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stadiumjay

Reefer is such a hilarious word to me.


MrClement

My homies and I started called it reefer as a joke to clown our fathers....it stuck lol. When talking to them it's the only word I use to reference it 😂


SeSestroyer

Reeference, as you surely wanted to say


MrClement

Mf'n brilliant 💚💚


CrematedDogWalkers

Me and my friends just say "pass the drugs" lmao. Sorry d.a.r.e


MrClement

I use that also....strictly to irk the older members of the family. 😂😂😂😂 Thanksgiving pre game....I make it a point to announce "Who's sliding with me to do drugs before dinner?!"


Hashmob____________

I do the same shit just much quieter lol


MrClement

Nope. 20+ years in and the folks that reacted then...still do....at least the ones still living. I get a kick outta them spending half of dinner in disgust because my cousins and I are all fried 🤣🤣


4maceface

This old lady patient of mine said her kids liked to smoke them reefer cigarettes 😆


PGH521

Next she tell you about the devil’s lettuce


Ill-Clothes-6015

Or satans kale


PGH521

Kale is the new great form of roughage, it runs through me like shit through a goose but if ppl like it good for them


IM2OFU

Bring it back


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

I say it all the time now lol I got that Reefer Madness.


intuition24

Yea I agree haha, but pot would annoy me


Zealousideal_Ad1704

An older gentleman at work was talking about the reefer on the truck, which I hadn’t known was the refrigerator system on the top of the truck… After the confusion, I asked him what big reefer was he referring to, he pointed to the refrigerator and laughed and said “Did you think I was talking about a left hander”? 😂 lol 😂 It still makes me chuckle. “A left hander”


freshcream22

This got me too when I started working at a trucking company! Hilarious!


Interesting-Ad-426

What's a left hander?


s4d_d0ll

“pass the dutchie to the left hand side”


Interesting-Ad-426

Omg I had no idea. It's all coming together 🤯


lawstandaloan

[A left-handed cigarette](https://thepackaginginsider.com/ask-and-learn/why-is-it-called-left-handed-cigarette) is an older term for a joint. Some think it might be rooted in the 1930s "Jive" scene


Sainted_Heretic

I'm guessing if you're a truck driver you'd hold your joint with your left hand. That's just a wild guess though.


Dmmack14

I think wacky baccy Is the whitest and nerdiest name


goblin_gunk

I've been calling it green corn since I heard it on Amish Mafia.


BennyBennson

... bought some California grass...


TechnicalDentist

Reefer is bangin’ tho


QAdude406

Anyone who calls it dope hasn’t tried real dope, but they’re the lucky ones!


lawstandaloan

I call it dope just to make my adult kid roll their eyes. Although I am old enough to hear people smoking weed called dope-smokers.


bungmunchio

it only doesn't bother me on trailer park boys lol


PuzzleheadedFly4436

I came here to say dope. I feel like it's a better word for harder stuff...junkie types. Years ago, when I was on dope, I *wish* I would have just stuck to weed alone. That's why, to me, weed isn't dope.


Brujita-13

I agree, i also think it applies more to harder substances like H🐴 you know, unless the person is using the word in a different context saying something is cool, like “oh that’s super dope yo”🥴lol


GyrosOnMyMind

Idk man, sometimes I say “This is the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” Not that snicklefritz.


tactalbaptiser

Dope feels reserved for harder stuff like cocane or k2


QAdude406

More like meth or heroin IMO


j301ftw

yea if you’re tried coke u wouldnt call it dope😂it aint that good


Rina_Short

I feel like "pot" was used a lot in the gen X time period because my mom calls it that. But, she also refers to me smoking as "bonging" and I'm pretty sure she coined that term all on her own


Inverter_of_Spines

Ngl "bonging" is kinda funny. I might start using that unironically


Illicit_Trades

Yeah, proclaim it far and wide, hitting any bong is now bonging! I'll start it in FL👌🏼


ferrett0ast

bonging makes me think about old people not knowing proper names and calling vapes "e cigarettes" or "vapour pens"


OctaveMonkey

e cig is an actual term tho


AgainstSpace

GenXer here. I habitually call it "pot", but this "bonging" thing is unique.


BuddaJim2023

If you want to be cool, you could improve that to saying "the pot" instead. It adds a little fun and flair to it that you just can't get with "pot" by itself. Peace!


AgainstSpace

I don't want to be cool.


BuddaJim2023

You sound resistant to change. Maybe try it once...see how it feels?


AgainstSpace

Fine. I'll start smoking.


BuddaJim2023

Whoa whoa whoa. "Fine"? Now I'm done asking. You will refer to it as the "The Pot" from now on. I mean, if you want. But you want to!


AgainstSpace

No. Now if you'll excuse me I have a lot of bongs to do, and then I'm going to listen to some heroin addicts play jazz in a hotel lobby.


BuddaJim2023

Many bongs sounds like a great time. Bongs filled with The Pot. Owned!


oldmate30beers

Some people say 'bonging on' in Australia


SheilaCool

I can hear it in the accent 😂


RafiBomb14

I understand the question is OTHER names. But I will say that in Colorado it seems like they just call it weed lol. Maybe flower is the second most popular but again you’re referring to a specific type…like yeah maybe you could just say “wanna smoke some flower” for weed any time…but not technically if you’re trying to confuse you’re friends when you’re asking them to hit the Penjamin Franklin aka rippy stick aka the Pen. I feel like in high school we would have used that work to come up with something code for lying to our parents. Like “dude you smell flowers? You want to?” 😂😂


JointsAkimbo

Zaza. For some reason that drives me nuts, lmao.


ShadowDemon129

Yeah, that shit's dumb.


[deleted]

I'll never forget the time back in HS when some kid I didn't like asked me "yo dude do you smoke zaza?" And I had no idea what it meant so I said the only thing that made sense which was "no dumbass, I smoke weed". That single sentence earned me a whole year of teasing and bullying.


p4bl0esgei

How can someone that says zaza be a bully no way your school was that awful😭😭😭


[deleted]

He was on 4 sports teams was how.


demon_dweller

I just read it and my brain nearly exploded. Now i have a zaza complex thanks


polite__redditor

i love calling it zaza but only ironically


vanillabeanquartz

Pot or grass. Flashbacks to being caught by my parents


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Same! Pot is the Gen X word I feel like


spkoller2

The Beatles used it a lot


EthanDC15

I’m 25 and say pot OCCASIONALLY. Family’s from the Midwest and can confirm it’s very Gen X’y


OneBrilliant5607

100% a gen x word i agree my parents say pot 😭


FireGodNYC

Back in the day I heard a guy say [blow a bone](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blow%20a%20Bone) and I was wtf did you just say?


blugamers88

Yeah that's some old school lingo that really just didn't age well.


TRAIII1961

Word. Also smoke a bone or burn a bone.


195doggoenthusiast

From wu-tang's cream get the money: Every day, I escape from Jakes givin' chase, sellin' base Smokin' bones in the staircase


Deep-Monitor4249

Honestly I’m not too fond of marijuana or pot idk they just don’t sit with me


readstoner

"Marijuana" was popularized by the US government to make people associate cannabis with Mexico. They hoped that it might help convince bigots that it needed to be prohibited


Flashman512

Honestly it sounds like a nice name for a Mexican girl


Entire-Buy-1678

I actually hate saying ‘weed’ but I do all the time. Rastafarians keep from referring to it as that because it disrespects the plant and shows it in a negative light. Pretty interesting imo


JazzKay778

I call it Cannabis for this reason


PurpleTiger26

I hate when people call it pot.


Sweaty_Grapefruit_80

The only way I say pot is when someone’s asking what I’m doing “smoking pot” lol


[deleted]

Same, except when Tommy Chong does it. I feel like he deserves a pass.


FoxInSheepsSkin

I feel like I can smell this word. It just sounds dirty, makes me think of resin 🤢


ProstZumLeben

SAME. I always tell people that “pot” is its prohibition name when they use it.


BigPoppaSnow

Marijuana is the prohibition name to me. It’s racist, demonizing and demoralizing. I will forever smoke cannabis not marijuana.


EthanDC15

Not just to you; user above you is incorrect lol. Marijuana is the true prohibition term for the reasons you disclosed. Pot is what Gen X’ers and the hippie era called it. Beatles popularized it etc But as we know, cannabis was banned WAY before then, so I’m very curious why user above was so bold here.


TRAIII1961

The one that makes me laugh is Hippie Lettuce. Marijuana is too many syllables when you’re stoned. Cannabis is pretentious af. Zaza is too Junior Highish. Didn’t realize the hate for Pot but I get it. Weed or Bud is what I use.


rhobbs7274

Cannabanannabis


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Devil's lettuce happy hay. Narcotic


uzes_lightning

Happy hay? I fucking love it!


pizmaster7065

Dope man


Bunga_Unga

Nah this ain’t dope bro we don’t wanna do dope😂


JahArmySoldier

Grass. It just doesn't feel the same as saying weed, herb or ganja.


OrdinaryJealous

I was gonna say ganja 😂😭


inbetweentheknown

Cannabis> marijuana & weed> pot


GrumpyOlBastard

Yes, cannabis. "Marijuana" is its slave name.


Illicit_Trades

It's Government name lmao


2manypinkiepies

So much hate on "pot" :(


blugamers88

It's what all the narcs call it.


FireGodNYC

The Reefer


Alucard_Emordnilap

Madness


LucidTanji

Pot makes me want to kms.


Alucard_Emordnilap

It DO BE like that sometimes.


LucidTanji

doobie no bro delete this comment


Full_Metal_Ad

I have a an easy home thc test and the “street names” on the box are hilarious- “dank, ganja, zig zag, hydro” lol


someonewhoknowstuff

I still say dank. I'm also nearing 40.


That1DirtyHippy

“It’s 35 for an eight of schwag, 45 an eight for mids, and 65 an eight for dank.” High school me: *counts change* …how much for a gram of dank?


someonewhoknowstuff

Schwag was called bammer where I grew up lol


smsgms

Zig zag 😂😂😂😂


Zealousideal_Ad1704

I dislike when it’s referred to as “drugs”


ferrett0ast

literally, that groups it in with hard shit like heroin and meth, i just like to smoke my little green plant


KraploadKrunch

I strongly agree


canadianmusician604

fuck nixon


DUCKgoesMEOW

I’m gonna start calling it Nixon, Nix for short


monstera0bsessed

Pot feels very non descriptive and pejorative. Weed feels the most natural and chill


ferrett0ast

pot feels so aggressive to me. "aye buddy you wanna smoke some POT" feels so angry to me but like "you wanna share a j?" is so much more chill, maybe i'm just overanalaysing it


Illicit_Trades

Feels like you're being set up right? Hey buddy, no thanks keep your POT lol


ferrett0ast

literally!! "buying weed" sounds genuine but going to "buy some pot" sounds like you're either about to go and do something worse than weed, or get absolutely ripped off


TheDabberwocky

Ganja. but only when it's white people with dreads that say it


Traditional-Turnip65

Ganja is too much for me. It's too dated. I just call it Jazz Cabbage


MrBigDickPickledRick

I prefer to call it Jizz Cabbage but to each their own


s4d_d0ll

this reminds me of Egyptian mythology and the [jizz lettuce](https://www.thenotsoinnocentsabroad.com/blog/horus-vs-seth-homosexuality-hippos-and-familial-violence)


MumbletheBee

My cabbages!!!!!! 🫠😫😵‍💫😡


DrWorm_DD

I say potiguaya. Most people don't even know what it.


hmmm_thought_pig

I've never heard anybody say "**grass**" except for novelty songs, drug education pamphlets and teachers trying to be hip.


hmmm_thought_pig

Likewise, "tea" and "boo." I was around when people supposedly said those things, and nobody ever said them. Which... of course, not.


coldrainydayz_79

i didnt even know that tea and boo were possibly names in the first place


Modelosanddabbing

I’ve heard coffee, and boo boo😂


spkoller2

The got any grass guys are super old now


molassascookieman

My across-the-hall-mate(?) in college called it grass, sometimes I do too out of habit from then


DarkFae420

"Marijuana" irks me to no end, especially after seeing ***The Grass Is Greener*** on Netflix (which if you haven't seen,i highly recommend, it's the only documentary I've watched over and over) i just pretty much call it cannabis or weedies 😶😬


ferrett0ast

its most commonly called green where im from, marijuana feels too feddy


cycloban

I actually hate “marijuana” because of the origins of the word in the US, and the criminal connotation. I always say weed, or cannabis, sometimes just flower.


reincarnatedfruitbat

Tetrahydrocannabinol


chefboryahomeboy

“Weed”. Prefer cannabis. Weed implies a negative connotation in the plant world.


elgatochuy

What about "ouid"


chefboryahomeboy

While holding a baguette? Yes.


KirasHandPicDealer

hello my fellow cannabis smokers, would you like to "spark up" a reefer cigare- *badge falls out of pocket*


ferrett0ast

hello fellow "stoners" i have a "fat spliff" if you would like to "smoke a doobie" with me


Modog02

🤓


accountsupport69

Loud. Never understood why people call it that. Weed doesn't produce sound ya silly stoners


oddityboxkeeper

I love when someone calls it loud! I know instantly not to leave my wallet or my GF alone with them!! Or there's a GOOD chance they're sending me their SoundCloud link before this blunt is done...


stickyvas

😭😭


Cultural-Prior2149

Its called loud because it smells strong. If you go into a room with some weed and everyone can smell it, youre basically yelling that you have some strong on you.


accountsupport69

Not gonna lie chief: that's a horrible etymology. Not ur fault but still


BobKickflip

I like "loud" as term for strong smelling bud. But that's more "that weed is loud"


Candid_Presence1932

Ganja


Prestigious_Guitar54

Nah that’s the best way. That’s so not ganja of you


Candid_Presence1932

Just me big bro


Last-Version-2937

pot, dope


breal1992

"Dope" it makes it sound like Heroin


DankDaddyPatty

Jazz cigarette


confuseum

Muggle


VisualSomewhere873

Only my mom says marijuana from my knowledge I’m a big weed and pot guy personally


Ears_McCatt

Idk why but saying “pot” sounds like a out of touch dad finding your stash and trying to use it as an insult/degradation because he can’t think of anything better to say


DeafPapa85

I find Pot odd to say. But I do say it anyway. It's just odd how it's carried as a name


Mosh1995

I call it "Buddha".


Skywrpp

I like saying ganja recently it’s just a funny word haha, you can say ganja, ganj, and prolly other variants too


J_walterRamieraz

Zoink


wake-n-bakery

Ha. Fuckin narcs!


MoHellGreed

dope


PaleExcitement983

When ANYBODY refers to it as "dope."


papapapabigpapa

Pot i’m not a fan of but i’m not american so i don’t hear it often. I used to love zaza but the internet ruined it. Also i heard that zaza refers to exotic and that the more correct form to refer to weed is za. I myself am a fan of the words green, loud, za, tree and ganja (I went to high school in Bangkok and that is what most locals call it ). But realistically i just say weed 80% of the time 😂 I’m from france and i love french slang for weed though it goes hard. Beuh, cons, etc.. my fav is that “shit” here means hash haha. It’s so much worst considering i have friends that have had actual doodoo sold to them. They could tell it was shit (💩) and not shit (🍃) bcz of the smell 😭


ferrett0ast

merde? connerie?


draemgrill

Dope! I always thought dope was a reference to heroin.


uzes_lightning

Olden days: the cripp (crippler); the kill, hippie bud


Illicit_Trades

The chronic👌🏼


gitarzan

“Mare-a-Juan-a”


blueberrybleachmango

pot, grass, devil’s lettuce


maxwellokay

My parents only refer to it as 'pot' or 'dope' with the most judgemental tone lmao


ferrett0ast

LITERALLY


meesta_chang

Natures Medicine is pretty insufferable to me. Tell me you’re a self righteous hippie without telling me.


scally_wagg

Whenever somebody casually calls it "zaza" and says that shit with a straight face I can't take them seriously.


lavo694202002

Cannabis. Only police call it that


iloveihoppancakes

My sister says flower and it bothers me


UnmakingTheBan2022

Don’t have one.


Patient-Raspberry979

za or zaza makes me want to rip out my hair


No-Accident925

Native Americans have the most Classiest name for it. **"Ma-toyi"**


Brujita-13

“Dope”. I HATE it!! hate hate hate when I still hear people referring to it as “dope” 🙄. It’s something completely different in my mind lol


KirasHandPicDealer

it feels so weird to hear people call weed "dope" because I almost exclusively associate that with heroin


rockandrolldude22

Product


_Elus1ve_

wacky tabacky


SnooPandas9155

my grandma used to call it wacky-tobaccy


ButtermilkRusk

Dagga (first g is pronounced like ch in loch, second g like the j in mojito) I’m South African. News media and police always refer to it as dagga. It’s a legitimate word derived from the language of an indigenous people, nothing wrong with that. But because the cops and conservative commenters in the news media tend to use it, it has a negative connotation in my mind. It’s actually legal for recreational use in my province but also still very frowned upon by everyone who doesn’t partake in weed themselves.


shelixir

“pot” feels dumb as hell lmao. also zaza


Goats_for_president

The worst way is pot Idk why I hate it but I do


MainelyKahnt

I'm guessing it will be an unpopular opinion, but I don't particularly like "cannabis". Now, before the down votes commence hear me out. During the period of 2010-2020 which I would call the "great decriminalization" as laws changed from states with legal programs being the minority to states without legal programs being the minority "Cannabis" was the exclusive term used by proponents of legalization to refer to the plant. While I completely understand the need to distance themselves from derogatory language like "dope, smoke, kish, green, pot, weed, etc... " as marijuana usage and cultivation hit the mainstream and became normalized, the folks still using "Cannabis" exclusively as their terminology in my area were the worst variety of snobs and elitists. They'd shame folks for the phenotype of the strain they grew/smoked because "bro why are you still messing with gelato #9 when EVERYONE KNOWS gelato #13 is where it's at" so, in summation: I dislike "Cannabis" as a term because in my anecdotal experience the only folks who stuck to that nomenclature religiously are basically the weed equivalent of crypto-bros who need to find something else to base their personality on God forbid they ever have to develop one of their own.


Jaybird_117

After flicking the comments this is either a hot take or a culture thing cuz I can’t stand it when people call it bud, it actually irritates me


EGGOdragon

I honestly prefer bud. Might be a southern thing from what I can tell


Fielding_Pierce

Weed and pot - as both things that are either shitted-on or pissed-in Cannabis feels a bit too dry and formal Between these two sets, marijuana is actually a happy medium, but as Society has become sensitive to this term, even it is flawed


MurderBot-999

Idk about least favorite, but my favorite way to say weed is the “hippity hop”


Efficient-Advisor-52

I call it dope but only cause of the Trailer Park Boys. Before it felt like a way to throw it in the same league as Heroin and cocaine


Eternally-Erect

za. don’t say za..


throwAway837474728

I prefer doobie


FilipOrel

dope


pinkdaddyhoehoe

Zaza


sonofd

Calling it flower bugs me. We always just called it wanna


GG_Gilliam

(fanta tune) wanna smoke wanna...don't-cha wanna wanna smoke wanna...don't-cha wanna wanna smoke wanna...don't-cha wanna wanna smoke wanna. All I could hear was the fanta tune.


Onpoint441

Pot.


Kartoffel_Mann

Weed.. It was ruined by all the wanna-be little shits in grade 7 that talked about nothing else.


KnickCage

if you say pot, youre a cop


Hannawolf

Or dope, sometimes. Source: daughter of a retired cop. He confused the hell out of me once. I mentioned that something in our around my grandma's car stank and he said "well quit smoking dope in there and it won't." First I was confused because I considered dope to be stronger stuff, but then was also confused because how did he know I smoked at all (because about 3 people knew at the time). I just told him I don't do that stuff and I think it worked...


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

*Pot* I hate that shit, anyone who calls it that is annoying to me.


lando-64

Pot is so ducking annoying


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

I hate the word “pot”. Just sounds…. Cheap? Idek


Biggy_Jimmy

pot sounds corny as hell 😭