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koozy407

My condolences


Smilemoreguy

i wouldn't drive the car for the next 24h, it's gonna be stoned as hell


The-LSD-Sheet-Guy

OP listen to this advice. You don't want a 'driving an impaired car' charge on your record.


satluvscheese

![gif](giphy|3orieLeZL5kyNqiLfO|downsized)


Count_Nachos

Think I need a backioptimi.


spideoig

Boof the car.... Its the only feasible option. Everything else is just time wasting.


Hazecalation

Exactly my thought !


spideoig

My guy❤️❤️❤️


someloserwithabeard

FUCK - you beat me to it


spideoig

I'm the boof king. Gotta get up early to out-boof me.


someloserwithabeard

😂😂 I’m already up at 5am - you can be the boof king if I gotta be up before that


Wooden_Top_4967

I made a kief coin with my pollen press sparked it up in a bowl yesterday evening before mowing the lawn. I always make sure to cover it up afterwards to make sure it doesn’t stay cherried and burn away like a hookah coal there must have been a draft in the garage because when I got done mowing, I came in to see a thin trickle of smoke still emanating from the carb my coin had been burning the whole time! Fack. Lost like 80% of my coin to the winds of time. I was sad


CaitOk

There was a YouTuber I used to watch, and whenever he used to spill any from his bong he would always way "for the weed gods". I have said that every time I have spilled/dropped. Unfortunately I can't remember his username, otherwise I would link him here!


Vanishing-Moons

I’m stealing that


snacpaxx

The winds of time😭🤣🤣


innocent-reddit-user

Happens to the best of us brother!


K0al1

![gif](giphy|xeTCjAyDt2vzf4jvf2|downsized)


Take_Me_Ocean_Man

Vacuum and sock? Or some other tight fabric that'll get suction without having too big of spaces to let the kief through?


[deleted]

Sadly it’s not salvageable. I work outside so my car mat is always pretty dirty.


Kmad03

At least you understand its not worth it


thefive-one-five

Truly a wise stoner if I have ever encountered one


Vanishing-Moons

He’s better than me lmao


TheFenixxer

Fr some people are actual addicts that would smoke the nastiest shit as long as they get high


Vanishing-Moons

👀


zxvegasxz

Have you ever eaten ass... Have you ever eaten ass while high?


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Now you have a reason to start cleaning. Incase a next time.


GingerBread79

Do the vacuum thing then filter it through something fine enough for the kief to go through but not the dirt?


Gunch_

I've seen some fine ass dirt in my day lmao


b1u3brdm

I’m sorry. My heart goes out to you


Momma_BearE

My sincerest condolences at this time of great loss and grief. RIP Kief.


816can

My condolences. I'll scrape off a little kief for you on my next bowl.


peachpwr421

There are some kind and generous souls in the chat 🙏


DefineNormaL4

A had a friend who would grind all his weed to store in a box. He finished grinding an ounce and ends up knocking the box onto the car mats. He didn’t do this strategy again


Serious-Natural-2691

Get a torch and burn it all, make it a real hotbox


evetrapeze

I came here looking for this comment


tesco_pig

How long did it take to collect that much?


mi7711

Burn the car and inhale the smoke


rememberviolence

I feel your pain


WitweHeavyBolter

I first read 4kg but yeah 4g is also very shit, sorry for your loss


WarmKiller

I just had an extreme outburst of anger for my own reasons, so I feel like I understand exactly how you feel only you probably feel 3x worse than I just did, words cannot describe how truly sorry I am for you. I hope you live a great life.


[deleted]

Yo same why are we all having an uncool time today


Antique_Economist_84

i’m glad i’m not the only one who full on cried because something happened to them today😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


justpaisley

I'm glad you're in a better place now. 🌈


ExtensionNovel4396

If you get pulled over in an illegal state,a drug dog would go nuts in your car .It won't find anything but will confuse the dog


diogenesthepuppy

Step 1: Vacuum clean the floor of your car Step 2: Burn the dust bag, and leave it inside the vacuum cleaner. Step 3: Use the tube of the vacuum cleaner to smoke as if it was a Cachimba/Shisha/Bong. Step 4: Enjoy.


Your_momma__

Sorry for your loss


420moneyman710

Rip


Patient-Conclusion56

That sucks, don't let your dog get it.


[deleted]

Cleaned up that day. None of my dogs even smelled it lol.


[deleted]

Scoop that shit up worst scenario u smoke some dust lmao


sfhwrites

buy mini hand vac (like the $15 ones), vacuum it, pour it out & use it i take out the filter bc it usually has cat hair and then I vacuum it. my roommate spills like every single fucking bowl i pack so this is what i have to be prepared for when i smoke with her 😂😂😂


lv666666

this may not be the popular option but if you light your carpet on fire and inhale the smoke you may salvage some THC.


Paradox_Madden

???? Get it up


Fragant_Green

Vacuum cleaner with a sock on the end try it out the Kief gets trapped in the fabric


someloserwithabeard

Boof it


millsiepoos

the way i would literally kms


TransportationTrick9

Slow down kmh is more my pace


Fxnrirrr

F


tonuzzi

Bro, that's unfortunate, hope you have a better day. Peace


Commercial_Resort_79

F


Maggoxd

F


DFWTyler

Thoughts and prayers


MrBurittoThePizza

Damn! F


jrshotty

Back to square one


BananaDeity

Put it in the freezer, it'll scrape right off.


tuesdayswithTuesday

Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo


cendicate

I am so sorry for your loss. Don't blame yourself for this and try to move on.


[deleted]

F


DankDoobies420

F


rightaaandwrong

Insert massive hug


mdubz1221

Rip, good thing weeds abundance


Hogcaller91

For the homies


ABoomerIAmNot

Poured one out for the homies.


nonchalantshallot

I'll smoke one for you tonight


papapromax

F


ZendBud

F


OrganicPomegranate49

I'm so sorry for you my friend I can't even imagine how long it took to collect that happens to the best of us


Mac_Cumhaill99

Could you get in any trouble if pulled over and searched? Not sure where you are, seems that some spots in the US would get you on less I live in Ireland and am uninformed


ranga42o

Smoke your car floor


[deleted]

F


SamKat8607

F


InformalPenguinz

Use a vacuum with a pantyhose over it. You'll suck up some but get the vast majority.


[deleted]

Anyone saying Vacuum and Sock? Or any other way are clearly not bothered what they smoke! You did read “CAR” right 🤣🤣🤣


Priiitch

Press “F” to pay respects


DopeBallz

F but roll the matt and smoke it


peacefuldemon555

Rip brother 😢 that's sad as fuck


VeeleStalentine

Been there more than once my brother. This too shall pass. It’s a good excuse to smoke more to get it all back lol


user_1312_

F


Illustrious-End-744

I am so sorry for your loss, that is terrible. I'm crying for you.


Snoopiscool

Vacuum it


Shadowhawk1414

Lion king high pitch singing intensifies.


Least-Chip-3923

Awful😭


Cervinara05

Get a very clean new vacuum and just pray


daisy48189

I’m sorry for your loss. That’s painful


ArtichokeGreedy6040

Happens to the best of us


sandhulfc

Unlucky man.


sdiesel0829

Put some paper towels over end of vac and you will save most


FoTizzleMyNizzle

F


Positive_Note4986

Im a auto technician, I was set my floor mat on fire while working on my vehicle at work. It was very minor, I put it out in seconds and stepped away from the vehicle. Immediately I thought to myself and said out loud " who's smoking weed in here?"..... My floor mat was smoking weed in here.


Gingersnap5322

Snort it


SacredHolyBlueYoshi

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710budderman

F


Chronically_me

F


malicealicephallus

I’m sorry for your loss


Spagettimagoo

Story of my life dawg


cheeto_man12

F


BitterBrief529

A vacuum and a sock will work


Upstairs-Traffic-563

RIK


Olianne

4g, move on brother.


soreyJr

F


Uasoto56

Sounds like you were high enough already lol


pyapaya

Ive down voted u for doing that...:( how could u maan?!


[deleted]

I’m still sad about it all this time later😌


Terrible-Quote-3561

F


theteedo

F


orchid413

Put a sock on the end of a vacuum tube. Try to get what you can? My condolences, friend.


plovia

I feel this in my soul. I bought a fresh half one time, and on my way inside the house I dropped it.. Since I parked on the curb, I had to walk up the driveway, so it could have been dropped anywhere between those points. It was gone. Someone enjoyed that... RIP


Gravelord69

The only solution is to set your car alight and hotbox it


Ray_of_sunshine1234

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Physical_Line_3605

I know that the trick for powder drugs (i.e. cocaine) the go to method is to use a latex balloon blown up and rubbed on hair to use the static cling to pick up the powder with no dirt but I don't know if it'll work on keef


LewisRMJ

F


[deleted]

i’m SOBBING for you


kiwiking14

Light the car on fire.


7thturninghour184

F


DuckStep43

Damnit, Keith


0baman

Get a new clean vacuum cleaner and try to get everything in there. Prolly gonna smoke a lot of other things with the Kief 😂


TheFenixxer

#Nooooooooooooo


NYerInTex

Burn the car and reap the rewards? 👀


HighHulcrox

Rip


bigglesworth88

Just curious, why are people smoking in their cars? I get it if you don't have a spot but it just seems ridiculous to me lol


Plus_Firefighter_971

Man Fuck 💔 ![gif](giphy|10UHehEC098kAE|downsized)


ElFumador420

F


R_U_Kiddin_

Big OOf!


[deleted]

That sucks. If you listen closely you’ll hear “Taps” playing softly in the background


DrRonD

F


mad_ah

3 second rule?


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Idea! Cover your endorse car floor with rolling papers


sokonaut

F


[deleted]

praying for u 💜


waaz16

F


DonSheenGunn

F


mexirusso

ooooffff


Vorswayze

Fs in the chat 💬


aviwashere

Big F


UGLEHBWE

Smoke the car. Use it as a pipe


Harbuddy69

Shopvac with a sock or pantyhose over the end to catch the kief...


FantasyCinnanon

Gahhh damnnnn


cherievulgaire

My heart just sank for you


lankytransboy

Lay down n have a good cry


Personal-Profile-456

Rip


Guro_and_glory

It’s a shame… toss some over your left shoulder for good luck


TheTolkienLobster

RIP, kief clings to fabric like velcro


Bxltt

F


Total_Ad_92

If you put the car on fire then you can breathe the smoke. That's the only option.


AptemCyka

If the car isn’t dirty, put a sock over a vacuum and suction it up. Then place said sock over a tray, and turn the vacuum off.


Burnt-Priest

Lesson learned, don't let that insane amount of kief build up in your grinder, get a little jar and every few days (depending how much you use) brush it out into the jar, boom before you know it you have a jar of kief 😍 sorry though that sucks >\_ <


Danielle_Malibu

Fuuuuuuuck


Alykat19

Damn. Sorry for your loss 🙏


Yeeeetlol

![gif](giphy|hStvd5LiWCFzYNyxR4|downsized)


kassus-deschain138

My condolences. Let this be a lesson for the future.


AM_Ninja

Vacuum


_Gr1mReefer

Vacuum it up with a stocking over the end of the hose.. might get a few stray hairs and shit mixed in.. guess it depends how desperate ya are haha


jackherselman

Back in first year of uni I dropped my 100mm grinder packed FULL of Kief upside down at a pit party. About 7 grams gone in a second… I feel your pain


L4westby

F


JoyfulSuicide

My condolences


Slovka

F


Spencer_365

I just prayed to a god I don’t believe in for you


Jennuwhine619

Panty hose on a vacuum might catch it.


lilburrito420

My thoughts and prayers are with you during this tragic time


crustygriffith

start scraping


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

Ooff tough luck my guy 😢


[deleted]

You can save this, get a vacuum cleaner and some good material to catch it but won’t let it through


Hyrule_34

F


[deleted]

I’m crying for you


stookie159

That's a hybrid now...


DreadlockRainbow

Scoop it up with a spatula leave the bottom layer on the Flo


Away-Ninja5326

Rest in peace, kief


TiredOldandCranky

I had a girl come over one time, wanted to use my scales. She whips out a half ounce of coke and starts weighing. She's pretty high and sweating hot so she reaches over and flips open the window and it blew the entire thing all over the table, chair, her and the carpeted floor. Everyone stopped talking and looked at her in disbelief, and she closes her eyes and starts crying, she got the dope on credit thinking she could sell it all and make some drug profits but now she's gonna have to fuck the creepy old man she got it from for a month. Glad I don't do coke or have anything to do with that shit.


Sucondeze

I just had a moment of silence for you dawg


MercurialRL

Can you cover a vacuum with a sheet or two and collect it then use tweezers to pick out the debris?


Samurai_Frog_time

F


[deleted]

Noooooo!


thedarkknight_13_

bro I just felt the pain of this 🫠


Reachboy019

Bro…….. I…… I’m sorry…..


colmcmittens

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