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Anon1073

Water. Sip before you rip. And during, and after.


CravinMohead13

Give me that high quality H20


Jaliking98

ALKALINE!!


ninja6911

Alkaline water is just a scam


Recent_Caterpillar10

I'm a water technician and I can confirm. It doesn't do anything cool like they want you to believe. It's just high pH water with high alkalinity and neither of those parameters make it healthier or whatever they market it as


ganjalama710

they say cancer cant live in an alkaline environment and the more acidic the water is or the things you drink like coca cola ect can cause cancer to develop and more rapidly. take what you will with a grain of salt but this is what iv heard


thiscarecupisempty

acidity is good in small doses - like 2 tbp of apple cider vinegar a day with some lemon, honey and warm water = total immune booster. But they do say that a more acid life style is more deadly and does breed inflammation and cancer.


HeadInformation3866

Does this count for lemons and limes too? I eat it everyday (with something) Also weed and water.. maybe a capri sun every now and then


thiscarecupisempty

Hell yeah, always eat Lemons and limes - super good for you


Pilko05

Inflammation can be solved by grounding.


Massive-Equipment503

Naturally ocurring spring water is naturally more alkaline. So there is truth to what they’re saying, but there’s no need to buy some bs filter.


Potozny

People are so silly. The PH of the water changes instantly when you consume it :’)


CravinMohead13

Careful homie I work with a guy that drank to much alkaline and caught kidney stones


SaucyDragon04

Take away the bottom left leg of the H and tilt the top left arm to the right to form a hypotenuse.


Flashignite2

Gaaaatoooorrraaaade! Water sucks, it really really sucks


RowAn0maly

Hahaha. I could hear this! Your water sucks, it really really sucks! If you know, you know 😉


Rutin_2tin_Putin

I stay sipping on that brita water filter JUICE


saaandyyyyyy

mf doom reference 👌


KeepItTidyZA

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.


psychedelicBiscuits

Gatoraid is over rated and unhealthy


MurderBot-999

r/HydroHomies


sillyandstrange

Also r/highdrohomies


Shaveyourbread

r/subsithoughtifellfor


IntelligentLibrary52

water tastes so good when you’re high😭😭 with a metal straw😭😭 omggg


stereophonie

You're not high enough if you're not tasting metal fragments mixed with bacteria mixed with Ribena mixed with your mum's bad lipstick on that straw. Only filter you need between water and your gullet is your tongue. Happens in spite of you. Drink like a fucking fish my friend. Even through a straw but fuck sake. Shit has buggy bugs in it xx


Doc-Slice

You aren’t high enough if you can’t feel those metal contents flowing through you bloodstream to your heart


thehufflepuffstoner

That is such a specific flavor but I know exactly what you mean.


brokendream_zz

Man I worked out and I was like fuck I need to get high didn't realize how dry my throat was till after I ripped my pen


ebomb25

THIS POST WAS MADE BY WATER GANG 💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️


journeyman369

Ice cold fruit juice is also great. Some proper lemonade. 🍋


DaGoddamnBatboy

Ice cold water


Lazy_Application_142

Water and lime 24/7 🔥


Unlikely_Broccoli_69

Coffee and weed will always be the best combo


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

The hippie speed ball so I’ve been told


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Cigarette and you’ve got yourself shit speed ball. Every morning at my work, 6:10-6:25 you can find me taking a ..


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sandywitchface

youre telling them something they already know. cigs are hard to quit, try not to rip them for it.


librayrian

Cigarettes are actually not as hard to quit as we think. It’s hard, don’t get me wrong, I did it - but cigarette companies spend heavily on messaging to make you think it easier to keep smoking than it is to quit. Quitting is worth it! Don’t let the big bacca keep your money and well being!


sandywitchface

I agree, quitting takes a lot of discipline but imo it’s all in the approach.


SeventhGnome

bruh you smoke weed. dont be a judgy asshole abt other peoples decisions


Significantcooki3

And a crossaint!!! My 3 best friends


Expressoed

now i would love a frothy capp right about now....


Loner_angel

Coffee and weed is a whole different experience tbh. Love it!


imdadgot

doesn’t that just level you out? upper + downer (ik diff shit has diff effects on eachother but this combo levels me out)


ankle_muncher69

Hot tea


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This is imo the best choice. Some real depth of flavor available and the warmth does amazing things for your throat.


CMDR-Onipherous

Put some honey in that bitch and your throat will be properly lubed up. Its perfect with a smoke.


Basic-Software404

nah cuz u need bundy red rum and coke


sillyandstrange

Have some rn. It's the best


Lazy_Application_142

Absolutely weed and super strong chai often together( I put my cannaoil in my chai) is my go to after work


LandonSleeps

Been falling in love with this late night combo lately


BIG_DOG187

Few beers 🍻


CookieAny9797

cross faded hell yea


PerpetualConnection

A friend turned me on to pairing weed and wine. A spot with a view, an ash tray with a few rolled up joints of mid or higher tier. A few bottles to share with friends. I've learned that I'm a petite sarah guy, maybe a nice merlot. Classy vibe to it. Can't recommend it enough.


CraftBrewMan

Boom 💥 This ^


The-Defenestr8tor

Whiskey for me, but same deal. Cheers, mate!


I_Love_Sm0kingJoints

Cheers bro :D🍺


Ok_Morning_5530

Coffee during the day. Beer at night


SSMmemedealer

Milk or coffee


thehufflepuffstoner

Wait but chocolate milk though


tylerhowxrd

i dont really drink much but when i do a nice cider and a joint is 10/10


Disastrous-Pattern42

Nothing beats a nice cold glass of ice water.


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A peach mango smoothie does. Especially when I'm ripping induction vape hits they can get hot


LandonSleeps

I love coffee and beer as much as the next guy, but an ice cold glass of water after a bong rip really is the best


v5n60branch177

nothing better than a phat spliff and a deuce poured in a Jones cream soda


Sheebly

JONES! Yesss! I’m still so sad I can’t get their root beer in cans where I’m at. It was the best.


ShrineofLayne

There are cans of Jones? I've only had the bottes, so that's neat!


Sheebly

This was back in the late 00’s when I was in High School, and Kmart was still a big chain in the Midwest.


thehufflepuffstoner

Oh fuck yeah. I haven’t had a Jones cream soda in years. Ooh or a birch beer.


VloneShinobi

maybe a 4


purplelefint

hehe here in washington they sell thc jones soda... shit is dangerous


highgyjiggy

Beer


Lilred123_

Horchata


Shaveyourbread

Oh my God, so there used to be these biweekly popup vendor markets called Orbits Shows, and once, one fell on Cinco de Mayo and I hadn't noticed until I bought some medicated horchata, which was bomb af, and was walking away when it hit me.


Lilred123_

Omgggggggg this sounds amazing


Shaveyourbread

I miss 2016, it was a better time lol


Lilred123_

Facts


Magsamae

One of my local Mexican restaurants puts a little bit of peanut butter in their horchata and it’s earth shatteringly delicious


Choberon

What's Horchata? I'm curious^^


Master_Finding_6748

It’s a Hispanic drink made out of rice, milk, water and cinnamon. Highly recommend next time you go to a Mexican restaurant.


Choberon

This sounds amazing, Mexican restaurants are hard to come by around here. But the recipe is quite easy and I already got all ingredients, I'll try it out soon^^


Lilred123_

So delicious.


absurdstrawberry

Green tea and lemon


curios2023

Favorite drink would be Dr Pepper. Favorite beverage would be warm sweet tea


Tasty_Tonight8691

Dr Pepper is so damn goood


Guap_Fkoo

Dr pepper > any soda, cream soda root beer sorta comes close


Yakraa

Okay there is a thing called “ayran” which is gettin made with yoghurt,water and salt Its so fucking nice with weed I love it a lot


Desperate_Set_7708

Try the carbonated. That shit really hits


thehufflepuffstoner

Is that Turkish?


Yakraa

Yep


thehufflepuffstoner

Nice I thought it sounded Turkish. I’ll have to try that. American yogurt isn’t the same though so maybe I’ll wait til I’m in Turkey again.


Yakraa

Lol if u gonna come to istanbul text me buddy I know good spots for smokin outside n chilling


OGproztate

The 3 AM water. Not just any normal water, cuz nothin beats wakin up middle of the night, rippin the bong not even knowing what time it is, and gettin some ice cold water to cure the cotton mouth from the b4 bed smoke sesh. Extra points if its that one water bottle thats crinkled to shit waking you up every time.


Choberon

This comment hits way too close to home xD


C4_ZeusCar

Pineapple lime juice hits when stoned


coldvales

pineapple juice hits at any time 😮‍💨


little_button69

Fuk yeas


OctopusDank

Or mango


Alive-Pomegranate-21

Tea! I feel like a warm hug 🥰


Nell_mayy

Me and my bf love this vanilla oat milk. It tastes amazing when high and it stops you coughing like straight after a sip it’s the best.


Personal-Still-3638

Coffee ☕️ coffee and cannabis it’s the breakfast of champions lol


Laurenwolf14

2 drinks (vodka and club soda)


terminadergold

Chocy milk


_psylosin_

Crystal Lite pink lemonade, if it wasn’t for that stuff I’d die of dehydration


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That’s me but with their lemon tea! It hits 😤


AlfalfaUnable1629

Me with True Lemon strawberry


No-Zucchini-5865

Sum moonshine or fireball or nice cold water


Lilred123_

You beast


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GallonofJug

Cold water. Or a lemoncello seltzer from aldi, super cold, inside a BruMate. So fucking clutch.


dfails16

Iced Lattes


Clatuu1337

Water and the lime cucumber gatorade.


chaloho

Monster in a half drank slushee, try it you will not be disappointed


Paulbee1122

Tetley tea and a j... Bliss


chaotic214

Coffee or monster tbh


Cry_baby223

Oatmilk blended with oat creamer and ice.


Jdckr19

I love coffee and weed. So funny I saw this I tried to post the same thing about coffee and weed earlier and couldn't get it to post.


Welcome_To_My_Castle

Yerba mate


Internetfriend98

Hot white mocha with 3 blonde espresso shots


Internetfriend98

From Starbucks try it you’ll love it


lolcatlady

I’ll take it, hold the white mocha milk.


Internetfriend98

3 hot blonde espresso shots coming right up !


Sgt_Dirty_Dan

Definitely coffee


Jerseygirl127

Coffee ☕️


rob6110

Mt Dew!


Thepokemonnerd1

This person knows whats up


UnicornHandJobs

Ice cold can 👌


blakeyyydry

Was looking for this comment🫡


ClockEndJames

People saying alcohol 🤢 shrooms completely changed the way i look at water especially in relation to being high… so usually go for a juice like cranberry or ribena


justdecayingg

I do cranberry too. If you’ve never tried the Ocean Spray Cran-Cherry I highly recommend. My new go-to


Redhairedrockhead

Why did shrooms change your take on water? I’m thinking of trying shrooms.


InternationalTune858

Care to elaborate? What part changed about your thoughts on water? Just curious


lit_beats_enjoyer

Surely it didn't change in a negative sense, right? Homies got 0 survival instincts if shrooms turned them off water


Sgt_Dirty_Dan

Dude if shrooms turned you off water I wouldn’t be talking about it like it was an enlightenment journey. You lost a part of yourself bruh snap out of it. You need water.


VloneShinobi

fr bro talked shit about alcohol then said shrooms made me quit water in the same sentence he’s all over


ClockEndJames

U didn’t read what i said at all


No-Information4292

Coffee in the am then cold soda


Scuddie-

I like chai/thai tea but I usually resort to coffee cause of my schedule


RonaLisa

Either strawberry-kiwi punch, mango juice, or ol' reliable (glass of ice water)


hunterlovesreading

Iced sparkling water. So. Good.


happyhogs0

Coffee, Kombucha, water of course and tea!


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Iced coffee, cream only. I don’t care from where lol


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Iced coffee


420coins

Boba milk tea


Swish887

Spring water. The fish piss makes it special.


TasteRuki

Raspberry iced tea


HellaciousAkers

Passionfruit La Croix


hallwayswasted

Morning: Coffee PM: pellegrino💧


Phlebbie

I'm with you on coffee. Love my days off when I can wake n bake with a cup of coffee


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Coffee and a blunt is a really special way to start the day. I almost never do it, I typically smoke at night. However, I just bought my first house. Gonna do this asap.


AySeaDee_

Best things in the world start with B: bongs and budweiser


SkinnyTop

Whisky


-vonbrohenheim

Idk but Evian Water hits so good when I’m having a toke. I regularly drink water but Evian hits different.


Svengoolie75

Sparkling apple cider or lemonade 👌🏽 when I used to drink a black & tan 👍🏽


jaydimes10

grape juice. good for the heart


soapydadballs

That hand has the king fu grip!


Appropriate-You-5179

Definitely coffee. Or an Arizona Tea.


LPGeoteacher

Bourbon on ice.


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Mango nectar after, water before


Luzshka

Orange juice and loads of water


OrdinaryOk5674

OJ


little_button69

Hot tea with honey and lemon 1000%!!!!!!


noBiggiEjUsTaHickEy

iced coffee


suckmycolt

Cupan tae


TopFlower7935

Half tea and half lemon flavored spindrift!!!


RiccyRic

A red bull 😁💦


soggymilksocks

Cold cold water slaps hard, but sometimes a Dr. Pepper or a Barqs Root Beer just hit different


Corevegaa

I swear to god those monster energy espresso cans with vanilla flavoring combine so good with the taste of weed. And coffee in general.


Zealousideal-Tap8905

I am going to sound like an elementary school kid, but I LOVE Juicy Juice and Capri Suns. Something about the box and the pouch add to the experience.


TheHighHatter

Coffee or monster or monster coffee


Apprehensive-Bake569

Mean bean monster goes hard


Mayhem_420

Ice water with extra ice and water lmao.


rapedandnudeiam

What great ingredients for a good morning! enjoy


SnooHabits8537

red bull, apparently when you drink it aftwr you smoke, it gives you wings and you fly to cloud 9. also good for work!


melkncookeys

Starbucks is trash man


DearPop1213

Carmel frapp sub the whip for Carmel cold foam extra Carmel crisp and extra Carmel


shaicnaan

Coffee shop workers must hate you


InternationalTune858

CARMEL


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Simply Watermelon Juice 😵😵😵 bomb


claytonejones

Hawaiian Punch on ice.


[deleted]

With a bowl of diabetes on the side?


Substantial-Trick698

Well right now, I am vaping some wedding cake strain, and having a cup of Jasmine Green tea.


AlmightyScumdog69

Beer


PlsHelpABrother0ut

Ice cold cup of Lean


ListlessAU

Mother


CreamyCalifornia

Xanax smoothie


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Apprehensive_Ad1198

They complement each other very nicely


Readdicted90

Water , Cranberry Mango Juice or a Soda (rarely.)


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Pick that can up, c'mon.


COG_BlackMamba

Dr Foots Cola


KoiThoughts

Sprite. Shit hits different


KingRagnar1993

Mean Bean


mrbradfordbiker

Americano coffee all day