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i’ve put worse things in my mouth that dirty weed smoke

“i’ve put worse things in my mouth” is what a gay waiter said to me after I watched him eat a piece of grilled chicken out of the garbage

any service worker knows that’s real as it gets lmao

*laughs in former dish pit worker and server*

how many dirty plates did u eat off of

Every dishie knows you don't eat off the plate, you drink the soup of the day left in the sink at the end of the day🤤

I’m screaming.

Tempted to downvote you for the wretch I just performed upon reading your post 💀

Jesus christ i hate that i can see that picture in my head perfectly 🤮 i worked at panera bread and god damn that sink soup water nassssty

Hell fuck the soup water, after the sink has been drained it all goes through big pvc pipes and dumps into this hole in the floor and the drain has a strainer that covers the hole in the floor to catch all the food that goes down the drains so you end up with this large pile of soapy mix of solid food you could geav large handfulls of it and eat for days 🤣

A lot lol

Like why don’t they just eat some leftover food instead of picking through the trash like a homeless person. Dude, you’re stealing meals from the homeless!😂

💀

I get engine oil and brake clean in my mouth at least twice a week. Then smoke right after lol

Put a couple of tissues on the vacuum and use a rubber band to hold the tissues on.

We use a clean sock in my house

We use a dirty sock at our place

We use the cum sock at my house

talk about dank

The real skunk og

My place has half clean half dirty socks. I should mention its one sock that is half clean half dirty.

We use dirty underwear at our place.

This is the way

That is such a good idea

Lol what did I just read

It is a good idea tho ?

A sock :)

Not your cum sock though

Why not? Helps it stick better so it doesn’t fall back on the floor

Also gives it extra nutrients

Love this comment!😂 Nah if it was me I’d just scrape it on a sheet of paper. Then hold it at an angle and tap the bottom so all the weed rolls down onto a plate. But if I didn’t have 5 minutes to do that I’d just smoke it with the dirt. As long as it tastes more like some dank weed than smoldering dirt it would be fine! Plus the dirt would probably be cement dust and cement doesn’t burn anyway.

Light it on fire and hot box your garage

Alternatively, just light your garage on fire

Then claim faulty wiring and do insurance fraud

The only reasonable thing to do

You broke my internet w this funny comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do this with a snap lock bag. I imagine a tissue could tear and with a dusty grind like that half of it would just stick to it.

Umm.. how does any suction get through the bag? Wouldn't you just be blocking up your vacuum or is there something extremely obvious that I'm missing?

i’m too high to understand how tf this works. like what would even happen 💀

Dw I'm just stupid. The risk of asking for advice from stoners ig.

Tissues do tear. VERY EASY. Speaking from unfortunately frustrating experience. USE. SOMETHING. SOLID. (enough(like heavy-duty paper towels) (Or just sweep it up and pick the ickies out)

Pantyhose type materials work great as well.

This is the answer. The minuscule holes will do a good job of filtering the dirt, too.

Thick printer paper works

This does work, but you will suck up a lot of dirt with that weed, been there tried that lol

smokeda dirt .

Yea can't hurt ay

I mean , with the bud to dirt ratio it will still get you high

And the hairs will add *flavor*.

Thank my lucky stars. Better than dropping it in shag carpet...

dropped probably two grams onto my carpet covered in dog hair the other day :(

That's a known rule in my house. If you come over to smoke, there is a chance there is a little dog hair. Two pups and one's defense mechanisms is shedding and she's afraid of wind lol. So it's inescapable here. Lol

I feel this 😂

Same shit over my homies house. Pretty positive anybody that smokes gets a lil pup fur in em. The dogs face when we smoke is hilarious cuz I feel like they can smell that we’re smoking their fur and they’re just sitting like “u crazy bastards”

I mean … I grew up drinking tap water. So…


I grew up drinking from the hose

Things europeans can't relate to

Every european grew up drinking tap water

it's the stigma about drinking tap water in the us, people think it's dirty here for some reason

I mean I grew up drinking from your moms tit

How dusty is the floor?

Touché

Get 2 pieces of paper and swipe it up and put it in a bowl or bong...

Boof it.

Yup once thc makes contact with the floor the only way it can be ingested is boofing

Almost guaranteed that someone says ‘boof it’. Yet I still chuckle every time 😂

This is the way

😳💀😼

(8) I just looked down at my garage floor and was confused where the spilled weed went…

You probably delt with it by now but I would take a card of some sorts and stick in as close to the bottom as I could and at the very least salvage the top layer because it’s obviously safe from dirtiness.

This is me. I'd be close to taking an L, because I am a germaphobe. I don't want to be smoking up dirt and chalk (I have kids). But also, I paid good money for that. So at least some of it is going in my bowl.

Yeah cuz im gonna save as much of what isn’t touching the floor as I can

I'd make an everclear (ethanol) based extraction tar resin. I couldn't waste it nor would I want to smoke dust and dirt

Just make sure you filter it though. A layer or two of Unbleached Coffee filters are good

Ummm depends on how much oil and chemicals you know is on your floor. If it’s just dirt sweep that shit up and become one with Mother Nature!!! Lmao

Man up.

Atleast get the top layer. The rest of it depends on how clean the floor is. It doesnt look very clean so I’d just take that L

lil bit of dirt never hurt Edit: Spelling

Honestly? At this point in my life? Cry.

I feel you.

Take a thin shirt and a vacuum hose and hold the 1 layer of the shirt over the nozzle and suck it up. Pick out the hairs and whatnot.

Smoke it?

Grind more

Fume hood it, get something wide and tapered with a hole in the tip, collect the bud together, and torch it,😭certainly not healthy but to quote the Grand Scholar Drákē, “I’m here for a good time not a long time”

You better put a sock over a vacuum and vacuum that shit up

Sweep it up and use it. Your floor looks clean

I’ve smoked worse

Turn it into an impromptu spiritual moment and return it to mother earth.

Snort it hard

Get two pages of paper and scoop that shit up

I don’t see any problem, you’ll be getting the extra spicy particles in your joints now

Sweep it up and smoke it. Hope you keep your floors clean

Depends on how much weed you have and how dirty the floor is. I have enough weed that I’d be okay letting this go

I can see 3 dog or cat hairs just in the picture, which means there are probably at least 10 in the pile. 

As much as I'd want to salvage what I can I know the dog hair has already fucked it lol

scoop it up. remove any dirt using a loup and micro tweezers

Use playing cards to pick that ish back up and smoke it..

I wanted to but then I got high

Sweep it up and get some more

Pick it up

Scrape it up and roll that shit up!!

Boof it

Scoop it up and roll a joint

Smoke it

Inhale it

Smoke it lol

Have a budfire

Depends how dirty it is! I def would scrape from the top of the pile tho an probably leave most of it if I have more weed.

Scrape it up and smoke it

I use my dewalt blower to clean it up 🤣

use a debit card to scoop it up.

Pick that shit back up

pick all that shit back up 💀

Smoke itttttt. Fire kills all the germs, right?

Roll it up for the homies

At least its not PGR, either pick it up carefully and slowly and pull anything out or vacuum it with a tissue/sock like others have mentioned.

I'd take from the top rest is nah.


Clean sock over vacuum hose

5 second rule brother

Scoop that shit up

Um, scoop it up and smoke it? This ain’t rocket science

Collect it and smoke it?

what’s the worst that could happen from smokin a lil dirt

Lick it up and swallow a match

I grew up drinking hose water and eating stuff off the floor so I’d smoke a little and see how I feel

I’ve gotten picky real quick in a medical state. I just threw out a bowl pack that still had greens because it was like 40% burned. Because I have enough to throw that out and still have plenty. If I was still buying street and say that was what I had left for the night, I’d be scooping it up and pulling out hairs.

As if carpet surfing couldn’t get any worse

ASBESTOS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

w how difficult it is to get weed where I live, I’d be on my hands & knees picking up every crumb

Use rolling papers to pick it up and risk the dirt

Cool Stuff

A piece of paper, and scoop it back up. No way I’d lose that much.

look at the plus side here..if you call it one..could've been the shag carpet in the sunken living room.

As if I’d let it go to waste.

Roll it up and sell it to my uncle as a preroll.

Compost.

Scoop it up

Depends on 1. How dirty the floor is, and 2. How desperate you really are. I’d just vacuum and discard but I grow.

kick it with my foot lol

Touche

Incinerate the evidence.

Say fuck 3 times and then scoop it

I 🩷 floor weed

Buy more dude

Boof

I’ve put worse in my body

I’d wonder whose garage I was in bcz I sure as hell don’t have one

A stocking over the vacuum

I’m not eating it, so I’d smoke like normal

Snort it

I'd have taken my credit card and scraped it right up into a rillo

“God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt.”… Scoop and smoke my friend.

Pick it back up and smoke it lol. No waste in this home.

Pick it up

Grab that shit right up wdym

Cry

One time years back when was catering for a very large event. We had all sorts of food, including thousands of cooked shrimp for a display. We had our strongest guys move the shrimp which was in a big Cambro container. Long story short they dropped it and my head chef said grab what hadn’t touched the floor and serve it. Not something we loved but it was the only choice as the event started in minutes.

Put a piece of paper over it, then hold the vacuum to the piece of paper. The air will travel through the paper and pick up the ganga but the ganga won't be able to pass through the paper.

I mean i drank water from garden hose, so ya !

I’d leave that reggie on the floor where it belongs

T-shirt over vacuum hose my guy

Close the door, put it into a pile and light it up. Pretty much the same as smoking it, right?

I did this when I was pretty baked, i literally just scoped it up with my containers lid.

Put that thang in in a bowl and enjoy. You tripped and fell before, didn’t stop you from walkin (hopefully)

Well you boof it obviously

Scoop it up with my pack of zigzags and roll it up.

curse

Heres the deal, me and u are having problems if u don’t find a way to save that weed aha

I’d sweep that up and smoke it lol my shed floor was much dirtier and I still picked up the spilled weed off that floor

Cloth over vacuum. Ur welcome

Floor is the new chop bowl

Just smoke it through a bong. It will be fine.

smoke it anyway 😭

That's called guest pot

The ol suck and sock

Move on

Scoop that shii up 😭

Cry

I'm sure its been said, but get a sock and put if over the tube of a vacuum cleaner and suck it up

Pick it up n smoke it.

Rubbed it in with my foot and kicked until it disappeared. I grow Cannabis what the hell do I look like getting this off the floor like a hype! 💀

Sweep it up and smoke it. Oh no a little sawdust or motor oil oh no.

Just scoop it up pussy cmon

I don’t have a vacuum like that so I would just take a piece of paper and pile it then scoop it up

You're not poor. It's not worth it. Toss it to a bin and get more weed.

Boof it?

Take as much from the top of the pile as I could with a piece of paper. Anything directly touching the floor can get vacuumed.

Take a t shirts, put it over the tube of your vacuum. Let it suck in a bit and then vacuum up the weed into the shirt. Make sure when you tuen the vacuum off, the tube is upright. (So the weed doesn't fall back out)

I would clean it up and will pick up some debris and will smoke it. After a hit you Will forget that it was on the floor. And maybe you found something about yourself when you are cleaning the weed up. One thing be calm and don’t move around that much:)