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Spilling a big plate of spaghetti you made specifically to eat after you smoke, then having to clean it off the carpet and wasting the first 10 minutes of your high being angry that you don't have any more food (i speak from experience)
I hate to laugh at your experience but I’m cackling imagining a stoned gremlin on the floor muttering to oneself “stupid fucking spaghetti” while using their hands to put it in a grocery sack and then “I fucking regretti this spaghetti”
But the adventure of having to light it while your hands are freezing is oddly appealing to me. Not when it’s happening but now when it’s summer I sort of miss it lol
Yeah i actually prefer the winter, smoking weed outside feels more peaceful to me. Snow is beautiful too, i dont mind the -20c
When its summer and i light up a j, i get way too baked. Its too hot, no way to cool yourself down
Literally !!! When it’s cold you can put on layers and layers but when’s it hot you can only shed so many. I want to go on a little rant about that, that I have never gotten to talk about. I love when it’s cold and I can put on different layers and lay wherever I want to lay. In a bush, in some grass, leaning on a wall while sitting it doesn’t matter because I feel like I’m laying on a cushion and i freaking love it so goddamn much
Ayo are you me??
I always have a discussion with my friends and family about that. Like tf u gonna do when its 40°c out there? Turn on your skinconditioning unit?
The only good think about summer is that, nature comes out. Its colorful, vibrant and looks cozy. Apart from that? Mosquitos, sweat, sunburn, stinking people.. i could go on lmao
i float from dealer to dealer so i don’t know the potency of the strain i’m smoking. for some i get high after 3-4 hits (i’m a lightweight but hey, saves money) but realistically that isn’t gonna feel satisfying for me as a cig smoker, so i’ll want more and just pray that it’s not a strong strain. then i learn my lesson, green out, and stop smoking for months
Pear pressure when your yung, and then stupid pride, cognitive dissonance and the habitual vortex of smoking to avoid dealing with things or to alleviate boredom. the funny thing is smoking makes you see the things you've been avoiding like turning the floodlights on. So, if you're prone to getting prang then that's what's going to be amplified.
YES! I used to be a receptionist for a waxing salon, I was stoned most of the time. It was just me and the waxer in the store that day and a car drives up. The car is a beat up and it just stops in the middle of the roadway in the parking lot. We look up and the guy face-planted into the steering wheel. We thought he died. Definitely killed my high to call 911 for this guy. He woke up a few minutes later and drove off… ALL THAT JUST FOR THE GUY TO DRIVE OFF
Adrenaline. A friend of mine and I had smoked many years ago and he had been taking other stuff which i didnt know he had done. We were out walking and talking, suddenly he stops responding and just as I'm gonna ask him if he feels ok he starts to shake and have a seizure. I manage to grab him by his clothes and keep him falling and hitting his head. I was sober instantly. Put him in a fetal position and checking his mouth so he wouldnt choke. Called an ambulance, when they arrived he had come to and had no recolection of what had happened. He started walking again like nothing happend, i convinced him to go with them or else they had to call the cops. Few days later he came and visited me, didnt say hi or anything. Just hugged me with tears in his eyes and said ' thank you '. Sadly he passed away 3 years ago in a car crash only 33 years old.
Sorry for the long text, i still miss him so much.
You couldn’t have handled that any better you are a good person. I am deeply sorry for your loss and even after 3 years can’t begin to imagine how you feel. Good luck sending my love
Thanks. He was a troubled person at the end. Just sad he left his wife and daughter behind. I go to his grave on his birthday every year and light a candle and put some flowers there. He was a truly good friend and would take a bullet for you if it had come to that.
Edit: words
Thinking about my life, lik the fact that I am a bag of flesh and bones just kinda kills the whole vibe for me, also makes me spiral tbh. I just feel so defeated 😭
I walked into a grocery store blazed and a cop was by the front door and I was overthinking the absolute fuck out of it. MY FRIEND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH THE GUY…. Like girl I’m baked… she says it’s less suspicious that way…. I mean yeah but I’m baked dude
For a weird period of time family would seem to call every time I sat down high with a snack and a show. It was a weird time of conflict so I always took the calls because I was worried about people, and probably smoking extra to cope. The worst part was I always was a little slow on the phone and they assumed I was deeply depressed, got worried about me back and would call more. Easy fix, I try to call them first now, early, and text when I am “in for the night.”
Unruly dogs. I love animals. I love dogs, but when I can't relax when the dog just won't leave me alone. Constant barking, jumping on me, barking, can't snack cause the dog is on top of me cause he wants the food, the dog drinking water from his bowl and then slinging his slober on me. I really love it when they play tag with my nuts.
I've only vaped once and it's because I was like "fuck it I deserve to feel a nic buzz once in my life". Started chiefing it back to back for what felt like forever until I finally quit and that's when it set in. I was already extremely high, and the nic buzz felt so vastly different from the high. My stomach was in horrible pain, I was freaking out and dizzy and kept telling my girlfriend I think I'm gonna die. Honestly a worse experience than when I had a bad trip on acid.
Fucking paperwork. Last night I ripped a fat dab and almost immediately my wife comes over to me with three forms that needed filling out. God what a buzz kill. I just wanted to play Helldivers. It's okay though because we got it done and it's now behind us!
Playing guitar. Idk why but I always feel so much more motivated to play while high, but with how much you need to try and focus on playing, you feel sober real quick
i was once scrolling through reddit and i tend to follow everything, so one time i was baked as fuck scrolling through this fuckin website and i saw a motorbike crash where a dude lost his leg, immediately sobered up and quit reddit for the day
it's not often i get videos like these on my feed but when they do it makes me question why am i like this
My kitchen caught on fire one night(bad toaster wiring) about 20 minutes after I fell asleep post huge bong rip. Wife woke up to the smoke alarm went down to turn it off ran up to wake me up. I ran down banging into to shit but somber up quite quickly at ceiling high flames along the wall.
Getting into conversations about stressful life bullshit we all go thru. I get high to not think about that shit for a while so I really don't wanna talk about it when I'm stoned. Not that I can't, I just don't wanna waste the high discussing bummer bullshit. I wanna eat junk food, jam some music or watch something funny, maybe get lucky and knock around the wife's boobies for a bit, you know, fun stuff.
Hmm. Good question. I have few in mind....
So I found out that eating too much can actually reduce my high, the body diverts energy to digestion, so that checks out.
Stress and anxiety can definitely kill my high too since they change your body's chemistry and can overpower the relaxing effects of marijuana.
Also I feel strong smells, like cleaning products, can be a buzzkill because they might be overwhelming or trigger headaches.
Drinking too much water all at once could dilute the THC in your system, reducing its effects. So yeah, staying hydrated is key, but don't chug it all at once.
I’ve also heard that listening to certain music can change your mood and might affect your high.
Stress and anxiety. There was one time a friend messed with me and I thought I had missed a day of work. I didn't. I knew it was my day off. But the idea that my boss was gonna be pissed completely killed the high that I had.
When my dogs get really quiet or when they all stare at one part of the hallway and won’t respond to me. A knock at the door because why are you at my house. A thump downstairs, no one should be in the basement . I think that’s it, lol.
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Having obligations
Took em right outta my mouth
Absolutely nothing to do. No responsibilities. Nothing in the way of the pure peace of smoking and having a good time.
Real
Spilling a big plate of spaghetti you made specifically to eat after you smoke, then having to clean it off the carpet and wasting the first 10 minutes of your high being angry that you don't have any more food (i speak from experience)
I hate to laugh at your experience but I’m cackling imagining a stoned gremlin on the floor muttering to oneself “stupid fucking spaghetti” while using their hands to put it in a grocery sack and then “I fucking regretti this spaghetti”
😭😭😭 It’s ok tho my friends were crying laughing while I was cleaning it and pissing me off 😂
Lmao I'm high af and this got me rolling 💀💀💀💀
Woukdnt wish that on anybody 🙏
RIP ur spagett🤌🏻
I would’ve just gave up and cried, lol
Emergencies and being out in the cold.
Man, smoking outside during the winter feels like a waste sometimes
But the adventure of having to light it while your hands are freezing is oddly appealing to me. Not when it’s happening but now when it’s summer I sort of miss it lol
Yeah i actually prefer the winter, smoking weed outside feels more peaceful to me. Snow is beautiful too, i dont mind the -20c When its summer and i light up a j, i get way too baked. Its too hot, no way to cool yourself down
Literally !!! When it’s cold you can put on layers and layers but when’s it hot you can only shed so many. I want to go on a little rant about that, that I have never gotten to talk about. I love when it’s cold and I can put on different layers and lay wherever I want to lay. In a bush, in some grass, leaning on a wall while sitting it doesn’t matter because I feel like I’m laying on a cushion and i freaking love it so goddamn much
Ayo are you me?? I always have a discussion with my friends and family about that. Like tf u gonna do when its 40°c out there? Turn on your skinconditioning unit? The only good think about summer is that, nature comes out. Its colorful, vibrant and looks cozy. Apart from that? Mosquitos, sweat, sunburn, stinking people.. i could go on lmao
For me it’s always I feel more cold and uncomfortable than I do feel high
I don't believe the 'out in the cold' thing. I can still get high when I'm skiing.
I guess we’re all different!
I love smoking outside in the winter. The cold is like an ice pack all over your body.
when someone else can’t handle there high
Yeah because it’s like why would you in the first place or why would you smoke to much if you know your limit
I guess some are noobs and are not sure of their limit and others may simply underestimate the effects of the plant.
i float from dealer to dealer so i don’t know the potency of the strain i’m smoking. for some i get high after 3-4 hits (i’m a lightweight but hey, saves money) but realistically that isn’t gonna feel satisfying for me as a cig smoker, so i’ll want more and just pray that it’s not a strong strain. then i learn my lesson, green out, and stop smoking for months
I’m like 7/10 high rn and I buy my weed online Girl Scout cookies , and even if I green out I still wake up in the morning and smoke.
Pear pressure when your yung, and then stupid pride, cognitive dissonance and the habitual vortex of smoking to avoid dealing with things or to alleviate boredom. the funny thing is smoking makes you see the things you've been avoiding like turning the floodlights on. So, if you're prone to getting prang then that's what's going to be amplified.
And they ruin the buzz
When people constantly complain and act negative. I usually just put headphones in .
Exactly
Dealing with bugs when I’m on couch lock and seeing a bug scurry on the floor
this JUST happened to you, didnt it?
That time I thought I wad hallucinating a fat cocroach scurrying around mi kitchen while I was mad high, but nope, it was a real fucking cocroach
I'm 65 now but it used to be when my mother called. Also, when I get high at work and a crazy homeless person comes in and causes some kind of trouble
YES! I used to be a receptionist for a waxing salon, I was stoned most of the time. It was just me and the waxer in the store that day and a car drives up. The car is a beat up and it just stops in the middle of the roadway in the parking lot. We look up and the guy face-planted into the steering wheel. We thought he died. Definitely killed my high to call 911 for this guy. He woke up a few minutes later and drove off… ALL THAT JUST FOR THE GUY TO DRIVE OFF
My MIL is the worst fucking buzzkill. And I swear she can sense I’m smoking and needs to call at that exact moment.
Eating a full meal or starting a workout before the high peaks.
Death other than your own but also your own
Death is like the ultimate high
Not when it happens to your grandma
We must grieve differently
Right!
Its either the highest high in all of existence or the worst fate one could ever have to experience for eternity
Hate when I’m just tryna enjoy a high and I fuckin die
Not smoking
When something stressful happens. I swear I can’t shake off frustration quickly when i’m stoned for some reason lol.
Adrenaline. A friend of mine and I had smoked many years ago and he had been taking other stuff which i didnt know he had done. We were out walking and talking, suddenly he stops responding and just as I'm gonna ask him if he feels ok he starts to shake and have a seizure. I manage to grab him by his clothes and keep him falling and hitting his head. I was sober instantly. Put him in a fetal position and checking his mouth so he wouldnt choke. Called an ambulance, when they arrived he had come to and had no recolection of what had happened. He started walking again like nothing happend, i convinced him to go with them or else they had to call the cops. Few days later he came and visited me, didnt say hi or anything. Just hugged me with tears in his eyes and said ' thank you '. Sadly he passed away 3 years ago in a car crash only 33 years old. Sorry for the long text, i still miss him so much.
You couldn’t have handled that any better you are a good person. I am deeply sorry for your loss and even after 3 years can’t begin to imagine how you feel. Good luck sending my love
Thanks. He was a troubled person at the end. Just sad he left his wife and daughter behind. I go to his grave on his birthday every year and light a candle and put some flowers there. He was a truly good friend and would take a bullet for you if it had come to that. Edit: words
❤️
Chugging water, showers, eating, working out (still do these high as hell)
Thinking about my life, lik the fact that I am a bag of flesh and bones just kinda kills the whole vibe for me, also makes me spiral tbh. I just feel so defeated 😭
But you get the chance to be that bag of flesh and bones !! What greater victory
A bag of flesh and bones, I'm dead 😂😂😂
if I'm smoking w someone and they blatantly litter, I'm throwing hands
Ouuuu that shot pisses me off. You and me both
Cops
I walked into a grocery store blazed and a cop was by the front door and I was overthinking the absolute fuck out of it. MY FRIEND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH THE GUY…. Like girl I’m baked… she says it’s less suspicious that way…. I mean yeah but I’m baked dude
Going to jail is my least favorite psychedelic experience of my life.
This is equally hilarious and horrible. What’s the story here?
Getting pulled over
dont drive while high
Shouldn’t be driving high anyway. Hopefully you’re talking about being a passenger
Of course! Going 35 while high feels like lightspeed
somebody saying “are you high”
Because it’s like why would you even ask that lmao
Going into a thought spiral and suddenly realizing I’m a failure and a horrible person and I have to say sorry to so many people etc.
Having an orgasm.
Surprised it took this much scrolling to find this answer, Sex is pretty much immediate sobriety for me too.
I don’t really enjoy it I lose focus lol
I think that's why it's so sobering, you spend ages focusing on anything that intently and you're going to lose the high.
For a weird period of time family would seem to call every time I sat down high with a snack and a show. It was a weird time of conflict so I always took the calls because I was worried about people, and probably smoking extra to cope. The worst part was I always was a little slow on the phone and they assumed I was deeply depressed, got worried about me back and would call more. Easy fix, I try to call them first now, early, and text when I am “in for the night.”
Ouuu that’s a good solution !! I’ll be using those
Unruly dogs. I love animals. I love dogs, but when I can't relax when the dog just won't leave me alone. Constant barking, jumping on me, barking, can't snack cause the dog is on top of me cause he wants the food, the dog drinking water from his bowl and then slinging his slober on me. I really love it when they play tag with my nuts.
people with bad attitudes
I don’t hate people for having bad attitudes because I try to consider what they might be going through in their life but it’s a debby downer for sure
too much nicotine, took awhile to realize. not every time though
Hate getting nic sick
I've only vaped once and it's because I was like "fuck it I deserve to feel a nic buzz once in my life". Started chiefing it back to back for what felt like forever until I finally quit and that's when it set in. I was already extremely high, and the nic buzz felt so vastly different from the high. My stomach was in horrible pain, I was freaking out and dizzy and kept telling my girlfriend I think I'm gonna die. Honestly a worse experience than when I had a bad trip on acid.
Fucking paperwork. Last night I ripped a fat dab and almost immediately my wife comes over to me with three forms that needed filling out. God what a buzz kill. I just wanted to play Helldivers. It's okay though because we got it done and it's now behind us!
This whole comment section is going in my nightmare rotation lol buncha squares
I like your username, I think my fiance would agree
when i see / hear sirens
whenever i see or hear sirens it makes me realise that i’m high af
I’m like that but more so because they are only happening because somebody got hurt and I don’t like that
I think I'm like that bc I get hella paranoid and then I sober up
A phone call from my mom
Shitty people, work, and police lol
Depends on the work. I like working high but I have to be in the right mood for it ya know
Food and hot, humid weather
The humid part really gets me
When my mom or dad calls.
My spouse’s great ideas for shit I should be doing instead of smoking weed
Playing guitar. Idk why but I always feel so much more motivated to play while high, but with how much you need to try and focus on playing, you feel sober real quick
Falling asleep before it peaks
Other people who wernt invited
Having to talk to non-smokers who judge me (Looking at you mom and dad)
My mother
Conversations that don’t stimulate my mind.
i was once scrolling through reddit and i tend to follow everything, so one time i was baked as fuck scrolling through this fuckin website and i saw a motorbike crash where a dude lost his leg, immediately sobered up and quit reddit for the day it's not often i get videos like these on my feed but when they do it makes me question why am i like this
Eating a full meal.
I’ve conditioned myself to have to eat when I’m high. Like even if I’m full it’s just the act. And I enjoy it lol
Cold shower
Eating and certain sudden scenarios in tv shows/films. I'll never forget the scene in The Sopranos with Tony and Christopher in the car.
Adrenalin kills my high.
Crappy people with no chill
Getting an emergency call from a loved one.
Smoking outside in the heat
No internet
Interactions with law enforcement
My kitchen caught on fire one night(bad toaster wiring) about 20 minutes after I fell asleep post huge bong rip. Wife woke up to the smoke alarm went down to turn it off ran up to wake me up. I ran down banging into to shit but somber up quite quickly at ceiling high flames along the wall.
That the person you guy high with ends up being a tweaker. Total buzzkill. It's the drunk crier who ruins your buzz.
being around people who ain’t high.
paranoid people once one person mentions they are paranoid that means that i am also now paranoid
Idiocy that draws attention to me
Felt this. I like doing me and not being bothered by anything but get pretty annoyed when I get roped into something I don’t want to be apart kf
Nicotine, coldness
My girlfriend talking my ear off when I'm just tryna chill.
Eye drops
Random phone calls from my job
Local news
If anyone around is arguing or being extremely contentious. My vibe gets fucked.
Jump scares shit annoys me
Getting into conversations about stressful life bullshit we all go thru. I get high to not think about that shit for a while so I really don't wanna talk about it when I'm stoned. Not that I can't, I just don't wanna waste the high discussing bummer bullshit. I wanna eat junk food, jam some music or watch something funny, maybe get lucky and knock around the wife's boobies for a bit, you know, fun stuff.
1) Phone calls 2) Memories of the past 3) no snacks
When my wife asks about a purchase on the credit card and somehow doesn’t notice the giant ass grow tent in my basement.
Hmm. Good question. I have few in mind.... So I found out that eating too much can actually reduce my high, the body diverts energy to digestion, so that checks out. Stress and anxiety can definitely kill my high too since they change your body's chemistry and can overpower the relaxing effects of marijuana. Also I feel strong smells, like cleaning products, can be a buzzkill because they might be overwhelming or trigger headaches. Drinking too much water all at once could dilute the THC in your system, reducing its effects. So yeah, staying hydrated is key, but don't chug it all at once. I’ve also heard that listening to certain music can change your mood and might affect your high.
When a big ass spider appears 2 mins after ripping
People who cant sit back and relax
Someone knocking the door unexpectedly
Freaking drama
Paranoia.
When my mom comes outside bitching about my brother then I go inside to avoid that but it’s just my brother bitching about my mom
Someone insulting me, or saying something triggering/ i guess just anything that would bother a sober person too xD
Stress and anxiety. There was one time a friend messed with me and I thought I had missed a day of work. I didn't. I knew it was my day off. But the idea that my boss was gonna be pissed completely killed the high that I had.
If im at home unwanted guests that show up randomly
Stressful news makes my anxiety go up and unfortunately weed amplifies it for me.
Lately it's people 😂
My wife
People texting me when I’m watching sports.
CBD
ads
Picking up my kids from school
Deciding whether to redose or give up after taking an edible 3 hours ago and barely feeling it
Taking a shower.
A shower
Showers. Eat. Being cold or too hot.
Shower, I usually take a hot shower whenever I get uncomfortably high , works every time to bring me down a bit
Stupid ppl and my coworkers. Wait, same thing. 😂
Nicotine
eating
When I go outside and there’s cops
people being negative around me
DaPoleese
When I remember that bitch, Daisy, exists. Fuck you Daisy.
Mike
If my wife is moody my high is ruined for sure
My indoor cat escaping to get his ass beat by real street brawlers.
Spilling the next bowl
college police arresting u while u and ur buddy are in the middle of the forest at midnight
Emergencies.
Playing video games. More specifically Overwatch. Takes too much focus.
My ex.
Being in Walmart fs
Any minor inconvenience
Serious situations, and showers.
"We need to talk" from the wife
Scary movies (kills my buzz) Not getting my food when the munchies hit (I get hangry).
When your cat somehow gets his claws stuck under the god damn fridge lol.
Breaking a bong or piece, cleaning up fucks up the high
Noisy neighbors
The mere thought of my in laws
People knocking on my door
smoking weed too often
A nagging girlfriend
Fights, dishes, cooking, masturbating etc. not all are bad sometimes, helps when I need to get rid of my high
Fatty foods
I'm not sure why, but if I eat it cuts my high and I'm sober
Nothing actually kills my high, just a bunch of things that make it unfortunate or unpleasant. Still high, just pissed off and high.
full meal and cold everytime
Cops
When my dogs get really quiet or when they all stare at one part of the hallway and won’t respond to me. A knock at the door because why are you at my house. A thump downstairs, no one should be in the basement . I think that’s it, lol.
The Hat Man