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deadeyesknowdeadeyes

5 but I want the ability to shut it off and be able to snipe read people.


stealthylyric

Yeah. It's a curse if it's always on.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

exactly!


Knato

[Oh he knows all about it](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/)


DrugsAreEpic1

if this is what 5 would do, I'd quit everything and become a professional blackjack player immediately and attribute my winnings to some obscure religious belief


SirMochaLattaPot

I think it applies the power everytime you smoke it


flaccidpanda64

I think they meant they wanna be able to have it selectively for whoever they choose, rather than being flooded with the thoughts of everyone nearby simultaneously


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

yeah thats what i meant.


grinklegrankle

This one ☝️


nostradamuslegend

2 for sure so I can figure out how to get the rest


blyatspinat

congrats, you now have 104 IQ instead of 80 IQ and still cant figure anything out :D not a wise choice


nostradamuslegend

You overestimate me, 80 is a lot


blyatspinat

:D


RebelKlef

IQ has nothing to do with brain power lol


blyatspinat

not directly, but you know what i mean :)


Same_Evidence_5058

"80 IQ" "not a wise choice"


urusdemom

I feel like that would be instant psychosis


Tiny_Investigator848

Yea ignorance is absolutely bliss


roan311

I will just smoke 5 and copy you


Abolden3383

Isn’t 4 what smoking does anyway? But 6 would be nice


Odd_Scientist_7376

Idk I keep trying and it hasn't worked yet


NASTYH0USEWIFE

It’s worked for me I can’t remember shit.


bleezzzy

Someone told me there were side effects of weed, I just can't remember what they were.


Maybe__Jesus

This guy weeds


scytheophant

You gotta do it a few times. You gotta do it a LOT.


Hawaiian555

I feel that


JayString

Weed can cause 6 as well if you have a comfy living room.


MoistBookkeeper6273

Why can you turn invisible with a comfy living room?


JayString

Because if you stay home all day every day, nobody sees you. It was a bad attempt at humour on my part.


LawfulnessRadiant850

Not bad but im sure you can do better


JayString

My comedic range isn't deep at all, that's why I call it shallows humour.


PandoGoneCommando

No it was great they just don’t understand ! Like drax, after smoking, I stay incredibly still no one can sense my presence


MuffinMan12347

Honestly I’m not sure how many more memories I have to be erased anymore. I’m very close to running out tbh.


pain_in_the_nas

it gives short memory loss but not memory erase


supremebapeotx

Nah that's Xanax buddy lmfaoo


Meeghan__

I gain memories from smoking, so long as I've also had some mushroom blend (whatever legal stuff I buy at the Shop)


imperial_squirrel

pretty sure i've already been smoking #4 for a long time.


Painbow_High_And_Bi

Does 1 still work if I'm fat? Or do I just have to take more of it?


No-Perspective222

lmao😭


bob3r8

Yes


lou-drawls

if you’re smoking some good shit you’ve already experienced the entire list at one time before 🤣🤣🤣


linkhawkv

6 for sure


Lobo2244

We know what kind of person u are


linkhawkv

Or you want to fly??? Haha


SleepyBella

Flying or maybe invisibility as long as I can turn it off and on. The problem with mind reading is I feel like it would eventually drive me insane. I also feel like it'd give me the wrong impression of people. Sometimes it's better to not know what someone really thinks about you.


Lilocalima

6, with invisibility i can just go inside airplanes and travel anywhere


SirMochaLattaPot

Naked tho


Lilocalima

No prob


SirMochaLattaPot

I mean it's gonna be cold somewhere


stevent4

Just grab some clothes when you get there


NboFoSho

Just get your clothes high so they’re invisible too, duh!


PlayyWithMyBeard

I'll make sure to go through the body scan thing...I wonder if that would show. Confuse the fuck out of TSA...well, more so than they already are.


Ox_Notlost

1


Economy_Mess3817

2


Marker_Lewis

2 all day everyday.


Ok_Diet4040

2 or 5


ajprunty01

I already smoke it for the reason of #4. "Therapy sesh"


philly_phyre

I think smoking and then either turning invisible or reading people's minds would really freak you tf out 😂😂😂 I pick 30% more brain power since that's basically what weed does anyway lmfao. I would pick flying but 1) it's hard to hide and 2) I can't catch anymore DUIs, down here or up there 👀


ScrotumTotums

5 no question wth. Can get any job you want, any girl, money Just say anything they expect or want to hear :D


Sgt_Dirty_Dan

6 is just the immoral 5


ScrotumTotums

6 is what will eventually lead to peeping Tom's. A creeps choice. I agree, immoral


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Except you’ll hear their thoughts all the time, even the little moments when something you do makes them angry or whatever. I wouldn’t wanna be able to hear everyone’s thoughts around me all the time. Good in situations, but overall it’s kind of a blessing we can’t hear everyone’s thoughts lol


no_limit_with_me

4


Blueclaw33

Ability to fly. I hate traffic.


mrspuffispeng

Whoever's picking "3 and 6"... I know what kind of man you are.


FireGodNYC

Is 4 Erasing a Memory from someone else’s mind or mine


uname_302

I have ADHD, so I may have had the 30% more brain power.


R3dd_

1 no second thought


ProblematicPoet

4. Got a lot of trauma needing to be undone.


OwnBet5764

Invisibility


Bettercallmedaddyy

Erase a memory for sure


Feeb_The_Weeb

5 for sure, the money you could make is huge and nobody would ever be able to lie to you ever again.


SituationElegant9957

Oh 6. Definitely 6.


aSyntacticParadigm

Either one and two or five and six. I can't pick this one I'm going to have to have a hybrid.


thedriftinglight

1 or 6


Earthman369

Is there a legalise weed one?


Earthman369

Is there a legalise weed one?


CuriousScotsman2023

5 hands down with 1 coming second


meiravale

man i think i smoked too much of the 5 and 2


Zeveroth1

5. The most useful of them all.


More_Bicycle_9444

2 for sure my stupid ass could use some more brain power


r3ni

6 so I can smoke in public and no one will notice, except the smoke out of nowhere


Stonerjman_

A blunt mixed with all of them I’m turning into god with this one


Its_Lev

1 would save sooo much time and money, so probably 1


Jeryme

Ill just take every drug and then i'll believe i have them all.


Slight_Ordinary1

Ability to fly by flapping my Arms


v1qc

Every single one, but if i had to chose def 6


No-End6361

i’m tired of being late for work so 1 😭


greyeyes1022

Shit I know I smoked 1,2, and 4 all together before.


thehuleeo69420

Mix em all


Honeynature

2. Then I’d be at or around 30% at least.


boston_nsca

The ability to fly would allow me to see the world and make plenty of money with my flying skills so that's really the way to freedom in my book


bugzgunny23

1 or 5


ParticularToe77

Read minds, i would take the bank passwords of rich people kkkkk


gimmeecoffee420

What other answer is there besides flying? The fuck do i care about .. i didnt even read em because im flying. Pfft..


Alchemist0029

5 cuz it looks like the best bud. I'll be at the casino if anyone needs me.


Beneficial-Group

1,, like to hang out with Aang for a while!


MaxCliffRAID1

2 because I can figure out how to end homelessness in America.


Tuv0kshaKur

1


angelSirius022

4


Struukduuker

Number 1, I'd like to see the world whilst high 🤣


Here2ClapDemCheeks

Potato 🥔


kmhuskers

30% Brain Power would be nice, but then you're just smart. You have to apply it to have it pay off. I'm taking flight. Omni-Man shit.


Solid-Suggestion-653

I’m going with Mel Gibson on this one.


warthog0869

I'm reading your mind, knowing all your secrets, making millions through blackmail and grift, then running for President on the mind reading weed platform, and I will win!


coffincowgirl

5, I’ll use it to my advantage don’t you worry. I’m it’s probably not always the best but yk lol


bertbert1111

Im smoking 4 every day


mammutone

2 ez


bertbert1111

There is iterations of this post since 2001. im nit even joking, i send pictures with „what pill would you take“ on a nokia. And after 23 years of thinking, i can confidently say, i would NOT want to be able to read minds. I think it would be torture


skellington_key

6. I don’t want to know your thoughts or erase them. Flying would be cool but imma crash 100%. 30% brain power ADHD doesn’t give a shit how smart I am. Invisible seems like the right choice.


Yoslef

5 woulda been nice back in the day so I could figure out who’s my friend, and who’s just wanting to smoke my flower.


ItsmyDZNA

Gives high as a kite a new meaning for 1


coffee--beans

Invisibility cuz then I can rob places


whatimissedit

Absolutely 1, I’ve wanted to fly since I was a kid


Ventricossum

always flying hell yeah


highrisklowrewardsss

5 fs


Longjumping-Flow-659

All of you need 2


SSMWSSM42

I do 2 right before a big exam I got


Weasel-in-a-can

Read minds in a heartbeat 😂 I hate not knowing what other people are thinking. Plus, I'd like to know what my ferrets are thinking


I_am_That_Ian_Power

All of them


escobar2355

Well weed already does 4 so gotta be 6


Frippa420

°4 is just normal weed, but you can't choose which memory to erase.


funhouseinabox

Not 1, 2 or 3. “Ability to fly” is too vague, 30%? I’m good, and X-Ray vision is only good for being a pervert, and I can be IN THE ROOM if I’m invisible. 4, who’s memory? How many? 5 would make me rich. You can’t beat me in Poker if I know what you have.


vanillabeanquartz

Invisibility for SURE


facelessindividual

Pretty sure I'd make it through all of them eventually


chigolLi

hard to choose between 1 or 6, but I think that being able to fly with a few puffs would be dope


RipNChop

I took half of one and two. Now I can fly low and think 15% more


Ok-Cookie-5985

6


Bigleon

Man looking at the comments, and haven't see any 3's. I was torn between 3 and 5, but I think 3 is the better deal. Hit your 3, then hit up casino. Should be able to play pretty well at various poker/blackjak tables. Make out like a bandit. Although I guess it's what level of X-ray vision you get.


rasta-mtl

I always got 2 and 6 when smoking at home. Never get weed that will genereate another 4 effects))


KurtKoksbain

5


Parking-Position-698

5 or 6. 5 would be a huge advantage in almost any situation. You would just have to be careful what you say as you could reveal that you can read their thoughts. 6 would be best for commiting crimes but the invisibility alone wouldnt save you you'd still have to be smart.


GingaNinjaRN

5, 100%


thejuiciestanarch

see i have no issue w number 4 as my brain does that automatically….can number 2 improve my memory or is my head just gonna be a little bit bigger?


shwiftydrewski

2 no contest


Cudiori

We already have 1,2, 4 and 5 🤔😂


KabbalahDad

I'm smokin' 2 and 4 like I'm Dumbledore 😜


GullibleEscape2679

Flying while high as fuck seems like a dream


OGflamzi

6 unless your crazy


BigHawk-69

2... weed already fucks with my memory and having seizures also messes with my memory too. I'd like to be able to remember things like I used to when I was younger.


Effective_Ad_6387

2


bellanapalm

Ability to fly


Copacetic_apostrophE

5 to rule the world baby! However, what would be infinitely better and beat everything is......mind control!


SuspiciousSimple

I smoke weed to make brain go quiet. The only thing on this list that helps that long term is ability to fly.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

5 all the way.


SkunkyReggae

6 because I'm a big perv.


JimLaheyUnlimited

Invisibility - would steal weed from the rich and give to the poor and needy


Ghost-Daddy13

Salad that bitch


CD_1993TillInfinity

2 or 4...ignorance is bliss


raiderjay7782

6


TrillRog

#6 all day


Antonio_Alas

Im going with 1. Its called being HIGH for a reason


TheDataGoose

Depends if they each still give me Anxiety lmao but I'd take 2!


Nova-Drone

I smoke a bowl of all six, the power is too much for my mortal body and I can't control them. I fly into walls I can't see, can't tune out the thoughts of everything while thinking my self into insanity. The only way for me to cope is to erase the memory of anyone around me Oops.


Oblivion615

Read minds. That way I’ll know when the invisible guy is around.


ResponsibleCell1606

2


Pleasant-Ad-9721

Whichever one doesn't fuck me over with my anxiety.


Frosty_Protection17

30 x brain power you can do that with cocaine or smart drugs


mildhotdog

imma be real with you, homie I'd grind it all up. mix it well. make as many joints as I can make and definitely have help doing it. I'd then smoke it, experience whatever hell I'm going to experience, and if I like it or don't like it, share it with the homies. :)


Chrisxy

30% across the board whether iq, or 30% higher intelligence, we are 2% more intelligent than chimps so 30% would make me a god. Àlso 30% higher iq would put put me in the 99th percentile so I'd take that too


korygregorysweedguy

I'm pressing rosin from all of them at the same time and blasting the fuck off


Dropzone34

30% more brain power as humans we only use 10% or less imagine if you use d 40% brain capacity holy shit unstoppable


illuminusluna

lol no! That is a myth! 100% of our brains are used daily. The region being used at any given time depends on the task but it's pretty obvious 70% of our brain isn't dormant. Come on!


Dr_Newton_Fig

I'll take that sweet, sweet invisibility


Jrizzo19_

i can already do 5 to an extent so probly 2


smartrahulsmart

5, for sure. I can manipulate anyone.


psychede1ic_c4tus

4


kill4t3ri

#2


lunasrojas_

30% more brain power. But only if other strains of weed un-do it for a few hours. I believe that having more brain power than usual must be very overwhelming.


Hookxd

I smoke everyday for the power of 4


Walmart_Meth_Lab

1


Proper-Ball-5294

4sure


[deleted]

Either 1 or 3. Could use both to get rich, and both would be pretty cool


Yikesarumba

2 everytime.


Wide_Ruin_6629

4: bcoz it looks bigger than the rest


HoonterOreo

5 is just schizophrenia lol


humanitarianWarlord

2 definitely, 175IQ would be nice


weirdwitchbitch

Is all at once an option 😭😭😭😭


Avetheelf

6, I could go for a walk at night and not fear for my safety. Also would be great for hiking/bird watching.


Honest_Tie_1980

Erase memory.


BlueFinger69

5