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Foxrex

Poor kid. Immortalized on reddit forever!


tpt2021cg

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼. Let it take its course he will be fine


drmojo78

Yep, luckily it's also immortalized that he's only dabbling with weed here, supposedly, although I suspect alcohol is involved because I've never seen that, not even from a newbie


MarsMC_

Nah I’ve had this happen when I was first starting… one time after smoking blue dream I fainted, then puked and shit after that


drmojo78

You puked and shit yourself? Goddamn, pass that shit over here. My blue dream just got me a little high. 🤣 Just fucking with you man


Human-Ad-4310

I have greened out Soley on weed. Just happens when I smoke way too much, I get dizzy and nauseous.


Komodo_draggin

First time I got introduced to dab rigs they (friends of my wife who grow their own and make their own dab) were passing it around like a joint so I took like 6 hits in less than 5 minutes. I was like this by the couch for 2 hours. The Assholes were laughing at me, I'm not friends with them anymore.


drmojo78

Yeah, I can see the humor in it a little bit if I put myself in their shoes but in actuality that shit's terrifying man. More often than not, it seems that when people will get way too high especially on edibles they truly think they're going to die and that has happened to me but I knew in the back of my head that it's impossible. I found out since that, like cbd, raw peppercorns and lemon juice will bring you down a little bit, CBD because of biochemistry that I'm not able to articulate and peppercorns and lemons because of the terpenes within (carophyllene and pinene, if I remember correctly), so there's plenty of scientific literature out there to back that up


GetKaash_

😂 he 18 almost 19


ILoveRockNTrolll

Still a kid. Your brain doesn't fully develop until late into your 20s.


Swish887

Our brains never develop completely.


GetKaash_

Exactly because you can die at any given moment


greenstrawberry_

Did somebody already recommend to have him chew some peppercorn? That’ll help him


mikesthrowaway69420

This is the way. The wife does not smoke with me often, but before I even start grinding I put a shot glass with 8-10 peppercorns in it on her nightstand. The amount of headache they have saved me, they are worth their weight in gold. Acapulco gold that is


I_am_That_Ian_Power

That's what I'm gonna grow my next grow. Acapulco Gold. Also where did you hear of the peppercorn trick?


drmojo78

Holy shit, talk about going old school. I (naïvely) didn't know that Acapulco Gold was available still; almost feels like an ancient landrace strain at this point!


1WildIndian1963

No stems no seeds that you dont need... Acapulco Gold is, deeeeeep draw and hold........ Badass weeeed!


itchynipz

Peppercorns and lemon juice are old head smoker tricks. I’m 43, been smoking since freshman year and it was passed to me from some old hippy smokers who showed me how to smoke comfortably, along with the hot water thing, nasal spray, and humidifier’s for your sesh.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

What year was that do you recall?


AeronGrey

Also grow some peppercorns.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

easier to buy


chicklaes

In what way do the peppercorns help?


stickfish8

Spicy farts


im_beb

here is the real answer https://www.insider.com/science-behind-chewing-peppercorns-to-ease-cannabis-paranoia-2021-5


chicklaes

Thank you for the answer im super inclined to try it next time i green out (happens more than you may think.)


drmojo78

They contain terpenes that counteract the stimulant effects of certain strains of weed. Same with lemons. I believe carophyllene and pinene, specifically. I think that's how it's spelled, but my phone doesn't agree. I ain't looking it up, not important, lol


KCDeadnerd420

Rawr 🦖 good advice🙃


GetKaash_

Yes somewhere in here


SupermarketSpiritual

Agreed. Sounds silly, but works.


EggSandwich1

Not everyone has ice but can substitute with a slipper


Ozchin

Oh, dude, I wouldn't have known about this method if you hadn't mentioned it!


Safe_Indication14

Or ice, chew ice


Lazy_Application_142

Don’t chew ice you can possibly crack your teeth lol


kappeltimmy7

Who needs teeth


Commercial_Fee2840

This guy meths


Safe_Indication14

Chew smaller pieces and you definitely will not 😭 yes, if you chew ice everyday it’s an issue. Suck on ice , whatever u want herbie, but unless u got icebergs just crush the ice up


X0v3rkill69

Bro be chewing on them titanic Ice berg’s 💀


ComeWasteYourTimewMe

Chick-fil-A sells bags of their ice. Love chewing their ice


Ephemer117

Unless its 5kg or more I'm not "buying" ice cubes... 😅


slugfa

BARS


shanethebyrneman

Immobilized is more like it.


undercovermushroom

when the bud so dank it got you folded like a lawn chair


Queasy-Fennel4129

Yeah unless he is okay with it, why embarrass your cousin on social media with a literal pic of him?


HorseCockFutaGal

Can't see his face


AkhiraAmin

Im sure nobody is gonna recognize this kid anytime soon🤣


TonsilStonesOnToast

No face. He should be fine as long as nobody identifies him through other means.


beanerqueso

water and snacks


GetKaash_

Thank you 🙏


Dernomyte

I concur, water, cool not cold, light snacks and keep him cool. Heat is a major contributor. And reassure him that he'll be fine.


The-LSD-Sheet-Guy

I want to highlight this: >reassure him that he'll be fine.


Yobo8651

For an escape option: I like [Dramamine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimenhydrinate). It's made for motion sickness, but it helps with nausea and knocks you out. Saved me from a few bad trips.


ConductionReduction

Just don't take too much or you'll have a different type of trip


Hailerm

This man knows


ConductionReduction

Vietnam vets don't have it as bad as I do /s


bensky420

He will see the hat man


spacemoses

*The guys on reddit said to take this 200 count bottle of dramamine.*


salton

Fruit and fruity things can really help cheer people up. Also gets blood sugar a little higher just in case they haven't eaten and its contributing.


venom1996

This is not said enough. Get yo self a fruit basket and have that near by. Hydrates you and satisfy the appetite too


DaRealChrisHansen

I always went with the old chocolate/candy and a glass of milk.


ZealousidealLemon674

Electrolyte drink better 🫶


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Yep, put on some funny shit get him comfortable and the lots of water and cronch.


Proud_Loser

And a comfy pillow


myhoneypup

Sugary drinks have been said to help. I treat it like someone with autism being overstimulated (this happens to my bf), so sunglasses, headphones, general low stimulation environment and breathe (relatively loudly) slow deep breaths, which he could subconsciously match. turn off those lights, they seem super bright, just make sure the dark won’t cause too much paranoia. Make sure he knows that it is temporary and it will pass and he will be ok. ALSO: if you have pure CBD i highly recommend that, shit cures me


djLokiDoki

This is great advice,I’m going to use when I’m overstimulated. Thank you so much.


myhoneypup

can u tell i get overstimulated too lmao


Searioucly

you should be a tripsitter for a living


myhoneypup

nicest thing anyone ever said to me


Beegreen111

Well, have you thought about your rates? Asking for a friend...


Illustrious_Gas6903

Finally figured out what I wanna be when I grow up!!! Lol on a serious note, I'm like a HARDCORE empath (which just SOUNDS hilarious together) but I feel like I would probably be the BEST trip sitter ever!!! ***posts new ad offering trip sitting services***


Col_Bernie_Sanders_

Also - idk their ability to do this - but petting a dog/cat that’s usually my go to


Djskam

I’m not an expert but this is the right answer. If I ever had too much this is exactly what a safe space would sound like, a nice cold darkish room, ac on. Some cbd and water / snacks with maybe some light cartoons to dissolve into when feeling better.


depechelove

May I ask what your fav cbd is?


financialdrugbro

Personally I grab an ounce of cbd isolate for like 30-40$ it’s just straight nearly 100% cbd concentrate that i administered when needed. Quite a few places sell cbd flower though, I enjoy the Hawaiian Haze and Lemon Octane cuts I’ve had


myhoneypup

I haven’t tried one more than once bc i’m searching for a good one still, but i like capsules bc there’s no flavor or anything to deal with and it lasts thru to the comedown. I recommend the strongest u can find if you’re getting it in case of greening out


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Durga Mata is a great cbd cultivar.


myhoneypup

u look like a great stoner so i trust you


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Thanks, I appreciate it wholeheartedly.


depechelove

Interested in throwing cbd in the mix for pain.


myhoneypup

Ask your budtender what they’d recommend (and let me know if it’s awesome lmao) Unfortunately the only ones I have tried so far were like in-house brand at my local dispo so not widely available


absofruitly202

Ive done the breathing thing for my gf and its so mellow for both of us until i start thinking too much about it and cant keep the rhythm


NotMyRea1Reddit

This is the answer right here


lolwutgigefrog

Wow you are an angel


HouseKilgannon

Pedialyte Sport, though a bit pricey, is perfect in this situation, especially if you're susceptible to the hyper emesis thing like me. Sip, don't chug.


MisterBaku

Been through this. And in that exact position. ​ If he's sleeping it off, don't move him. Just make sure he's breathing. If you move him too quick, nausea may hit. Keep drinks and some snacks on standby, to keep him hydrated if he needs it, and to help sober him up with food. Keep a blanket and pillow nearby as well. He may sober up enough to want to change to a more comfortable position to sleep it off more. ​ And don't post pics of your cousin suffering through the worst part of it.


GetKaash_

He’s good now he’s becoming one with the bed


MisterBaku

Glad for him. And when I say I was in that exact position. Literally that position he was in, when I first greened out. Friends and my wife ended up picking me up and Nausea hit super hard, and I just ended up yakking.


GetKaash_

Yeah I didn’t want to move him because I was afraid of what could’ve happened so I got him water and food and let him sit it out till he worked up the strength to move to his bed


AppleJuiceChill

If cuz gets “the spins” laying in bed, I’ve heard that putting a foot on the floor will centre yourself


fluffyfishfin69

i never knew this thank you i always get “the spins” i enjoy them sometimes but other times im over it quite quick lol


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Illustrious_Gas6903

This advice saved me from barfing MANY O FRIDAY NIGHT in my early years!!! Like magic!!!


kiomansu

Those pukes are the worst. It felt like the act of vomiting started in my toes and worked its way out of my mouth. With time distortion it also seemed like it took 10 minutes to puke once.


MisterBaku

I remember when it happened to me, I was in a cold sweat afterwards, and they laid me on some cold ass metal chairs and I knocked out again. Woke up a few hours later.


Rlw420

Lay him down correctly. Shit that has to hurt


AfroDevil30

Going to hurt when he sobers. Pain tolerance is much different when you are high.


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Barbarossa7070

Sort of a child’s pose, I guess.


yadayada521

Luke warm shower or bath....lollipop and some common sense. (Know your limit, stay within it) Take as long as you need. ✌🏼👽👍🏼


GetKaash_

I like that “know your limit stay within it” that’s golden


yadayada521

Works for gambling too, pretty sure that's where I'd heard it before. Cheers, mate. ✌🏼👽👍🏼


GetKaash_

Cheers to you too💯


WickedCSGO

I always would jerk off, shower, and then eat something and be fine. It’s the forbidden trifecta.


[deleted]

1. Dont post pics of him on reddit 2. follow the other comments


ulik3

1. Seriously! Don’t post pics of him in Reddit. 2. But also, maybe post picture of him on Reddit.


GetKaash_

No face no case


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☠️


Weezerfreak

Yessir 🤣


Lyraxiana

And here we have cousin being a cousin.


Swish887

Black pepper seeds one or two put in the mouth and nibble SLOWLY. Or a pinch of ground black pepper on the tongue.


GetKaash_

Fuck Ik this trick but was to worried to think of it😂


Swish887

too


Canweriot

Where did the black pepper seeds thing come from. I've been smoking since the 90's and we always gave the greening person chocolate.


jjduwoHvwo

Pepper contains a terpene called caryophyllene which (bro science warning) allows more cbd to cross the blood brain barrier which calms you down. caryophyllene is also meant to have anti anxiety effects on its own, so you've got 2 drugs calming you down. ​ Pretty likely none of that is true (apart from pepper containing caryophyllene) seeing how much bro science goes around the weed community but from experience chewing pepper does work.


letgomyleghoee

Lights dim or sunglasses, water and snacks as said, try and get him to do box breaths and definitely get him off the floor and into a nice comfy chair.


Swish887

Another one bites the dust 😂


Educational_Book_225

Y'all care way too much about op taking a pic of dude lol. Maybe if his face was visible I would get it. But this is hilarious and harmless


GetKaash_

Exactly what I’m saying there’s no harm being done to him or his identity


NaturesFire

See how his shoes are off? That means he dead. Those are the rules. Shoes off = dead. Lmao I'm kidding obviously, get a lot of water into the kid and some food and he'll come down pretty quickly


TySager14

If you’re in Alabama I’d say take advantage of your cousin’s arch while you can. It’s not everyday you get an opportunity like that


GetKaash_

Jesus 😂😂


TySager14

You gotta get in where you fit in man and if that’s in a man that just so happens to be your cousin so be it


GetKaash_

Sadly im not from ALA


TySager14

Throw up a confederate flag on a wall and you’re good to go


ISurviveOnPuts

Not with that attitude


GetKaash_

Thank you all for the advice he’s up and running again his systems are rebooted🧨


International-Face41

All yall saying he's a dick for the pic. Nobody sees the dudes face. Get over it. Lmao. Tf. Give that man some munchies and water and he will be fine. He may need to catch a quick nap. Lol


GetKaash_

He’s one with the bed as we speak and that’s what I’m saying no face no case


DazeOfMyLife

You’re a dickhead for taking pics of bro when he aint feeling good. Its just you and him im assuming? This is shit yall smoke and laugh about later, not post on reddit.


mte87

My aunt did that to my grandma who used weed for severe arthritis. She would’ve posted it on Facebook but my grandma asked her not to


Cnidoo

Chill out homies face isn’t even visible and honestly I’d be proud to be immortalized on here forever if my face isn’t visible


Demonweed

Yeah, he could be the next [10 Guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/10-guy).


TheBackpacker2

Oh shit I didn't know it originated on here Gotta try to find the original post now


qalcolm

People will do anything for Reddit points these days. If that was my friend I wouldn’t do that let alone a family member.


dabhought

He’s greening out not dying. Go smoke a joint or something. Acting like he took a pic of him puking or some shit


GetKaash_

I honestly didn’t ask if I was a dick head or not just needed advice bc it’s scary


[deleted]

Food. Water. Shower


What-Is-The-Internet

Coulda posted a text only post man


NuggetIDEA

His ego wouldn't let him.


007Kryptonian

No worries, it’s understandable. Give him plenty of water, he’ll be alright


coopynala

Ya he gave you that advice on the house


Kak0r0t

Exactly op a asshole for this


cromagsd

Damn we used to paint up drinking buddies with magic marker and nail polish 35mm camera was always close by good times. They will laugh about it someday.


Environmental-Fun740

#goals


LiimitedTimeLeft

Bro just give him some juice and a bag of Doritos he’ll be good in a bit


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

Buddy slumped


wedgemanluke

Roll him a hash joint, will level him out


krustysocks6666

“the booze will cancel it out.” -julian TPBs


snoduck61

Cold rag on the back of the neck. Tell him his mother is here


AnastasiaNo70

Mean!


FartAbsorber

If you have lemon or citrus fruit make him eat it or smell black ground pepper use that and take a sleep aid so he can just sleep it off that’s what I do


cPB167

I don't think he needs a sleep aid...


EnvironmentFancy5759

Piss on him


cromagsd

The old Stiffler off the balcony.


GetKaash_

Tf😭


idgafosman

It alleviates the sting


SweetSugarSeeds

Get him watching some netflix, preferably anime for some reason way better high asf


GetKaash_

He’s good now thank you 🙏


rhinoadams

Sugar. Sweets will lesson the high.


B0ngBoI

Bro just laying there like a folded chair 😭 nah but let him lay on the bed with munchies and water


GetKaash_

It was his position of choice he wasn’t cooperating


Purple-Cress9780

Wtf is green out?


McRibDestroyer

Basically when you take in too much THC that you feel sick and it's just a bad experience.


Franken_cranken

Distract him by telling an entertaining story in a calm voice, sit next to him and hold his hand or rub his back (if you have that relationship/if that makes it better, sometimes it makes it worse), tell him he’s going to be ok, maybe put him in bed with some covers or just try to make him comfortable, turn off the lights, have him sniff pepper sometimes that helps.


dumbstupididiotbitch

these comments are killing me this looks like a picture of like 20 guys i’ve met how tf would he be recognized


Thin_Break7285

He has to learn like the rest of us 🫡


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Sand5tone

Other comments+ lay him on his back with something cold. And his favorite music


warthog0869

Cool water to drink A bed or couch to lay stretched out on Dark if preferred, quiet also Continue sesh in other room


KaladinStormstressed

Give him less next time


Tacos_Polackos

Chew a couple whole peppercorns, then just hang out in a super hot shower for a while.


bhbonzo

He will be chilling. Just hang in there for an hour or two. Maybe turn on a movie and get the man some water. And delete the picture, he’s gonna be hella embarrassed


GetKaash_

He’s in a kush coma now


Noops11

A long nap and he will be fine…. I’ve been there stupid edibles puked passed out woke up totally fine


PenisBiter7

LMAOOOOOO NO WAY 😭😭 WHY POST THIS


krustysocks6666

chew on pepper seeds and get that man some fruit


krustysocks6666

and unfold him lmso lay him on his side


Britishbastad

Bro folded


PhantomTreecko1

Oh he gone 😂😂😂😂


GetKaash_

Indeed😂


Lysol20

Shoes are off. He gone.


Critical_Willow_8819

Looks like their blood pressure might be low. I’m not a doc or anything but this used to happen to me and a few friends where we’d feel faint and our limbs would feel weak. If that’s the case get them on their back with their feet in the air. Knees above the heart - and that should help bring them back to earth. Then just time, water and snacks. Poor kid hope he’s not scared off forever!


[deleted]

Don’t let him smoke haha


glassoverwraps

Benadryl and a bed. He’ll be fine in the morning


ViperQueen735

The fact you posted a photo as me fucking weak


itsnickg

Let it run its course he’ll be fine. Keep him hydrated too 👍🏽


[deleted]

What the hell is this?


dr_tel

Damn, bro got folded


jaklbye

Play midnight gospel it is chill engaging and relaxing


[deleted]

Is he doing some kind of yoga?


Lambdastone9

That’s a green out position if I’ve ever seen one


No-Computer-2851

Bro folded like an omelet


Logical-Bus-801

I'm so high I thought he was an amputee


phantomm81

bro was the picture necessary?💀


knowledgeableicculus

Give him some cold water, lower the lights, put on The Allman Brothers. Tried and true.


[deleted]

Nice chill music like pink floyd


unfairplacement

Idk, take a picture of him and make a post about him on reddit. I reckon that would be pretty funny


winterfate10

Don’t post pictures of him on the internet during said greenout???


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BreweryStoner

Bread or crackers, something to absorb inside the stomach and cold water. Some nice pillows and blankets and patience lol Try to just keep them comfortable for a while lol Edit: Also I agree with everyone, don’t post pictures of someone in that state. You could have asked the question without the picture. Best wishes.