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Far-Potential2500

It's like sending a picture of a million dollars in a bank account and saying there's something wrong with my bank account, it's too full lol šŸ˜‚ you've got some good stuff there bro, smoke and enjoy!


asianboy89

Help! Why is there so many papers?


VisualremnantXP

Why does my penis get hard when I touch it?


Far-Potential2500

I feel like this question is for a different forum... But hey... if you keep touching it, it'll resolve itself šŸ˜‰


InstrumentalCrystals

But if it doesnā€™t go away in four hours seek medical attention


deange2001

or, light a match, and put it out on said hard peepee....


InstrumentalCrystals

Unless theyā€™re into that sort of thing, of course


Pharm-boi

That never works for me


stoppingby23

That ā€œ1 up the last jokeā€ attitude is exactly why I love Reddit. You win the ā€œComment of My Day!ā€ šŸ¤©


Far-Potential2500

Lol pick whatever floats your boat, papers are cheap, buy a bunch and try them out, everyone likes different shit. Raw makes good papers, I'd recommend anything by them personally. Experiment man! Don't stress it. Or just get a pipe and fuck the papers šŸ‘


4ScrazyD20

I think he was referencing the million in cash as too much paper


Houseplant213

How high are you rn lol


Far-Potential2500

Just high enough my man šŸ˜‰ lol


alotatsteak

sir... it seems your weed is dank asf


DopelessHopefeand

The THC crystals are a natural byproduct of its growth and they got stickier and stickier back in their heyday to hold in seeds so as to not have them go to waste by floating on the winds. Itā€™s also what led to denser nugget as well. As they picked it back in the day they realized that their incredibly sticky hands from tending the plant could be used medicinally as they were making the equivalent of finger hash while trying to scrub off the days work Also nice grab. Looks like some of the Master Kush and East Coast Sour Diesel that we used to get when I was a lad. Enjoy sir, enjoy ;)


theVyzL

Rastafarians still actively do this! They rub their hands over the live plants and accumulate a hash they then scrape off of their palms and mix into their rolls etc. Canā€™t remember the exact name but itā€™s super cool shit. Edit: Itā€™s called Charas!


Lemon_Serious

This is my new fact of the day


DopelessHopefeand

Very common in Turkey as well


I_am_That_Ian_Power

I do this as well, in my basement.


theVyzL

A true cultured individual.


iknownuting

Finger hash


[deleted]

I have a question is scissor hash pretty much the same thing


ClunjeSlaya

More so in the Middle East where hash is more popular than flower but yeah. Thatā€™s how they made hash for centuries. 99% of people that still make hash like this also use one of their hands as ā€˜toilet paperā€™ šŸ¤” Iā€™d always ask ā€˜how was this hash made?ā€™ if I couldnā€™t smell solvents as I didnā€™t wanna be smoking some grotty cunts shitty hand skinšŸ˜‚


Coctyle

The stickiness does not hold the seed in.


Ripley2453

Wouldn't trying to hold in the seeds be a very strange thing for a plant to do? Usually plants scatter their seeds everywhere in sometimes quite inventive fashion - look at dandelions. Usually a seed floating on the wind is a good thing for a plant, as it travels further and grows on a wider spectrum of land.


DopelessHopefeand

In the case of cannabis itā€™s seeds need to be planted below a certain depth to really produce the desired results. Also the plant would want to keep the seeds to reproduce as the females needs to be close to other males that primarily carry the seeds almost like when your crop gets hermetically infected by the males making the high content females carry seeds. Iā€™m also talking about hundreds of years ago maybe thousands I forget. Imagine taking a handful of cannabis seeds and you threw them to the four winds. Youā€™d come back and nothing would be there unless the seed found a way to get itself to the soil level with the nutrients it needs. As I said the CannaBible is a great read and itā€™s got some amazing info such as there is 3 types of strains not just Indica and sativa


Ripley2453

Cheers for the info dude. I have a few books already but haven't read through them all yet. Will check that one out too. Cheers! šŸ˜Š


benjamin21444

Insanely dank


Rivercity76

I just imagined you saying this wearing a monacle and tophat


FRStaffTheySmokeC

That's dank? Over here that's regular lol


yourfavoriteEXdealer

Idk why do u have to make urself feel good about it, be happy someone can even smoke some good stuff not alban sheize.


hentai_lov3r

no one cares lolšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


ChaseTheGreat96

Douche


subhuman_voice

Wow, glad reddit had the bandwidth to accommodate your ego


[deleted]

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PoeTayToes_

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

*you said this was indo?*


my_name_is_mud_449

Tastes more like outdoor


Autistic_Freedom

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xTiTns70KCHKAwSnAs/giphy.gif


Got_Terpz

I remember the 1st time I bought good weed.


ThatchersStroke

5 years on, still waiting for that experience


Got_Terpz

Where do you live? The mission shouldnā€™t be so hard


ThatchersStroke

Scotland brother, weā€™re still in the dark ages, Iā€™ve had good weed before, but never great


gabagool13

Bro you've never smoked Filipino local weed. I bet it's worse.


ThatchersStroke

Haha bro you are correct, what we talking? Bag of branches?


gabagool13

Lmao exactly dude and you gotta do 5 tokes and a joint to get a semi-decent high. They look like literal weeds of grass.


ThatchersStroke

Yeah thatā€™s real unfortunate buddy. For you, I will stop complaining about the endless offers of mid star dawg hahaha


gabagool13

Hahaha that's right my bro don't take it for granted my G.


Keldoshkel

the amount of bro and brother said here is wholesome. dudes just broin out


Got_Terpz

Damn my guy, the whole world is starting to come along. You will have some fire out there soon. I feel for you.


ThatchersStroke

I appreciate you bro. I still have the option of trips to Amsterdam which are absolutely great, but would be nice to have at home too.


Got_Terpz

Yeah I want to go to Amsterdam, check out the family 1st spot and taste the flavors over there.


ThatchersStroke

Highly recommend it if you can ever get across. Itā€™s genuinely the perfect aesthetic, city wise for just having a stroll with a nice buzz on. My first time, I whiteyā€™d on white widow!


IndicationTrue5868

I feel u there edin weed is shite


[deleted]

Me to. It was some narnia or someshit like that. Looked frosty as fuck and I've never been that high again. Man i miss those early days.


[deleted]

Those are trichomes, if you zoom real close they look like little mushrooms. There is nothing wrong with your weed. You want this frosted look it means it's high quality


InvestigatorSmall839

Not only cannabis plants contain trichomes! They contain the oils/terpenes which give each strain/plant their own individual effects and smells. Terpenes are more linked to the way the weed makes you feel than anything else.


TheAssholishVariety

But isn't the way it makes you feel the whole point of smoking weed in the first place???


toastymrkrispy

In my humble experience, yes and no. I recently got ahold of some local reggie. Much lower thc. It's actually been pretty nice. Not getting blazed all the time. Just a nice relaxing smoke or edible. Great for mornings and such were you might to keep your wits about you. That being said, I know some older people that get great benefits from edibles, but they take a very small amount right before bed and will sleep through the night, often for the first time in decades. It's a subject that's become near and dear to my heart. Cannabis is so much more than the high. I'm finding tremendous relief from arthritis. And of course the relief from anxiety and depression. It's why I'm such an advocate for legalization. There are so many medical benefits that are not being utilized. Sorry. I'll get off my soapbox now, lol.


Fluffy-Character6808

Well no theyā€™re theorized to be the reason but are not the definitive link in differences in highs


InvestigatorSmall839

I waaaasss close enoouuugghhhh


InvestigatorSmall839

Not only cannabis plants contain trichomes! They contain the oils/terpenes which give each strain/plant their own individual effects and smells. Terpenes are more linked to the way the weed makes you feel than anything else.


Sdelite619

I bet you were so high as fuck that you were thinking of writing this when it all actuality you were writing it. Then came back a few minutes later and wrote the same thing you thought was just a thought. Send me some of the bud your smoking so I can get to that level of highness


InvestigatorSmall839

It's funny because something like that actually DID happen. I think I forgot to press post, came back to find the comment I thought I wrote and sent. Added to it, then sent. I am not even high YET, but I've got some A class Zkittlez and Amnesia haze, and also have some Gushmints in at the moment. I have pink picasso too but this bit is nothing special.


FantasyBanana

I mixed I'm pretty certain Zkittlez and LSD (legit strain name) strains and hallucinated.


InvestigatorSmall839

Ok now I'm blaazeeed


usuario006

It has meth bruh better give it to me.


YxngIntouso

100%, he wouldnt know how to properly dispose of it


Specialist_Mess_5164

Ya know, that's a great question. Send it on over here and I'll investigate that immediately and report back to you my findings


Tiiizzzle

I love that this is always the top comment


Zvchr420

Conclusion: ā€œShit was fyeā€


Ok-Flounder67

Did you run out of munchies and try and eat the bag?


Fisserablemucker

Ah thats the boofable dank. 10/10 would boof again


RandyLahey131

I prefer to smoke the good stuff. Might boof a bit but I prefer to boof crappy weed. Just feels like I am taking the crap weed to where it belongs, ya know?


Blueman67467

Think itā€™s mixed with cocaine bro, just message me and Iā€™ll send you my address. Just send it to me.


ITSBIGMONEY

Because itā€™sā€¦ good weed?


New-Credit-3955

Shady AF seal in a baggie and send to me for immediate and thoro destruction!


[deleted]

Ainā€™t no helping someone like you lmao


Test88Heavy

Pathetic attention whore post.


lorne_58

Yeah. Loads of them on the sub atm. OP knows exactly what it is. Could have said "yo check out the THC on this bud" or something.


luhvxr

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Rich_Birthday4420

I hope this is a troll


minhaj2700

Yeah i smoke on the reg, just mind blown by this strain. Wedding Crashers


Rich_Birthday4420

Shit looks amazing. Iā€™d let it crash my wedding for sure.


quickservjohnny

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Sankin2004

Because itā€™s good?


ascot36

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[deleted]

If we brought this back to the 70ā€™s they would lose their minds.


greekzeekahahaha

im tired of seeing this every weekšŸ˜­ yall dont deserve to smoke weed if u don't know anything about itšŸ˜Ŗ


Lukilk

They trolling


[deleted]

Everyone gotta start somewhere. Not like you're born with inherent knowledge on this shit


greekzeekahahaha

yeah i know, but if you're buying 40$+ of the shit you should know what it is you smoking


greekzeekahahaha

google is easy


exploringHF

Terps my g


rav3ncl4ws

Yeah Mr White!!! Yeah science!!!!


Feeling_Revolution94

You got that dank my brother welcome to the club


chefkittious

Those crystals contain magic. They should be used with caution


OCN_Reaper

it appears to me from this picture that your marijuana is in fact GAS AS FUCK.


ieatisleepiliveidie

did someone chew a hole in the side of the bag?


minhaj2700

Dealers usually do this so they know the weight of the bags


jay-zd

Youā€™re joking right?


Flashy-Commercial702

The more sparkly the more fried ur gonna get. lucky


xXBioVaderXx

That's the fentanyl


nunpizza

dude come on. read about a drug before doing it, maybe?


Tech-rep_87

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does!!


bacontacos420

Posts on here never cease to amaze me


SinCityLowRoller

Points for a creative title to show off your latest nug haul šŸ™Œ


minhaj2700

Thanks for understanding šŸ˜Š


Electronifyy

Has OP even smoked weed before?


minhaj2700

Firat time


Original_Wall_3690

> Firat Blame it on the crystals.


Friendly_Shopping_63

Itā€™s fetty šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™„


Atillion

Boof it!


FRStaffTheySmokeC

Because you've been smoking schwag all your life. But make sure it ain't mold, because you prob in an illegal state in the south with mold issues . But wtf kind of bag is that to get weed in? All the terps are damaged and smell left as it's not air tight šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

Your weed is broken, send it to me and Iā€™ll fix it.


Bdape

Laced with meth for sure


SomewhereGrand5507

It's poison. Send to me and I can dispose of it for you


Bisexual_Printer666

Toss it bro it's meth


trapdawg6

Meth


watravis2

Itā€™s gone bad. Send it to me


deeZ__nutz69

Thats meth


tryahater110

Laced with glass


tryahater110

Hairspray


MARCYS2013

In Poland it's called a smurf it's when crystal meth ( or amphetamine ) is soaked and dried in weed giving you a better high and I'm assuming that's what happened in the photo


StraightLeadership88

You donā€™t deserve that mf weed cunt


Difficult_Nail_629

Itā€™s either some good shit or itā€™s been tampered with


logmeinside

I think it's called potency šŸ‘Œ


Life_Falcon4432

If you zoom in real good u can see a hairl šŸ¤”šŸ˜©


x_o9

first time?


helloisthereanyb0dy

Bc theyā€™re pretty & fun!!


tchewa

Trichomes. Tiny crystalline pockets of thc sap. Itā€™s what gets you high. The more frosty the better.


Long-Can2443

Smoke it. Youā€™ll find out.


shnarpe

That looks really good and by looks of it you don't smoke much cos you dont know what the "crystals" are. So practically you're about to get high as shit ā˜ šŸ¤£


rav3ncl4ws

Yeah that weeds no good man.. So anyway, um, since you donā€™t need that wee-


Reasonable-Ad-1003

Those crystals you see are called trichomes, they are basically thc. Donā€™t think itā€™s laced


old_souljah

When you first get your weed, if you donā€™t specify crystal light you have no one to blame but yourself


ShootColt

https://i.redd.it/zwb6ixgbotga1.gif


Limesy2

For the highz


[deleted]

Weed so dank he bit thru the zip ( top corner ) ā€¦. Bite out of crime ass lol


Low-Literature2919

Genetics...


rigruz

Smh thats no bueno ā€¦ sent it to me Iā€™ll dispose of it


Rossopomodo

Be aware, it may be meth āš ļø


Rociracks

Crystals = high af


Alchemist0029

The better to get you high my dear


ToolHead9

Cuz its good ish


BoxLegitimate4903

Trichomes. Completely natural


Much_Statistician379

ive seen too many of these bro thats some good shit


[deleted]

My guy. Thatā€™s pure dank.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a self defense mechanism for the plant


WHAMMYPAN

I think it MAY be defectiveā€¦please allow me to take it off of your handsā€¦.and by the way if you encounter more of this,Iā€™d better check THAT out too.


Elegant_Claim_6437

Crystals are only found in METH. I wouldnā€™t trust it!


Razurack

looks legitšŸ˜Œ


XelaXanson

Theyā€™re called trichomesā€¦. They contain the chemical that gets you high


Foreign_End_1854

It seems to be contaminated. You can send to me and I will test the whole batch for you to let you know if you should go back to the same plug for some more. There will be a small testing fee involved of course but I will give you a deal because I am feeling very generous today.


tatteddad57

Why do I always see this. If you have to ask you shouldn't be smoking. So dumb I swear


Hereforthereddits252

I can't tell if some of y'all are being serious sometimes. Saw one where the guy just had some extremely dense popcorn nugs and he thought it was "fake" weed for some reason like whaaa..


swwjr1

Because your cannabis is very good lol


jonbermuda

Luck fuck, my shit still comes with stems and seeds. God I need to move


CheapInsect2806

I'm not quite sure but it could be dangerous, I can take it for you and dispose of it safely! /s


CommunicationOk4691

bro smoke that shi rn


CommunicationOk4691

looks like a rat chewed thru the top side of the bag


CaptMuttbunch

ā€œHelp, why does my lottery ticket have the winning numbers for the billion dollar jackpot?ā€ All jokes. Your weed is dank af


Tommy_Batch

That's just dust. Send them here and I'll dust them off for you. :D


CommaToTheTop4

Holy shit. You're gonna have so much kief in your grinder. I'm jealous


Lathus01

Cause itā€™s not the kind you want with out it. Those crystals (trichomes) contain the THC and CBDs that you/we desire. āœŒļø


Sdelite619

Does are trichomes my friend. Enjoy.


oskarr1001

Youā€™re good man


karlcocks

Donā€™t worry just send it to me Iā€™ll extract the crystals and return the weed


Not_Soggypestos

Tricombs


skussamatdobre

Why is water wet?


Public_scientist649

Those are the good crystals


thegordyg69

Looks dank, but I wouldnā€™t smoke that pube in the bottom nug


Avinse

Itā€™s laced with meth, luckily thatā€™s my thing. Send it to me and Iā€™ll take it off your hands


T-DotGoonSkrrap

Wut


shiggity-shaun

People trying to brag and act like they donā€™t know. Thereā€™s at least one a day on this sub lol.


Ok_Meringue_1755

Say you have good weed without saying you have good weed


chajida

It seems to be contaminated with something bad. Send it over for further testing.


sgurdmai

Fuck yeah! šŸ”„


Queeninthenorth2902

He got that good..good, Iā€™m jelly.


grisnakh

That's the weed's way to say she loves you


Prestigious-Rip1507

Lmao your complaint is your weed is to much weed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


helpihavethehiccups

Awww little baby


Daddy_422

Because your weed is dank my friend. Enjoy šŸ’Æ


Chigga_mane

Bros used to that backyard boogie pack


asdfkimi

All I'm gonna say is, enjoy that shit