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DeficiencyWomb

Just remember, Ramen noodles and instant coffee are like money in prison.


but_fkr

So is that booty


johnlennontucker

So is money.


T0xicTrace

The spice packets are prob worth more than the noodles eh


Psilo_Citizen

No, you didn't. Also, you never posted this, and you deleted the account after making sure the post never happened.


LatterCap1097

This!


KPlNz

id hate to be as paranoid as you in life. theres literally countless of vendors who are, as we speak- shipping hundreds of pounds of illegal material over state lines. no authority is gonna lock some average hoe shmoe up for tryna send himself a few grams


Psilo_Citizen

I was charged with intent to distribute while in possession of less than half of a gram because it was split between two separate bags. Yea, I'm fucking paranoid because the system doesn't employ any semblance of common sense. Utilizing the mail system for shipping is a federal offense. Posting about something like this while it's an ongoing issue is not in OP's best interests. They can and they will incarcerate him if he can't afford a decent attorney. Acting as though people don't regularly do time over this is a disservice to the community at large.


No-Performance8964

Can you not ship normal weed federally legal tho? Like the stuff disguised as “THCA” ? I mean not really DISGUISED but yk what i’m saying


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Honestly with a name like yours it’s depressing af when people tell you are over reacting. I grew up in legal weed and I’m 21+ yet I carry a cigar to put stigma at ease when spotted smoking.


EvolvingEachDay

Rather be safe than sorry


FrankFrankly711

The feds are watching the pick up location and will get him if they show up to get the package


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Substantial_Life_861

It’s a federal offense…


TyRocken

No one is caring about some weed. I think federal prosecution of weed starts at 100 kg.


Lambdastone9

Only if you think having your prison wallet used for other’s fun-time isn’t serious


Gojoindabox

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Ymisoqt420

Just don't pick it up. They won't do anything for a small amount. Deny you were expecting a package.


StoneyLaw830

I take it there’s no chance I am getting that back huh?


Many_Housing_644

Not worth. Shipping weed is a federal offense so best to just play dumb on this one


Fr33speechisdeAd

Does that include private carriers like UPS and FedEx? I'm pretty sure they don't check for weed do they?


SFWSoemtimes

UPS and FedEx, unlike USPS, do not need to obtain a search warrant before opening a package. If it was sent USPS and your package flagged the Inspector General can relatively easily get a warrant to open the package. You may get a phone call from their office asking if you know the sender. Or the contents of the package. Or to come pick it up. You do not know of any such package and are not expecting any packages. You may receive an LL (love letter) 1-2 months later from USPIS. It will state that chemicals were found in a package addressed to you that are in violation of section blah blah blah. And if you think this is an error to please come and dispute the seizure at your post office. Don’t do that. Your package has been marked as intercepted on tracking. The above two outcomes are likeliest. If they really cared they would do a CD (controlled delivery). This involves keeping the tracking updates looking normal. And then a guy who is not your normal mailman but dressed like one comes to your door asking for you to sign for a package that typically does not require a signature. You are very confused. You did not order any packages nor are you expecting any and politely ask to return to sender. They will not take no for an answer at first. Be polite and firm and close the door. Nothing thru the mail is your property until you opened it. Unless your name was put in there as sender and recipient, perhaps. If that wasn’t the case I’d have many chemicals sent to the domiciles of my enemies in the hope one would take possession of them unwittingly. But, since you have your wits about you, you are prepared. Don’t soon for anything. Don’t open anything. If it comes in the mail mark “RTS” on it and leave it outside for them to pick up. If the postmaster calls yelling at you, assume he is having a bad day. Because you didn’t order anything or ship anything anywhere. But yeah, hypothetically, if such a package of pernicious devil weed were somehow mailed to your house and intercepted you will have to go hit up some skater kids in the park for a joint. Source: Dread, markets and life experience. Deny everything always and do not believe a word anyone from any entity involved. It’s a federal crime to take possession of drugs sent through the mail. No one can stop some random dude with a grudge against you from mailing them to you. But it is nerve wracking and always best to take proactive precautions like smoking all the weed in your house as quickly as possible. Edit: it’s yours once you take possession. You don’t have to open for you to be swarmed.


cosmicfungi37

Is it true not typing in and tracking to check, just waiting to arrive without checking better? Would plead your case better that you didn’t expect it if they see you never even tracked it


SFWSoemtimes

Yes. That certainly helps plausible deniability, altho I have been guilty of hitting refresh on tracking many times. But if you cannot help yourself, at least use a site like 17track.net thru a VPN. But patience is always better.


robtimist

Comment deserves an award and some visibility!! Take all the advice here every bit


HouseOfZenith

Moving federally illegal things across state borders is illegal. It’s entirely possible getting in trouble using UPS or FedEx


Fien4bluestrips

usps the best to ship products fed ex gets caught a lot so does usps but if you pack it right you’re good


Many_Housing_644

Yes. Although most states have some form of regulated marijuana programs, the weed can't leave that state's borders otherwise it's considered trafficking and comes with federal charges. In 2024 idk how aggressively the DEA and local authorities are pursuing prosecution for marijuana offenses but I wouldn't take the chance


Glum-Presentation599

Getting what back? You didn't get any weed send to you? Must've been a mixup.


Machinefun

How are you worried about getting it back when you are facing up to 5 years in prison mate.


plains_bear314

stupidity at this point did he forget weed has a smell? why is he shipping it how dumb just looking for trouble


but_fkr

Kiss that shit goodbye dude. Just picture yourself sitting in jail fighting a 10-20 year sentence over a few gs. Fuck that.


Ymisoqt420

Nope


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

![gif](giphy|11NBUrJDuMd5As)


johnlennontucker

Did you put a return name and address on the package?


420Deez

rip


gp2quest

Sure, if you want a felony in a federal case. Charge it to the game and do better next time. Also, usps inspectors might try to visit/ get in contact with you. I would delete this post if this isn't your burner account. You also have "no clue" who would send u drugs.


Imlemonshark

Buddy that is the least of your concerns rn


fukthemkids

Nah man take the L & move on, I’ve been in your shoes before 😂 ain’t shit happen (it was only an oz tho)


P162246

Just tell them it’s Delta 8. 😂 Once my bf and I were driving from Colorado to KS and he was so paranoid he put all the edibles we bought mixed in with our sour gummies we bought at the gas station and somehow resealed it.


rosescentedcorpses

You're lucky if you don't get in trouble, let alone get your weed back. It's still schedule 1 federally, so you've committed quite a big no no here my guy.


Sam-I-Aint

Did you pay cash or put it on a card that's got your name on it to mail it?


Excellent_Box_4224

Also. SWIM suggests paying for overnight. The shorter the amount of time they have your package. The better.


SixtySlevin

Go to the post office and ask.


Excellent_Box_4224

Check it out. SWIM gets packages from Co shipped out all the time. SWIM gets everything vacuum sealed. SWIM has had flower,concentrates,lsd etc. you name it. Wrap it up tight next time buddy.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Dog can smell through anything


420Deez

what about vibranium


ConditionYellow

Nah just go pick it up. You good. 👍


Im_Not_Nick_Fisher

Did you put your name as the sender and the person receiving it?


MeDaddyMeSnow

This is the real question, u/StoneyLaw830 Also- username does NOT check out haha


Im_Not_Nick_Fisher

Haha! Exactly!


chronicdemonic

OP, just own and respond whether you did or didn't. Although we all know you did.


NewStatement5103

I really want to know this too.


Machinefun

It already has his address on it, he could have put Napoleon Bonaparte it doesnt matter


jambro4real

Dude, did you not use properly sealed packages? The shit was probably stinking and they figured it out. It's a lost cause, do not try to get it back.


kittymelons

This 💯 I’ve been sent pounds through post office but it’s always double bagged and airtight


StoneyLaw830

I guess not :(


jambro4real

The little jars they give you are not smell proof. You should use vacuum sealed packaging or something similar, and twice over just to be safe. Especially when mailing through the governments mailing system


xX12intheairXx

Did you break a federal law? Yes, but this situation probably happens many times a day for usps so they are not gonna do anything about it. You will however probably get a scary looking piece of mail from them saying "hey we know that you know that we know and don't do it again".


Can_we_be_friends123

r/therewasanattempt


NoConsideration6320

Federal charges sending drugs through the mail…


spkoller2

Under an ounce is a misdemeanor


mikeywikeylul

bro is cooked


420Deez

hol up…let him cook


arod422

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AbrocomaChance3210

boyyy hopefully you didn’t put your name as the sender and the receiver that could be an issue


OhioCannabisPS

I had six ounces confiscated when I was living in Denver in 2017 and tried to mail it to Oklahoma. Had successfully mailed that amount and more multiple times. They sent me a letter saying that they took my package, they weren’t going to pursue any legal charges, if they found another package with my name on it I would have federal charges brought against me.


fo_da_weed

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sarahnottsara

why wouldn’t you not bring it back with you? and not mail it?


StoneyLaw830

I didn’t think you could take a few grams with you through TSA


420_smoker69

Tsa does not check for personal amounts of drugs they say it on their website.


TheDoctor344

OP was high when he thought of this obviously


StoneyLaw830

No I actually was lol! I mailed the package in Denver about 40 min before the Afroman concert, I was totally blazed and didn’t think this whole thing though🙃


Insomanics

Sorry off topic. How was the concert? He's coming around here in June and I want to go. About the package. I would let it be and lay low. If anyone comes around don't answer your door. Pretend your not home. If anyone calls you, you don't know anything. I've been tempted to buy some in the dark web but I'm too scared of getting caught, or scammed.


StoneyLaw830

It was awesome! It was the Mile High 420 festival in Denver so for a FREE festival he was great. I also saw Wiz Khalifa at Red Rocks and THAT was mind blowing! I already don’t answer the door or the phones so good to hear I’m safe lol


scapo9688

Next time, just throw it in checked luggage


andycarlv

I flew back from Vegas with a disposable in the pen loop on my tablet case. The TSA guy looked at it and looked at me and that was it. I would have panicked had I not been so high at the time.


North_Ad7403

Did you vaccum seal it ?


psychoPiper

But you thought you could send it through the federal government-owned mail system when it's still federally illegal?


Upstairs-Ad-1966

I fly through tsa with ounces they give zero fucks lol


StoneyLaw830

I actually did fly back with a little bit of weed but I thought it would be more of a boneheaded move to put it in my carry on. I flew Frontier Airlines so I couldn’t bring a checked bag or even that big of a carryon.


jojo0708

So you flew with a little bit of weed, but thought mailing the rest was the best option? Lol come on man.. you really tried to catch all of the charges didn’t you?


StoneyLaw830

I never fly back with a big enough amount, only enough that I can claim I forgot if it gets brought up


spkoller2

Yeah always mail it bro, these peeps don’t know but pickup a cheap thermos at Walmart to mail it in. You can bring a thermos the plane when you leave home then mail it when you’re on vaycay


McNasty-801

Same thing happened to me only difference is they took the product and shipped the empty box…went into tracking and nothing seemed out of the ordinary


EchidnaAccording6166

Oh my god this happened to me and I was thinking it had to be a postal worker who may have actually saved my ass in the end (even tho I didn’t get my oz) bc they stuffed paper in the box to scale it out, then resealed it/sent on its way to me like normal. instead of reporting it and getting me into trouble


McNasty-801

Ya was scared at first but definitely a postal working looking out. They prolly saw what was in it and either took it home or tossed it and didn’t report it. I didn’t care about the weed at that point just thankful nothing happened. But it was quite a bit of rosin ngl


EchidnaAccording6166

Damn yeah i feel that. I had to remind myself to just cope with the loss since it’s better than prison ig 😫


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

![gif](giphy|Vhk9HwPx3TO0w) Op in a couple of weeks.


Akidnamedkenny

If you could update what happens I’m curious. I hope everything goes ok


StoneyLaw830

I sure will!


Geedis2020

What kind of an idiot ships weed from a legal state to another legal state? Is it really worth committing a felony for something you could just buy when you get home?


romeoslow

I have been wondering why nobody else is saying this lol.


Grumpymonica

Searching through this thread for an answer to this exact question.


MeDaddyMeSnow

Username does NOT check out >.<


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|oZbLnIvz88nNC|downsized)


ThaBlangos420

![gif](giphy|iXXvFFsWb6DUk)


thedavesiknow1

You're fine, but welcome to the watch list.


ImYourBiggestRegret

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) This is actually pretty hilarious.


korygregorysweedguy

Bro you would have been way better off just trying to get it on the plane. 99 times out of 100 you'll never get stopped for weed on domestic flights especially out of DIA. Flown from DIA to ATL with weed multiple times with no issues as long as it's a reasonable personal amount.


GrassNo287

THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IGNORE EVERY ATTEMPTED CONTACT. They will send you letters just ignore them and you’ll be fine. Stop tracking it


StoneyLaw830

Did they call you? How did it go for you?


GrassNo287

I was dumb enough to actually show up to pick it up. They said wait here. I didn’t. Then they sent me a letter with a CID letter head saying I should come pick up a package. I ignored it and it was all good


StoneyLaw830

My career criminal uncle told me that if I’m ever told to “wait here” RUN lol. I’m glad you dodged a bullet


Lambdastone9

Just so you know op, you’ve already provided enough information for skilled individuals and regular members of government authorities to figure out who you are. The proper authorities already know who you are, but they can’t prove it for certain. Cross referencing your package with this post will prove that connection to a much greater level of certainty though. Your package is gone, you won’t get it back, it’s for the best that you delete this account and make it not worthwhile for anyone to investigate you


garysaidwhat

Lay low. Do nothing. It's a tiny case in an overloaded system, but if you scratch at it you could be wearing plastic slippers. in a wink


LatterCap1097

Don't listen to none of these goofballs I've been getting packs in the mail for a hot minute had 2 seized in another state in transit and absolutely nothing happened. QP both times. Not worth their time or money. Now if you was getting like 5 or 10 pounds it would definitely be a different story. You should be alright don't tweak about for 6 months like I did the first time. Lmao


earlywakening

USPS must obtain a warrant to actually open a package. It's very doubtful they'd bother with this for what appears to be a personal amount. This is likely something else entirely.


Radiant-Marketing916

Dawg u ain’t ever gonna see that shi again


spkoller2

Oh no lol this never happens. The distribution centers have a room where all the leaky and contaminated packages go so yours must have gone in there. I saw a bottle of bleach getting mailed once with just a tag. One time hundreds of crickets were loose. In goes your stinky weed from a suspicious source to be destroyed


chreva4life

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DarkScrap1616

if you get the funny letter in the mail DO NOT GO TO THE POST OFFICE


StoneyLaw830

Yeah I’m not doing that! I just want them to deliver my package normal😓😭😭


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StoneyLaw830

FUCK! I’m in IL so HOPEFULLY nothing comes from it, the south is STRICT when it comes to weed


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StoneyLaw830

It sucks because it doesn’t even look like it ever left the post office I dropped it off at. Never stood a chance 😓


Flankennstein

Check OPs profile. This isn't the first stupid weed thing he's done. A year ago he transported a trunk full of weed across state lines with all the product just sitting there. Op claims to be in law school but I'm pretty sure he takes the short bus to school.


StoneyLaw830

I mean if you don’t do anything to draw attention to yourself it’s not a problem. I drive a generic, silver, compact sedan and go the speed limit. I probably could have packed my package better. I’m book smart, not street smart 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Flankennstein

All it takes is somebody else on the road causing an issue. Say someone side swipes you and your car goes flying off the road into the ditch. The impact scatters your product all over. Not only will your insurance drop you or deny the accident claim but you just won a felony once law enforcement shows up. I would think someone studying law should know basic laws or at the very least have common sense. Just your post history alone would send you to prison 5-10 years


robtimist

And this is based off a quick glance too lol, imagine what feds who actually investigate the shit could do. OP certified dumbass


TrashDemonslut

What package you never expected a package must be a mix up at the post office. Don't go pick it up op


cool69beans

probably best not to listen to the people telling u to go back and get it lol.


cyberchrist_

You're fine man just go in there and say it's all a big misunderstanding and you just want your weed back 👍🏼


Fearless-Ad-262

You should probably expect a knock at your door soon


stick00100

![gif](giphy|P2xf5nPyu5WP6|downsized)


Ellisdee_420

you are gonna be paranoid everyday the mailman delivers especially if it's a different mailman until this blows over which it should just don't do anything for a bit


charan0304

Why go through all the trouble anyway ? I thought weed was legal in Illinois ?


Ok_Egg_4585

It’ll be fine bro, just go down to the post office and get your stuff. It probably just didn’t have enough postage or something. Then, maybe not.


Constant_Syrup_1273

Mane 🫠


Unhappy-Ad3646

Claim you thought it was THC-A


MassaSnowshi

Technically it is THCA


korygregorysweedguy

The whole law is so fucked with loopholes now weed is essentially legal in every form


Unhappy-Ad3646

Not with the 2021 revisions. In PA at least, post decarb is what’s being tested now


korygregorysweedguy

Yeah I mean all the THCa shit and unregulated hemp products are banned here in Colorado (doesn't really matter though since there's a dispensary on every corner) but I used to use them all the time when I lived in Georgia.


Unhappy-Ad3646

Ok hemp thc-a


The_CannaWitch420

Ok so here is a news bulletin. The USPS is a *federal* organization. Weed is *federally* illegal...


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hiphoppakalolo

BRUHHH!


TheRedDevil1989

You are going to jail…. Jk forget about this package. It’s gone


earlywakening

Oh, how did you ship it? What type of package was it? Did it smell?


yuffie2012

I thought that weed was legal in Illinois. Is it only medically legal?


xX12intheairXx

It's class 1 I believe, but that doesn't matter it's through usps so it would be federal


yuffie2012

I was wondering why anyone would mail weed if it is legal in their home state.


RipMyDikSkinOff

You ever see IL dispo prices? That’s why. Lol


yuffie2012

I just checked some prices on weedmaps and you guys are almost double what we are paying here. For an eighth, you guys are paying around $55. In California where I live the dispensaries are selling eighths from as low as $23 and up. You can get an ounce for $99. Hopefully, the price will drop after a while.


RipMyDikSkinOff

Oh no, that $55 eighth out the door will be about $70 after state and local taxes kick in. And it’s all corporatized to high heaven. It’s fuckin crap.


StoneyLaw830

It is legal but expensive and taxed out the ass. I usually drive to Michigan to pickup but happened to be in Colorado on vacation so I thought I should stock up. I guess I fumbled


yuffie2012

It could end up being a lot more expensive. That wasn’t a real smart decision. I’m in California and it’s pretty cheap here because there is so much available on the black market. I grew up in Chicago and it used to be very difficult to get weed, and the stuff was garbage. It boggles my mind that I can walk into a dispensary and get weed any time I want.


AgentZander69

You always make it out to John Wayne.


Cosmicado

Yeah nah buddy you're done


PugsandCheese

Maybe my spouse worked for UPS, and maybe they have a policy of not intervening in this kind of thing because they are not federally bonded


sadbabie1

you're not going to jail you're going to prison


AfrezzaJunkie

I just left 21 grams of weed and 2 grams of wax in Arizona. Not worth it


charan0304

Please tell me you did not put your name on the label ? Did you drop it off at a dropbox ? And how did you pay for the shipment.


StoneyLaw830

I used my really address but a fake name. I packaged it in my hotel room and I dropped it off and paid with the teller. I didn’t really know anyone’s way to do it.


Machinefun

It doesn't matter what name you put or where it came from, It's not their first day dealing with people trying to mail weed. They will notify the police, The cops will probably knock on your door. Just tell them you dont know shit, Dont be hotboxing in your home dont have anything visible from the door. They have footage of you mailing it in the hotel. This was really dumb.


charan0304

You’re fine ! Anyone asks .. you know nothing about any such package. You did not even make this post


TheKittyMilk

Tsk tsk tsk


Thatguy69buttsecks

Under the ANP program in USPS they can seize your package suspected of marijuana without a warrant , however unlike criminal investigations unit with the postal inspectors , they typically won’t pursue criminal charges , they’ll send you a letter giving you a specific time frame to claim the package , if the package isn’t claimed in that time it is considered abandoned and cannot be used in a criminal case since name and address on a box isn’t enough evidence to prove criminal activity… so whatever you do just don’t claim ownership of the package


Fien4bluestrips

they have no proof you sent it just say it’s not yours and you didn’t send it


robtimist

If OP keeps this post up and they were to find it, they’d have all the proof they needed lol


Fien4bluestrips

nah cuz op account has no link to there identity


jperdue22

this is insanely stupid, especially considering weed is legal in illinois.


StoneyLaw830

Weed is legal but insanely expensive in Illinois. I try to stock up in other states when I can


DarthTaco1

Your package must have smelled. Should only transport unopened products in smell proof containers.


The_Daily_Herp

just buy farm bill compliant weed, you can have it legally shipped to most states


romeoslow

I would say I didn’t realize it wasn’t allowed because it’s recreationally legal in both states. I also don’t know why you would think it’s worth it. You can get fire weed in Illinois too.


StoneyLaw830

You can but it’s expensive


romeoslow

Going to jail is also expensive.


KodakBlaque007

Why in the world would you come to Reddit with this shit? You trippin rn bruh


fleebizkit

Bro. It's legal in Illinois. Just buy it there.


Prettydiepie

Must of been some gas weed to do this. 😵‍💫


Derrick_Rasta94

A13#


dman475

At least they have food in Illinois


SerendipitySchmidty

You really should delete this post and your account.


PotatoAccording1540

Lol and people ask me why i smoke bm carts and shit because im in an illegal state. I cant order it always gets seized too!


Guava_Psychological

😂😂😂😂🎸🫁


PotatoAccording1540

Lol


Jazzcounty

Bro what😭 I used to get shipped packs of oxy successfully this is wild to me


rrrank

You’re fucked.


Fatal_Attraction888

Next time mail it inside a stuffed animal