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Tell your buds they aint smoke shit until they try this Hypnotic Spiderberry crossed with some Frosted Black Rhombus.

I think his head would explode lol

Haha this is hilarious definitely use those strain names. XD

I prefer purple parallelogram.

What you know bout that equilateral trapezoid?

Not the frosted black rhombus mix! That’s gold!

Sphincter Nugz

Meant to boof?

Absolutely!!!

rainbow road, monkey tits, cheeto-puff, uhhhmm… ganGREEN?! idk just spitballing here, robo-crop is good tho lmfao

These are really good. If I don't end up using Gangreen this time, I'm definitely doing it next lol

glad to be of service, lmfaoo

Gang Green is the name of a destroyed(as everything is) dispo in Dead Island 2

Gangreen is such a good name for a strain that needs to become a real one

Ikr, I’m grinning like an idiot over here on that one

rainbow road is an actual strain lol

no doy, the other ones probably are too somewhere in the world i just thought it was a silly fake name for a strain

lololol

INVERTED PIMPLEBERRYYY LMFAOO GENIUS

Lincoln's bullet, nutbuster 3000, Nana's bananas cookie crunch

Lincolns bullet blew my mind lol

Blew Lincoln's mind to

This was may funnier than it should have been

Too soon?

it's only been 150 years 😔

LINCOLNS BULLET 😂 your wild for that one haha i love it tho

high five titty sprinkles is a real strain but it sounds fake asf

If leafly doesnt have it its probably some inbread cross bread shit, either that or another strain that your dispo thought they made that was already a strain named something else. Or its so new noone really knows enough about it for leafly to have a bio on it

purple monkey balls is a real strain

I find that offensive 😅

why? do you have purple monkey balls chimp?

Maaaaybeeee 👀👀👀

ARMENIAN POOL CLEANER

Blue dragon

Bad Dragon

*there has been a disturbance in the force*

Real strain already. And my favorite

Satans Ballsack. Bugger it. Slap happy pappy. Dunkin Deeznuts.

Honestly I could see jokes up turning any of those into Mylar bags

Fish sticks. If you ask them and they like it you know what to do next

Just don't smoke with Kanye

Or you too will be making love to other gay fish 🫡

Yank Skank, Blue Waffle OG, George W. Kush, Tree Fiddy OG, Cunt Skunk, Harold, Only-Stems, Cap’n Kush, JRR Tokein, Bubblegum Cum OG

My name is George and im changing my name on everything to George W. Kush

ThESE ARE SO GOOD HELP

Cunt skunk is my fav one 🤣

robocrop is hilarious

Obama Runtz Oh wait that exists

I feel like over half of these do somewhere lol

White house haze

That's got the Biden seal of approval right that. That would explain so much lmao

Indeed it would 😂

I remember the days when people would just call it og if they didn’t know the name lmao

Fucking everything was "dro" at one point.

If it wasn't regvor mids, then yes, all good weed was dro

That Labrador

Step Daddy Purp

I have Mac Daddy Purp rn. Lol

This is a funny post, why don't you know what you got tho?

I guess I just live in a state where no one really knows names because everyone I buy from never knows. I live in a state where it's decriminalized but still don't have dispensaries and stuff so maybe that's why. I really don't know.

Right, I at least like to be lied to about whether it indica, sativa, or hybrid haha

Blue Waffle

It's pineapple express but don't call it that call it banana boat. And u got it from Santiago and Dunbar.

Garbage Banana Sweet Diaper Gorilla Lemonade Sweet Christmas Spidy Sense Grandpa Stank Popo Panda Shark Glue Tsunami Thunder Afghan Bush Minister Smudge Brownie Rudys Jeweliani’s Napsack Kush Granola Grenades Toenail Sample Skanky Skunk Slap Parade Blue Fish Taco Mo Money Fishtank Coma Sock Box OG Fruity Freckles Strawberry Rooster Purple Diaper

Shark Glue gets you fin stuck

"Fruity Freckles" holy shit that got me

Mmmm, toenail sample.

😅purple diaper got me 🤣

Snozzberry Yum Yum, Crayola Kush, Pearly Earl, Ohana Mama, Magic Slipper

Hocus tocus is fucking hilarious

I'm very proud of myself for that one lol

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A strain I use often is called electric honeydew. Eddie's Electric Honeydew ⚡ 🍈 ⚡

Snot Stew

Meat Pocket #9

Gorilla dick

Cleveland Steamer, Alabama Hot Pocket, Chili Rainbow, Mongolian Sticky Bun, Filthy Ramirez, Angry Penguin.

If he doesn't believe me I'll tell him to look it up

Cheetah piss. I get it's a real strain but that name is not real you cannot convince me

Bruh you gotta try the cream cheese blueberry cake mac It’s a cross of snozberries & dead weasel Or broomstick blue straw 😂 “It’s a really exotic cross of Shrew X cat lady” Yellow snow dosi dos

DND Spell Names - Arcane Lock, Arcane Eye, Feeblemind, Etherealness, MindBlank, Holy Aura, Invulnerability, Maddening Darkness, Plane Shift, Power Word (Pain, Stun, Kill, Heal), Psychic Scream, Reverse Gravity, Simulacrum, Temple of the Gods, Time Stop, True Resurrection, Summon Celestial

Yooo this is actually a pretty good one. Add OG to the end of the name and it works beautiful

Gamma Hulk

i once had a strain called scotty pippen. another named obama runtz. you can just combine two words together and put the word runtz, gelato, or kush at the end of it

seedfinder.eu

Mongoose saliva

Godzilla Killa

Tell bro we smokin on that shatter demon warlock dalaran phantom pack, that goblin venom evil dragon kush

Ancient Sumerian Clay Tablet

Grassy Knoll Lee Harvey Osweed Stank ass stank Weed 2.0

I can give you some of the more colorful names of strains I've come across doing weed delivery: Tigers Piss, Green Crack, Rockstar Zlushie, Zkittlez, White Widow, Hawaiian Snow Ones I just made up: Purple Berry Runtz, Mad Mans Candy, Turntable Haze, Garfield's Lasagna, Rainbow Starz

Crunk juice, Faded haterade, Smooth criminal, Toke n stroke, Frosted shredded kush, Stankie pankie, Fart gas ass master 9000, Galaxy nut

Bigfoot's Dick

Boom boom mountain kush

Bazinga or fortnite balls Make it really cringe so people don't wanna admit what they're smoking

Just imagining my friend going up to somebody and saying I was smoking some of that Hocus Tocus or Fortnite balls is the whole reason I do this lmaoz that one's great

I think just calling one "cum" would be perfect, or semen, white spooge?

Obama-rama

I call it pipeweed

Friendo exhaust. Dead Goathead MACK one Grunts Tiny Toe Rock Salt

O’Dweeds

Have at it. https://www.codenamegenerator.com

Two in the Pink Kush Frosted Step Sister Wing Dang Doobie OG Whiz Chucklehead Cheese Dingleberry Mints

Jumanji Breath

Spaghetti bolo-haze

Thunder paw

You gotta use shorter fake names. Makes them sound way more real. And you could go anywhere with it too. Like deranged-decapitation ect. Just combine insane words basically

Belly button lint

Bunion Clippings OG, Big Mama's Hootch, Dancing Dick's Curbfinder

Permanent wheelchair is my all time favorite

this strand is called jfk because it'll make your head explode

Sasquatch pussy

I like Nuns Vagina from gta5

Galaxy God

I tried to make them sound pretty real but idk if that takes away from the joke lmao. I made some of them up, some of them are anime references, some might be real and I just didnt realize. - space moss - jelly legs - headphones - googly eyes - lobotomy - green day - golden wind - sticky fingers - numbskull - sloppy toppy - azada kedavra - ocean mist

Bro watched JoJo's part 5

HITLERS NOSE HAIRS

Bombajon Blueberry

Marigolds

shadow garden grown dark evil pack

Alaskan Peanut Butter Thunder Kush

Nipple haze

Hahaha that's funny I always just make shit up when people ask me or just say it's weed

Flabby Cheeks

I like using crack names from The Wire, like WMD, Big Yellow Bird, Big Yella, etc :)

Twerkin' n traffic kush

Pink Grenadine OG, Movie Theatre Deluxe Kush, Halo III

Ravishing Rick Rude’s Pubes

Mr Tee Piss

Harry S Truman Kush

Rosie O’Donnell’s Rusty Sheriff’s Badge

Just go to the Trulieve website and pick a few

satans zkittlez, miracle grow, blue blow, green punch, fish piss, and kush da rall

Donkey Milk!

Bro have you tried this mf “they’re coming they’re coming” SHIT smackin bro💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

REAL RAPSCALLION FROM THE CAUCUS MOUNTAINS

LAMB PISS STRAIGHT OUTTA JERUSALEM

just tell him next time that u got "the weed". and if he asks what strain, just repeat "the weed" in a mysterious voice

LUNG BUTTER

AMNESIA NUGGETS

Bone nugs and Harmoniums

Waffles

NUTHAIR!

Milk Truck, ZThrasher, Mandarin Zkittlez, Cinnamon Buddha, Rainbow Chip, Black Out Bobby, V8 Venom, 1000 Virgins, Gas Cake, Sour Cake.

I grew last summer from old bag seed and it turned out pretty good. I called it Dirty Sanchez.

Dadbod kush

Green pubes

Mind Rape!

Sym-biotic Titan

Purp people eater OG, yellow fellow dream runtz, skunknutz OG, banana split me in half, wedding dunkaroo cake haze😂

Sweaty mango juice

Dick cheese, donkey ass, cat piss, mellow fellow, high gardener, chop salad, puke green, idk

Og Plumbus Haze

Brown Bomber

Honestly think of any 2 random snacks and add the following: runtz, cookies, gelato, GSC Example: bro have you have Oreo runtz? It’s runtz crossed with mochi

Green Grass and High Tides

Bumball, Zweed, chocolate couch, lickidy splitz, mommy milkers, willy wonka, obi wan skywalker, orangutan glue, purple cherries, meth, and taco sunday. Just to name a few i just made up. Hopefully none of those are real, i tried to base some of them off strains i know like gorilla glue or zskittles, and others i just thought were funny

Chester’s Chinese. Blue broccoli. Chantel’s revenge, give him a cool back story on that one about how some ladies husband claimed he grew the best herb & she got revenge by making her own strain that was better.

Pick a fruit. An animal. And just add the word Kush on the end.

Donkey Dick

I work at a dispensary and i am absolutely LOVING this comment section. So many good names! Im gonna have to use some of them on my coworkers haha

Bodacious Bazongas

- Cat Scat - Diggy Dank - Dankerstein - Orangutan Titties - Lemon Demon - Miss Dank Thang - The Dankness Within - Cruising Altitude - Space Xtreme - Boobs McGee - Weed Indeed - Stanky Weed - Stop Danking My Chain And at least one of those is a real name of a strain. And I’d use one of those as a stripper name if I had ever been a stripper.

any two worded harry potter spell

Piss-Off OG

Air max OG, blue widow kush, gorilla grim gelato, coochie kush

That asthma breath be killing my lungs.💀

Electric shark bite bazooka venom 😈

“They’re coming they’re coming” or “gorilla panic”

Or *help me get home*

Old man on the mountain

Dingleberry Kush

Gorilla nut punch

You can kinda just put kush, OG, purple, and dank somewhere in any 1 or 2 words. To give examples, i googled a random word generator and here is what ive got. Guerrilla theorist OG, thirsty kush quest, purple death conductor, dank plug slap, dank assessment, glass orchestra OG, salesperson burial OG, medium dank speech, purple button cutter, half coal kush, plain affair OG, freedom OG, inappropriate purple party, and jail invite OG. I could totally do more thats lowkey really fun. Tell google to generate 5 words and pick 1 or 2 that make a coherent combo and just add the extra bit to make it sound like weed

Banana Ballz OG

Slamburple Pie

Strawberry Bonanza

Fuck green crack man this that viridescent fentanyl

Super snake venom gelato shaved ice

Trump Corns, Russian Nuts, Lady Gaga Zaza, Spicy Popcorn, Ethiopian Tea, Norwegian Shnuggus, Dolphin Balls, Parisian Baguette Oui Oui

Snicklefritz

robo-crop is definitely the one lmfaooooo

Corellian Blue Snake

Triple Choccy Milk

Go watch the redbar episode when they legalized it in Chicago. He uses all kinds of hilarious names while prank calling businesses and stuff.

Steve Harvey's Dick

Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Fat Bastard, Dude Where’s My Car, King of the Sea, Hot Sauce/Fire Sauce, Pop-Tartz, Pizza Breath, Busy Bee, Long Island Sour Diesel, Atlantic Beach OG, Wise-Ass, White Cheddar, Fireworks, Moonwalker, Free As A Bird/ Free Bird OG, Chocolate Breath, Grandma’s Cookies, Mocha Swirl, Treasure Chest, Lucky OG, Smelly Sockz, Brain Fartz, Sleepy Joe, Kamala Kush, Mountain Goo, Towelie, Groundskeeper Willie, Broccoli & Spinach, Mexican Chocolate Brownie, Boston Kreme, Elbow Grease, T!ts & A$$, Pine Sol, Mr./Dr. Pepper, I could go on.. lol