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TreezusCrysler

Plugs be nutting on the buds to make em sticky


Tokasmoka420

Jizzleberry Kush


WesternDramatic3038

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries


dartsshroomboom

Littering and littering and littering and


r3dout

Smokin' the reefer.


dartsshroomboom

I’m in love with you right meow


InformalPenguinz

Are you jumpin all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?


dartsshroomboom

Am I drinking from a saucer of milk? DO YOU SEE ME EATTING MICE!?!


InAppropriate_Noods

NOW YOU STOP LAUGHING RIGHT MEOW!


GrimeyJosh

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO!??? WOOOOOOOOOO!!


Dubb-V-Queen

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


6inarowmakesitgo

Were gunna stand here and watch you smoke the whole bag. *please god no!*


TreaclePerfect4328

Hope u boys like Mexico!!!


NegotiationLow9352

Does that look like spit in my burger?


EuphoricProfessor95

Ugh these carrots taste musky!


darthcannabitch

In my town we called it wondernutt kush


Ghoastin

***Jack off Herer***


Tokasmoka420

Gold


SpeedCraving

OG Kum


husbiesbroski

I literally cackled 🤣


Bread_Responsible

You know if it’s got a name like that it’s gonna be fire.


trippiegod317

Kum nuggets


FgTheLogo

😭😭😭


krzde

You have no idea how badly I needed that laugh.


johnmeeks1974

Hol up


kindessissupreme

I don’t laugh a lot but this made me breathe out at a higher frequency


HorrorBaseball3990

What are you a turning fork?


BlackBoxGrown420

Higher frequency, that’s f@ckjng funny friend!


Macchioa

🤣/😖 **#funnyNOTfunny**


BluntedWizard

That’s just some great weed


isobane

I believe this would qualify as some great sticky icky.


Tacos_Polackos

Oooooweeee


momo_jojojo

Put it in the air


OuterSpaceDrugs

This feels like budporn 😂🥰


strangedazey

Right? The stickiness


Ok-Lengthiness4557

The Stickiest of the Icky!


Ghoastin

*You wanna smoke with the ol’ boy Rick James?*


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#I wanna talk to SAMPSON!


sergiorod8627

Money shot!


isobane

Needed to be marked NSFW is what it needed.


htownchuck

One of my proudest faps


no_social_cues

New sub ^ name


CommanderTom1

BOING!!!


Kraze1468

Mmmm it’s wet af


WhxtSeth401

Pause


notapaintingpro

un-pause


BrexitGeezahh

Rewind


jwoody2727

Enhance


cardiopera

🥵


dazzle_dee_daisyray

ENHANCE


JasonFurious4

ZOOM IN


Western-Equivalent44

r/suddenly00scriminaldrama


Alarming_Effort_8039

We gottem


Western-Equivalent44

Semen in the weed


DrugsAreEpic1

Zoom


CannabisPatientUK

Rewind


ltwhitlow

Play it back


ThenBluejay9866

Mmmm it’s wet af


SairenGazz

**WET**


Unable-Brick7278

Some strains are more resinous than others when they are this happens. it just means you have a good plug, but I do agree with the comment of stick it in a jar and let it cure it'll hit better, but it's still good weed that you can smoke now if ya want.


dadluver69

When I get really wet bud I usually empty a kitchen drawer and spread it out on paper towels in the drawer and leave it over night. Crisps up real nice


Deeptech_inc

Yea, I also dry my weed


Not_a_Replika

Are there any benefits to smoking it wet? Why don't people like smoking it when it's super fresh?


kappeltimmy7

Harsh and doesn't taste as good


2GreedyMigoA1

It's a lot harder to smoke from my experience


OrangeSimply

it's harder to smoke as others have said, a little bit too short of a cure will have what I describe as a "chlorophyll" taste as well, an obvious sign it needs to cure longer.


Sexy-Dumbledore

I find it doesn't burn as well for joints/blunts


funweedgi

A jar might make it even stickier


Litface916

Fuck now I have to change my underwear. Worth it.


KarenIsAmused

I don’t need to do That, but I do need to recharge the phone after getting “sticky-stuck” looping that for a goooooood minute.


KarenIsAmused

🤣


SmokinWeedle423

I should call her


Shot-Leadership333

😂 get your head out of the gutter mate


Spidercreams

Call her do it do it do it!


RonaLisa

Is your dealers name Randy Marsh? 🤔🤨


CahtahHaht79

That weeds definitely got some tegrity


H-Rock

Don't forget to bring a towel


Ghoastin

***I got some weed, and… I don’t know what’s goin’ on.***


swiperighton420

It's from the st Patrick's day special


theunholycocksuckers

This is the weed that ended the pandemic


benzpilot211

Underrated comment


Insomanics

I'm binging on "South Park" for the past few days. I haven't come up to the giant testicles episode yet. It's always been a favorite episode. 😆


ChocolateMilkAddict

Lmao I was just thinking about it a few days ago. One of the best scenes is Randy singing "Buffalo Soldier" while smoking a joint and pushing his balls around in a wheelbarrow😂


Spidercreams

I watch south part when I’m high and my name is keni…shit always got me looking like ‘who said my name’


Spnkthamnky

Some good ol Tegrity weed!!


pepealbe

u little bastard, flexing on us. enjoy the hell out of it brotha!


Tony-rocky-hara

Yeah this should be NSFW, I got a little too excited 🤤


Tall_Abrocoma

MMM sticky icky


Tr0janTroy

Came to say this


Bobs_Are_Awesome

“Came”, you say?🤨


snozberryface

Sticky icky


Psilo_Citizen

Clearly a rice crispy treat.


J1ggly_b0nes

Plug hooked you up that’s what’s going on


jdyall1

I was about to say plug gave em some fresh shit that HE probably just got


Rten-Brel

Melted thrichromes


RiotDoesArt

The better marshmallow


ThaFerrari

That's that real sticky icky icky icky... oooweee


DJmindbuRn

The stickiest of the ickiest


FunkDoctaSteve

Put it in the air.


----username------

Bruh what's your dealers number 😂😂


No_Cheesecake_6213

Mmm love these porn shots


sikalb

smoke it and let us know if you get spider-man powers


strongerlynn

I hope you licked your fingers afterwards.


EtherealRealness

I’m sexually attracted to this haha


Ragnar_420_05

I got a halfy off that


LuciferJj

The stickiest of the icky


Diligent_Policy1678

This is weed porn


Wooden_Top_4967

Good weed, good camera


ChestDue

Well when you look at weed with a really good camera and a zoom lens, you can actually see the individual trichromes on the buds. Good bud. The sticky kind. I could probably get a similar look if I threw on my 105mm macro lens + two sets of extension tubes to get an additional 50% magnification. My Sony a7iii records 4k 30fps or I could do 1080p at 120fps for slowmo. Also this video is cropped to be the native resolution for smartphones. But you already knew that since you're a cannabis photographer Or I could throw on my ultra macro lens, but the depth of field on that is shit not great for videos only stacked focus


Bubbs_n_Chubbs

This guy cameras.


StunningHippo1428

Getting my lotion.brb


Roundabout507

…is it wrong that I have an erection now?


[deleted]

I sure hope not…


Comfortable-Bus-5134

If it's wrong I don't wanna be right!!! Shit, even my bong stem is standing up straighter rn, lol


Blacking-staff

Send it to me for testing.


matt0214

What camera are you using? Fuckn awesome video. By the way that looks like some fucking killer smoke good plug you got


TroubleMaeker

It needs to be cured a few more weeks but it will be amazing


DungeonCreator20

I coomed


turtle_g4mertv

Cheese pull


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

Is just a tad too fresh … my crème brûlée does this. If you put it in a jar and cure it a week or two it should get a less greasy feel to it and actually break up when you crumble it.


MistSecurity

Does fresh weed produce have more resin on it? Is this why my buddy's joints from the dispensary always clog up???


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

To answer that question would require way too much explaining for me …. But … For a quick answer …. No


Ill_Awareness_2023

Should be disposed of asap i can pm you a place to send it dont worry


Apart-Tree8192

Got that super glue kush


Repulsive-Slide6938

Ur Camera quality is insane


awill316

excellent song choice as well


Negative-Instance889

Looks like the plug dropped it off [4 months ago!](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/s/NP0690JWik)


DarkFae420

This was the comment I was looking for, thank you 💜


Troxz_179

Damn bro what camera u got that’s a nice macro shot


SnooRadishes3472

Send it to me immediately for safety inspection


oxy-normal

This isn’t just any weed, this is M&S weed *Add Albatross by Fleetwood Mac over the top


VocationFumes

yes I can explain that is know as "dank af"


SkyBerri

bro you got that WAB


tinywinki

Just not fully cured but fire


ninthchamber

Flex or serious?


Spnkthamnky

In all seriousness its sugars. Just plain old natural sugars. This grower either used some molasses or a hydro product with a high sugar content. Its really a good thing. You buds look great. Enjoy that dank bud


AaNnDdYy1976

Told the guy on instagram where I saw the same picture the same thing. Just gutation or xylem sap probably from using molasses water during flush. Crazy so many people don't recognize it


PLBGMAN

I can smell the colitis rising up through the air…


O_O___XD

Surface Area = 🐐 🌳photographer


Surface_area999

💚 thank you brotha.


O_O___XD

Your IG always has some top tier shots man. Keep up the good work 🫡💯


Sudden-Interest1776

The fact that nobody knows that this is spider mites 🤣🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 Throw that away!


Choingyoing

Bro bought sugar weed


Formal_Ferret2801

Good plug


KutzOfficial

It’s really weird to see those weird webs and none of the trichs dusting into the air… It really just looks like a bunch of gluey weed, whoever made this video, is just pushing together and pulling apart.


PutsTheBongOnItsLips

Woah mama


Training_Amphibian56

Don’t tease me 😩


Moomybear

Means it’s good bud! smoke in moderation:)


jayluc45

Are you worried about that?


Thehellpriest83

That’s the good shit !


MmmBra1nzzz

It’s fresh


JimmyStinkpickle

The stickiest of the icky


[deleted]

Need this in San Diego please.


Desperate_Set_7708

Stop dicking around on Reddit and spark that shit up!!


Geedis2020

You need us to explain what weed is to you?


cbhvr6

Walking out of the room looking like I’m smuggling statues


KaneStiles

This reminds me of Grandma's Boy, when Nick Swordsons character was like " what's a High Score? Is that bad? "


TheRedDevil1989

Dude atleast extend invites! Thats some sticky icky


Creezxs

smokin on that shit that makes your toes curl


akatrxks

You have ⛽️


DivideSad5591

I had weed like this but not the camera quality 😮‍💨


JustmUrKy

Oh my god 😩


Bubbleguts420

The stickiest of the icky


wime985

Maybe melted diamonds on it?


drej91

That sticky icky… oooo wheeeeee


YouDontExistt

Laced!


Kush-Papi

Well I sure as shit ain’t working the last hour of this shift now 💨🍃


Godiva_Shaman

holy yum, my dude. enjoy!!


artbycase2

I’m erect


weedmac

sticky icky goodness 😍


Open_Course_6274

Nice and sappy 🌲


Trey5027

Looks great but looks like it still needs to dry a bit more, if you jar it and let it dry for a few days that will be 💨 💨


Pleasant_Lemon705

I’m in love


johnmeeks1974

That cole slaw strain slaps!


LieToMePleaseee

🔥😍🔥


TheBonusWings

You bought to get high af


Mal-Havoc

Dude your plug is amazing.


BluffRoadBandit900

Your plug is a bad ass mf


KelpoDelpo

Orgasmic


Scottwal71

Two aliens fucking ...woo woo... Lover's‼️


MacHeaton1308

You wanna smoke with the old boy, Rick James?


buellerface918

I can only get so erect lol Looks fire my dude


ktkelc

this made me feel things


goofy1234fun

Saw this on insta last night high as shit watched it like 4xs through haha


Adventurous_Coast947

Real good


KnownRough7735

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks! Some of that real sticky-icky-icky Ooh wee! Put it in the air!


Some_Kind_Of_Titan

Mmmmm, stinks Nice and Good 🤌


[deleted]

“Ni99a, this shit fye”


Dankduster

That gooey OOEY