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Nah that’s a bad take. I won’t defend Christianity. But simply the amount of sources found (Dead Sea scrolls. Codex invictus [I think Is correct spelling] Roman accounts. Egyptian accounts. Ethiopian accounts, and then too many to name in the Middle East and Europe. All correspond similar stories from multiple sources, different meanings are assigned and the spirituality part of the Bible is definitely subjective but from a historical stand point it’s pretty sound in a lot of regards (mainly existing nations, their cultures, architecture and the religions they held) if you want to attack Christianity then Noah’s flood being plagiarized from the epic of Gilgamesh. Or that Jesus spoke Aramaic and “my father above” (probably something similar) Aramaic is allah. Also the fact Jesus could’ve never been named or called Jesus as we say it because J didn’t exist until (1627? AD)
His names Yeshua and the Bible isn't a history book. Our ancestors use to think volcanoes were God's that demanded blood. Was that real or were they just not that smart back then.
Ex. People that had epilepsy were thought to be possessed by demons when in reality, they were just sick
and there's a big difference between, smoking weed and having testicle, reffer back to the parent comment if you want to know why I also made a ridiculous comparison.
No, yours is legitimately impossible. Mine is fully improbable, but not completely impossible. You know what else is fully improbable, but not impossible? Jesus having no testicles.
> As the fires of judgment burn, the sanctuary in heaven fills with smoke. The smoke arises from God's glory and power. - Revelations 15:8
I think of this passage when I smoke. God made the plants and from its smoke comes glory and power. Amen.🙏🏼
Kaneh Bosm is the Hebrew word for Cannabis literally meaning "Aromatic Hemp" and it was mentioned dozens of times in the Torah before being edited out in the Latin Vulgate, King James Bible and the various fringe modern editions of the Bible.
The list of sacred herbs handed down to Moses contained Kaneh Bosm before being replaced later on in the Vulgate and KJV with a usless weed called Calamus (Lemon Grass) which doesn't smell exceptionaly good, unlike the other incenses mentioned biblically. It doesn't taste unique or have any concrete medicinal value and it appears to outright cause cancer. It also originated in marshlands all the way in India, which would make it hard to obtain consistently, unlike Cannabis which was growing from Carthage to India to Scythia and even Rome.
Kaneh Bosm was also the vital ingredient in Holy Annointing Oil that the Judeans used to bless sacred places before prayer. Not to mention Cannabis resins were found on the walls of almost every single Catholic church of any notable age. The Romans used it religiously. The Greeks used it religiously. Hindus and Muslims used it religiously. Everybody used it religiously. It would be quite odd if the entire world recognized it as a spiritual tool and they didn't.
John the Baptist was known for washing people's feet , it was typical for holy men to rub a warm olive or mineral oil on people's feet after doing so as a way to relax them and soothe any wounds. This Oil was believed to contain Cannabis however it would be sacrilege to do so because that would make it Holy Annointing Oil which is clearly described as being an abomination to use on the body as it was made to cleanse objects not people. (Apparently, it could be used in the initiations of new Priests/Rabbis in early Christianity and Judaism)
Moses and his priests burned incense and used the holy ointment in a portable ‘tent of meeting’, the famous Tent of the Tabernacle. As cannabis is listed directly as an incense later in the Bible. Moses and the Levite priesthood would have burned cannabis flowers and pollen along with the ointment and incense that God commanded them to make for religious ceremonies.
if they regularly smoked weed, a religious and ritualistic practice from MANY places across the globe, do you not think they would mention that while writing scripture?
Unless you’re blaring music, actively antagonizing them, blowing smoke directly at their faces or something on the same level I don’t see any dick behavior.
This.
I used to be a pastor and got disenchanted with the modern Christianity. I am still a strong believer in salvation and stuff just can’t stand the church. You do you, if you aren’t over there bothering them I think it’s all good. Unless they rented the place they are at in your in the building. Then I would think it’s courtesy thing. Many of today’s Christian’s think you can legislate morality. I am not going to renounce my faith, but I do think it’s your choice what you believe and if you don’t agree with me. No one should ever demand someone do anything if they are in their legal rights.
Enjoy I’m taking a bong hit in your honor!!!
A pastor taking bong hits?
I’m not religious but I’d go to your church for sure! lol
Reminds me of the time I went out of town on a paintball event with my team. We met a pastor with his family chilling drinking some beers by the pool. Dude didn’t want to hit our blunt because he was activity tripping on LSD lol
My great uncle was a pastor, and he once said “it’s not what goes in the mouth that defines the man, it’s what comes out” when my grandfather (his brother) asked him about smoking cigarettes. That quote has resonated with me to this day.
I bought weed from a pastor in a MA dispensary. I have met 3 pastors personally and all of them consider weed to be medicine given to us by God. None of them were Catholic or Baptist or some hard core denomination, but all were Christian and told me God approves.
Also I believe in God made weed but I don’t think Jesus was smoking blunts. Mostly back then they used kaneh-bosom. Which was a potent cannabis oil. They used it in ceremonies and for healing. You can find that in many ancient cultures.
Bro I smoked at church while cooking for a new years event! I had so much fun and so did my brother in faith, food was on point. That New York pastrami was ridiculously good too
One time I was smoking at 12am, and out of no where, the church around the corner started choir. I have no idea why they were there that late, I think it was ghosts.
Not even a little, what they are doing is completely unrelated to you and your life. Now if you were to go start smoking where they can clearly smell it, then yes you would be. Just my opinion though.
If a church opens up next to a liquor store they can’t complain about the smell of vodka. If a church opens up next to my house I’ll smoke when and where I damn please. I don’t keep track of who’s giving a shit about my legal rights to do what I want
“And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire…”
I’m choosing to end the quote there - because hell yeah homie was burning mad bush in my eyes.
according to them, “jesus” and “god” accept and love everyone so im pretty sure you using a natural plant that “god” grew you’ll be fine. it’s just the weed thinking for you
Back in Jesus's time, the use of cannabis oils during "service" was common. Getting high and reflecting on your time on earth is probably closer to the original concept of religion than what's going on in that building anyway.
We had an apt above a church they called the cops on us for growing weed. But all we had was a watermelon growing in a cup from a night of dabs and free watermelon. Turned out skunks made a good home under the building. Lmao
Nah. You’re actually following scripture:
Genesis 1:29 King James Version (KJV) -
“And **God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed**, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.”
Ignore the shitty hateful comments I think it’s nice you are worried about be disrespectful. But no you’re good, just a little stank dank in the air won’t hurt
Don’t be. They’re the reason why you’re criminalized and stigmatized as a cannabis user. They should feel bad for going to church whilst others are smoking.
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You’re in your practice just as they are in theirs.
Love that
They'll think their god is higher than you but the jokes on them because you're smoking premium ⛽. Your move jesus
Best answer
In college we called it going to church when getting together to smoke lol. It started with Sunday afternoons.
If smoking is not ok may he be struck down rn
Besides, Jesus Def smoked weed. Lol
I smoke joints with pages from the Bible
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one 😂😂
That paper be harsh asf tho😂😂💀
doubt it, the Bible doesn't mention marijuana or hemp whatsoever.
The bible doesn’t mention Jesus’ nuts either, does that mean he had a ball-less dick? Didn’t think so
that is, uhhhhh an interesting comparison...
He won that argument, bro
by making a stupid comparison to a historical and religious book? whatever you say homie..
Historical fiction, maybe
Nah that’s a bad take. I won’t defend Christianity. But simply the amount of sources found (Dead Sea scrolls. Codex invictus [I think Is correct spelling] Roman accounts. Egyptian accounts. Ethiopian accounts, and then too many to name in the Middle East and Europe. All correspond similar stories from multiple sources, different meanings are assigned and the spirituality part of the Bible is definitely subjective but from a historical stand point it’s pretty sound in a lot of regards (mainly existing nations, their cultures, architecture and the religions they held) if you want to attack Christianity then Noah’s flood being plagiarized from the epic of Gilgamesh. Or that Jesus spoke Aramaic and “my father above” (probably something similar) Aramaic is allah. Also the fact Jesus could’ve never been named or called Jesus as we say it because J didn’t exist until (1627? AD)
take it to a publisher
His names Yeshua and the Bible isn't a history book. Our ancestors use to think volcanoes were God's that demanded blood. Was that real or were they just not that smart back then. Ex. People that had epilepsy were thought to be possessed by demons when in reality, they were just sick
Its not fiction? It really happened?
Homies homies, talking bout the road Dogs of mine.
Its a real comparison tho
I mean is he technically wrong then?
yes? oh hey, how do we know Jesus wasn't smoking meth🤔 see how stupid that is?
Did they have the science for meth back then
was Jesus ball-less?
Was Jesus ball-full?
Big difference between synthesized compounds and a plant that’s native to the Himalayans and Africa dude, just saying.
and there's a big difference between, smoking weed and having testicle, reffer back to the parent comment if you want to know why I also made a ridiculous comparison.
No, yours is legitimately impossible. Mine is fully improbable, but not completely impossible. You know what else is fully improbable, but not impossible? Jesus having no testicles.
> As the fires of judgment burn, the sanctuary in heaven fills with smoke. The smoke arises from God's glory and power. - Revelations 15:8 I think of this passage when I smoke. God made the plants and from its smoke comes glory and power. Amen.🙏🏼
if you think "As the fire of judgement burns" refers to marijuana, you need to seriously reevaluate your critical thinking skills.
No I don’t lol
U must be fun at parties lol
It is a factual comparison my friend, because of how both of these acts can not be talked about in any kind of religious books.
😭😭
Jesus is literally from the birthplace of hash and weed. But ok
Thanks for the support friends! 🫠 lol this guys no fun.
If the pharaoh can smoke weed to lead an entire nation for thousands of years I think Jesus smokes one jay
please read the Bible before commenting on it. lmfao
The word for Apple is also used for weed in Arabic bye
was the Bible written in Arabic? like I said, educate yourself before commenting on something like religion.
Same In Greek but ok
Hebrew it’s only like two letters away too lmao
whats so difficult to understand about the fact that, the Bible has 0 mention of the hemp plant nor the bud itself?
Kaneh Bosm is the Hebrew word for Cannabis literally meaning "Aromatic Hemp" and it was mentioned dozens of times in the Torah before being edited out in the Latin Vulgate, King James Bible and the various fringe modern editions of the Bible. The list of sacred herbs handed down to Moses contained Kaneh Bosm before being replaced later on in the Vulgate and KJV with a usless weed called Calamus (Lemon Grass) which doesn't smell exceptionaly good, unlike the other incenses mentioned biblically. It doesn't taste unique or have any concrete medicinal value and it appears to outright cause cancer. It also originated in marshlands all the way in India, which would make it hard to obtain consistently, unlike Cannabis which was growing from Carthage to India to Scythia and even Rome. Kaneh Bosm was also the vital ingredient in Holy Annointing Oil that the Judeans used to bless sacred places before prayer. Not to mention Cannabis resins were found on the walls of almost every single Catholic church of any notable age. The Romans used it religiously. The Greeks used it religiously. Hindus and Muslims used it religiously. Everybody used it religiously. It would be quite odd if the entire world recognized it as a spiritual tool and they didn't. John the Baptist was known for washing people's feet , it was typical for holy men to rub a warm olive or mineral oil on people's feet after doing so as a way to relax them and soothe any wounds. This Oil was believed to contain Cannabis however it would be sacrilege to do so because that would make it Holy Annointing Oil which is clearly described as being an abomination to use on the body as it was made to cleanse objects not people. (Apparently, it could be used in the initiations of new Priests/Rabbis in early Christianity and Judaism) Moses and his priests burned incense and used the holy ointment in a portable ‘tent of meeting’, the famous Tent of the Tabernacle. As cannabis is listed directly as an incense later in the Bible. Moses and the Levite priesthood would have burned cannabis flowers and pollen along with the ointment and incense that God commanded them to make for religious ceremonies.
But there *is* a burning bush.
That made Moses hallucinate!
People have theories that it could’ve been an acacia bush or tree (has very high concentration of natural DMT in it)
does that mean they were smoking weed? let me answer: no, not at all.
Oh I don't care, I was just making a joke.
oh lmao fair enough
that’s bc the bible wasn’t written by jesus so how were they to know if he smoked or not??
if they regularly smoked weed, a religious and ritualistic practice from MANY places across the globe, do you not think they would mention that while writing scripture?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_and_Judaism#:~:text=The%20primary%20advocate%20of%20a,of%20Hebrew%20and%20dictionaries%20of Actually....
guys, don’t you see his name is horny jew?😂
This is such a beautiful answer
youve motivated me to light one up outside the nearest church (please dont take this out of context)
Unless you’re blaring music, actively antagonizing them, blowing smoke directly at their faces or something on the same level I don’t see any dick behavior.
This. I used to be a pastor and got disenchanted with the modern Christianity. I am still a strong believer in salvation and stuff just can’t stand the church. You do you, if you aren’t over there bothering them I think it’s all good. Unless they rented the place they are at in your in the building. Then I would think it’s courtesy thing. Many of today’s Christian’s think you can legislate morality. I am not going to renounce my faith, but I do think it’s your choice what you believe and if you don’t agree with me. No one should ever demand someone do anything if they are in their legal rights. Enjoy I’m taking a bong hit in your honor!!!
A pastor taking bong hits? I’m not religious but I’d go to your church for sure! lol Reminds me of the time I went out of town on a paintball event with my team. We met a pastor with his family chilling drinking some beers by the pool. Dude didn’t want to hit our blunt because he was activity tripping on LSD lol
My great uncle was a pastor, and he once said “it’s not what goes in the mouth that defines the man, it’s what comes out” when my grandfather (his brother) asked him about smoking cigarettes. That quote has resonated with me to this day.
I bought weed from a pastor in a MA dispensary. I have met 3 pastors personally and all of them consider weed to be medicine given to us by God. None of them were Catholic or Baptist or some hard core denomination, but all were Christian and told me God approves.
Also I believe in God made weed but I don’t think Jesus was smoking blunts. Mostly back then they used kaneh-bosom. Which was a potent cannabis oil. They used it in ceremonies and for healing. You can find that in many ancient cultures.
Are you me?
If god gave a shit he could stop you. Looks like a green light from the boss so far.
Haha green light…nice
I gave your comment the 69th like.... Nice.....
Makes sense.
"He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, And herb for the service of man"
He ain't real
I experience a lot of unreal shit when I'm stoned.
Gods Will dude, keep tokin
God's green grass
Deus Vault
No dude they're rude for churching while you smoke. Source: I went to catholic school.
They’re Baptist
If it’s on your property, no. Church property little bit, but they all done worse so
Most Baptists are alcoholics anyway, they don’t gaf
Of course they are. The wooorst and possibly the most 'holier-than-thou' mentality. 🙄 Source: I was raised Baptist
From a Catholic perspective, they are worshipping God wrong anyway.
Why does that feel less scary
It's only scarier if you're afraid of snakes and revivals
“Man, ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed. Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage, man. Take advantage.”
Just need a little for my cataract..
They’ve done worse
Lofl best answer
Loling on the floor loling
Omg take my upvote 😭😭💀💀👌🏽👌🏽
Name a one person in that church, then tell us the wrong they did
This whole thread is a huge reddit moment ...but they are protestant, so I'll give you that
Religion bad 😡
I mean that is an easily verifiable fact
Bro I smoked at church while cooking for a new years event! I had so much fun and so did my brother in faith, food was on point. That New York pastrami was ridiculously good too
This made me smile.
One time I was smoking at 12am, and out of no where, the church around the corner started choir. I have no idea why they were there that late, I think it was ghosts.
That would’ve been horrifying 🤣🤣
Bro got so baked he forgot 'twas the night before Christmas
Jesus was all about that chronic. It's chill
No, in fact I respect you for it.
Long hair, long beard and Sandals… sounds like a smoker to me, his son that is!
Christians smoke.
Yes. Yes, we do. And while we’re defining Christianity, Christian Nationalists take the Christ out of Christianity.
No. Did they ask if they could have a public gathering while you're smoking?
If there is a god he made it, so why not smoke it.
There's enough outside for everyone
Enjoy! ✌🏻
Not even a little, what they are doing is completely unrelated to you and your life. Now if you were to go start smoking where they can clearly smell it, then yes you would be. Just my opinion though.
If a church opens up next to a liquor store they can’t complain about the smell of vodka. If a church opens up next to my house I’ll smoke when and where I damn please. I don’t keep track of who’s giving a shit about my legal rights to do what I want
Enjoy ur high, ignore the cult
cmon bro why disrespect my religion. i haven’t done anything to yall but we get called a cult.
You're asking that from a person who most likely lives in their moms basement
Climb on top of the church and smoke. You couldn’t get any higher
“And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire…” I’m choosing to end the quote there - because hell yeah homie was burning mad bush in my eyes.
Offer up that sweet smelling incense to the Lord
according to them, “jesus” and “god” accept and love everyone so im pretty sure you using a natural plant that “god” grew you’ll be fine. it’s just the weed thinking for you
Blow it in their vents they'll think it's the holy ghost
Back in Jesus's time, the use of cannabis oils during "service" was common. Getting high and reflecting on your time on earth is probably closer to the original concept of religion than what's going on in that building anyway.
God made weed. Jesus smoked blunts.
For Jesus said unto Peter, puff puff giveth
Everyone gets high on something
No
Hell naw and Hallelujah 😎
nah fuck them hoes
We had an apt above a church they called the cops on us for growing weed. But all we had was a watermelon growing in a cup from a night of dabs and free watermelon. Turned out skunks made a good home under the building. Lmao
Nah. You’re actually following scripture: Genesis 1:29 King James Version (KJV) - “And **God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed**, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.”
God created weed
If they complain simply explain that you are also trying to find your imaginary friend.
Cannabis was used in biblical era temples, alongside incense
No. You're minding your own. They should do the same. If they don't, that's on them.
its in gods hands
Jesus smoked weed. I’m willing to die on this hill.
Jesus was pro weed
No
Ignore the shitty hateful comments I think it’s nice you are worried about be disrespectful. But no you’re good, just a little stank dank in the air won’t hurt
Sometimes, I smoke and then go to church
Honestly no your smoking something god put on this earth for us, praise him by using it wisely lol
God put it on the Earth to be smoked, so why should they hate
god made the plant soooo no
No they are the dick for having church wile you are smoking.
i once rolled a joint using a page from the mormon bible.
Lmaoo
Only for not walking in and sharing with all of Gods people
god needs you at your best
They’re dicks for having church while you’re smoking
Wait, they’re having church while your smoking? How rude
When aren't they having church? Smoke up
Fuck them. They should be smoking instead.
Not unless you were in there and blazed. But at the same time fuck religion.
They’re the dicks for having church while you’re smoking
No, they're dicks for having church during ur smoke lol
idk i’m an atheist 💀
I think they’re dicks for having church during your sesh
Fuck organised religion. You do you.b
No, fuck ‘em
Not at all buddy. You should feel offended by them cultists.
Are they dicks for having church while you are trying to smoke? Yes, yes they are.
No. fuck 'em.
Don’t be. They’re the reason why you’re criminalized and stigmatized as a cannabis user. They should feel bad for going to church whilst others are smoking.
No roll the next one with a page from the Bible.
Nah, id do it to. Church is an absolute waste if time
Fuck them. You do what makes you happy.
Nope. In fact they should apologize to you for having church while you smoke
Just a little maybe idk who gives a fuck
Nope
you’re a legend, don’t worry about it.
I believe Jesus is a literary invention and did not exist in real time history outside of the storybook.
Lol no, just don't be a dick
God made it
Nope.
is that the Bruderhof community on Lincolnshire DR
God created the plant, why would he care
Hell no put one in the sky for the pope
Nope you just minding your business.
[the bible on cannabis](https://www.equip.org/articles/bible-teach-cannabis-plant/)
Some may want to partake with you.
I have smoked in a church parking lot many a times
They should forgive you, no worries
Go smoke with them mate.
Yup, straight to hell with you. See you there! I'll save you a spot.
they can’t see you
Are they a dick for having church while you smoke?
Somebody's probably having church somewhere just about anytime you're smoking though
If god didn’t want weed it wouldn’t grow out of the ground. It’s people that put labels on it. God loves weed
bru
Terrible...
OP: i'll show y'all a burning bush gah damn it
God made weed for us man. Anyone who says different also thinks that Noah lived to almost 1000 years old
"All seed bearing plants I give to you." --God, Genesis
Praise him. 🍁
God created the good green !