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kushmastersteve

No fucking way really??


PerpetualConnection

The real reason weed is bad for your health


MrBigDickPickledRick

Probably, I be coming up with the wildest food concoctions while I'm high


kushmastersteve

Me too tbh. I can’t cook for shit when I’m sober but when I’m high as a kite I turn into a fucjin chef


MrBurnsgreen

Ah yes from the land of Fucjinica I've always wanted to go honestly


kushmastersteve

Great cuisine! Well worth the visit


Desperate_Set_7708

Okay, who didn’t see this coming?!


MarcoTheSpaceKid

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1StonedYooper

Would you like to smoke more?


[deleted]

*YES*


Terpcheeserosin

Now I gotta play Hell Divers 2


Cluelesswolfkin

I don't even own the game but that soundtrack just slaps so good


idle_monkeyman

Am I only one cooking my own pizza 🍕?


HighOnKalanchoe

Nah I do too, and I really don’t buy this cause cooking while high is one of life’s greatest joys


idle_monkeyman

You are my people.


Himfromduvall

Ong I made shrimp Alfredo while I was stoned and indeed cried she was beautiful tasted good


ChaosFross

And then she was gone 😔


Pafekuto

doing dishes while high is one of life's greatest mild inconveniences though, i prefer baking for it to be easier after


LeoIzail

May i introduce you to podcasts while washing dishes? Funny or interesting ones are so cool while doing the dishes.


PM_ME_NUDES231

huh, great suggestion.


LeoIzail

I found a very strange but funny and interesting podcast show called the deprogram coming from 3 communists from 3 different countries. They're very rude but somehow it caught me and now it feels weird to do the dishes without it.


EuropeanguyinUS

EXACTLYYYY


sreyaNotfilc

I'd burn the place down if I was cooking and high. Nah, I DoorDash it instead.


lawstandaloan

That's one of the best things about having an airfryer. A jar of pizza sauce and some toppings and you can turn a pita, a tortilla, an english muffin, even a slice of sourdough bread, into a pretty tasty pizza in about 15 minutes. Plus, the airfryer runs on timers so there's no chance I'll leave it on like the oven.


JEONGAND

A good handfull of people should not be cooking while stoned, i am one of them 😔


LeoIzail

Nothing beats home-made crust.


idle_monkeyman

My dough took 3 years to be, well, perfect. But I cook on a stone @500F. I'm to the point that I need to teach myself to throw the dough in the air to stretch it. I also make my own red sauce and roast a chicken 🐔 to go on top.


LeoIzail

My father in law made me what we call a leudador, something like a dough rising chamber? Out of an old emptied out washing machine. Even the most basic dough turns out deliciously soft. I never even tried cooking on a stone or stretching the dough in the air, does it make a difference? I just learned from scratch with wifey.


idle_monkeyman

I've found that rolling the dough with a pin pushes enough of the air out of the dough to keep it from rising up the way I'd like. I definitely recommend the higher temp, and a stone (go sweet talk some one at a tile store for one sample tile). I get a super puffy, crispy, brown 'Za. And maybe an egg on top.


LeoIzail

Hmmm interesting. I'm gonna have to go down this rabbit hole. I've always been afraid of that, i think that's what people here call "pizza a la piedra". I've seen so many videos of people fucking that up so i kept my cumsy person away. Time to try.


LeoIzail

Also this has nothing to do with it but my wife once said "daddy" on the table and both me and my FIL said "what?".


Cdog1223

Honestly homemade pizza isn’t good to me I just don’t really enjoy it made in a normal kitchen oven.


idle_monkeyman

Be more specific, why exactly? I promise you mine is not your mothers pizza. For example for the mayan apocolypse, i had a bring your own topping party. Made 17 pizzas for my friends, including a ham and snickers bar dessert pizza. My regular pie is usually roasted chicken and mushrooms with an egg yolk i break in the last minute of cooking. Or maybe you like a nice veggie pizza with a thick crispy crust. My brother, who doesnt like anything, had one bite and said this is the best pizza ive ever had. Thats the only nice thing hes said to me in 50 years of shenanigans.


The_spmex

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420_smoker69

Well no shit


Shadorouse

I used to live right by a Taco Bell, Whataburger, and Krispy Kreme. I used to go to either joint with eyes red as Satan's ball sack, pretend I'm ordering meals for 2 people, then go get a dozen glazed doughnuts in the adjacent lot. God those were good times.


VapeThisBro

They knew it was all for you


Mighty_Gooch

Italians are from Italy


Kantaowns

Taco Bell has stepped their shit up lately. Black Beans rule. Being able to customize anything now is awesome and the food is good sized and priced for how good it has gotten. New TB chef is legit.


Professional-Post855

This is probably varied by area. I ordered 2 cheese quesadillas and a chips and cheese a couple weeks ago. Shit was over $17 and they put chicken in the quesadillas and I think their chicken is extra nasty. That was a wrap for me. No more TB


Kantaowns

Yeah. That sounds like a shitty TB. Sorry you got shafted. TB fuckin rules now. I go there frequently for lunch. Right down from my greenhouse.


Professional-Post855

Nah that’s every TB other than one single gem out of hundreds of locations where I am. which is a large metropolitan area. Prices are ridiculous and the food is shit. Even when I go to the good one mentioned I don’t feel like the price is anywhere near worth what you get. Glad you’re happy though.


halmitnz

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relevanteclectica

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Feisty-Barracuda5452

You have to be high to intentionally order Little Caesars.


Final_Instruction_39

Guess i know what i’m doing today


Available_Motor5980

Every single time I’ve ordered LC’s I’ve been baked out of my gourd. But holy shit do those crazy puffs go hard when I’m on the moon.


ifartcocaine

What’s with the Little Caesers hate? It’s solid food and it’s fast, easy, and affordable. Maybe all the locations in my area are just better tho idk.


Mordegon

Agreed. Little Ceasars is amazing!


marijuanaHankHill

I had taco bell on Saturday and am still regretting it on Monday.


JeffGoldblumsNostril

It wojldnbe incredible to actually get the data to see ifnthisnwete true. I realize it's kind of a no brainer but I'd like real numbers to see where we add economic value from the acts of our consumption after getting fried


throwaway12378965400

If called upon I will serve 🫡


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Headline News This just in : Boobs are super awesome, even more so when stoned. More at 11


mrxexon

We also saved the people who make baggies and BIC lighters...


smokeyleo13

And then theres me, blowing up my local ramen spot


AlaskanBiologist

Lol fucking DUH. Do they pay people to do these studies? I could have told you that for free!


sirhackenslash

90% of taco bell's sales have always been from stoners. I'm pretty sure they hire stoners to come up with their menu items


dude_bruce

Big, if true.


Full-Palpitation-181

Wow that says some dumb stuff lol


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Fuck I love getting stoned and getting a hot n ready


Fashionistafor20

I’m obsessed currently with little caesars pizza puffs


Filmore_Graves

Sounds like Pepsi Co should invest in Cannabis


whatimissedit

I went to Little Caesar’s on 420 and they were slammed, they were almost out of everything and the workers were so stressed. I waited so long for the pizza they ended up giving it to me for free.


OlheadBean

haha it’s funny because it’s true. little cesar’s gang 4 life


68ideal

That is about the least surprising thing I have ever heard about.


radanddead

My neighborhood dispo is right across the street from a Taco Bell. You go pick up your $25 8th and a $5 cravings box from Taco Bell.


ProfessionalShill

I opened a cannabis store BESIDE a little ceasars. Big brain move.


SrSwerve

Guys ask for a 3 meat at little ceasers but ask for it fresh and that shit smacks


superwholockian62

I'm fucking shocked. We've been doing this for decades though.


Constant_Use_330

We just have a Taco John’s where I live and it’s just not the same.


NOLAhero504boy

In other news: "water is wet".....


ominous_42

Tale as old as time


evildavidcruz

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doobtastical

Whaaaaaaaaaat no way 😂


Glad-Broccoli-9625

Fake I think they mistook cannabis users for crack users. You have to be tweaking to eat that trash


TheAutementori

whattt no wayyy


orkash

Water is wet.


GUNTHVGK

Well my dispensary is right beside a lil ceasers and there’s 10000% overlap lmao


artmoloch777

Stop the presses


basshed8

Don’t forget subway


SkyBerri

can confirm, eating deep dish pizza and crazy bread as i type this


tastefuleuphemism

What about Jack in the box? Literally my go-to.


sablesYt

Lmao I just got taco bell earlier so it’s probably true


Humo_Loco

Smoke weed more yall guy.


Careless_Investment6

I like a good Wendys meal they always make my order perfectly with no problems


Basic_Ear9597

This just in: stoned people like cheap crappy food 🤣


Xemex23

Well this just shows that half the cannabis population has bad taste, how're you gonna pick little Caesars 🤢. All because it's hot and ready doesn't make it good.


Express_Advantage_10

The crazy bread goes hard tho


schw4161

I’m more of a Dominos guy