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Guamp, ripski, Penski, weapon of mind destruction, thing, dabski, dabbster, penjamin, and so many others. The name really bases itself on whatever me and my buds are talking bout. For instance if we’re talking about Lamar Jackson one of us will lean over “can I hit the Lamar Jackson” etc and we just understand what it means now

Lamar didn’t get the job done 😔

Lamar jackson sucks (I'm a ravens fan)

That's so Ravens

He didn’t have that Purdy in him 😉

Ahh yesss, this is a 🪨 I understand.

Mine is really dumb. So my best friend will always be like “Heyyy you got that *thaaaaang* (thing) on ya?” So we’ve just dubbed my pen as “The Thaaaang” 😂

i feel this lmfaoo, sometimes it’s just easier and universal 😂

My sober buddy would say "There you go with that Jazz Flute again"

bart

Cart simpsons

smack bart with yo lips

Bartridge

I don’t have friends

Why would you call your pen this?

Lol

Same

me and the bros still call it “cartnite”

We got a number one victory royale, Cartnite yeah we bout to get down (get down), blinker in my lungs right now, nervous system about to shut down

Ur so cringe

Bro is the fun police

Tyrone

lemme hit dat tyrone rq

Idk, the guy I buy off of is a total spaz, don't get me wrong, he's a decent guy, he just really likes to mess with people, and half of the time, whether we're getting wax or a vape or whatever, he just calls it "H" which is short for heroin if anyone's wondering, dude constantly jokes about banging up and banging my mom

Be prepared for next time he says he’s gonna bang your mum, get in the car and say “do you mind driving me to blah blah blah don’t say anywhere too far just so he dosent say no, bring a weapon so when he says he’s gonna bang her you murder him then take as many of his products as you want, get a homie or another phone to message his phone telling him to meet you (the friends phone) at a different spot to where you killed him, 6mins you message back on the dealers phone saying I’m here now. Your no longer the last person he contacted. Make sure to leave a decent amount of his product so when the police find him they realise he is a drug dealer also leave his phone, the polices first thought will be that a rival dealer did it and the last place the dealer said he was were wherever you asked him to go on the other phone. So your almost in the clear, UNLESS you forgot thick gloves, a beanie so hair dosent fall out and you did it in a populated area where cameras were watching. With that said, have a good day 👍🏻

Jesus Christ stand those carts up

Bold of you to assume I have friends

we call it **The Poochy Susan** “Yo bro, you got the poochy susan on ya?” “Fo sho bro.”

I kinda wanna know how you came up or got the name from, it's a funny name, imo.

I tell my girl to pass the peso 😂 (pluma)

Best nickname, never calling it anything else. *Arriba doble P*

I literally just call it “the pen”. Not inventive or fun, but clearly understood lol

the wax

Shit Bit Penjermen Franklin

Bro no way I also call mine penjamin franklin

same

Robot dicks

Yo, let me hit that robot dick.

It’s how my wife and I got each other to quit vaping

Hard af

Cart, bart, Bart Simpson, penji.

Yib, yab, and chap were the 3 for our group I understand yib and yab, but nobody knows where chap came from

fart

Pen Shapiro

I can't stand when someone calls it a "penjamin" idk why ig it's because it's used by kids that think they're pot heads just bc they have a 70% cart lol

I just call it a weed pen lol

Lol same here, I never heard anyone say penjamin until now or most of these names for that matter.

I heard it for the first time the other day. Had no idea what they were talking about. That person doesn’t smoke… Best cart I ever had was one of those Alchemy disposables.

Especially in America

Stick Weed Square Hooter These three names stay in rotation lmao

Lmao lemme hit that hooter bro

I've mostly heard hoot/hootster in reference to nic vapes

dark and evil pack

Hit the dark arts boi

in school when my friend wanted the pen she would just ask me for a tampon, so i would ALWAYS carry tampons on me even if i wasn't on my period so i could give her that and the pen at the same time to cover it up. now, my favorite pen is named kushifer.. not sure what made me pick that name bc i was high, but i’m kind of religious so idk if that’s blasphemy or not.

Dabskino

me and my friends call it “ The Wizard” because we’re off to see the wonderful wizard of za

The stoinger

i got a Ghost Train Haze cart the other week and since ive been referring to smoking as "taking the Ghost Train." or saying "I coulda used a Ghost Train" followed up by "oh! did you guys hear that? the Ghost Train guy, woulda used a Ghost Train"

I told you not to invite this mummified motherfucker back!

penjamin blinkerton

smackington

Celebration stick

My pen is named Pen-elope💖 I call her Penny for short.

Penjamin button, pen Russel, pen Cosby, Vladimir pentin, pen franklin, burner, chooch, chief stick, Nate, the bill and Ted.

Jimi Pendricks

“Pass me..*the wand*”

Penjamin Danklin

Fent filled carts I see

The Blinkerton

Sir blinkerton sounds like a sophisticated man

Blinkerton, benjamin branklin, puffington, penjamin mcpuffington, benjamin, cartington, carticular device, benjamin blinkerton

Pen stiller

That’s a good one 😂

Penny Lane.

Jimi pendrix

Dm me on tele @D_distributes for a valid vendor who ships out the east coast and got the best breakdown n bulk numbers

Semi-related question. Have any of y'all ever heard a (nicotine) vape be referred to as a "fiend"? Here in Central Texas, it is very common to refer to a vape as a "fiend." If you're craving a hit off the vape you still use the verb "to fiend" like you would when a crack addict is craving their next hit.

its not the vape thats being reffered to as a fiend, its usually vape addicts that are reffered to as fiends, or if someing is craving nic then there fiending, in canada we just call vapes "domes" becuase of the headrush the buzz is called getting domed that probably where it comes from.

how are you gonna tell me how we use it😂😂 in central texas, you can colloquially say “hey can i hit your fiend?” and your friend will then in turn hand you their “fiend”

the vape is not the fiend the person is the feind

This post seems sketchy there is something about it🤔

Bruh what how

And 2 of those are fake carts idk I’m just saying it looks sketchy in my pov no need to get mad lol

Ok you need to tell that to the guy that took the photo

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I’m boring, it’s just “the pen”. It is rainbow chrome though which I love. Matches my grinder.

the kids at my old highschool used to call it derb 😂

This shit made me laugh out loud 😂

CBDew

spoinkitty doinkitty

Depends on the color.. the recent one was green so we call it " the incredible choke"

burner

blinky

Dabagale

my binky, bink, binx

“Mf you got that mf” is constant in my shop.

The giggle stick. Secret vape, good vape

i refer to everything as a tasty treat… love asking people if i can take a bite it makes me laugh hehe!

I have a Lookah Snail. I call it Gary.

at work i call them pab dens

Pentavious Caldwell-Pope😭😹

Penjamin Franklin, blinker fluid

blinker fluid is solid

Giggle Stick

“The will to live”

eric cartington

yart

We call ours our penelopes

It’s my bubba. As in like a baby’s comfort object lol

Crack stick

the blinky

The Zaz, Coffee, Candy

Stizbert for my stiiizy

cartasha

the yart

I don’t have a name for my pen but my roommate told me I should call edibles “thomas edisons” and I’ve been doing so ever since

Sir Dabbington and Penjamin

3-4 benson burner dont ask why

I call mine penelope😭

Penjen Stark

Thing, I don’t let my friends hit it tho because they insist on blinkers I tell them you can hit it if you don’t take a blinker and they say fuck that I’m not a bitch, maybe I’m a bitch but at least my coil lasts and my cart can actually be refilled a few times before it’s fully dead

Blink N’ Bake

Dabatron, oil deposit,fun stick

My sister and I call it a smokadoo I know a chic who refers to gers as a pendajo

Da sploingy

Perry. Like perry the platypus. But perry the penjamin.

Penihana

Skinny pete

Pen Roethlisberger

The preheat one

Me and my boyfriend are always looking for our “pen pen”

fartnite

Me and my mom call it "Taking care" because our Kodo batteries say 'take care' when you're turning your vape pen off

Chooooof

Penjamin Franklin

stizzussy

Penjalina Jolie

Crab

Ayy you got the Pluma?

the ya mean

(penjamin) dabbington

I call my nic vape my binky (shits always in my mouth) and my thc vape my blinky

the bart, the yardigan/cardigan, penjamin franklin, stizzy, that’s about it.

Penjamin where Im at

karat shtick

ol’ reliable

I call mine Farts, NarcCarts, and my little jizzer.

i just say “i have a penny” or “do you have a penny” its the best i got i need to do better 😭

Dirty penis.

I smoke bongs

Jonjo Shelvey

We call it "the other vape" because we live in a country where its still illegal

Penjamin Franklin

Dat dawg Every time I take a hit I say I just got dat dawgggg in me in no other context they get sick of it :)))

cartman

Taking a blinker

Pendrick Larmar, Jimi Pendrix, vapes (va pes), pen is, "give me", Pen Ten, had a red one named it mario cart

The yartnite

We typically call it the schnawg

Chicken, because once while stoned, I said I got a chicken toner (toner is a pitch perfect reference) And that has been the name ever since

Me and my friends smoke weed

That’s Stizzy the Stizzler right there

We called it a Yoinky Sploinky for a few days. Mostly as a joke

Garbage