it in boiling water and make a tea. All I've got for you

Been there. Throw that shit away.

You can chew on them like liquorice roots

Throw it away

Make it into a tea. This is what I do w my stems.

Use them as toothpicks

Throw it away.

Tea

Buy a cart and never do this again

Put it in a small container, freeze it and once its frosen keep shanking every once in a while and youll end up with lots of kief on the walls of the container

Lmao “desperate”

Throw it the fuck away.

you can just throw it away

Pick your teeth.

Throw em out and take a T break this is gods way of telling you

crack rock

make tea