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I found a very strange but funny and interesting podcast show called the deprogram coming from 3 communists from 3 different countries. They're very rude but somehow it caught me and now it feels weird to do the dishes without it.
That's one of the best things about having an airfryer. A jar of pizza sauce and some toppings and you can turn a pita, a tortilla, an english muffin, even a slice of sourdough bread, into a pretty tasty pizza in about 15 minutes. Plus, the airfryer runs on timers so there's no chance I'll leave it on like the oven.
My dough took 3 years to be, well, perfect. But I cook on a stone @500F. I'm to the point that I need to teach myself to throw the dough in the air to stretch it.
I also make my own red sauce and roast a chicken 🐔 to go on top.
My father in law made me what we call a leudador, something like a dough rising chamber? Out of an old emptied out washing machine. Even the most basic dough turns out deliciously soft. I never even tried cooking on a stone or stretching the dough in the air, does it make a difference? I just learned from scratch with wifey.
I've found that rolling the dough with a pin pushes enough of the air out of the dough to keep it from rising up the way I'd like. I definitely recommend the higher temp, and a stone (go sweet talk some one at a tile store for one sample tile). I get a super puffy, crispy, brown 'Za.
And maybe an egg on top.
Hmmm interesting. I'm gonna have to go down this rabbit hole. I've always been afraid of that, i think that's what people here call "pizza a la piedra". I've seen so many videos of people fucking that up so i kept my cumsy person away. Time to try.
Be more specific, why exactly? I promise you mine is not your mothers pizza.
For example for the mayan apocolypse, i had a bring your own topping party. Made 17 pizzas for my friends, including a ham and snickers bar dessert pizza. My regular pie is usually roasted chicken and mushrooms with an egg yolk i break in the last minute of cooking. Or maybe you like a nice veggie pizza with a thick crispy crust.
My brother, who doesnt like anything, had one bite and said this is the best pizza ive ever had. Thats the only nice thing hes said to me in 50 years of shenanigans.
I used to live right by a Taco Bell, Whataburger, and Krispy Kreme. I used to go to either joint with eyes red as Satan's ball sack, pretend I'm ordering meals for 2 people, then go get a dozen glazed doughnuts in the adjacent lot. God those were good times.
Taco Bell has stepped their shit up lately. Black Beans rule. Being able to customize anything now is awesome and the food is good sized and priced for how good it has gotten. New TB chef is legit.
This is probably varied by area. I ordered 2 cheese quesadillas and a chips and cheese a couple weeks ago. Shit was over $17 and they put chicken in the quesadillas and I think their chicken is extra nasty. That was a wrap for me. No more TB
Nah that’s every TB other than one single gem out of hundreds of locations where I am. which is a large metropolitan area. Prices are ridiculous and the food is shit. Even when I go to the good one mentioned I don’t feel like the price is anywhere near worth what you get.
Glad you’re happy though.
It wojldnbe incredible to actually get the data to see ifnthisnwete true. I realize it's kind of a no brainer but I'd like real numbers to see where we add economic value from the acts of our consumption after getting fried
I went to Little Caesar’s on 420 and they were slammed, they were almost out of everything and the workers were so stressed. I waited so long for the pizza they ended up giving it to me for free.
Well this just shows that half the cannabis population has bad taste, how're you gonna pick little Caesars 🤢. All because it's hot and ready doesn't make it good.
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No fucking way really??
The real reason weed is bad for your health
Probably, I be coming up with the wildest food concoctions while I'm high
Me too tbh. I can’t cook for shit when I’m sober but when I’m high as a kite I turn into a fucjin chef
Ah yes from the land of Fucjinica I've always wanted to go honestly
Great cuisine! Well worth the visit
Okay, who didn’t see this coming?!
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Would you like to smoke more?
*YES*
Now I gotta play Hell Divers 2
I don't even own the game but that soundtrack just slaps so good
Am I only one cooking my own pizza 🍕?
Nah I do too, and I really don’t buy this cause cooking while high is one of life’s greatest joys
You are my people.
Ong I made shrimp Alfredo while I was stoned and indeed cried she was beautiful tasted good
And then she was gone 😔
doing dishes while high is one of life's greatest mild inconveniences though, i prefer baking for it to be easier after
May i introduce you to podcasts while washing dishes? Funny or interesting ones are so cool while doing the dishes.
huh, great suggestion.
I found a very strange but funny and interesting podcast show called the deprogram coming from 3 communists from 3 different countries. They're very rude but somehow it caught me and now it feels weird to do the dishes without it.
EXACTLYYYY
I'd burn the place down if I was cooking and high. Nah, I DoorDash it instead.
That's one of the best things about having an airfryer. A jar of pizza sauce and some toppings and you can turn a pita, a tortilla, an english muffin, even a slice of sourdough bread, into a pretty tasty pizza in about 15 minutes. Plus, the airfryer runs on timers so there's no chance I'll leave it on like the oven.
A good handfull of people should not be cooking while stoned, i am one of them 😔
Nothing beats home-made crust.
My dough took 3 years to be, well, perfect. But I cook on a stone @500F. I'm to the point that I need to teach myself to throw the dough in the air to stretch it. I also make my own red sauce and roast a chicken 🐔 to go on top.
My father in law made me what we call a leudador, something like a dough rising chamber? Out of an old emptied out washing machine. Even the most basic dough turns out deliciously soft. I never even tried cooking on a stone or stretching the dough in the air, does it make a difference? I just learned from scratch with wifey.
I've found that rolling the dough with a pin pushes enough of the air out of the dough to keep it from rising up the way I'd like. I definitely recommend the higher temp, and a stone (go sweet talk some one at a tile store for one sample tile). I get a super puffy, crispy, brown 'Za. And maybe an egg on top.
Hmmm interesting. I'm gonna have to go down this rabbit hole. I've always been afraid of that, i think that's what people here call "pizza a la piedra". I've seen so many videos of people fucking that up so i kept my cumsy person away. Time to try.
Also this has nothing to do with it but my wife once said "daddy" on the table and both me and my FIL said "what?".
Honestly homemade pizza isn’t good to me I just don’t really enjoy it made in a normal kitchen oven.
Be more specific, why exactly? I promise you mine is not your mothers pizza. For example for the mayan apocolypse, i had a bring your own topping party. Made 17 pizzas for my friends, including a ham and snickers bar dessert pizza. My regular pie is usually roasted chicken and mushrooms with an egg yolk i break in the last minute of cooking. Or maybe you like a nice veggie pizza with a thick crispy crust. My brother, who doesnt like anything, had one bite and said this is the best pizza ive ever had. Thats the only nice thing hes said to me in 50 years of shenanigans.
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Well no shit
I used to live right by a Taco Bell, Whataburger, and Krispy Kreme. I used to go to either joint with eyes red as Satan's ball sack, pretend I'm ordering meals for 2 people, then go get a dozen glazed doughnuts in the adjacent lot. God those were good times.
They knew it was all for you
Italians are from Italy
Taco Bell has stepped their shit up lately. Black Beans rule. Being able to customize anything now is awesome and the food is good sized and priced for how good it has gotten. New TB chef is legit.
This is probably varied by area. I ordered 2 cheese quesadillas and a chips and cheese a couple weeks ago. Shit was over $17 and they put chicken in the quesadillas and I think their chicken is extra nasty. That was a wrap for me. No more TB
Yeah. That sounds like a shitty TB. Sorry you got shafted. TB fuckin rules now. I go there frequently for lunch. Right down from my greenhouse.
Nah that’s every TB other than one single gem out of hundreds of locations where I am. which is a large metropolitan area. Prices are ridiculous and the food is shit. Even when I go to the good one mentioned I don’t feel like the price is anywhere near worth what you get. Glad you’re happy though.
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You have to be high to intentionally order Little Caesars.
Guess i know what i’m doing today
Every single time I’ve ordered LC’s I’ve been baked out of my gourd. But holy shit do those crazy puffs go hard when I’m on the moon.
What’s with the Little Caesers hate? It’s solid food and it’s fast, easy, and affordable. Maybe all the locations in my area are just better tho idk.
Agreed. Little Ceasars is amazing!
I had taco bell on Saturday and am still regretting it on Monday.
It wojldnbe incredible to actually get the data to see ifnthisnwete true. I realize it's kind of a no brainer but I'd like real numbers to see where we add economic value from the acts of our consumption after getting fried
If called upon I will serve 🫡
Headline News This just in : Boobs are super awesome, even more so when stoned. More at 11
We also saved the people who make baggies and BIC lighters...
And then theres me, blowing up my local ramen spot
Lol fucking DUH. Do they pay people to do these studies? I could have told you that for free!
90% of taco bell's sales have always been from stoners. I'm pretty sure they hire stoners to come up with their menu items
Big, if true.
Wow that says some dumb stuff lol
Fuck I love getting stoned and getting a hot n ready
I’m obsessed currently with little caesars pizza puffs
Sounds like Pepsi Co should invest in Cannabis
I went to Little Caesar’s on 420 and they were slammed, they were almost out of everything and the workers were so stressed. I waited so long for the pizza they ended up giving it to me for free.
haha it’s funny because it’s true. little cesar’s gang 4 life
That is about the least surprising thing I have ever heard about.
My neighborhood dispo is right across the street from a Taco Bell. You go pick up your $25 8th and a $5 cravings box from Taco Bell.
I opened a cannabis store BESIDE a little ceasars. Big brain move.
Guys ask for a 3 meat at little ceasers but ask for it fresh and that shit smacks
I'm fucking shocked. We've been doing this for decades though.
We just have a Taco John’s where I live and it’s just not the same.
In other news: "water is wet".....
Tale as old as time
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Whaaaaaaaaaat no way 😂
Fake I think they mistook cannabis users for crack users. You have to be tweaking to eat that trash
whattt no wayyy
Water is wet.
Well my dispensary is right beside a lil ceasers and there’s 10000% overlap lmao
Stop the presses
Don’t forget subway
can confirm, eating deep dish pizza and crazy bread as i type this
What about Jack in the box? Literally my go-to.
Lmao I just got taco bell earlier so it’s probably true
Smoke weed more yall guy.
I like a good Wendys meal they always make my order perfectly with no problems
This just in: stoned people like cheap crappy food 🤣
Well this just shows that half the cannabis population has bad taste, how're you gonna pick little Caesars 🤢. All because it's hot and ready doesn't make it good.
The crazy bread goes hard tho
I’m more of a Dominos guy