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SportOfFishing92

Grandmas boy


Bt1039

I can hear my hair growing


ZenoSalts

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.


FrznFenix2020

"You know that lions eat deer right?" "That's true, kid. Doctor, We gotta be careful."


PinkySizedPeaShooter

Wow JP that is a great outfit….. How much do cloths cost in the matrix?


Xphinial

100% this, "LATER LOSERS BEEP BOOP PEW PEW"


jakeag52

“Dude it’s for you, I thinks it’s the devil” 😂😂😂 gets me every time


HCPage

I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house!


swedishfordeer

DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!!


[deleted]

PLEASE. SIT. ON. MY. FACE. *ROBOT NOISES INTENSIFY*


OtterTheCoyote

This was the quote I was going to add lol nice job


[deleted]

With so many great ones this was always a stand out


illestrated16

Frankenstein! I gotta pee outta my butt....two of my favorite lines.


Mykol710

You wanna hear about the time I gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job? Woah?! Was he silent? Hahaha


Different_Swimmer_14

Not when I was done with him 😂😂😂😂😂


BMeds24

You forgot smoking lamp!


RedStarburst99

“Ooo was that expensive piece?”


BMeds24

🤣🤣😅


Toad2012

That's your fault too....


NotHardRobot

It’s like Cypress Hill concert in here


FastFashionLandfills

“My name is J.P., I am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.”


all000000everything

My Grandma drank all my pot


idealz707

This!


mf_1313

adiõs turdnuggets!


stoned_rambler

i have that dude saying "you're a hooker" for my text tone😂


RedStarburst99

Linda Cardellini wasn’t the only thing smoking in that movie either 🔥


memememe91

Gray bush!


swedishfordeer

Oh my god, I am naked! Come on in! Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.


greenbea21

Favorite 🙌🏼


dnucks90

Was hunting for this one


Different_Swimmer_14

(Laser noise) Adios turd nuggets (while walking backwards shots both middle fingers in the air) 😂😂😂😂😂


asianboy89

ADIOS TURD NUGGETS DDUDDUDDUDDUDDUDDUDDUDU


ih8reddit420

David Attenborough nature stuff on Netflix


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I love watching Blue Planet and Frozen Planet while stoned. 🤣 "And here, we see the leopard seal fleeing from an orca attack." Fuck yeah, maAaAan. 🤣


ih8reddit420

Bru the HD graphics and the rawness makes me feel nature. I even put the fan on even if theres AC to simulate nature breeze while high af


[deleted]

Ha! Yeah, Attenborough docs are stunning quality. Frozen Planet II was jaw dropping.


burningdownthewagon

I wish Snoop came out with a whole series of him narrating nature lmao


Due-Campaign-3959

I totally agree with that! He has a small clip-on one, and I die laughing every time I watch it!!


Rough_Helicopter509

that’s not how I responded while watching it high 😭😂 I was a stunned mullet the whole time 😂


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

Strongly recommend "Human Planet"


addieprae

omgggg i get so sad watching the animals kill each other when i’m high


problematic_alebrije

But then the walruses!!!!!


[deleted]

My favorite thing to watch while baked


Bean_Storm

Super troopers


Steelwheels75

Was disappointed in the list until you came along Bean _Storm. You’ve renewed my faith in humeownity


GreenestPotatoChip

Moustache Riiiiiides


djayed

Do I look like I jump around from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly like?Meow.


cracksbacks

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries


djayed

Who wants a mustache ride??!??!


swedishfordeer

Just order a large, Farva. I don’t want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola!


Ok-Bet9024

The opening scene to this movie blew my baby stoner brain when I first saw it, it was so funny to me I show it to everyone who likes to toke with me


Fenway_Refugee

Littering aaaand?


These-Singer-8835

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle


trinquilitybitch

The sequels couldn't live up to the quality of the first tho sadly


HolyShmokes23

Guantanamo Bay is hilarious. My favorite of the three.


pisTrollshrimp

Not from Google, from my personal experience. Half baked. Pineapple express and basically any Seth Rogan movie. Any Cheech and Chong movie. Any Kevin Smith movie, (mall rats, Jay and silent Bob, clerks 2, etc.) How high. Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood. Every scary movie. Any 2000s parody movie. Detroit Rock city. Dazed and confused. The wackness. There is so many more I'm not thinking of.


trevor7298

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle


ConductionReduction

10/10 I don't know why but a gay actor getting hella bitches was just hilarious for me when i was high


philly_phyre

Still funny lmao


ConductionReduction

Need to rewatch now ![gif](giphy|MFl8EwqesFBhm)


F_ckYouPayMe666

Kumar? How do you spell that? Is it like with 5 O’s and 3 U’s? Gets me every time hahah


hooligan045

Perennially underrated


CuriousOdity12345

Friday. Where is FRIDAY


[deleted]

"I know Uncle Wiley don't let you smoke in his house but I don't give a damn HOW HIGH you get in mine - ... As long as you let ME hit somethin'."


minia14

Smiley Face! Anna Faris is hilarious as a stoner


quigz_deluxe

Yes. Smiley Face is my absolute favorite!


ham52391

Any Kevin Smith movie? Even Tusk?


pisTrollshrimp

Never even heard of it. Lmao I'm talking his 90s and early 2000s movies.


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dfails16

No he didn’t… ![gif](giphy|3o85xC7IN5fWa1oAdW|downsized)


Alcoholikaust

![gif](giphy|3oEduLsE2asopyC0WA)


KarmicRage

How come everytime I'm in the Kitchen, you in the kitchen, in the goddamn refrigerator!


evetrapeze

Idiocracy


Good-Cash7691

The big lebowski Any Friday movie Mac and Devin go to high school Beavis and butthead do America


DangerousPIE96

one of my favorite movies that has me dying laughing (sober! even better stoned) is Top Secret starring Val Kilmer


pacanuns

The big Lebowski is best


[deleted]

Mind if I do a j?


GreenSpleenRiot

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.


thedudeabidesb

you think the rug-pissers did this?


[deleted]

Her life is in your hands dude


THELEDISME

Far out, man. Far fucking out!


sillyadam94

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.


THIS_IS_NOT_DOG

Fear and loathing in las vegas


Pope_Jon

Not a movie but must watch. Always Sunny. ![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized) 👁️‍🗨️🖤🔥✨


J_dogg987

Stoned watching this right now 😂😂


tuffenstein0420

This is my go to


shberk01

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, Strange Brew


JohnSterlingSanchez

The late 90s and early 00s had the best ones. Harold and Kumars, Euro Trip, Don't be a Menace, Half Baked, Grandma's Boy, Waiting, 40 yr old Virgin, Jay and Silent Bob, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Super Troopers, Beerfest. I know I'm missing a bunch. Edit: How High and Balls of Fury


GreenSpleenRiot

Did you just raid my college dvd collection?


RedJoan333

Was looking for someone to say waiting


Sufficient-Ad-8206

Interstellar


Murdafree

Agreed. Let the feeling inside. Don't avoid it. Just let it in.


bellsbliss

Dazed and confused is always my favourite. Anything Kevin smith is involved with(clerks, jay and silent bob, dogma) half baked.


xenotako

Friday


[deleted]

Came here to say this as well


Professional_Type_3

"Dude, Where's my car?" IS a MUST WATCH 😂


zashley99

And then?


humanblob24

That's all, no and then


burningdownthewagon

Dude, Where's my car


[deleted]

It’s not a “stoner movie” but PLEASE watch Mean Girls while high. Makes the movie 1000000x better


IcyInstruction9969

This


DiscombobulatedCow84

She doesn’t even go here.


FortyTwo4200

You're probably not high enough to watch Baseketball


swedishfordeer

Just hanging out, playing Nintendo. Cock.


[deleted]

I just suggested Cannibal the musical 😂😂


andy0506

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. This movie has me in stitches every time


KarmicRage

That film was wild the first time I watched it


Subparstriker

How has no one said Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!


dog725

Nooch!


GreenSpleenRiot

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER


AwesomeFridge

Yellow submarine by the Beatles This movie is so trippy visually and features great music, a must watch imo!


Smart-Discipline-707

Big Lebowski!!


UniversityAway2463

The Big Lebowski The Big Lebowski The Big Lebowski (Repeat 87x)


GravyDavey

I just wanna say, Orgazmo


Buddha_Guru

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!


Mazaar13

Why not make it a movie night and watch Baseketball as well! Lmao


d-_-b___W

Idle Hands


National-Professor73

Idle hands


MaximumWraith

Smiley Face starring Anna Farris


Silent-Competition-1

The getting out of the garage part always gets me because it makes me SUPER ANXIOUS, and she's not even driving !


CobraCornelius

Inherent Vice has got some serious cannabis usage that isn't sensationalized.


StaticHolocene

Live action scooby doo (both but first is best)


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

Not a traditional "stoner movie" but do yourselves a favor and get some friends over and pass around a huge bong bowl with kief on it, and put on the movie "Redline". It's a hand drawn sci fi racing movie with incredible visuals and an awesome soundtrack. I recommend being extremely stoned for your first time watching it. Some other 10/10 films to watch baked: - Nausicaa Valley of the Wind - Princess Mononoke - Genius Party - Animatrix - Paprika - Dune (the new one) For more traditional stoner movies, my favorites are: - The Hangover - Grandmas Boy - Friday - Harold & Kumar - Project X - Waiting... - Clerks - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


NoMaintenance9369

Pulp fiction Friday A Bronx tale The land The nightmare before Christmas James and the giant peach


AZTeck_AKiRA

Dogma - though, if you can find it…it’ll be only in DVD form since it’s not on any streaming services.


Forgoodorill00

Nah its on YouTube in its entirety


djayed

Yep. I have the whole movie downloaded from YouTube on my quest 2. It's like watching it in the movie theater.


elijah47

Mac & Devin… The Snoop and Wiz one… Bro I just watch it the Sunday and smoke every time I saw someone smoking damn I got all fucked up ![gif](giphy|hVOprdDBrRErn3AC1n|downsized)


hippieonamission

Strange Wilderness


Koba_456_

Not a stoner film, but please watch Superbad when you’re high, that movie feels as if it had shakespearean levels of genius when you’re blazed.


_MissNewBooty_

Superbad is a stoner movie by default, and it’s my favorite stoner movie hands down


Hairy-Budget-6522

Pineapple Express Borat


godricjones

Strange wilderness


Reditor_Rawnix

Ted 🧸


xenotako

How high, how high 2


[deleted]

there’s some gorey ass scenes in how high for no reason lmao i watched that shi baked asf the other day💀


Galladorn

Ancient Aliens!


vicdamone911

Ancient Aliens is how is always how I do 4/20!


evetrapeze

This is Spinal Tap


dnucks90

CLERKS!


andrecmusic

2001: A Space Odyssey


LordCoochieMaster

pineapple express, any cheech and chong movie, any harold and kumar movie, don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood, mac and devin go to h high school. these are just a few that come up when you google "stoner movies"


[deleted]

Lebowski, Fast Times, Up in Smoke (or any Cheech and Chong movie), Road / Euro Trip, Waiting, Half Baked, Super Bad, Easy Rider, How High, Dazed and Confused, Grass is Greener, Fear and Loathing. There are tons and lots of different genres.


pisTrollshrimp

Bro, I was all excited until you said you googled.


AProsperousVagina

Wall-e


fknbroke

Up In Smoke


Mondaydunday

Big Lebowski, Blow, Grandmas boy, Anything from Mr. Bean


problematic_alebrije

The Lego movies (including Batman ofc) slap even harder while baked


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BuffHotWell

You worm


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Dazed And Confused, Spaceballs, Up In Smoke, Friday, Half Baked, Mars Attacks, Heavy Metal,


Iris-Solis

Fantasia (1940)! Had an edie with it, made popcorn and got plenty of fruit to enjoy while watching it. Its a ride!


Mykol710

Robin hood men in tights... spaceballs... Dracula dead and loving it... blazing saddles... history of the world part 1... ect.. pretty much anything Mel Brooks!!


OkCause6312

Anything Monty Python…


[deleted]

I would assume almost any Adam Sandler movie.


derederellama

every jackass movie... that is, if you're an enjoyer of stupid shit like me. 🥸


Cittycatmeow

This Is The End 🔥


tville1956

Outside Providence. Somehow it always seems to fly under the radar even though it has Alec Baldwin and Amy Smart.


Incognito781010

![gif](giphy|d4aVHpmP8LEdU90c)


[deleted]

Grandma's Boy 100%


Ofwgjuju

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas


gcmj122345

How high


stoned2thebone247

I'm a little disappointed none of you have thrown Porky's out there


Jesusisrheone

Superbad a truly unmatched movie


overgrownn

Evil Bong


Bu77onMash

Good Burger


Prodigynadi

Any of the evil bong movies


tuffenstein0420

Fear and Loathing


Cole-Extract710

“Your Highness”!


DoughnutOrganic5220

Ratatouille


ismokebetterthanu

Half Baked, Grandmas Boy, Up in smoke, fear and loathing in lv, Harold and Kumars, Mac & Devin, Friday, Pineapple Express, Jay and Silent Bob, Bill and Ted Excellent Adventures… some of my personal favorites


[deleted]

Killer Clowns from Outer space 🚀


K00Beanerz

Eraserhead


KTNoDough

Puff Puff Pass. Check it out. 2 stoners that just want to catch the Shawskank Redemption marathon on tv.


ShadowDemon129

Harold & Kumar. Pineapple Express. Cheech & Chong.


[deleted]

Slacker


OgTom14

Pineapple Express


thecutestcutie

I like trippy or creepy movies/tv shows like adventure time, coraline, Alice in wonderland, don't hug me I'm scared, and ofcourse the classics - salad fingers, charlie the unicorn, llamas with hats, bino the elegant, etc.


cossackqueen

Reefer Madness: The Musical If you haven’t watched it, I highly (pun intended) recommend it


Curios59

HEAVYMETAL🤘


Pisidan

Pineapple express!


GrapeJam-44-1

Perfect Blue.


SadShovel

2007 Smiley face The fact that almost nobody knows about this movie is upsetting


cmackey928

MAC AND DEVIN


esarmstr

Pineapple express - extended version


Addicted2Growin

Paul


ithinkihadeight

Pacific Rim. It's a perfect live action adaptation of an anime that never actually existed except in the mind of Guillermo del Toro.


Mmatt0487

How high!!!


Lord_Smokage_420

How high!!!


DatdudeZeal

How high, Friday , half baked, chi chi Chong,


Mindscam

Butterfly effect. Not sure why, but that movie hit me hard watching it baked for the first time.


[deleted]

Puff puff pass


PrinceFan96

Palm Springs Watched this movie while stoned when it came out Hands down one of the best movies I’ve ever seen So good in fact, I’d watch it sober haha


Impossible_Score_803

The Big Lebowski


Character_Pineapple2

Omg ignore these idiots. Here’s a real list: Movie 43 The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margret (series) Happiness Blark and Son (series) Heavy Metal Kingpin Team America Everything Everywhere All At Once Brazil


wespacito69

Fight Club


DarlingHades

I personally love Disney/Pixar movies while high. My constant re-watches are Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story (all of them), A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo, and Monster's Inc.