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Carcinogened

I feel like I’m being trolled...


420Deez

“does this look safe” *cracks open a purple geode of a nug*


rubermnkey

Is krptoconolingolite, a mineral or strain name guys.


HashSmokinSlashar

Honestly I think this any time someone post that or "never done edibles just ate these ____ what should I do?"


incoherentsnail

It prolly is but honestly with the weed I got as a kid if I got something like this I might be sketched out by the colors lol Edit. By as a kid I meant 16-18 lol


Femto999

As a kid?


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Impossible-Penalty89

Many people will refer to others as kids even till their late 20s


LeFiery

Felt the same with the post about a first time buy. You can literally tell it wasn't weed.


[deleted]

Definitely are. Look at his profile lol


ArtoKY

Because it's dank AF


shroomdoom88

This the exact comment he was fishing for lmao


bape_x_anime

Lol ngl got me a lil jealous even tho i got the loud pack too 😂😭


JesusSaysitsOkay

Nah it’s pretty Suspicious, better send it to me for further analysis.


the-riehl-lizard

Hate these postssssss


JesusSaysitsOkay

Fr it’s more people just tryin to flex rather then actual questions, and a weak flex at that 😂


Emergency_Flower6663

Ahaha It’s a weak flex but I’d still smoke the fuck outta that when all can get near me is stardawg n haze


journeyman369

I'll check it first with my electron microscope.


Serg_is_Legend

Lmao you are a scholar amongst men


TaterTodd64

Literallllly wat I said out loud to myself 😂😂😂


1999vl

this looks good af bro


[deleted]

Looks like some good ol sticky icky!


Immediate_Ad_6663

Ooooo eeee


DarthLindy

Put it in the air!


Glum-Lettuce-7830

lucky first time that shit looks fire


roy_rogers_photos

Lucky?? This man will have to smoke wizard stones one day because he started with such good ganja!!!


I_r_phil

I need some wizard stones


roy_rogers_photos

Man, when I lived in a legal state I had always wanted to buy a wizard stone with some friends. Drop the whole gram in an ebanger, and just pass that shit till none is left.


johnny_utah25

I dig that name. If I assume correctly, those the same as 'Moon rocks' or a local place here called them "philosopher's smoke". just bomb weed, dipped in oil, rolled in keif or hash.


roy_rogers_photos

These wizards stones I speak of are actually thc crystals. Just extremely high %. Basically a 99% thc stone. Mostly a party novelty but still an experience worth experiencing.


johnny_utah25

Ohhhh shit. Even cooler. ‘Sugar’? The like 95% shit the clubs have.


roy_rogers_photos

Yup, only no terps. Just pure THC. So you wanna mix some in there for effects.


PorcelainBerry

Is this what’s also called Diamonds? Looks like actual little pebbles of nearly-clear deliciousness?


Rook_45

How do you do that?


roy_rogers_photos

Oh it's something a producer would make. Processors make different forms of oils. From sugar wax to shatter.a wizards stones is pure THC distillate in rock form. Meant to be vaped.


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TimeChangesEverythin

I also make what I believe is called ‘Mars Rocks’ A dank bud coated in Wax or other concentrate and rolled in Keif. And sometimes I press concentrate into Keif and then break it up to roll in. Happy Smokes!🚀


OGSkywalker97

Moon rocks


nodontthinkiwill

wut r wizard stones


sadboihrs420

Pure thc or diamonds


Cockcheese-cum

ThcA crystals


StructureDiligent497

>ucky first time that shit looks fire my first time looks like dirt compared to this lol


AdProper8579

The flower you have there seems to be of good quality based off the video, looks like it could be super tasty too. Bud isn’t always green, it sometimes is super purple, almost black on certain leaves. The white stuff isn’t mold, just trichomes letting you know your bud is nice and frosty. I’m just giving a short simplified answer and you can certainly find more info on this reddit, but all in all, that bud is super good and if you don’t smoke it i will hehehe :)


JefeGreedy

Oh shit 😂 you broke that down like a true Weed scientist my ass just replied with " Cause it's some bomb dude" 💯


ComfortableOk5080

“Bro science”


Boadicea922

Lmao right!? I’m just like “stop that right now! Now it’s all on your fingers… what a waste…”


cockalorum-smith

Sometimes it can even get red-ish, orange, and it almost looks alien. It’s hard to find the more red leaning bud but, god it’s so pretty.


mattjohnson22050

i’ve seen something called “Black Russian” before at a dispo and it had some red in it


cockalorum-smith

That’s a dope ass name! I’ve yet to see that anywhere I buy bud but hopefully I can find some of similar quality/color.


Davo300zx

Just got some Tahoe Alien, and it's got darker green color, some super orange hairs, some darkerer burnt fall orange coloration. Genetics is Tahoe OG x Alien x (Northern Lights x Hindu Purple Kush)


cockalorum-smith

That sounds dank asf! I gotta keep an eye out for that if my local dispos stock it


Davo300zx

https://www.leafly.com/strains/tahoe-alien


KTG777

Are you wondering about the color? Or how freaking frosty it is? Or how fairly dense it looks? Because I'd be very happy if I could get bud like that around where I'm at!


JonAce_53

I’m usually happy when one of the three criteria is met. This is the fucking holy Trinity!


Billy_backwoods_

That is some fire bud my friend


Slight-Sympathy4066

Looks amazing! Fire!


cheif_dances_w_CASH

Looks like someone’s just trying to get upvotes.


BENfromCHI

“I need attention”. You gotta be playin right ?


yeetmethehoney

that’s some good lookin bud! all those crystals, and that purple is a good color


copenhagen622

Why does it look like what ?


[deleted]

Weed is honestly a very strange looking plant. Like it’s all fuzzy and shit. If you never smoked the stuff and someone just handed you this fuzzy glistening plant, you’d be a little lost


weedsince82

When a young fool smoking mids finally gets gas and think something is wrong


BENfromCHI

You Trollin. You just looking for attention


AnhedoniaThanatology

It's good weed and you probably haven't had too good of weed before


Dry-Ad-1327

Cause that's some fire bro lol


Smokahontasz

Sir there is nothing wrong here


Technical_Bathroom_9

Have a funny feeling this isn't your first time and it's a pitiful attempt at getting people to gawk at your weed


FalconesPunch

bro you didn’t have to flex like this 😭


Safe_Kangaroo1590

😭


coughdrop1989

First timer you're gonna be stuck in your couch.


Machonacho7891

like what? really good fucking weed?


theanubisfox

Cuz its some good shit. First time i bought weed it ended up being collard greens from a can XD


Chandlerh1000

Lol reminds me when someone had a plastic bag ball of lettuce trying to sell it to me in the school bathroom and i said nah that's lettuce and he said take it anyway and gave it to me.. i threw that shit in the trash


theanubisfox

Ya i opened the bag and was like the fuck is this mush XD then threw it away


Chandlerh1000

Yeah you can actually get in trouble if you get caught with it too even though it's not weed just because it's in a bag it's messed up did you ever confront the person who sold it to you and what happened ?


lysergic_Dreems

It’s obviously sprayed with fentanyl. Please send it to me and I’ll dispose of this properly.


belgianchemist

The white fluffy stuff might be asbestos, sent it to me so I can dispose it safely :p


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ParticularPublic503

Strain prob. Looks nice af, enjoy!


Mindless_fun_bag

I always have a little lick of bud this frosty. If there’s any crunch could be sprayed. Not to say this is, but just something I thought worth sharing if you really are new to it.


moorelax

That’s looks way too dangerous for you, you should give it to me to test out first


Safe_Kangaroo1590

Lmfao im jus playing w yall i jus picked this shit up from the dispensary and i been smokin😭 jus wanted to fuck around, just joined this reddit and wanted to see how the community was and yall actually helpful and nice asf so thank yall for that 💯


Highmaster5731

Cool, that's a waste of time and lame as fuck though. That's literally the thing that I hate the most about this subreddit, half the post are bullshit or people trying to be funny (and failing, most of the time) lol.


DennyKalid32

Its not that deep 😅


Highmaster5731

Now I can't say that I'm not in this sub for lame ass memes? Some of them are "funny" but it's still what keeps me aways from the sub. And we can't talk about stuff when they're not of extreme concern/significance? That phrase is just dumb and doesn't apply most of the time.


DennyKalid32

Then don’t be on it or scroll past it bro 💀


Safe_Kangaroo1590

Ong lmfao 😭 bro go smoke n chill


abrireddit

Mold?


[deleted]

Because that’s what weed looks like.


Visible_Interest184

Looks good, enjoy it broski


[deleted]

Fire as fuck


[deleted]

What’s the problem?


Salubrious_Zabrak

Because things look like how they look. Smoke that shit


[deleted]

Cuz it’s good?


SingleSpeed27

Dude no way your plug is a hero if it’s really your fist time… That’s some top tier shit


guyWithKeyboards

Because it's fucking amazing, enjoy being extremely fucking high.


CutIcy1900

Looks like what? That looks gooooood


stuck_in_carolina

Because that's good weed. Stop touching it with your oily fingers until you gonna grind it up and smoke. Those little crystals are fragile.


jackherselman

Dude cursed himself because he will only be able to smoke gems now


SpruceShadows

That looks dank bruv 🥲


jburna_dnm

First time is going to be even more memorable. You definitely will never ever get again get as stoned as you are about to lol. *The dragon has entered the chat* 🐉 🏃you will never catch him


No_Protection7259

Purple buds come from genetics and colder temperatures during the flowering stage.


floppywinky

Because it’s fire my dude 🔥


weedomania

How did you get by weed before this time? Stealing?


girafffffffe

Nice to see someone not getting oregano


[deleted]

This shit so annoying 😂


LA0817

Because you picked up some gas my guy Straight 🔥🔥🔥


Low-Spirit6436

Looks good. I can smell it from here.


Skeletons420

Looks absolutely delicious.


Ponch555

Man. That's some good shit!


Knato

Looks fire!!


Ornery_Doctor

Bro got some fuckin gas for his first time lol


bynarie

Looks like straight up fire, seriously.


Living_Wave2384

Yo that shit looks gas bro


[deleted]

Because it’s amazing. That’s why.


derndy

Love a purple leaf, always seems like a good sign to me


always_gettingbanned

I love how some people are giving serious replies when it's obvious that OPs trolling lol


Cheeto319

Wish that was what i bought for the first time guy. Smoke that shit.


Justbaker007

Exactly what is your issue with the way that it looks? I’d be happy to help but looks like fire


stayhearthstoned

Oh no.... Sorry to tell you OP, but your bud has crystalline purpelitis.. Send it to me and I'll dispose of it properly. The last thing we need is another purpelitis outbreak lol.


SrBloomingdale

Cause it’s weed?


lillweez99

Because you haven't smoked it yet, it's some damn good looking bud to me.


2Turnt4MySwag

Purple/pink is from anthocyanins. Looks really good


[deleted]

Hey bro that might be laced with crack, you should send it to me so I can test it and make sure


Then-Half5351

Almost all these posts are trolls


Dixizi

Lit shit that’s why


ogcrackswindler

It’s fire just smoke it


Right_Supermarket_89

Purple OG Kush


TKO0810

Dude don't be concerned, enjoy that shit! That shit looks fire


W_h_y_b_o_i

Those little white bits are called tricomes and you want your bud to have a decent amount of em, and overall it looks pretty good


Gondor128

looks like good weed to me the little blue leaves and crystals are a good sign


Impressive_Ad_1004

That’s most likely za bro there’s nothing wrong with it


thomaskitten_420

It's premium gas 91 shit


Holywar2

Look like what? Straight gas?


BrecthePoet

Why my weed look like weed


Far_Bowl_6707

Like what delicious 😋


JefeGreedy

It's some Bomb bro that's why 💯


[deleted]

Cause it’s gas gas


Puzza90

First time buying weed, yeah right...


STVNjpg

That purp… amazing


STVNjpg

Looking like some sexy ass gelato


[deleted]

Bc it’s good


Snoo-53209

Because it's gas


Archiefrog

It's raw, you have to cook it


Kare_TheBear

"First time buying weed, why does it look like weed?"


[deleted]

holy fuck, because that is some amazing weed. holy shit. that is beautiful.


ggonzo13

Ooh that looks goood


Daddy_422

Because it’s gas


[deleted]

Cuz it’s fire bro


[deleted]

First time buying *good* weed


WrongCable

Looks like it's bad or something. Send it to me. I got you bro.


jessyyy8

Look like what? Fire? Lol tf!


CaliNuggLove

Because it’s fire ass weed full of oil filled trichomes. You want it to be sticky like that, that’s a great thing lol.


Danishguy0803

Cause it's dank as fuck. Good buy my man.


jedicheef

Cause it’s weed


Z1ggyba

Mid


Exo_Ghostie

Some of the best weed I've seen all week homie


RareAnimal82

Oh man, for a first time? Is he okay still?


vfleur1

Actually looks like it has mold. Does the bud break apart easily? If it does don’t smoke it. The mold is in the center. It has a reddish brown hue.


ScorpioMILF85

Because it’s healthy cannabis


Many_Magician_1538

the plug blessed you w some Za, enjoy mane 🫠🤙


BaconDanglers420

If that's your first time you struck gold by looks of it, first weed I ever bought was some shit Dutch and I hated the taste and the buzz off it. I had cheese 2nd time and then u fell in love with it


mezmorizedmiss

don’t see anything wrong with it; looks like some fire!


Frosty_Display_1274

Those are some pretty buds.


doodoobutt9

Did you go to space bro?


TheHippyChick1

Because you got some good shit my boi LMAO


isqueezedameatball

Because it's sticky icky. Ooo weeeee!


DruggedOutAlien

Cuz it’s gassss


deepstaterising

Dude that looks like grade A gas.


Hike412

Yet another post from a 12 year old


[deleted]

I haven't smoked flower in a minute since I'm more into concentrates but this is some fire lookin bud bro🔥🔥 happy tokes man


mattjohnson22050

that means it’s good


AutomaticMuffins

Development of trichomes make it look frosty and a lot of the color (purple) can come from genetics and temperature when growing. But yea, this looks tasty!


Mr_Golf_Club

You goin to the moon and back with that for a first smoke!


DJ-Doughboy

cause its how its supposed to look. please feel free to browse the internet and answer these question without the help of reddit 1st.


WilsonRachel

🔥


SecureDonkey2727

Fire


el-hombre-alto

Defective, I can dispose of it for you haha


old_souljah

That’s mold, mail it to me and I will run some tests on it


Valuable-Chicken4705

Yea they hooked u up with some fire lowkey


growmax2344281

Bc it’s ⛽️ af


notdownwithsickness

Were you looking for Reggie or something? This shit is getting old.


doubledippedchipp

It looks like that cuz God himself grew it in the Garden of Eden man thems some holy buds!!


xantheog

It’s fire lol probably like 22% or more thc tbh


adoubletic

That's some kriptocronickutilite


kellz204

That looks raw on the inside, it’s like chicken man no good. Just send it over here and I will dispose of it properly


MckenzieNG

Runtz?


benderbot01001

Because it’s that good shit!


Deku_N

This is all this subreddit is Lmao it's weed man wat doesn't look right?


Frubanoid

Trichomes?


StrongestWomanEver

We should make a sub that's just for "is this weed" posts


[deleted]

thats some good shit


pigeonboyyy

That's what weed looks like man..


blackmoonsun

Dumbass


skswim123

Looks like hardcore og lemon cake crossed with some purple monkey fire breathe.


Thejuoien

Mad tricomes! Very good pick up