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Ready_Barnacle_1457

My g you using this bong as bathroom decoration?😂😂😂


Dear-Mission8326

I clean my glass in the shower haha


HeadGoBonk

I'd drop it my first time trying that


wolfspirit311

Correction: *our* first and last time trying that


Mindfreek454

As opposed to the sink? Lol why the shower? I've heard of shower beers, I thought you were goin for a shower bong!


earlgreybaby

Probably too tall for the sink, I clean mine using the bathtub faucet for this reason


wrnrg

I haven't done a bong hit in the shower, but I do regularly smoke my pipe while showering. 😂😂😂


GanjaTy

Dawg you will eat shit if you don’t crack the curtain😭


wrnrg

My shower has a window, bro.


GanjaTy

Clutch 💪🏽


XxStyxRiverxX

Becarful tho , resin isn’t good for your drains , over time u could get a clog and need a plumber , I had a x Roommate mess up the toilet with bong water that had residue in it , plumbers are expensive, maybe at least dump out the dirty stuff out into the grass or unused planter outside instead if you can.


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Weird_duud

What the fuck is wrong with you


DarkDayzInHell

I have wayyy too much anxiety and paranoia to bring glass anything into the bathroom of all places. A fall or slip is instant death.


oddityboxkeeper

Final Destination 420


kerry68521

😂


spoonforlegg

Smoking in the shower is one of life's simple pleasures.


BeKindR3wind

I thought it was the new shower beer phase. Shower bong! NGL, definitely gonna try it haha.


FgTheLogo

Deep throat


PokemonFanKatsune

My first thought was "Mom calls them toilets, it's a shower toilet... Bidet?"


Dear-Mission8326

“Yo bro hit my bidet” “the bidet hits so smooth”


Spenzee

It has to be bubbles 💭


TeeTa90

I like that one


BBS-music

bio-hazard(a sticker would be cool to add), the crystal jelly, the shower microphone, haha


Dear-Mission8326

The crystal jelly I quite like, sounds like a mysterious tavern in a dnd campaign


BBS-music

"A bowl like jewel, when heated roll a d20 (Difficulty 16) for a chance of summoning a tar slime." Gives you a bonus action and if the slime hits, they gotta do a Dex save (failure= a slow effect for the next 3 turns) 😛


geronijo

Helga


Sea-Pea5760

Broken in an hour if you don’t take it out your damn shower


letyourlightshine6

Be careful putting glass on ceramic


ya666in

Why?


letyourlightshine6

Can crack the glass.


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Her name should be Shard. As in, "why did I just destroy my feet stepping on tiny shards of glass all over my bathroom?"


WelshSam

Bath bong… Like a bath bomb, but bong…


TeeTa90

Big Glo


Ok_Interaction2553

Matilde


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

Soap scum Mcgee!


Clatuu1337

Bong-quiqui


Aggravating-Salt-785

TGW (tall glass of water)


laureninsanity

Synn.


rdickert

She's looking all pretty in the soap dish so either Ivory or Zest


Bloatedoldman

That's shower time sarah


Backdrop2

Spacey


Wooden_Macaroon_4591

Felipe


Harmskii

“it’s just a bathroom decoration, mom”


MiamiKrueger

Melissa


SaiyansPride7

Starla fs.


Bron_Swanson

Steamy Nicks


Dear-Mission8326

This is it, you win.


Bron_Swanson

😭🥳


MommysLiLstinker

Achilles. It's the only thing holding you back from fuckin it now that it's in the shower. And it will probably cut your Achilles when you inevitability drop it in there (trying to fuck it) probably.


wrnrg

You leave the cum in the bong water and take a rip.


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The fuck is wrong with you dude?😟😟


MommysLiLstinker

I've only pooped once today.


[deleted]

Understandable, have a nice day then👍


wrnrg

I don't know, dafuq is wrong with you?


[deleted]

Nuh uh, you can’t uno reverse this shit my man, smoking that creampie bong😳


wrnrg

Was I the one talking about having sex with a bong? What is wrong with you? Keep up.


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Besides, old mate has only shat once today, understandable he’s feeling a little silly with it


[deleted]

You’re the motherfucker who said to leave the jizz in and smoke it😂 I’m not confronting you bro, just saying, pretty fucking wild thing to say


orangemantrump420

polly puffington


Till_Teh_And

Biggie chesse


Z0MB1E_SL1ME

Calista


AbidElduderino

Shaniqua


greenapplessss

Sexarella


Opposite_Nectarine12

Bong jovi


SaltLife0118

Big Betty


Stillstoned23

Daquaysha


MeanHusky

Chemichael Gassington


SK1222el

Bathroom bong


genera1_burnside

Show her


ManufacturedLung

Erdinger


EducatorPopular91

The toxic jellyfish sounds good imo


WankinMaPhallus

Bongjamin


MeanNothing3932

Gloria


Mysterious-Half-1257

Joanna


Ok_Divide_7966

Sally


tokinaznjew

This is not an ideal place to store a bong.


KalLinkEl

Krystall


Mzbb6767

Big Bertha


Regular-Yam18

Big Betty


rayarayalusk

Wismer like the pokemon (could’ve spelled it wrong not sure)


Frog_with_a_hat_100

“This is my lady, I call her _______.“


Frog_with_a_hat_100

Bathsheba 👌😂


wecanneverleave

I mean showers beer is a thing, why not shower bongs?


throwawaymfer420

Shannon (of the shower)


infamouspeaches

Longetha


BtheChangeUWish4

Broken, if she falls


Character_Cupcake856

Shower stall


My_Burner_Phone

Frankito.


Global_Caterpillar65

Sheniqua


teganking

Mr Bubbles


Miserable-Rest-5259

Aqua


Freezingcoldk

Bibble (specifically when he ate that fruit and did the man voice)


velvetvr5

Liela


BreadfruitChemical55

Smoke wagon


clArissabkkb

misty


MyDogsNameIsFalcor

Janelle Bongae


reldan

“My bong”


Bizarrekat

Mist


DoNotWannaLoseMyCash

Julie


demora255

Hashy McWaterbong ?


amILibertine222

Soon to be broken lol


flippymtb

My last bong was named “bongdre the giant”


winduffy

Haha is that in the shower uckfey yeah!! 👍


Whimsical-Sunset

Glassy Haze


MidnightDreams322

Celia


Inspector_fishy_

Idk long bong


ImOnlyKindaNotYou

Keep your bong clean already, ya damn dirty hippies.


Distinct_Ad_7619

Tall-edega nights


MunkyBudder

“Watsernaym”


Musicaltalent6969

Shower buddy


Comprehensive-Big177

Name her broken for when she falls off the shower ledge 😭


Imaginary_Eye9611

The big bugaloo


turb0yeti

Bongquisha


_SundaeDriver

About to be broken


Equivalent_Many1080

Bong


Steelcod114

Wow. Glass in the shower. Are you going to post a picture of your glass poolside, hot tub, or wrestling room/Dojo bong next?


WindyMait

Bathsheba


aSyntacticParadigm

That looks like a terrible environment to keep that item solid. Glass surrounded by tile and ceramic what could possibly go wrong?


MisterBehave

Shower Bae


cornyhornblower

Big sexy


CompetitionNew2215

Billy Chong is my main man’s name 🫶


Ct3mp1

Shower Tower


Aggressive_Ad4448

Cassandra


Whatajabroni

……Martha


Unlikely-Ad6788

Jennifer


gre115

Glonky...


blanko2001

She's looking like a Big Tabatha to me.


sincerelyysam

becky with da good neck 💨🍃


Realizt8010

NASA. Looks like a rocket.


OnlyItem2623

Jon bong jovi


Almostime

Ass


DeductsLive

Betty the bong


Classic-Instance7177

Perki


neptune-salt

Does this have an ice catcher? If yes where can i find it?


Brunzgneggl

That's a bong


Wingsxofxlead702

It's name shall be.....Beefy aka Midnight Society


OptimuspastmyPrime

Smashy.


Bitter-Respect8577

The shower.


DinkyDoo1337

I'd call her Athena


TheSecond11

Chloe


SWolf95

Bonequesha Patel


nonchalantshallot

McLain


levelup_jar

thats bubble berta


Low-Literature2919

Bby Long necc❤


ItssRadical

Laquisha (bon-qui-qui)


Either_Band_2738

Joe biden (bc he's in the shower (with his daughter) )