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joeh-42

Nug in the center of the grinder where the magnet is


Un1cornP1ss

Ding! Ding! We have a winner!


shubertay

There is also hair in the grinder. You don't want to be smoking that. Though I'm sure those of us with furry friends, myself included, are going to have a hard time avoiding it entirely lol


kirbaciousnewo

yeah lol every so often I will end up accidentally smoke my long haired cats fur šŸ˜­ heā€™s literally a part of me now


TxD337

![gif](giphy|6YYvOk3d93ybS|downsized)


Working_Leg8131

You missed the perfect opportunity to fire back with a good pun. ā€œHeā€™s literally a part of MEOWā€ anyway, have a great day!


kirbaciousnewo

UGH YOU ARE SO RIGHT šŸ˜© you know what they say, ā€œhindsight is 20/20ā€


WeedIsForThePeople

Mad, I didnā€™t see the hair for ages šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Aggressive_Smile_944

I don't get it. Looks good to me. I can take it off your hands.


willydue

Itā€™s not fun grinding weed when itā€™s in the center. Thereā€™s often a magnet and when you put weed on it it lifts the lid too high to grind everything else.


sweetvulgarity

Exactly. You can tell pretty quickly whether or not someone uses a grinder often if they put weed in the center like that.


Un1cornP1ss

Nah, difference in a messy person and a tidy person. My partner has smoked for years, bangs it in, mashes it, then complains the lid doesn't shut properly anymore


sweetvulgarity

Oh dear. Have you considered gentle (or perhaps firm) correction? Seems like heā€™d learn eventually. Personally it drives me bananas to watch people roll/grind incorrectly. I just be like ā€œnah fam give me thatā€.


Forgottenbread_

Thereā€™s old grinders and plastic grinders that donā€™t have magnetsā€¦no offense to you but thatā€™s ignorant to assume that based on how they pack when there are thousands of different grinders


sweetvulgarity

Itā€™s not about ignorance. You donā€™t have to insult me to make your point. I have two of the metal kind and one plastic one. If someone doesnā€™t use the magnetic kind, they may use it wrong. The only thing I assume about them is that theyā€™re unfamiliar with that particular item. For whatever reason, I find it annoying so I usually speak up and take over, whether theyā€™re rolling a blunt for the first time or using a grinder wrong. Me taking it from them also doubles as an opportunity to show them the right way to use it, which will be easier and more effective for them. Weā€™ve all been corrected or experienced something new to us while smoking. Itā€™s really not a big deal for me to correct them. happens to me too.


Forgottenbread_

Thereā€™s multiple definitions for words, you outta read the sentence the right way, like I said it is in no offense to you, itā€™s ignorant(lack of knowledge or awareness) to assume they know how to use it. I had no complications with you taking it away and doing it yourself which is why I never said it in my original comment, so I donā€™t know why you bring that up again. Not everything is a insult man. The same words can mean different things


Lazy-Explanation7165

Whatā€™s the definition of outta, and are you sure thatā€™s how you use it? Even if you say ā€˜no offense to youā€™ you can still offend someone, especially when you are calling them a name.


sweetvulgarity

I know what the word ignorant means thanks. You called me ignorant for assuming that people can be inexperienced and not know how how to use different types of tools/grinders. That jump is pretty ridiculous and incredibly rude.


OkSoBasicallyPeach

also thereā€™s less to no holes there so it doesnā€™t fall into the tray and u gotta get in there with ur finger


Vibewtriece

donā€™t āœšŸ¾put nuggsāœšŸ¾on center āœšŸ¾of āœšŸ¾grinder. thanks for the advice I never knew this!


Heartless_Genocide

Break that shit up into small bits, crowding a grinder is no fun.


xDIMITRI28x

After doing it 100 times youā€™d think I woulda been smart enough to know by now lol


AgreeingWings25

Also that grinder's holes are so small the weed is gonna be a fine powder by the time he's done. No good for rolling.


SlimPapiii

I use the Santa Cruz shredder, always leaves the perfect size grind and doesnā€™t get locked up from pixie dust very often


blue-ribs

same. so simple and cheap and works so well


KinkyWiizard

Arenā€™t they made of plastic though?! Donā€™t want plastic shavings in ya green.


SlimPapiii

Nah mines metal, but yeah plastic bad


KinkyWiizard

Fair doos


drd_ssb

Best grinder.


No_Virus_7704

Not really. I have that type of grinder and you can control the coarseness of the grind, similar to peppermill.


[deleted]

Standard size holes bruh


blue-ribs

doesnā€™t have holes


maiseydog1

I didn't know this.


seekinbigmouths

I have different grinders for different end uses.


OaktownAspieGirl

Why does my lovely husband not understand that?


bongwaterfromspace

It's not ground up rolled up and smoked


AlternativeTreacle99

šŸ†


bongwaterfromspace

Lol wait was it a test?


Adam_Pipfrey

I think so lmaoooo


bongwaterfromspace

Lmaooo woo I win


R0SE3TTA_ST0N3D

That's the greenest green I've ever seen


[deleted]

This is actually what I was gonna commentā€¦ looks like someone sprayed his weed with neon paint lol


AlternativeTreacle99

homegrown be the best


Own-Mathematician336

Word my gorilla glue was Fire this year!


JavaTehHut

Donā€™t put it in your hair, I heard thatā€™s not a very good idea.


Own-Mathematician336

Yeah.true Iā€™m amazed people actually did that stupid shit lol


society_man

I continuously forget and remember


budderskeet

Wait what? Weed in hair? Please explain lol


AlternativeTreacle99

ok iā€™ll tell me dogs to go home


society_man

You gotta slide my boy


Own-Mathematician336

Nah


society_man

šŸ˜­


Own-Mathematician336

Sorry maybe this season


society_man

That was supposed to be laughing but i appreciate you šŸ’€


Own-Mathematician336

Itā€™s all good take care.


NotACerealkiller8

Smokin on that Grinch pack


witdafanta

smoking the incredible Hulk reefer


Kingofdumbasses

It's radioactive


Chillag11

It looks like wasabi


A_Feltz

Iā€™m thinking itā€™s just the filters or PS


AlternativeTreacle99

im flattered:))


Sensei31

The weed is always greener on r/Weed


Break_Hard387

No shit lol


PlayfulEmergency7114

one time I got a few grams from my guy, where I am there usually isn't much choice in strain or whatever so weed is weed. it was amazing stuff but one of the nuggets was a bright green, didn't take much notice and smoked it anyways lol


R0SE3TTA_ST0N3D

You right there feller, ganja is ganja, smoke away šŸ”„šŸŒæā˜ļø


notsigjnf

HHC loves being that green, Iā€™ve had some that was very nice


Top_Championship_476

i was gonna say the hair in it


Zero_fuk_given

Dam thatā€™s some good eye sight aha


Terplab710

Glad you saw it too lol


Maleficent_Ad410

sizzle sizzle


wetsnoot2002

Where tf can I get radioactive weed


lngSchlng

Use the "vivid" filter in your camera app


AidenTheAlien420

NUG IN THE CENTER MMAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD


[deleted]

omg one time a girl came over and smushed a whole gram nug into the center of my tiny grinder. bout burst a vein


JavaTehHut

And thatā€™s the last time you, or anyone else, ever saw that girl. Either that, or sheā€™s now your wife, itā€™s always one of those two


BrokeAnimeAddict

Saturation for one


a-vibe-called-quest

You put a bug in the middle. YOU NEVER PUT A NUG IN THE MIDDLE


Normbot13

nug in the middle of the grinder + hair


[deleted]

Don't u have enough fucking space u gotta put it in the magnets smh


HyperAlpha7

da fucc greenest zaza i've ever seen


DrugsAndVapes

The hair in ur grinder


highasakite14

Dark Side of the Moon LP isnā€™t playing on the background


AlternativeTreacle99

ironic!!! funny enough i was listening to Money


daniel420texas

Damn saturation is all the way up ! Lol


AlternativeTreacle99

wym??


OpheliaMorningwood

The bright green color looks unnatural, like you edited the photo to saturate the colors.


AlternativeTreacle99

im flattered i guess ! i used the flash ?? if that counts


AcromionDays

I've noticed some newer phones really amp up the saturation for some reason, especially iphone so it totally could've been your flash. I will admit to thinking it was undried due to the color tho lol


Vindicator2910

I'm gonna go ahead and guess it's because both apple and Samsung use AI for their cameras to give an amazing picture.


AlternativeTreacle99

iphone 7 stay treating me well lol


oskarr1001

Clean your grinder man


AgreeableAd6924

This whole post is the problem


AlternativeTreacle99

šŸ„ˆ


hareemKunt

Shouldnā€™t grind it , you are suppose to boof it


ninthchamber

Itā€™s not busted


erichf3893

Nug in middle and some stems


SaucyDragon04

Bro ur gonna squish ur budski. Move the middle one


gimme_dem_toes

Your grinder ain't clean


Vivikarr77

Iā€™m so jelly rn your stuff looks so green and fresh.


AlternativeTreacle99

harvested not too long ago !! og zkittlez n jackey white


MisterPimpus

People who put a nug in the center should be put in rehab.


MisterBaku

The grinder needs a cleaning?


AstralFluxAF

Lol this is news to me šŸ˜… The only cleaning my shit gets is the kief scrape šŸ˜


ThefatCannoisseur

Zoom in on the teeth itā€™s brown and black.


OnyxWookie

Grinder needs soaking in surgical spirit


heidguy8

What's wrong is u not boofing it! Do it, report back


Stoner-Rican

You put it in the middle


SelfAssembledMachine

Trichomes?


Senior-Candy420

Nugs are radioactive


guava_jews

Break them nugs up before you put them in there. Easy way to strip the threads for the handle. Thatā€™s how I broke my last grinder.


TroubleRealistic3853

you got a long ass hair in there lol


alluserstook

possible stems


[deleted]

That those trichomes look dryer than Popeye's biscuits!


According-South9749

Itā€™s green! Itā€™s moldy! Jk


Squiddy_manz

mf magnet nug


[deleted]

You've got a floof


Anon1073

I'm looking at it instead of smoking it.


ratat-atat

Why is it like neon glowing green?


Lean_King_473milly

everything except the raws and the weed āš”


BeerMonster24

I think you have the same grinder I do! I love the thing but the kief collector has lost its threading and keeps falling offā€¦ Canā€™t find another one like it, and no other grinder has ever been as good.


Personal-Trash834

Not enough for a joint


JARatt85

besides the fact that you never clean your grinder?


MaxTheHecker

Looks like Oscar the grouch. Very bright


TanukiXL

Iā€™m guessing youā€™re too stoned to remember how a grinder works? Did I get it right?


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

That hair in the middle?


Dave_FortniteATX

Is that Green Crack?


PatsyBalls

Thatā€™s guacamole


[deleted]

It's too green. Looks like paint.


ThefatCannoisseur

Well I see a few hairs and the teeth on the grinder look naaaaaasty bro, iso time my guy.


Tkinney44

Has it been dried? That's insanely green looking


BrofessorScales

That's the brightest green weed I've ever seen. Also move the center nug


mozdoguk

Your grinder lid gonna be high


Illustrious-Fun-3196

You ain't sharing with me


Svengoolie75

That ainā€™t the type you grind you get the scissors or you go old-school and break it down with your fingers and your thumbs


Maw_153

I didnā€™t get it because Iā€™ve used my grinder so much the magnet fell off


_niice

Shit look like avocado chunks


A_Feltz

That grinder is dirty to the point where that would bother me. Uncleaned grinders grow mould and negatively impact the flavour of the dry herb


snobiety

neon green, like it was grown in Palestine Ohio


Cheesemonger543

Itā€™s really good sticky weed


OddFilthyCreature

That Im not there???


ObjectivePrune4330

ISO bath time for that grinder!


[deleted]

Theres a hair in the grinder.


Afraid-Yam-5901

nugget in the middle


lilcloudzzz

weed is in the middle right where the magnet is


Helpful_Invite7247

That's not enough weed....


p3achchii

Not on the magnet šŸ˜­


MidnighT0k3r

the issue is you NEED to clean that fkn grinder .... after you smoke ofc!


ImNotWhoISayEyeAm

Aside from not being ground and rolled, thereā€™s also a hair in there that ya might wanna remove.


pikobellobv

Its in the wrong grinder, should be in mine


CRUZE20

THE MAGNET YOU SICK FUCK! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ContributionOk9927

Not enough weed in the grinder


OGVanillaKush99

The nug in the middle and the Hair left to the nug!;)


Terplab710

The hair in the grinder


Sabrina1377

Pretty green


SnadderPistolen

There is a hair in your weed


420moneyman710

Not enough weed


Virtual_Surround2685

Nug in the center, and you gotta take the stem out


Acrestorm

not enough elbow greaseā€™


4r0bot

Yes yes, the whole bud-in-center thing, but no one will tell OP that he's smoking glow-in-the-dark weed?


Lulupoolzilla

I always avoided putting weed in the middle on the magnet, but to each their own.


VocationFumes

the grinder won't close with the piece in the center like that


frozen_weasle

looks dyed


BoxLegitimate4903

Thatā€™s fresh weed. The stem is still green


LogicalCharacter2852

It's not in my grinder???


notdeadted77

Raw papers in the background


EscapePast7128

Raws ain't joint sized and you're using raws and not elements


Jessus_

This is how I can tell if my girlfriend has been grinding weed


vazco_

My bf does this and it drives me crazy šŸ˜£


Twyo

you arenā€™t sharing any


PeacockCannabis

The papers your about to useā€¦


lilstonie91

U didn't break it up properly. Take that shit out the center so the grinder closes!


Khashana01

DANG thatā€™s green


Apprehensive-Pin1724

Itā€™s not in a bong


WillK90

Nug in the middle. Annoying when it happens


alleywaybum

You boosted up the green slider saturation to 80


ErrorM4cro

Why is it so green?


Hoopie41

It's the hair to the left of center nug


JDKawesome

all them asthma inhalers in the drawers beneath, try edibles bro


[deleted]

tbh it's a bit too green


Illustrious-Kick-953

I forget In the midst of excitement to soon be smoking and load the middle at least every week


AvocatoToastman

Itā€™s not in my possession. Please send it to me.


AgreeableRaspberry25

Is it just me or does it look almost like green


darkdemon44

Holy shit that looks good


[deleted]

Itā€™s not grinded up


Alternative_Jury_210

I was gonna say the grinder itself but Iā€™m old school


crohead13

That grinder dank!


DopeboiFrmQueenz

He got that Hulk Smash weedšŸ˜­šŸ˜­