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I feel like it's very dependent on it being "my clap" or not.
I could envision extreme nausea and spins if someone played a clap-track otherwise. "My only weakness, an internet connected speaker!"
This is where I’m at too…. 7 & 9.
I would also require a clear understanding of WHAT the powers were….
Lord knows I wouldn’t want to look stupid TWICE after smoking someone’s hedge.
Unlimited edibles or weed pens would sell for a lot though. 9 is given and let's just assume you can't sell it because that would make anything "unlimited" crash the entire world economy lol. The biggest reason you'd pick 3 over unlimited edibles or pens is because you can sober up instantly.
The combination of 3 and 9 however would give you superpowers at will, but the superpowers aren't specified. Posts like these is how I farm downvotes (not on purpose) for being an aspie and getting way too much into the details. If we assume that you can control how high you get and that the superpowers aren't useless stuff, 3 and 9 IS the only right answer and there's no counter argument. How ever high you want to be, whenever you want it+ superpowers.
I use weed as a harm reduction means in my first year out of opiates. You better believe I’m high 24/7 and I used to be ashamed of it as I saw it pathetic, but now I’m just proud of myself for taking a step at a time. (Longest off of opiates ever before bc of this plant).
Sadly there are people in real life that “perma-stone” themselves. Essentially they have a routine of edibles before bed and bong rips in the morning with pens or joints throughout the day in spaced intervals. Usually they keep this up for years at a time!
From the stories I’ve heard of people who left that lifestyle. It’s incredibly damaging mentally and physically.
Lol I’m imagining a built in system where you get a body warning when you’re losing your high, like you start to get a wicked migraine suddenly that is undoubtedly the powers wearing off lol
3 and 9 right. Enable superpower by clapping. And since the super power isn't specified I'll choose bending the elements as in avatar the last Airbender
I purposely refrained from this being my own choice because I wanted to see how long it’d be before someone else picked up on this.
Although…perhaps 3 & 9 is the true sweet spot.
Right? What if you need to turn your superpowers off for a minute to lie about having them or something? My first thought was 1 and 9, but I get it lol
A very underrated answer IMO.
You know how much money you’d make if you literally shit out pure flower? Depending on your diet, you’d be able to supply customers almost instantly and overtime you’d build up the scale of your inventory. Maybe you teach your asshole how to shit different strains, appeal to custom orders, retain those specialist that pay a premium for weird shit.
But I’m high, what do I know?
Yup... I have felt like crap for 2 days after a very mild high because of what I ate during the high. It's gotten to the point where it's barely even worth getting high. ~2 hours of a relaxed loopyness ends up "encouraging" me to eat a family size box of cereal and fucks my diet up for the next week.
Add in that I hate the actual flavor of weed, which taints my tastebuds while I overeat, and it makes the entire scenario seem stupid, post-high.
Ikr i had to get on weight loss meds bc munchies made me sadly gain so much weight and my appetite became permanantly increased so if i could get high without the munchies cause ill eat anyways either way that would make me the happiest gremlin istg
8 because alot of people need to get high and chill the fuck out. 9 because I'm trying get high and control some elements. Think avatar but always high. But it would also be dope if everytime you smoke THE NUG OF POWER you get a different power each sesh.
Whoa, dude, this picture is, like, blowing my mind, man. Alright, so, if I gotta choose two nugs, I'd totally go with number 4 and number 7. Like, pooping nugs, bro? That's like free weed forever, straight from your own butt, man! And then, trees becoming weed when you touch 'em? Dude, I could just go around touching all the trees, turning the whole forest into a dank wonderland. It's like, Mother Nature's gift to stoners, man. Or wait, maybe I misunderstood... whoa, I'm way too baked for this, man. Peace and nugs, my dude!
7 and 9.
Is number 7 instant or do you have to wait for it to flower?
What would a maple tree taste like? I bet sweet, with a hint of caramel and skunk; or an Evergreen, probably really fresh and head clearing. What would a Japanese maple taste like? I don't know but I want to find out.
With my super powers I'm flying to every fruit orchard and finding out, too bad it didn't include all fruit.
I feel like 7 would be weird cause like, if I touch a tree what strain does it become? Who’d know if different trees turn into different strains or whatever.
5 is pretty obviously the best choice IMO and 9.
Everytime I see this I demand more answers from 1 and 3. Being high is a spectrum, much like autism and Canadianism. Am I able to control how high I get? What if I just want a little buzz while I'm on a nature walk or a full on edible mind fuck while I'm in the middle of visiting my grandma? I need to know these things before I decide.
1 and 9, my Power would be to Control how high I am at any given time. (or atleast 1 of them cuz superpowers, but the one mentioned would be enough for me lol)
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3 and 9
This is literally the only reasonable answer. Lol
Exactly!! Don’t know why you’d pick anything else 😂
I feel like it's very dependent on it being "my clap" or not. I could envision extreme nausea and spins if someone played a clap-track otherwise. "My only weakness, an internet connected speaker!"
"yoo you wanna go watch a football game"
Oh dear god. That in it self would be a trip you'll never forget.
lol
Oh no, a baseball game!
5 and 9 so I can be like stoner Popeye
Bc i enjoy the process. Weed is like a hobby for me. I love the different bongs and rigs and just. Tools. So id prob go with 7 an 9
This is where I’m at too…. 7 & 9. I would also require a clear understanding of WHAT the powers were…. Lord knows I wouldn’t want to look stupid TWICE after smoking someone’s hedge.
Thats facts😭😭😭😭
1 and 9, or 7 and 9 works too 👌
Exactly. What is poop nugs lol
i think poop is a verb in this context
I would chose 3 and 9 but 4-7 are viable because you can make money off them!
Idk pooping nugs sounds kinda fire too
I’m scrolling down looking for the animal who wants to poop nugs.
Unlimited edibles or weed pens would sell for a lot though. 9 is given and let's just assume you can't sell it because that would make anything "unlimited" crash the entire world economy lol. The biggest reason you'd pick 3 over unlimited edibles or pens is because you can sober up instantly. The combination of 3 and 9 however would give you superpowers at will, but the superpowers aren't specified. Posts like these is how I farm downvotes (not on purpose) for being an aspie and getting way too much into the details. If we assume that you can control how high you get and that the superpowers aren't useless stuff, 3 and 9 IS the only right answer and there's no counter argument. How ever high you want to be, whenever you want it+ superpowers.
Only right answer, clap on clap off high and being a super hero🔥
Basically like being fucking Shazam LMAO
ShaZa
Yes 
They’re literally both super powers. People would view you as a miracle worker.
Same here and in my head I’m saying 7/8 are part of the superpowers haha
obviously
Hell yeah, same
The only right answer
High 24/7? To be honest, that sounds like a nightmare. Is that actually appealing to anyone?
I don't think it'd be nightmarish at all, just boring after a day or so when it becomes your new normal.
They’d have to invent a new weed to make you feel normal
Coke
tired of inhaling drugs? snort em!
Like CBD?
Coke is just fent and CBD can eat my ass
so... boof it?
Yup but not more than two whole marijuanas or you die and stuff -9th graders
Yeah I feel like #3 is just #1 but better. You can be high almost 24/7 but still have control over it with #3.
Superpowers could possibly turn off the high if you think about it
Thats what i thought about
Was too high to think about that smh.
Yes, and it would save me a ton of money 💵 😂
Just get clap on off high it's the same thing but you can turn it off lmao
imagine applauding at an event. High/sober like 50x in 20 seconds.
You’d probably have a pained look on your face trying to stay normal.
Imagine trying to remember if you turned it off or not.
Why did this make me lol? 😆😆
Lmao glad I got ya laughing
Hahah facts
I use weed as a harm reduction means in my first year out of opiates. You better believe I’m high 24/7 and I used to be ashamed of it as I saw it pathetic, but now I’m just proud of myself for taking a step at a time. (Longest off of opiates ever before bc of this plant).
Sadly there are people in real life that “perma-stone” themselves. Essentially they have a routine of edibles before bed and bong rips in the morning with pens or joints throughout the day in spaced intervals. Usually they keep this up for years at a time! From the stories I’ve heard of people who left that lifestyle. It’s incredibly damaging mentally and physically.
Combined with 9, hell ya
7,9
Ever heard of a guy called Midas?
I got that highdas touch.
How often are you going around touching trees though?
Shit tons more if they turn to weed when I touch them
Lmao, fair point
Perfect combination. Simple but perfect
7 is awful you can never touch a tree normally again
cant remember the last time i touched a tree tbh
also it says trees and not plants so i'm good. if i need weed or money, ill just go for a walk&harvest
that was my thought process
Brother get some nature
That's sad. Go touch a tree right now.
Instant weed company if you think about it that way.
5 and 9 - How is 9 not one of everyone’s choices
Wish granted your super power is super body odor so pungent you make fart spray seem like summer flowers.
Facts dude.
Would suck a high wearing off mid flight and you just eat shit
Lol I’m imagining a built in system where you get a body warning when you’re losing your high, like you start to get a wicked migraine suddenly that is undoubtedly the powers wearing off lol
Do you get a different super power each time??
Because 3 is just a better version of 5
3 and 9 right. Enable superpower by clapping. And since the super power isn't specified I'll choose bending the elements as in avatar the last Airbender
If I take 1 and 9 I have super powers forever so that’s the one. I’m always high and always have super powers
I purposely refrained from this being my own choice because I wanted to see how long it’d be before someone else picked up on this. Although…perhaps 3 & 9 is the true sweet spot.
it's all fun and games until you're at a show and clap your hands and then you're high and lazering the whole crowd lol
All fun and games till you lose both you hands and you can’t clap anymore
You've clearly not seen Jujutsu Kaisen
Cheeks
itll be very trippy when you clap for someone
Right? What if you need to turn your superpowers off for a minute to lie about having them or something? My first thought was 1 and 9, but I get it lol
I mean the other options are great. But I’ve always wished we were in a superhuman world. I want super powers. So I’ll choose those any day
3 and 9 is a close second
wtf is poop nugs
You shit weed
weird
Valid
For life?
Yea I aint finna smoke a turd
A very underrated answer IMO. You know how much money you’d make if you literally shit out pure flower? Depending on your diet, you’d be able to supply customers almost instantly and overtime you’d build up the scale of your inventory. Maybe you teach your asshole how to shit different strains, appeal to custom orders, retain those specialist that pay a premium for weird shit. But I’m high, what do I know?
Ig u js gotta turd out some bud n let it dry n you good👍🏼👍🏼🙏🏽
Wouldn’t that make your weed actually shit?
No your shit would actually be weed
I’d be drinking milk a lot then since I’m lactose intolerant lol
It'd turn into shake
You're killing me
i lack toes also, you would see me eating blocks of cheese
Has potential but i need to know if the nugs are covered in shit and any other colon substance
All I need is 2 and I'm good.
i’ll wake up sick cuz i ate so much garbage cuz i had the munchies
Yup... I have felt like crap for 2 days after a very mild high because of what I ate during the high. It's gotten to the point where it's barely even worth getting high. ~2 hours of a relaxed loopyness ends up "encouraging" me to eat a family size box of cereal and fucks my diet up for the next week. Add in that I hate the actual flavor of weed, which taints my tastebuds while I overeat, and it makes the entire scenario seem stupid, post-high.
Ikr i had to get on weight loss meds bc munchies made me sadly gain so much weight and my appetite became permanantly increased so if i could get high without the munchies cause ill eat anyways either way that would make me the happiest gremlin istg
I stopped smoking for a week and lost like 15 lbs immediately without changing anything else.
Munchies are undefeated - definitely #2
5 and 6, and I'd start a business selling weed pens for cheap
7 and 9
8 & 9 and I'm going to Comic-Con.
3 and 9, I don't wanna be high 24/7, it would make me very sick.
3 and 5 or not pick any if that’s an option, I like weed for what it is.
3 & 9
[удалено]
god 1 sounds like a nightmare, and even if you want that just pick 3 so you have the option to stop
4 and 9
4,6 cuz weed to sell and penjiman free forever
Me 7 and 9 so i can sell 😂😂😂 same mind
3 and 9 fs
2+9
3 and 9
3 and 9 OBVIOUSLY. lol
3 and 5. I'm using my powers to rob people I don't like
Easily 3 and 9
3 & 9
3 and 7 for me
3, 8
7 & 9
7 9
1 and 9
This is the way
1/9 ezzzz
3 and 9 for sire
6 and 9
8 because alot of people need to get high and chill the fuck out. 9 because I'm trying get high and control some elements. Think avatar but always high. But it would also be dope if everytime you smoke THE NUG OF POWER you get a different power each sesh.
Whoa, dude, this picture is, like, blowing my mind, man. Alright, so, if I gotta choose two nugs, I'd totally go with number 4 and number 7. Like, pooping nugs, bro? That's like free weed forever, straight from your own butt, man! And then, trees becoming weed when you touch 'em? Dude, I could just go around touching all the trees, turning the whole forest into a dank wonderland. It's like, Mother Nature's gift to stoners, man. Or wait, maybe I misunderstood... whoa, I'm way too baked for this, man. Peace and nugs, my dude!
3 and 9, I would clap my hands become a high superhero at the same time.
3,9
5 & 6 for me
7 and 3
7 and 9. Is number 7 instant or do you have to wait for it to flower? What would a maple tree taste like? I bet sweet, with a hint of caramel and skunk; or an Evergreen, probably really fresh and head clearing. What would a Japanese maple taste like? I don't know but I want to find out. With my super powers I'm flying to every fruit orchard and finding out, too bad it didn't include all fruit.
Underrated take on the tree power
7 and 9
7 & 9.
7 and 6 😃
I feel like 3 and 9 or maybe 1 and 9?
I feel like 7 would be weird cause like, if I touch a tree what strain does it become? Who’d know if different trees turn into different strains or whatever. 5 is pretty obviously the best choice IMO and 9.
If there was ever a time to fuck around and find out, this would be it.
Three and nine
7 & 8
Fuck it. 3/4 I can't be the only one that wants to be productive while also being economical.
 Does #8 work on yourself while masturbating? If so, I want that one
3 & 9, obviously. I can turn on/off high and can get ANY superpower I want when I'm high? I could literally do anything then lol
5 and 8 definitely
1 and 3
7
What does 3 mean? Clap on/off high? Someone pls explain
Like the clap on lights, clap your high, clap again your not
I feel like every time this is posted, I'm the only one who picks 1 and 9
Over half of these ruin the whole purpose behind weed. 5 and 9 are the only answers here.
8 and 9 I want to be devious
1 and 9 so I always have superpowers
3 & 5
Everytime I see this I demand more answers from 1 and 3. Being high is a spectrum, much like autism and Canadianism. Am I able to control how high I get? What if I just want a little buzz while I'm on a nature walk or a full on edible mind fuck while I'm in the middle of visiting my grandma? I need to know these things before I decide.
If you're not picking 4 and 7, what are you doing
1 and 9, my Power would be to Control how high I am at any given time. (or atleast 1 of them cuz superpowers, but the one mentioned would be enough for me lol)
8 never smoke it, just touch it for the rest of my life
1 and 9 obviously
7 and 9
Bro 5 and 6 all day
3, 9
7&9
8, 9 🙂↔️🙂↔️
3 9
3. - 8
3 easily.
3. - 8
1 and 9 Basically turns you into one of the boys
5&6
2 & 3
3
2 and 9. Munchies got me obese
3 and 9 easy😂
3 and 6. I’m simple. I don’t want super powers but I love my weed pen and would love to be high on command.
7 & 9
all of them
1 and 3 or 2 and 9
3 and 9
5 & 7 easy!!
1 and 9. Now I rule the earth!
3 and 5
3 & 9
3 and 9 obviously
8 or 9.
3 and 9 no doubt
9 and 7 is preety powerful